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Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File 1375447446903 iog-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: o45zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08.44:06 No.497225007 >decide I need to clean my intestines out fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la third day begins Pneed something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a shit monk, left bedridden ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki sit on my ivory throne of ascension unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) the shits begin all is well first, until I feel shit moving inside of me now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this it gets stuck start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins shit flies at mach 2 out my ass it's huge chunky shit thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die it subsides something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh fuck oh fuck theres a tapeworm coming out my ass >this fucker is long, he's touching the water start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smel the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet once all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position >l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them Replies: 497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FusEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510 thats fucking terrifying. Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File 1375447446903 iog-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: o45zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08.44:06 No.497225007
 >decide I need to clean my intestines out
 fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la
 third day begins
 Pneed something to eat
 >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a shit monk, left bedridden
 ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water
 >go to sleep for four hours
 wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki
 sit on my ivory throne of ascension
 unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight
 >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me)
 the shits begin
 all is well first, until I feel shit moving inside of me
 now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
 feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this
 it gets stuck
 start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson
 >it begins
 shit flies at mach 2 out my ass
 it's huge chunky shit thats red hot
 >feels like shards
 >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass
 >my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die
 it subsides
 something long is dangling out my ass and squirming
 >oh fuck oh fuck
 theres a tapeworm coming out my ass
 >this fucker is long, he's touching the water
 start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible
 >my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smel
 the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water
 >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole
 >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet
 once all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
 >l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass
 Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them
 Replies: 497226069
 Anonymous (ID: 4FusEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510
 thats fucking terrifying.
 Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File 1375447446903 iog-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: o45zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08.44:06 No.497225007 >decide I need to clean my intestines out fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la third day begins Pneed something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a shit monk, left bedridden ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki sit on my ivory throne of ascension unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) the shits begin all is well first, until I feel shit moving inside of me now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this it gets stuck start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins shit flies at mach 2 out my ass it's huge chunky shit thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die it subsides something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh fuck oh fuck theres a tapeworm coming out my ass >this fucker is long, he's touching the water start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smel the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet once all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position >l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them Replies: 497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FusEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510 thats fucking terrifying. Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File 1375447446903 iog-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: o45zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08.44:06 No.497225007
 >decide I need to clean my intestines out
 fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la
 third day begins
 Pneed something to eat
 >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a shit monk, left bedridden
 ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water
 >go to sleep for four hours
 wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki
 sit on my ivory throne of ascension
 unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight
 >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me)
 the shits begin
 all is well first, until I feel shit moving inside of me
 now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
 feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this
 it gets stuck
 start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson
 >it begins
 shit flies at mach 2 out my ass
 it's huge chunky shit thats red hot
 >feels like shards
 >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass
 >my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die
 it subsides
 something long is dangling out my ass and squirming
 >oh fuck oh fuck
 theres a tapeworm coming out my ass
 >this fucker is long, he's touching the water
 start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible
 >my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smel
 the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water
 >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole
 >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet
 once all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
 >l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass
 Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them
 Replies: 497226069
 Anonymous (ID: 4FusEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510
 thats fucking terrifying.
 Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
Bitch, Crying, and Friends: As a US Colombian. I will comment. Canada is not the happy go lucky place the good Canadians make it out to be. They still call anyone who is brown or not a native Canuck, a "visible minority" That is some pretty racist shit. And I have good Canadian friends. I went to Toronto, and man that place was as white as Wisconsin. I was flying to Colombia and l was getting on a plane in Atlanta. Sat down, couple of old bags next to me. They were super nice, then my wife called from Colombia, I answered the phone and she asked if I was gonna be on time getting to Colombia. I switched to spanish and said "ojala" which means oh allah, or god willing. Which has been part of the spanish lexicon since the moors rolled into Spain a gazillion years ago. Next thing I know the captain comes out(we are on the tarmac) and asks to speak to me privately. He said there was a complaint about a muslim terrorist on the flight. Now he hears me in my southern accent. I am wearing a jack daniels tshirt and smell like booze So I go back to my seat, bitches are clutching pearls. Stewardess comes out and says "Mr. Taylor we are moving you to first class" and the fucking old cunt says "I want to move to first class, why you moving the muslim" . I turn around and say "Bitch, I was born in New Orleans, raised Methodist, went to Catholic schools, if you think every word in Arabic is an affront to your dignity, you better think about the numbers you get on your ss check, algebra, and every other god damn thing we do, so fuck off". She starting crying and they escorted her off the plane. This was well before Trump was elected 1h Like Reply '.42 Columbian smelling of booze tells off "old cunt" while on tarmac, gets upgraded while she's escorted off the plane for crying
Bitch, Crying, and Friends: As a US Colombian. I will comment.
 Canada is not the happy go lucky place the
 good Canadians make it out to be. They still
 call anyone who is brown or not a native
 Canuck, a "visible minority" That is some
 pretty racist shit. And I have good Canadian
 friends. I went to Toronto, and man that place
 was as white as Wisconsin.
