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The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting): Ride Menu Choose one or more types of rides you would like today (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.) The Stand-Up Ride lohn: The Lyft Driver I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made. Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well. The Creepy Ride I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner. The Therapy Ride Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care The Sympathy Ride I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care The Silent Ride The Sado-Masochistic Ride l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up. The Chill Out Ride out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search. The Gluttony Ride I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.) The Jeopardy Ride I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers Interesting Lyft ride The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)
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prettyarbitrary: servicek9s: thatincompetentperson: starspangledscarf: fooshfoosh: janedoodles: gilboron: Story idea when you try to actually write it: Story idea when you first rewrite it: Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it! Your story when somebody else sees it: hhhhhHHHHHHH (⚪д⚪) This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents.  Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head. Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing. : Story idea in your head: Story idea when you tell someone: much adventu So O 10 er amaze such magic prettyarbitrary: servicek9s: thatincompetentperson: starspangledscarf: fooshfoosh: janedoodles: gilboron: Story idea when you try to actually write it: Story idea when you first rewrite it: Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it! Your story when somebody else sees it: hhhhhHHHHHHH (⚪д⚪) This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents.  Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head. Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing.

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beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please : 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please
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doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL : 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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prettyarbitrary: servicek9s: thatincompetentperson: starspangledscarf: fooshfoosh: janedoodles: gilboron: Story idea when you try to actually write it: Story idea when you first rewrite it: Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it! Your story when somebody else sees it: hhhhhHHHHHHH (⚪д⚪) This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents.  Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head. Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing. : Story idea in your head: Story idea when you tell someone: much adventu So O 10 er amaze such magic prettyarbitrary: servicek9s: thatincompetentperson: starspangledscarf: fooshfoosh: janedoodles: gilboron: Story idea when you try to actually write it: Story idea when you first rewrite it: Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it! Your story when somebody else sees it: hhhhhHHHHHHH (⚪д⚪) This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents.  Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head. Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing.

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luxurymakeupsblog: adwoasaidso: ✊🏾 Can we all just appreciate how Beauty Bakery is a small, indie brand yet they’re making such a difference and a STATEMENT with their products in the beauty industry? They didn’t follow the regular shade range categorization(lightest to darkest), they changed it and went dark to light. Such a simple change, but it never seizes to amaze me how something like that can make people feel included. It’s 2018 and makeup brands still continue to come out with 15 shades of beige. You can have 15 shades while being inclusive. 5 shades light, 5 medium and 5 dark-deep. If small brands can do it then big brands can do it too. Ex: Tarte came out with 20 light-medium shades(or something like that) and 3 medium-dark ones. People with darker complexions should NOT have to wait, either come out with 30 inclusive shades or don’t even try. Thank you Beauty Bakery for making a difference. : chocolate chip @nikuale 16h ldk what's more satisfying. How good this color match is or that the darkest shade is #1 and not #59. beautybakeriemakeup @beauty... Mmmmm sooo creamy! Cake Mix Foundation in shade 3we SERVE 30 shades numbered 1-59 with 1 being the darkest shade 99 45.7 159K luxurymakeupsblog: adwoasaidso: ✊🏾 Can we all just appreciate how Beauty Bakery is a small, indie brand yet they’re making such a difference and a STATEMENT with their products in the beauty industry? They didn’t follow the regular shade range categorization(lightest to darkest), they changed it and went dark to light. Such a simple change, but it never seizes to amaze me how something like that can make people feel included. It’s 2018 and makeup brands still continue to come out with 15 shades of beige. You can have 15 shades while being inclusive. 5 shades light, 5 medium and 5 dark-deep. If small brands can do it then big brands can do it too. Ex: Tarte came out with 20 light-medium shades(or something like that) and 3 medium-dark ones. People with darker complexions should NOT have to wait, either come out with 30 inclusive shades or don’t even try. Thank you Beauty Bakery for making a difference.

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