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Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

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Being Alone, Cats, and Do It Again: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED CATS FACES 2) CAT WITH EARS UPRIGHT, SITTING UP AND ALERT 1) CAT WITH EARS 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN FORWARD Im pleased to see you.If you hold outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im Im feeling scared or anxious am shy) offtofindout CATS NOISES MIAOW! PURRRR! MYIP!MYIP! 4) PURR 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW HellolWelcome home! Is my dinnerready yet? 6) CHATTERING AT THE WINDOW I purr because of most things (dinner strokes, sitting in sunshine but mainly because youúve given me some form of I've spottedpreyoutside the window but I dont think Ican catch it contact andI like it. CATs PoSTURES 7) CAT WITH BACK HUNCHED UP AND TAIL AND FUR ON END, 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS BEHIND 9) CAT ROLLING ON BACK TO EXPOSE STOMACH GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I dogs. my hair out to make myselflook bigger so whatever Im scaredof leaves me alone. might be in the mood to play. Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr? 10) CAT BRINGING A CIFT 12) CAT KNEADING 11) CAT RUBBING AGAINST A TABLE / PERSON Imgetting comfy, kneading you is just like needing mymum. Im trying to teach you howto hunt.See what a goodhunter am. This is my home andIscent things to find mywayaround. 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING WITH NO LEGS This might look silly to you, but it makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou but you cant seeme! SLOW CLOSING OF EYES WHILST MAKING EYE CONTACT Im happy and relaxed You could call this mysphinx loaforeven monorail position. Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam in the mood Sainsbury's Bank ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

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Advice, Fucking, and Martin: Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks 9. mar. So here's a little story of the time @nickyknacks taught me how impossible it is for professional women to get the respect they deserve: 294 t311 K 13K Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar So one day I'm emailing a client back-and-forth about his resume and he is just being IMPOSSIBLE. Rude, dismissive, ignoring my questions 53714K Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks 9. mar. Telling me his methods were the industry standards (they weren't) andI couldn't understand the terms he used (I could) 4191,3K Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar Anyway I was getting sick of his shit when I noticed something Thanks to our shared inbox, l'd been signing all communications as "Nicole Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks 9. mar. It was Nicole he was being rude to, not me. So out of curiosity I said "Hey this is Martin, I'm taking over this project for Nicole. Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar IMMEDIATE IMPROVEMENT. Positive reception, thanking me for suggestions, responds promptly, saying "great questions!" Became a model client. 13 6382,2 K Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar Note: My technique and advice never changed. The only difference was that I had a man's name now わ11 6152,3 K Martin R. Schneider@SchneidRemarks 9. mar So I asked Nicole if this happened all the time. Her response: " mean not ALL the time.. but yeah. A lot." 5032,1 Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar. We did an experiment: For two weeks we switched names. I signed all client emails as Nicole. She signed as me. Folks. It fucking sucked わ156 t:36,0 KV 10K Martin R. Schneider SchneidRemarks-9. mar I was in hell. Everything I asked or suggested was questioned. Clients l could do in my sleep were condescending. One asked if I was single. h16 Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar Nicole had the most productive week of her career. I realized the reason she took longer is bc she had to convince clients to respect her. 20 1.5K 5.2 K Martin R. Schneider@SchneidRemarks 9. mar. By the time she could get clients to accept that she knew what she was doing, I could get halfway through another client 671 ·2,5 K Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks 9. mar. I wasn't any better at the job than she was, l just had this invisible advantage 18 9853,5 K Martin R. Schneider @SchneidRemarks-9. mar Here's the real fucked-up thing: For me, this was shocking. For her, she was USED to it. She just figured it was part of her job 52 rage-comics-base: My SO didn’t believe sexism still existed in the workplace until I showed him this
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Confused, Dad, and Drunk: 1. That has to go inside me? uh oh 2. My dad got out of the shower andI totally thought he was keeping Gonzo's nose in between his legs. 3. This might be weird but l always assumed that they'd be cold. I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one I got a bit of a fright, it was so short and thick that I was a bit confused because that's not what you usually see in adult movies and it looked so angry 5. I saw my baby brother's penis when I was a kid. if that counts. "WHAT IS THAT? WHY IS HE SO DIFFERENT? 6. How would that fit it in my mouth?:0 . My first reaction: good lord, how do you guys walk around with those things? Today it is much the same question. 8.The first penis I saw was an STD-infested one in health class in middle school. Needless to say it was a relief to find out that a normal penis does NOT look like that . Sploosh 10. First time I saw a penis, I thought Tm going to laugh if keep looking at it. So to spare the guy. I just put it in my mouth. 11. 0mg, that's huge 12. Doooh that's why they call it wood Penises get really stiff 13. I thought it look so much smaller than they do on porn videos, other than that it was pretty much he same 14. I asked why it was wearing a helmet... 15. I think I was around 10ish when I saw my brothers. I literally screamed then wanted to see more penises. 16. I screamed when it moved. I was not aware they moved or could be moved on demand. 17. It grossed me out! Male genitalia make me nauseDus 18. Really grossed out by the penis. It was just so loppy 19. The first time I saw a penis I was decenly drunk and nervous. I honestly just grabbed it and put the thing in my mouth so I wouldn't have to fake any enthusiasm by just looking at it 20. The first time I really got to inspect a penis in person: totally looks like Darth Vadar's helmer was the first thing that went through my minod *HEAVY BREATHING* Ou GREAT LETT IT AT HOME! 20 Women Describe The First Time They Saw A Penis
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