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Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX BENEFITS!!!! osmanthusoolong My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament" bradkey I taught my little brother to say "micro-surgical vasectomy reversal (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years missvoltairine My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ?2?????????? blossomfae whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird lornacrowley when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say what the fuck?!? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end waspabi i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make
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9/11, Beautiful, and Creepy: Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides Suivre Was on a train from Cambridge earlier. Two young girls with beautiful face paint walked into my carriage and sat down about half an hour into the journey. /A couple of mins later this man walked in and sat next to them even though the carriage was empty with plenty of empty seats Traduire le Tweet 23:53-10 juin 2018 Marilia Savvides MariliaSavvides 12 h Immediately my brain went "red flag" so I moved to an empty single seat next to them. He proceeded to talk at them for ages. Girls visibly uncomfortable. He was in his 50s. Telling all kinds of weird stories, interrupting these kids, askinig them what they're doing etc Traduire le Tweet 09 187 2,1 k Marilia Savvides MariliaSavvides 12 h I'm eavesdropping and I realise he's followed them from another carriage. These girls are being SO polite due to sheer fear and I am livid. When he asks them where they go to uni and they just keep saying London he laughs and says "alright you don't want to tell me, fine" Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides MariliaSavvides 12 h Guilt tripping them into telling him details. So l extra politely asked him if it was time for the girls to just hang out and for him to move on. Mate, he TURNED on me so fast. Stood up to his full height and ranted at me for a few minutes Traduire le Tweet 09 187 2,4 k Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h "I'm not some weirdo, I'm a good bloke, I'll call the police on you etc." Friends, not one other person spoke up. I remained extra sweet, which pissed me off so much, because here l am managing a creep's feelings in case he turns violent. Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h He ranted at me for a few minutes, got really aggressive and then eventually left, all the while whining like l'd ruined HIS fucking day because "he's not done anything wrong" and it's "none of my business" Traduire le Tweet 9 11 t 163 24k Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h As soon as he left these girls turned to me and were like THANK YOU we were figuring out how to run. Long story short, predators are master manipulators and prey on young women who are afraid of seeming rude and setting creepy men off. If you see something SAY something Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h Girls and I spent 10mins after having a coffee and a cigarette outside until he cleared out of the station. We're insta friends nowand I'm just SO ANGRY that we live in a world where we're all just navigating men's entitlement and their weird feelings. The end. Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h I obviously also spent 10 mins telling them that it's ok to trust your instincts and not to feel like you're being mean if a dude is trying to make you feel guilty. They owed him NOTHING Traduire le Tweet armitageadoration: maaarine: @MariliaSavvides And men make fun of women for travelling in packs. Sighs. Seriously, if you see this happening and you can speak up…do. If you are unable see if you can find someone who will help.
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Fucking, Roger, and Scream: quasikool: busilisk: emjaidi: amphibizzy: this video is cursed that fucking furby had fear in its eyes. he trusted you he opens his mouth to scream but theres nothing left of him Everything about this video is magnificent. -the thick Finnish accented host of the video calls it a “FUUURB” -the Furby falls “asleep” moments before being placed in the hydraulic press -as it’s being crushed, the Furby’s eyes and eyelids twitch ever so slightly enough to give the appearance that the Furby is feeling every ounce of pain it’s experiencing -the Furby’s beak is dislodged from its face and opens up before the hydraulic press finishes the job -right when the Furby is crushed a black ooze seeps from its insides and drips on the floor -all the while an unidentified woman in the background is cackling at the sight of the poor bastard meeting its doom -we also get two gratuitous slow motion replays of the homicide, one of which has a bombastic, orchestral piece play over the footage -the host holds up the flattened pancake remains of the Furby, which would have not looked out of place as a practical effect in the 1988 Robert Zemeckis film “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” -also some Legos get crushed but it doesn’t hold a candle to everything that happened to that damn Furby, it really doesn’t This is some quality shit right here Also please watch this with the subtitles on. They gave the furby dialogue. “It is extremely Dangerous and Evil Being.”
