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Ass, Fucking, and Internet: ll Vodafone IN 4G 6:18 PM What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little motorist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mansueto Institute for Urban Innovation, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on automobile makers, and I have over 300 confirmed parking space removals. I am trained in gorilla urbanism and I'm the top subway conductor in the entire MTA system. You are nothing to me but just another subway stop. I will wipe you the fuck out with cost overruns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak l am contacting my secret network of YIMBYs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, motorist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your car. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can transfer busses in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my MetroCard. Not only am I extensively trained in timetable reading, but I have access to the entire rolling stock of Amtrak and I will use it to its full extent to transport your miserable ass around the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking transit oriented, NIMBY. Oo
Ass, Fucking, and Internet: ll Vodafone IN 4G
 6:18 PM
 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you
 little motorist? I'll have you know I graduated top of
 my class in the Mansueto Institute for Urban
 Innovation, and I've been involved in numerous secret
 raids on automobile makers, and I have over 300
 confirmed parking space removals. I am trained in
 gorilla urbanism and I'm the top subway conductor in
 the entire MTA system. You are nothing to me but just
 another subway stop. I will wipe you the fuck out with
 cost overruns the likes of which has never been seen
 before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
 think you can get away with saying that shit to me
 over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak l
 am contacting my secret network of YIMBYs across
 the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you
 better prepare for the storm, motorist. The storm that
 wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your car.
 You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,
 and I can transfer busses in over seven hundred ways,
 and that's just with my MetroCard. Not only am I
 extensively trained in timetable reading, but I have
 access to the entire rolling stock of Amtrak and I will
 use it to its full extent to transport your miserable ass
 around the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
 you could have known what unholy retribution your
 little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon
 you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue
 But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying
 the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over
 you and you will drown in it. You're fucking transit
 oriented, NIMBY.
 Oo
Birthday, Community, and Confused: About Us | FAQ | Relationships comments Filter Posts All Updates Dating Relationships Breakups Non-Romantic Infidelity Personal issues Untagged Learn More Use the FAQ link at top to familiarize yourself about community. Please review the posting guidelines in the sidebar at right before submitting. A Boyfriend (m19) is angry at me (18f) for the birthday gift I arranged? [5 months) 2 Relationships submitted 12 hours ago b Today was my bfs birthday, we've only been together a few months but in that time I learned he really loves pizza. He gets it at least a couple times a week. I decided since he's so obsessed I'd get him a delivery to his house of 50 pizzas. Tonight we'd already planned a small party with his roommates and a few other friends so some of it would be dinner. Me and everyone else contributed to the cost. So we were all there and the pizzas came. My bf was first confused then I explained it was my surprise gift and everyone was laughing I thought he'd think it was great. But he suddenly became really annoyed and saying things like "What am I gonna do with 50 fucking pizzas Later when I said I thought he'd like it, because he loves pizza so much, he said "yeah but this is ridiculous, why would you do that? Where am I going to put it all?" We all ate l think 6 of them tonight, leaving way many more leftover than l thought...and I realized how l'd fucked up, I thought he'd just freeze the rest but there wasn't enough room...I feel like the biggest idiot on the planet. I don't know if I assumed we'd eat more or just didn't have an idea how massive an amount 50 pizzas is, I don't know, I really don't it seemed like the perfect gift idea. Now he doesn't know where to put like, 30+ extra pizzas that don't fit in the freezer. They are just sitting in stacks on the floor and there's this fucking tower of pizza, my bf is pissed and I'm so embarrassed I did such a stupid thing How can I help, or make it up to him?? tldr: I greatly over estimated how much pizza my boyfriend would like as a birthday gift. He's mad about potential waste, and all these pizzas piled up in his living room. 17 comments share save hide give gold report
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 submitted 12 hours ago b
 Today was my bfs birthday, we've only been together a few months but in that time I learned he really loves pizza. He gets it at least a
 couple times a week. I decided since he's so obsessed I'd get him a delivery to his house of 50 pizzas. Tonight we'd already planned a
 small party with his roommates and a few other friends so some of it would be dinner. Me and everyone else contributed to the cost.
 So we were all there and the pizzas came. My bf was first confused then I explained it was my surprise gift and everyone was laughing
 I thought he'd think it was great. But he suddenly became really annoyed and saying things like "What am I gonna do with 50 fucking
 pizzas
 Later when I said I thought he'd like it, because he loves pizza so much, he said "yeah but this is ridiculous, why would you do that?
 Where am I going to put it all?"
 We all ate l think 6 of them tonight, leaving way many more leftover than l thought...and I realized how l'd fucked up, I thought he'd just
 freeze the rest but there wasn't enough room...I feel like the biggest idiot on the planet. I don't know if I assumed we'd eat more or just
 didn't have an idea how massive an amount 50 pizzas is, I don't know, I really don't it seemed like the perfect gift idea.
 Now he doesn't know where to put like, 30+ extra pizzas that don't fit in the freezer. They are just sitting in stacks on the floor and
 there's this fucking tower of pizza, my bf is pissed and I'm so embarrassed I did such a stupid thing
 How can I help, or make it up to him??
 tldr: I greatly over estimated how much pizza my boyfriend would like as a birthday gift. He's mad about potential waste, and all these
 pizzas piled up in his living room.
 17 comments share save hide give gold report