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endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends. : WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift into any form you choose but People will always know it's you endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends. 
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saccharinerose: Some outfits for my She-Ra!Lonnie AU.The left one is what she wears when in Brightmoon since she can’t just prance around in her cadet uniform. I tried to make it reminiscent of Adora’s outfit but make it distinctly non-Horde with slight variations in the colors (I always thought it was kinda stupid Adora kept wearing her Horde clothes, get the poor girl some new clothes!)Also she gets a sheath for the sword, both for safety reasons and to explain where the -ssshiiing- sound comes from when she draws her swordThe right one is Lonnie’s Princess Prom outfit. I decided that the Princess Prom in my Lonnie AU will happen later in the story, as it would be the inciting event for Lonnie’s affiliation with the Rebellion being revealed to the Horde and her leaving the Horde for good. Her dress looks more like her She-Ra outfit because she was invited as She-Ra, also bc I thought she looked cute in white: saccharinerose saccharinerose: Some outfits for my She-Ra!Lonnie AU.The left one is what she wears when in Brightmoon since she can’t just prance around in her cadet uniform. I tried to make it reminiscent of Adora’s outfit but make it distinctly non-Horde with slight variations in the colors (I always thought it was kinda stupid Adora kept wearing her Horde clothes, get the poor girl some new clothes!)Also she gets a sheath for the sword, both for safety reasons and to explain where the -ssshiiing- sound comes from when she draws her swordThe right one is Lonnie’s Princess Prom outfit. I decided that the Princess Prom in my Lonnie AU will happen later in the story, as it would be the inciting event for Lonnie’s affiliation with the Rebellion being revealed to the Horde and her leaving the Horde for good. Her dress looks more like her She-Ra outfit because she was invited as She-Ra, also bc I thought she looked cute in white

saccharinerose: Some outfits for my She-Ra!Lonnie AU.The left one is what she wears when in Brightmoon since she can’t just prance aroun...

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takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book. “My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister : krista (030) y@cherryblushed i used to read 3-4 full sized novels in middle school. now i see anything longer than a paragraph and bounce. i'll miss u brain cells, can't believe u peaked at age 12 15/9/18, 1:04 pm 68 Retweets 238 Likes takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book. “My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister

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complexsugar: complexsugar: darkcocosb: sugarbaby-lissa: sugarbaby-lissa: doveclove: niuniente: muscovado-sugar: xi-vi-xiv: bme-and-wttc: sherlysthougths: justthefangirl: timaeustestifieds: nudiemuse: recklesscloudz: Reblog and you’ll find money soon! Yes. Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in. reblobbed seriously have nothing to lose Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post. Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me. I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k. I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month. Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day… I’m always down for more. xoSBLissa💎 I always thought these things were bullshit.. I think I maybe kust changed my mind. Reblogged a couple days ago… Woahh I need 100k. !!!!!!!!! Come through 😊😊😊😊 Come thru today 👯👯👯💃🏾🤑 : complexsugar: complexsugar: darkcocosb: sugarbaby-lissa: sugarbaby-lissa: doveclove: niuniente: muscovado-sugar: xi-vi-xiv: bme-and-wttc: sherlysthougths: justthefangirl: timaeustestifieds: nudiemuse: recklesscloudz: Reblog and you’ll find money soon! Yes. Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in. reblobbed seriously have nothing to lose Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post. Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me. I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k. I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month. Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day… I’m always down for more. xoSBLissa💎 I always thought these things were bullshit.. I think I maybe kust changed my mind. Reblogged a couple days ago… Woahh I need 100k. !!!!!!!!! Come through 😊😊😊😊 Come thru today 👯👯👯💃🏾🤑
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snoopsmoggysmogg: spoopyuhura: deducecanoe: reverseracism: ultrafacts: Source For facts, Follow Ultrafacts Reblog the shit out of this, ok? Everyone was acting like he was some sideshow attraction while his fifteen min of fame ran its course, and look, he’s done A Thing. He is not an idiot, he is not just some stupid kid from the projects. He got his family out, and he helped other people. I know people say things need more notes as some kind of guilt thing. But no, this needs more notes. 13k is not enough. Didn’t he also become a kickass hairdresser and businessman? This dude is the best. EDITED TO ADD: AND he launched a sex offender tracker app! hoooooly shit i always thought it was weird how people were making fun of a guy who saved someone from being raped and then warned people on the news to defend themselves against rapists, like, this dude is cool as shit : Antoine Dodson (famous for the news interview he gave about the home intruder) used the money he made to buy his family a house out of the projects & setup a juvenile diabetes foundation you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real Ultrafacts.tumblr.com snoopsmoggysmogg: spoopyuhura: deducecanoe: reverseracism: ultrafacts: Source For facts, Follow Ultrafacts Reblog the shit out of this, ok? Everyone was acting like he was some sideshow attraction while his fifteen min of fame ran its course, and look, he’s done A Thing. He is not an idiot, he is not just some stupid kid from the projects. He got his family out, and he helped other people. I know people say things need more notes as some kind of guilt thing. But no, this needs more notes. 13k is not enough. Didn’t he also become a kickass hairdresser and businessman? This dude is the best. EDITED TO ADD: AND he launched a sex offender tracker app! hoooooly shit i always thought it was weird how people were making fun of a guy who saved someone from being raped and then warned people on the news to defend themselves against rapists, like, this dude is cool as shit
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flockdynamics: PLEASE GOD THERE IS NOTHING I NEED MORE IN MY LIFE THAN A T-REX COOING LIKE A PIGEON : uited 84 GENTLE GIANTS? Dinosaurs may have cooed, not roared We've always thought of dinosaurs as creatures that let out ferocious roars. But new research published in the journal Evolution suggests they may have cooed like pigeons, instead. The researchers WASHINGTONPOST.C TO YOUR HEALTH Caregiver ge Zika, raising infection fea examined how birds, the modern ancestors of the AUtah resident who di contracting Zika while abroad may have spre to a family contact wh leave the U.S., raising questions about a pe route of transmissic dinosaurs, produce calls with their mouth. They found that "closed-mouth vocalizations," which are low, throaty whooshes of air, appeared in 16 distinct animal lineages, including crocodiles and birds. The scientists concluded the trait could have evolved in larger dinosaurs, too. TwP) site of the Nice attack. mosquito-borne vi officials said Mond ed family members ice. lanational moment nday to remember aside from those were injured-but vas punctured by ical division. ed on the Riviera he appearance of minister, Manuel ocialist govern- nder increasing State and fede they are investig second person v One possibility between the c and the conta the patient. The Cente Control and deceased p a Zika-affec tests show LUCA BRUNO (AP) flockdynamics: PLEASE GOD THERE IS NOTHING I NEED MORE IN MY LIFE THAN A T-REX COOING LIKE A PIGEON

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Pokemonomg-humor.tumblr.com: captainsnoop: I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they're "anime ten" where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they're still ten. Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They've trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They're the best of the best. . And then a ten year old walks in. A s in. high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They've never even seen a tity. They don't know where babies come from. They're ten. How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they're here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That's cute and funny. You'll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You're the best trainer in the country. The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops... God. God popped out of the Master Ball. The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday. This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73. God shoots Hyper Beam at your life- long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He's fainted in one hit. The kid yawns. The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they've been doing this. They say "I started a couple of days ago." This kid is ten. Pokemonomg-humor.tumblr.com

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