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9/11, A Dream, and Advice: File: CuntEven.ipg (526 KB, 960x960) Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:38:15 No.764700598 >Be me >Been taking the advice from my peers to wait for the right person >4 years go by without dating anyone >Find girl at college that is a dream >Solid 9/10 >She's tall too >This helps since I generally break my neck during casual conversation >Hardly know her but our interests line up while our personalities are different >This makes outings interesting Fall in love after 2 months >Start secretly making financial plans for us >We both have charming personalities Liked by many people >One year goes by and I have enough money saved to take her to Europe >We both want to live there >Start talking about marriage >Want to secretly propose in Europe >She said yes to the trip to Europe Excited.jpeg >We're both walking down the city streets >Weird dude comes up to us >Stops in front of us and stares Everything alright, man? ALLAH AKBAR >Wtf >Shoots my girlfriend in the chest and then shoots himself >Girlfriend starts screaming at the top of her lungs Ohmygod.jpeg >Hold her >Start crying Everything is going to be ok >This is bad >Try to stop the blood from coming out her chest >The bullet went through >blood is coming out her back >She's gasping for breath Crying >Tell her everything is going to be alright >Another brown guy comes up HELP, I NEED HELP ALLAH AKBAR >He shoots me in the back and then shoots himself ThislsTheEnd.png hold her and look into her eyes one last time >She collapses with people jumping off her nose I fall down with her Never forget 9/11 >Pic related
9/11, A Dream, and Advice: File: CuntEven.ipg (526 KB, 960x960)
 Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:38:15 No.764700598
 >Be me
 >Been taking the advice from my peers to wait for the right person
 >4 years go by without dating anyone
 >Find girl at college that is a dream
 >Solid 9/10
 >She's tall too
 >This helps since I generally break my neck during casual conversation
 >Hardly know her but our interests line up while our personalities are different
 >This makes outings interesting
 Fall in love after 2 months
 >Start secretly making financial plans for us
 >We both have charming personalities
 Liked by many people
 >One year goes by and I have enough money saved to take her to Europe
 >We both want to live there
 >Start talking about marriage
 >Want to secretly propose in Europe
 >She said yes to the trip to Europe
 Excited.jpeg
 >We're both walking down the city streets
 >Weird dude comes up to us
 >Stops in front of us and stares
 Everything alright, man?
 ALLAH AKBAR
 >Wtf
 >Shoots my girlfriend in the chest and then shoots himself
 >Girlfriend starts screaming at the top of her lungs
 Ohmygod.jpeg
 >Hold her
 >Start crying
 Everything is going to be ok
 >This is bad
 >Try to stop the blood from coming out her chest
 >The bullet went through
 >blood is coming out her back
 >She's gasping for breath
 Crying
 >Tell her everything is going to be alright
 >Another brown guy comes up
 HELP, I NEED HELP
 ALLAH AKBAR
 >He shoots me in the back and then shoots himself
 ThislsTheEnd.png
 hold her and look into her eyes one last time
 >She collapses with people jumping off her nose
 I fall down with her
 Never forget 9/11
 >Pic related
9/11, A Dream, and Advice: File: CuntEven.ipg (526 KB, 960x960) Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:38:15 No.764700598 >Be me >Been taking the advice from my peers to wait for the right person >4 years go by without dating anyone >Find girl at college that is a dream >Solid 9/10 >She's tall too >This helps since I generally break my neck during casual conversation >Hardly know her but our interests line up while our personalities are different >This makes outings interesting Fall in love after 2 months >Start secretly making financial plans for us >We both have charming personalities Liked by many people >One year goes by and I have enough money saved to take her to Europe >We both want to live there >Start talking about marriage >Want to secretly propose in Europe >She said yes to the trip to Europe Excited.jpeg >We're both walking down the city streets >Weird dude comes up to us >Stops in front of us and stares Everything alright, man? ALLAH AKBAR >Wtf >Shoots my girlfriend in the chest and then shoots himself >Girlfriend starts screaming at the top of her lungs Ohmygod.jpeg >Hold her >Start crying Everything is going to be ok >This is bad >Try to stop the blood from coming out her chest >The bullet went through >blood is coming out her back >She's gasping for breath Crying >Tell her everything is going to be alright >Another brown guy comes up HELP, I NEED HELP ALLAH AKBAR >He shoots me in the back and then shoots himself ThislsTheEnd.png hold her and look into her eyes one last time >She collapses with people jumping off her nose I fall down with her Never forget 9/11 >Pic related