 I was flying to Colombia and l was getting on
 a plane in Atlanta. Sat down, couple of old
 bags next to me. They were super nice, then
 my wife called from Colombia, I answered the
 phone and she asked if I was gonna be on
 time getting to Colombia. I switched to
 spanish and said "ojala" which means oh
 allah, or god willing. Which has been part of
 the spanish lexicon since the moors rolled
 into Spain a gazillion years ago.
 Next thing I know the captain comes out(we
 are on the tarmac) and asks to speak to me
 privately. He said there was a complaint
 about a muslim terrorist on the flight. Now he
 hears me in my southern accent. I am
 wearing a jack daniels tshirt and smell like
 booze
 So I go back to my seat, bitches are clutching
 pearls. Stewardess comes out and says "Mr.
 Taylor we are moving you to first class" and
 the fucking old cunt says "I want to move to
 first class, why you moving the muslim" . I
 turn around and say "Bitch, I was born in New
 Orleans, raised Methodist, went to Catholic
 schools, if you think every word in Arabic is
 an affront to your dignity, you better think
 about the numbers you get on your ss check,
 algebra, and every other god damn thing we
 do, so fuck off". She starting crying and they
 escorted her off the plane. This was well
 before Trump was elected
 1h Like Reply '.42
Columbian smelling of booze tells off "old cunt" while on tarmac, gets upgraded while she's escorted off the plane for crying

Columbian smelling of booze tells off "old cunt" while on tarmac, gets upgraded while she's escorted off the plane for crying

Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File: 137544744 (2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 045zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08:44:06 No.497225007 decide I need to clean my intestines out fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la third day begins sneed something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a shit monk, left bedridden ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water go to sleep for four hours Swake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki sit on my ivory throne of ascension Sunleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) the shits begin Sall is well first, until I feel shit moving inside of me now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass -feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this >it gets stuck >start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins >shit flies at mach 2 out my ass Sit's huge chunky shit thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die Sit subsides >something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh fuck oh fuck Stheres a tapeworm coming out my ass this fucker is long, he's touching the water >start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet once all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position >l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them Replies: 497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FuslEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No 497225510 thats fucking terrifying Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
Ass, Bad, and Bob Marley: File: 137544744
 (2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: 045zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08:44:06 No.497225007
 decide I need to clean my intestines out
 fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la
 third day begins
 sneed something to eat
 >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a shit monk, left bedridden
 ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water
 go to sleep for four hours
 Swake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki
 sit on my ivory throne of ascension
 Sunleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight
 >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me)
 the shits begin
 Sall is well first, until I feel shit moving inside of me
 now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
 -feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this
 >it gets stuck
 >start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson
 >it begins
 >shit flies at mach 2 out my ass
 Sit's huge chunky shit thats red hot
 >feels like shards
 >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass
 >my toilet is filling with shit, this is how I die
 Sit subsides
 >something long is dangling out my ass and squirming
 >oh fuck oh fuck
 Stheres a tapeworm coming out my ass
 this fucker is long, he's touching the water
 >start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible
 >my fucking dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell
 the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water
 >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole
 >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet
 once all is said and down, I go take the longest fucking shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
 >l never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass
 Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them
 Replies: 497226069
 Anonymous (ID: 4FuslEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No 497225510
 thats fucking terrifying
 Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
