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Amber Rose, Apparently, and Batman: our tumllr usefnare IS now yov s Superhero name hat are your rukathetransformer: gaogaigar-the-king: sharky857: d-structive: isa-ghost: kikuthestrange: epicfangirl01: brynnicle: kisstheashes: anticoffeebeans: rottenka: gum-xx-drop: stray-puppet: illyriashade56: amber-rose-neko-san: shayhammowolf: ninja-girl2846: uwillbeefoundtonight: shadowamongfireworks: madly-handsome: steg-o-sore-us: bitchimnot-here: internet-explorer-official: slow-moving-mammal: internet-explorer-official: itssarcatsm: omgbrekkerkaz: girlnovels: albarnesauthor: lileyreyes: little-euro-girl: distance-does-not-matter: scholarlypidgeot: residinginpurgatory: extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird: saadoesthecatholic: lawfulgoodness: RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE me. still being catholic. the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but that’s not really important I’m… dead. Apparently I’m smart. And I can fly. Distance doesn’t matter to me, so… teleporting? Flying? Idk Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk That’s my name… I have no powers. I am weak. I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! 😈😏 Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently. um… being perfect i suppose??? you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers Um… You have the same power as me, @internet-explorer-official! You’re slow! Buddies!! stepping on ppl I’m extremely good looking but only when i get angry Its either invisibility …..Or I use fireworks instead of smokebombs to get out of situations/make diversions/etc Let’s hope I’m always outside in a large parking lot when i need to use my powers then I’m good at finding things? But only at nighttime? Welp. This is quite obvious. LYCANTHROPY HELL YEAH b-being part cat?? I guess???  Considering part of my name comes from an eldritch god, I’m pretty well off. Very strong, time manipulation powers, I’m all set. Oh.. Yall get gum drops bitches Rotten??? I’m a zomboy??? Antisepticeye and Coffee? XD Uh…am I a phoenix? I would freeze people on contact. I would also be perpetually cold, which is already true. :P I would have the power of sonic scream and the ability to put people to sleep by my rapid, boring talk of fandoms. I’m so strange that I weird them out and they leave I can turn invisible and possess things ….You know, guys….I’m not sure I am a superhero. OM NOM NOM ALL THE MOFOS! 3 *muffled “Jaws” theme playing in the distance* My power is COURAGEAnd being a cyborg fused with a mecha lion fused with several machines to form the King of Braves. But also COURAGE. …I’m caught up in giant alien robot drama. Im a 2.7m high Super human clad in Futuristic juggernaut batman armor wearing a helmet with batwings. Heeeeelll yes maaa boi
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Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions
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Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes Kids vs technology restrictions
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