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Alive, Books, and Community: Well there's no history of trans people more than 30 years ago, maybe thats why there not in the history books lierdumoa: jenroses: leviathan-supersystem: epically-scottish-big-b: songofages: thetolerantleft: thetolerantleft: softtrade: What is a Christine Jorgensen Tfw nazis literally burnt Hirschfeld’s (sp?) papers so we wouldn’t be in the history books Like I wanna be really clear. Hirschfeld was literally moving to a depathologized explanation of trans women (inversion as variance not defect) and was advocating for providing trans women with HRT and surgery, all the while treat numerous trans women with hormones, in the early 1930s. Berlin had a thriving trans and gay community you have never heard of because the nazis destroyed it and the systematically erased evidence of it. It’s not that trans women have only existed the last thirty years, it’s that you have been intentionally denied knowledge of our history by reactionaries who want to see us dead. In 1946 renowned new zealander Harold Gilles preformed the first FtM sex reassignment surgeries.1946. A lot longer than 30 years ago.In 1951 he was able to preform the opposite, pioneering techniques for those who were transitioning from male to female.So anyone who says its only 30 years… should look to a local plastic surgeon and ask about Mr Gilles. 1812  – James Miranda Barry graduated from the Medical School of Edinburgh University as a doctor. Barry went on to serve as an army surgeon working overseas. Barry lived as a man but was found to be female-bodied upon his death in 1865. 1932  – The News of the World published a story, ‘Amazing Change of Sex’, about a trans man from Sussex who transitioned ‘from Margery to Maurice’. Colonel Sir Victor Barker DSO (1895 - 1960) married Elfrida Haward in Brighton. Barker’s birth sex (female) is later revealed and the marriage is consequently annulled…. 1936  – A 30-year-old British athletic champion, Mark Weston of Plymouth, transitioned from female to male. The story appeared in some national newspapers, including the News of the World (31 May 1936). The reportage was accurate and sensitive. In the words of L. R. Broster, the Harley Street surgeon who treated him, ‘Mark Weston, who has always been brought up as a female, is a male and should continue to live as such’. There is some debate on James Barry but I still think this is relevant. All of these taken from wikipedia timeline of LGBT history. (I had a look a few months ago out of curiosity.) also, the goddess Ishtar had trans priestesses known as the Assinnu (they castrated themselves, went by female pronouns, and wore female garb, and basically by any possible definition were trans women) and that’s WAY the fuck back in the BC’s  Like, I’m 45, and 1946 is before my parents were born. 71 years ago. That’s longer than the vast majority of the world’s population has been alive. Hirschfeld died 82 years ago. If you follow @yesterdaysprint they’ve posted scans of newspapers from the 1920s of so-called “boy flappers who call themselves girls.”  Pretty much all indigenous cultures have concepts of and language describing non-binarist gender identities and have had for eons prior to colonialism.  Elglabus, the 25th ruler of the Roman empire from the years 218-222 BCE, delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the queen of Hierocles and “was reported to have offered vast sums of money to any physician who could equip him with female genitalia” – [wiki article w/ source links].
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Books, Community, and Doctor: Well there's no history of trans people more than 30 years ago, maybe thats why there not in the history books leviathan-supersystem: epically-scottish-big-b: songofages: thetolerantleft: thetolerantleft: softtrade: What is a Christine Jorgensen Tfw nazis literally burnt Hirschfeld’s (sp?) papers so we wouldn’t be in the history books Like I wanna be really clear. Hirschfeld was literally moving to a depathologized explanation of trans women (inversion as variance not defect) and was advocating for providing trans women with HRT and surgery, all the while treat numerous trans women with hormones, in the early 1930s. Berlin had a thriving trans and gay community you have never heard of because the nazis destroyed it and the systematically erased evidence of it. It’s not that trans women have only existed the last thirty years, it’s that you have been intentionally denied knowledge of our history by reactionaries who want to see us dead. In 1946 renowned new zealander Harold Gilles preformed the first FtM sex reassignment surgeries.1946. A lot longer than 30 years ago.In 1951 he was able to preform the opposite, pioneering techniques for those who were transitioning from male to female.So anyone who says its only 30 years… should look to a local plastic surgeon and ask about Mr Gilles. 1812  – James Miranda Barry graduated from the Medical School of Edinburgh University as a doctor. Barry went on to serve as an army surgeon working overseas. Barry lived as a man but was found to be female-bodied upon his death in 1865. 1932  – The News of the World published a story, ‘Amazing Change of Sex’, about a trans man from Sussex who transitioned ‘from Margery to Maurice’. Colonel Sir Victor Barker DSO (1895 - 1960) married Elfrida Haward in Brighton. Barker’s birth sex (female) is later revealed and the marriage is consequently annulled…. 1936  – A 30-year-old British athletic champion, Mark Weston of Plymouth, transitioned from female to male. The story appeared in some national newspapers, including the News of the World (31 May 1936). The reportage was accurate and sensitive. In the words of L. R. Broster, the Harley Street surgeon who treated him, ‘Mark Weston, who has always been brought up as a female, is a male and should continue to live as such’. There is some debate on James Barry but I still think this is relevant. All of these taken from wikipedia timeline of LGBT history. (I had a look a few months ago out of curiosity.) also, the goddess Ishtar had trans priestesses known as the Assinnu (they castrated themselves, went by female pronouns, and wore female garb, and basically by any possible definition were trans women) and that’s WAY the fuck back in the BC’s
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Ass, Bad, and Bruh: This Guy Fell In Love With A Woman Who Was Murdered. He Then Tweets What He Did Next Ludwig Van Baethoven Story time. So back in my youth was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14 11-33 PM 22 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me. 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 24 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 25 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride tooka hit. /22/14, 11:35 PM 24 AETWEETS 8 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So all the while I'm thinking maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 PM 26 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it. /22/14. 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him ike that 8/22/14, 11 38 PM 26 RETNEETS B FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven awson I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 8/22/14, 11.39 PM 27 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. 8/22/14, 11:40 PM 28 RETWEETS 11 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho B/22/14, 11:41 PM 30 RETWEETS 15 FAVORITES Tweets from a guy who falls in love, and she gets murdered.
