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Anarchy: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker. Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy ΒΑTMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
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meirl: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl

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jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS: acc 0000c0 jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS
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jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS: acc 0000c0 jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS
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jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS: acc 0000c0 jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS
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jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS: acc 0000c0 jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS
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jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS: acc 0000c0 jawn-a-thon: feral-anarchy: atreefullofstars: a-bisexual-teenager: cute-aesthetics-things: The most powerful weapons are often the simplest ones. With its enchanting glow, this arrowhead is sure to find its mark at any time of day. Arrowheads are seen as symbols of protection, courage and strength, as well as talismans to ward off evil. They were also believed to deflect negative energy and protect people from enemies by absorbing their power. These handcrafted Arrowheads are designed to be subtle, yet striking, especially in the dark. The glow of this necklace can be recharged under sunlight or UV light. This is the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this Well that looks EXTREMELY Moonshadow. *Gollum voice* I wants it.. *Gollum voice* PRRRREEEECIOOOOUUUUSSSSS
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Had an argument about blockchains and it devolved into insanity, so I made this: Technology Purist Technology NeutralTechnology Rebel Must strictly be a general-purpose datastructure in software. Must be related to computers Can be related to anything Technology Neutral Structure Purist Technology Rebel Structure Purist Hardline Traditionalists 2dc6a566 8B1cc496 la9ffTee Structure Purist Must be a distinct set of items, linked item-to-item in a chain. b070c4ec 41c3eldd E9561132 A linked list is a blockchain A git commit graph is a blockchain. This physics problem is a blockchain. Technology Purist, Structure Neutral Technology Rebel Structure Neutral True Neutral when clicked Structure Neutral go to x: y: wait secs Must be a set of items linked to each other. move 10 steps if on edge, bounce A network is a blockchain A Scratch program is a blockchain. A flowchart is a blockchain. Technology Purist, Structure Rebel Technology Neutral Structure Rebel Radical Blockchain Anarchy Structure Rebel to-do list: - fix everything -become happy scatterfish@amy-xps /> 1s bine 1ib@ boot/ lib640 dev/ lost+found/ run/ etc/ mnt/ home/ opt/ proc/ swapfile buy milk - feed cats - foo bar - solve the halting problem Can be anything linked in any way sbine usr/ A filesystem is a blockchain A text file is a blockchain. A snake is a blockchain. Had an argument about blockchains and it devolved into insanity, so I made this

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How to become a legend: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I'm going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl's number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, "I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I'll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand." Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head whoamiamneko If anyone ever does this to me l'll call them out on being a con artist a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Joke's on you, buddy. That'll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozern times? I can take a punch But then eventually, l'll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I'Il just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can't figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine Because l'm a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who's gonna' stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can't become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It's basic math whoamiamneko Moral of the story, don't be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy First of all, don't you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again And second, where did I say l'd be lonely? I'd be a ghost on a motorcycle. That's the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy How to become a legend
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