Being Alone, Bad, and Dogs: COMMUNISM - "lets share the shit" TAOISM - if you understand shit, it isn't shit" HINDUISM- "this shit happened before" CONFUCIANISM "confucious say 'shit happens' BUDDHISM - "shit will happen to you again" ZEN - "what is the sound of shit happening? ISLAM - "if shit happens it is the will of Allah" SIKHISM - "leave our shit alone CONSPIRACY THEORISM - "THEY shit on us!" PSYCHO-ANALYSIS-"tell me about your shit" MARXISM - "you have nothing to lose but your shi DARWINISM - "'survival of the shittiest AMISH - "modern shit is useless" SUICIDAL-β€œ've had enough of this shit" OPTIMISM - "shit won't happen to me" TREKISM - "to boldly shit where no-one has shit before" SHAKESPEAREAN "to shit or not to shit, that is the question" DESCARTES "i shit therefore i am" EHOVA'S WITNESS- "knock knock. shit happens" ATHEISM - "i don't believe this shit" ACNOSTICISM - "can you prove that shit happens?" CATHOLICISM - "if shit happens, you deserve it" PROTESTANTISM-β€œshit happens, amen to that JUDAISM- "why does shit always happen to us? ORTHODOX JUDAISM "so shit happens, already TELEVANGELISM- "send money or shit will happen to you RASTAFARIANISM - "let's smoke this shit HARE KRISHNA - "shit happens rama rama NATION OF ISLAM - "don't take no shit NEW AGE "visualise shit happening SHINTOISM- "you inherit the shit of your ancestors HEDONISM- i love it when shit happens" SATANISM- "sneppah tihs CAPITALISM- "this is MY shit FEMINISM- "men are shit FREUD - "shit is a phallic symbol" LAWYERS "for enough money. I can get you out of shit ACUPUNCTURIST- "hold still or this will hurt like shit" DOG - "i just shit in your shoe" CAT- "dogs are shit" MOUSE - "oh shit! a cat!" 93 POLITICALLY CORRECT - "internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens EINSTEIN - "shit is relative FAMILY GATHERING "relatives are shit 93 MATERIALISM- "whoever dies with the most shit, wins" VEGETARIANISM-"if it happens to shit, don't eat it FATALISM - "oh shit, it's going to happen ENVIRONMENTALISM - "shit is biodegradable" AMERICANISM - "who gives a shit?" STATISTICIAN-β€œshit is 847% likely to happen. EXISTENTIALISM "what is shit, anyway? SCIENTOLOCY- " if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137 MORMONISM-excrement happens" (dont say sh BAPTISM - we'll wash the shit right off you MYSTICISM- "this is really weird shit VOODOO-β€œshit doesn't just happen . we made it happen" 93 motherfuck th MYSTICISM- "this is really weird shit it, beeatch!" TANTRISM - "fuck this shit" CYNICISM - "we are all full of shi SURREALISM "fish happens DISNEYISM - "bad shit doesn't ha WICCA-β€œyou can To Purchase This Poster, Look For This Label. #B17 will happen to you three times" It's FUNNY because it says a SWEAR WORD a lot XD
Being Alone, Bad, and Dogs: COMMUNISM - "lets share the shit"
 TAOISM - if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
 HINDUISM- "this shit happened before"
 CONFUCIANISM "confucious say 'shit happens'
 BUDDHISM - "shit will happen to you again"
 ZEN - "what is the sound of shit happening?
 ISLAM - "if shit happens it is the will of Allah"
 SIKHISM - "leave our shit alone
 CONSPIRACY THEORISM - "THEY shit on us!"
 PSYCHO-ANALYSIS-"tell me about your shit"
 MARXISM - "you have nothing to lose but your shi
 DARWINISM - "'survival of the shittiest
 AMISH - "modern shit is useless"
 SUICIDAL-β€œ've had enough of this shit"
 OPTIMISM - "shit won't happen to me"
 TREKISM - "to boldly shit where no-one has shit before"
 SHAKESPEAREAN "to shit or not to shit, that is the question"
 DESCARTES "i shit therefore i am"
 EHOVA'S WITNESS- "knock knock. shit happens"
 ATHEISM - "i don't believe this shit"
 ACNOSTICISM - "can you prove that shit happens?"
 CATHOLICISM - "if shit
 happens, you deserve it"
 PROTESTANTISM-β€œshit happens, amen to that
 JUDAISM- "why does shit always happen to us?
 ORTHODOX JUDAISM "so shit happens, already
 TELEVANGELISM- "send money or shit will happen to you
 RASTAFARIANISM - "let's smoke this shit
 HARE KRISHNA - "shit happens rama rama
 NATION OF ISLAM - "don't take no shit
 NEW AGE "visualise shit happening
 SHINTOISM- "you inherit the shit of your ancestors
 HEDONISM- i love it when shit happens"
 SATANISM- "sneppah tihs
 CAPITALISM- "this is MY shit
 FEMINISM- "men are shit
 FREUD - "shit is a phallic symbol"
 LAWYERS "for enough money. I can get you out of shit
 ACUPUNCTURIST- "hold still or this will hurt like shit"
 DOG - "i just shit in your shoe"
 CAT- "dogs are shit"
 MOUSE - "oh shit! a cat!"
 93
 POLITICALLY CORRECT - "internally processed,
 nutritionally-drained biological output happens
 EINSTEIN - "shit is relative
 FAMILY GATHERING "relatives are shit
 93
 MATERIALISM- "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
 VEGETARIANISM-"if it happens to shit, don't eat it
 FATALISM - "oh shit, it's going to happen
 ENVIRONMENTALISM - "shit is biodegradable"
 AMERICANISM - "who gives a shit?"
 STATISTICIAN-β€œshit is 847% likely to happen.
 EXISTENTIALISM "what is shit, anyway?
 SCIENTOLOCY- "
 if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137
 MORMONISM-excrement happens" (dont say sh
 BAPTISM - we'll wash the shit right off you
 MYSTICISM- "this is really weird shit
 VOODOO-β€œshit doesn't just happen . we made it happen"
 93
 motherfuck th
 MYSTICISM- "this is really weird shit
 it, beeatch!"
 TANTRISM - "fuck this shit"
 CYNICISM - "we are all full of shi
 SURREALISM "fish happens
 DISNEYISM - "bad shit doesn't ha
 WICCA-β€œyou can
 To Purchase This Poster,
 Look For This Label.
 #B17
 will happen to you three times"
It's FUNNY because it says a SWEAR WORD a lot XD

It's FUNNY because it says a SWEAR WORD a lot XD