9/11, A Dream, and Advice: File: CuntEven.ipg (526 KB, 960x960)
 Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:38:15 No.764700598
 >Be me
 >Been taking the advice from my peers to wait for the right person
 >4 years go by without dating anyone
 >Find girl at college that is a dream
 >Solid 9/10
 >She's tall too
 >This helps since I generally break my neck during casual conversation
 >Hardly know her but our interests line up while our personalities are different
 >This makes outings interesting
 Fall in love after 2 months
 >Start secretly making financial plans for us
 >We both have charming personalities
 Liked by many people
 >One year goes by and I have enough money saved to take her to Europe
 >We both want to live there
 >Start talking about marriage
 >Want to secretly propose in Europe
 >She said yes to the trip to Europe
 Excited.jpeg
 >We're both walking down the city streets
 >Weird dude comes up to us
 >Stops in front of us and stares
 Everything alright, man?
 ALLAH AKBAR
 >Wtf
 >Shoots my girlfriend in the chest and then shoots himself
 >Girlfriend starts screaming at the top of her lungs
 Ohmygod.jpeg
 >Hold her
 >Start crying
 Everything is going to be ok
 >This is bad
 >Try to stop the blood from coming out her chest
 >The bullet went through
 >blood is coming out her back
 >She's gasping for breath
 Crying
 >Tell her everything is going to be alright
 >Another brown guy comes up
 HELP, I NEED HELP
 ALLAH AKBAR
 >He shoots me in the back and then shoots himself
 ThislsTheEnd.png
 hold her and look into her eyes one last time
 >She collapses with people jumping off her nose
 I fall down with her
 Never forget 9/11
 >Pic related
Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File: 1375447446903ipg-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 045zgJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08 44 06 No.497225007 decide Ineed to clean my intestines out fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la third day begins >need something to eat at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up. I am a shit monk, left bedridden >ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki sit on my ivory throne of ascension Sunleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight Sthe smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) Sthe shits begin all is well first, unti I feel shit moving inside of me now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this sit gets stuck start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson it begins shit flies at mach 2 out my ass it's huge chunky shit thats red hot feels like shards meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die it subsides something long is dangling out my ass and squirming oh fuck oh fuck Stheres a tapeworm coming out my ass Sthis fucker is long, he's touching the water start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell Sthe tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet sonce all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them.
Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File: 1375447446903ipg-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: 045zgJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08 44 06 No.497225007
 decide Ineed to clean my intestines out
 fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la
 third day begins
 >need something to eat
 at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up. I am a shit monk, left bedridden
 >ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water
 >go to sleep for four hours
 wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki
 sit on my ivory throne of ascension
 Sunleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight
 Sthe smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me)
 Sthe shits begin
 all is well first, unti I feel shit moving inside of me
 now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
 feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this
 sit gets stuck
 start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson
 it begins
 shit flies at mach 2 out my ass
 it's huge chunky shit thats red hot
 feels like shards
 meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass
 my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die
 it subsides
 something long is dangling out my ass and squirming
 oh fuck oh fuck
 Stheres a tapeworm coming out my ass
 Sthis fucker is long, he's touching the water
 start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible
 my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell
 Sthe tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water
 concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole
 >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet
 sonce all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
 l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass
 Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them.