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Ass, Bad, and Bruh: Ludwig Van Baethoven Story time. So back in my youth was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14. 11:33 PM 22 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 24 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 25 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. 8/22/14, 11:35 PM 24 RETWEETS 8FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven MrLawson So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 P 26 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it 8/22/14, 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with hinm like that 8/22/14, 11:38 PM 26 RETWEETS B FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 8/22/14, 11:39 PM 27 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. /22/14, 11:40 PM 28 RETWEETS 11 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho 8/22/14, 11:41 PM 30 RETWEETS 15 FAVORITES A ten-tweet epic
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Ass, Bad, and Blackpeopletwitter: Ludwig Van Baethoven Story time. So back in my youth was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14. 11:33 PM 22 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 24 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 25 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. 8/22/14, 11:35 PM 24 RETWEETS 8FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven MrLawson So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 P 26 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it 8/22/14, 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with hinm like that 8/22/14, 11:38 PM 26 RETWEETS B FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 8/22/14, 11:39 PM 27 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. /22/14, 11:40 PM 28 RETWEETS 11 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho 8/22/14, 11:41 PM 30 RETWEETS 15 FAVORITES A ten-tweet epic #meme #funny #blackpeopletwitter #lmao
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Billboard, Bodies , and Dad: waspabi lornacrowley blossomfae missvoltairine: bradkey: osmanthusoolong arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say "tax benefits". and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where shegot it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling "TAX BENEFITS!!!!" My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament I taught my little brother to say "micro- surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years. My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant "live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the fuck?!?" in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the cildren, the other day i overheard one kid say 'this is my truck' and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective'; they all say it now Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com
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Baseball, Batman, and Cars: MEMBERS /r/Gaming comments related other discussions My experience with GTA Online Gimgur.com) submitted 5 hours ago by abcmatt 754 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: top you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments- I-1 TheScarletCravat 85 points 1 hour ago I never shoot people unless shot at. Needless to say, my k/d ratio is rather poor! I do like to believe that people will be inherently good if you offer friendship in the game. My character is a classic French Mime, complete with a fleet of two tone black and white cars. I communicate entirely through Jazz Hands. When I first started my career as a Vinewood Street performer/d-list Batman villain I drove up to the nearest player and got out of the car. Now, I'd built this up in my head as my debut, almost: the moment where I find out if I can have good clean, non-murdering fun in the game! I climbed out, bowtie and beret at saucy angles, and throw up my jazz hands, waving frantically as if the world depended on it. The other player, nestled inside his sports car, did nothing. He sat there at the intersection as cars queued up behind him. I was fucked. He was going to run me over. But he didn't. The door opened and out steps a dude in a full tweed suit and a fox for a head. He took one look at me, and began to frantically jazz hand back. I remember how we stood for five minutes, waving at each other, all the while NPCs yelled and tried to drive past. We just stood there, basking in the sweet glow of silent acknowledgement that we were both a pair of pretentious, airy-fairy weirdos in a world full of savage mistrust. We climbed in the car. He sent me a text saying 'Never leave'. I waved my hands enthusiastically and told him I would never. We drove around for what felt like hours, continuously driving up to other players, getting out and jazz-handing. Of course, many were hostile Some immediately joined in. Others eventually understood our cause and stopped attacking, only to wave with us. It was kinda euphoric. Someone brought a bus and we filled it with players and we drove around, congregating in front of people and waving wildly Easily the closest I've ever got to starting a cult. It went tits up, eventually. There were around eight of us, and two guys turned up in the armoured car with the turret. We were fucked, obviously, passive-mode or no. The converts with more violent pasts sadly relapsed and opened fire, and the more devout found it difficult not to add the the fray once the rocket launchers were broken out. I'll never know, but it felt a little like they were protecting their Pope. I stood in the middle, waving my hands like a madman. Burning cars thundered past me, the warm light touching my white silk gloves. Before I was squashed flat by the truck, the last thing I made out through the carnage was The Fox, beating the body of a driver on the tarmac with a baseball bat. I have not seen him since. I miss him. permalink embed save report give gold reply
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