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Beer, Him, and Adam: Tyreek Hill and his agent Drew Rosenhaus plan to take action against fan that threw beer on him in effort to protect the players, per Adam Schefter
Tyreek Hill and his agent Drew Rosenhaus plan to take action against fan that threw beer on him in effort to protect the players, per Adam S...
Memes, Thank You, and Brave: Border Patrol Agent
Rogelio Martinez Was Killed
in The Line of Duty
Thank you for yourserVICe!
Do you support our brave border patrol? Voting in November?
Find your polling place HERE: https://www.nass.org/can-i-vote/find-your-polling-place
Do you support our brave border patrol? Voting in November? Find your polling place HERE: https://www.nass.org/can-i-vote/find-your-polling...
Fbi, Tumblr, and Blog: team-sarcasm
My FBI agent watching
me perform entire mu-
sical soundtracks while
acting out every scene
INT
Source: team-sarcasm
awesomacious:
musicals musicals musicals musicals musicals musicals
awesomacious: musicals musicals musicals musicals musicals musicals
Bad, Girls, and Love: "We talk about how many women were
raped last year, not how many men raped
women. We talk about how many girls in a
school district were harassed last year, not
about how many boys harassed girls. We
talk about how many teenage girls in the
state of Vermont got pregnant last year,
rather than how many boys and men
impregnated teenage girls.
So you can see how the use of the passive
voice has a political effect. It shifts the focus
off of men and boys and onto girls and
women. Even the term 'violence against
women'is problematic. It's a passive
construction; there's no active agent in the
sentence. It's a bad thing that happens to
women, but when you look at that term
'violence against women, nobody is doing it
to them. It just happens to them. Men aren't
even a part of it." - Jackson Katz
@MAKERSWOMEN
Absolutely love this.
Absolutely love this.
Chick-Fil-A, Love, and Relatable: saint jasiel
@jaeleon
thought about Chick-fil-a this morning
and then a few hours later l got targeted
ads for Chick-fil-a.I love my FBl agent.
he gets me.
now all of you are going to be thinking of chik fil a... me 2
now all of you are going to be thinking of chik fil a... me 2
Memes, News, and Police: "Whether it was the
police department
or the Border Patrol,
l was a police officer
not a female police
officer, l'm a Border
Patrol agent, not a
female Border
Patrol Agent."
US. Border Patrol Chief
Carla Provost
FOX
NEWS
Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call/AP
chan neI
Carla Provost is breaking ground as the first female chief in the 94-year history of the U.S. Border Patrol.
Carla Provost is breaking ground as the first female chief in the 94-year history of the U.S. Border Patrol.
Disney, Family, and Siri: saddestblogger
good evening does anyone remember that one
disney channel movie where a family wins an
entire house that's artificially intelligent like Siri
but as the movie progresses the house becomes
more and more strict and obsessive and
eventually it holds the family hostage
slutforfood
nope how was your day today?
saddestblogger
very good! it was raining and there was a nice
slug on the pavement
slutforfood
wow!! right on the pavement?
saddestblogger
right on the pavement!
agent-sap
It was called Smart House
Tumblr: always helpful ... eventually
Tumblr: always helpful ... eventually
James Bond, Tumblr, and Bahamas: fakehistory:MI6 agent James Bond meets a young Johnny English in The Bahamas (colorized, 1983)
Los mejores agentes que ha dado Gran Bretaña
fakehistory:MI6 agent James Bond meets a young Johnny English in The Bahamas (colorized, 1983) Los mejores agentes que ha dado Gran Bretaña
Memes, Nfl, and Super Bowl: NFL
nuj
From undrafted free agent to Super Bowl champ, @TeamVic calls it a career: https://t.co/Gy5IZiluJl https://t.co/pL6nzaCVlg
From undrafted free agent to Super Bowl champ, @TeamVic calls it a career: https://t.co/Gy5IZiluJl https://t.co/pL6nzaCVlg
Funny, Life, and Memes: ArkeF
n Country
Avianca TACA
CATCHINGO TERRORISTS
SINCE2001
Funny story: Before embarking in a social media marketing career full time, I was actually working as a security guard. I applied to work as a TSA agent and was surprisingly hired. (This was about 2-3 years ago, I was pushing 300 pounds and wasting my life away.) They gave me an offer and a start date. I decided not to pursue a security career and told myself I wanted to become a full time Entrepreneur, so I turned them down, quit my job, and stuck to My Company and social media brand. Which 2 years later, I am very happy I made that choice. The TSA is such a waste of tax payers money and TIME. The incompetence and carelessness that the majority of TSA agents show is ridiculous. They waste the time of the consumer over toothpaste and hair spray. Not to mention I’m probably on some list being my nuts get grabbed every time I walk into an airport by a barely legal TSA asshole. Now, I’m living a *slightly* healthier life, and probably doubled my salary by turning them down. 😂 TSA is a joke. If you think they’re protecting us, just ponder on their 0 terrorist arrest rate. PC: @tacticalsht
Funny story: Before embarking in a social media marketing career full time, I was actually working as a security guard. I applied to work as...
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
and the girl under his bed starts
laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...
Girl Memes, How, and Cia: SHAWN
@LinkAndHubris
putting tape over my Webcam
thinking about how the CIA agent
watched me cry everyday for a year
and didn't once check up one me:
cut toxic people out in 2018
Honestly the CIA is so inconsiderate sometimes.
Honestly the CIA is so inconsiderate sometimes.
Memes, Movies, and Avengers: YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #992
To prepare for the role of Agent Clint Barton
otherwise known as Hawkeye, in The
Avengers, Jeremy Renner trained with
Olympic archers
Who is your favorite original Avengers?🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood hawkeye jeremyrenner theavengers avengers infinitywar avengersinfinitywar marvel
Who is your favorite original Avengers?🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and ...
Fucking, Memes, and Goat: An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he
was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs
agent asked if he had been to France before. He admited that he
had indeed been previously. The lady sarcastically said, "Then
you should know to have your passport out and ready, Sir."
The gentleman said "I didn't have to show it last time."
"IMPOSSIBLE!" the customs agent said. "ALL foreigners have
always had to show a passport to enter the country."
The man resonded by whispering,
"Well, when I came ashore on
the beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fucking
Frenchmen to show it to!"
This guy is the GOAT 🐐
This guy is the GOAT 🐐
Jail, Memes, and Money: U.S. NEWS
MANAFORT TRIAL
July 31 |The first trial of former Trump
campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, has
begun and is expected to last three weeks.
The trial of Paul Manafort, former Trump campaign chairman, began Tuesday. Manafort was charged with bank fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy after investigation by special counsel Robert Mueller. The Mueller investigation was focused on Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, however, this trial is not related to alleged Russian meddling. The trial is expected to last approximately three weeks. ___ On June 15th Manafort was sent to jail to await his trial on allegations of witness tampering. Manafort faces a second trial on charges of failing to register as a foreign agent and money laundering set to begin on September 17th in Washington D.C.
The trial of Paul Manafort, former Trump campaign chairman, began Tuesday. Manafort was charged with bank fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy ...
Fbi, Memes, and Sorry: SamClark
@SamClark 23
lordered a Xbox One and this came in
the mail???
Sorry, Just cwldo't
this mistake.
Sincerely,
yout FBI agent
d /or
<p>What a great guy via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2mP2web">https://ift.tt/2mP2web</a></p>
<p>What a great guy via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2mP2web">https://ift.tt/2mP2web</a></p>
