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Confidence, Life, and Lol: LIFE 7 Things Women Wish Men Would Do During Sex Posted Today 1. Whisper "I'm proud of you, sport" to her clitoris: Sex is vulnerable, and the most effective way to make a woman feel at ease is to quietly validate her genitals with words of encouragement. "Whispering something like I'm proud of you, sport,' or 'You're my special little buddy' to my clitoris at the beginning of foreplay will help me feel relaxed enough to let down my guard and just have fun," one respondent explained 2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan: Let's face it, all women want to go to Tokyo, Japan. So, what better way to impress your love in the sack than to fly her over 6,000 miles to Japan mid-coitus? Come on, men-indulge her! 3. Continuously press the garage remote to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of the garage door: The muted, sensual roar of the garage door going up and dowrn speaks to something primal deep in a woman's loins, making her wild beneath the sheets. "Garage noise is the sexiest thing in the world," one female respondent said. "It sounds like a giant breathing hard after a brisk jog, and this whips up my womanhood into a frenzv." 4. Release one bee into the room: According to over half of the women surveyed, adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger, which can be a total turn-on 5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who's trying to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his own gigantic testicles: "l like it when my husband talks dirty to me, but l'd like it a lot more if he was talking 15 times faster and about his own testicles, swollen to the size of beanbags and available to the highest bidder," said one woman, echoing the opinion of 83 percent of those who were polled 6. The thing where you grab each other's ankles and tumble around like a human wheel: Who doesn't love this? 7. Shoot the murderer: If a murderer bursts into your bedroom and lunges at both of you with a knife, she'll appreciate it if you shoot him dead. "It's a confident move," said one respondent, "and confidence is sexy." (C matvrity: officialbuttcrack: Lol wtf SCREAMING
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Ass, Beer, and Bones: Stop me ifl'm wrong. YOUARE WRONG. You are wrong. I stopped you before youstarted <p><a href="http://i-eat-men-like-air.tumblr.com/post/101852686782/doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-cnn-discussion" class="tumblr_blog">i-eat-men-like-air</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.tumblr.com/post/101740343335/cnn-discussion-feat-amanda-seales-and-steve">doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HI4DC18wCg">CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales andΒ Steve Santagati.</a></strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell.</p> <p>Almost two years ago I was approached by a man at a bar. He was very handsomeβ€” tall, with great cheek bones and the kind of eyes that crinkle at the corners with every smile. That man asked to buy me and my friends a drink.Β </p> <p>Not wanting to give him the wrong idea, we turned him down. None of us were single, and we’d all had experiences where men have expected things from us after providing seemingly generous acts of charity.Β </p> <p>That man spent the rest of the night harassing us. He followed us around the bar, dumped a beer over my friend’s head when she confronted him, made lewd comments about my ass when I walked passed to go to the bathroom. We tried to tell the bar staff what was happening, but with the room being so crowded, by the time we managed to locate the bouncer, he’d disappeared into a throng of people.</p> <p>That man approached us when we were on our way to our car. He was verbally aggressive, throwing slurs at us and stepping into our personal space. When I pushed him away, he punched me in the face hard enough to knock me down. When my friend tried to call the police, he slammed her head into a wall.Β </p> <p>We were lucky that after that, he panicked an ran away. It could have been much, much worse.</p> <p>Bottom line? Fuck you if you think all women want is attention from attractive men.Β <em>Fuck you for eternity</em>.</p> <p>Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye.Β <em><br/></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Attention from an attractive man didn&rsquo;t give you a black eye, an aggressive asshole did.</p>
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