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Funny, Super Bowl, and Tag Someone: Super Bowl Announcer: And that's the end of the first half! My Girlfriend: Tag someone who’s only watching for the commercials 👉🏽👀

Tag someone who’s only watching for the commercials 👉🏽👀

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall. I’ve done this four times today. okay but does pressing 2 even actually do anything or did they probably just rig it to produce their pro-wall data anyway? In twenty years this post will be in a textbook to teach kids why neoliberalism was a useless joke. Know that this isn’t Trump’s ad but House Freedom Fund, a political action committee closely affiliated with the conservative Republican House Freedom Caucus. If you call this number you could be handing over your phone number to be robo called by this committee for fund raising. There is nothing impartial about this. It is pointless to act on this number as the source is already biased for the wall and any dissenting call will just have their data collected, probably; I don’t have any real evidence of this but that’s my guess as to what is going on here.

kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… A...

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, ...

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, m...

Memes, Patriotic, and Tom Brady: OCBS 4th 5:11 ANNOUNCER: So, 3rd down and 10 now After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots. This time, with a @SuperBowl berth on the line vs. the @Steelers. 📺: #NEvsPIT, Sunday 4:25pm ET on CBS 📱: Follow @NFLThrowback https://t.co/fATZrrWTtI

After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots. T...

Sports, Nice, and Alright: Gronk: *about to make tackle* Announcer: HE COULD GO 69 YARDS! Gronk: Alright I better lay off a bit... 32 3 70 @GhettoGronk Nice

Nice

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." “Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

“Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." “Thank you for seeing the best in me.” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2UdXTKu

“Thank you for seeing the best in me.” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2UdXTKu

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." “Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

“Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

Smashing, Target, and Tumblr: diadraws: *smash announcer voice* BABBY

diadraws: *smash announcer voice* BABBY

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nadA OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. we believe the waitress that it ュ from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You re Here meirl

meirl

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nadA OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. we believe the waitress that it ュ from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You re Here meirl

meirl

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." A very wholesome story

A very wholesome story

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk.. it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me I just cried. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER So cute! (Xposted from r/tumblr. Was removed because I didn’t block the usernames. Not my story.) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KNg84h">https://ift.tt/2KNg84h</a>

So cute! (Xposted from r/tumblr. Was removed because I didn’t block the usernames. Not my story.) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KNg8...

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP So cute via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2lUGSVJ">https://ift.tt/2lUGSVJ</a>

So cute via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2lUGSVJ

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP positive-memes: So cute

positive-memes: So cute

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP So cute

So cute

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: Keaton Patti < @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITREss comes to deliver what could be considered food WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you We see the pasta nachos. They re warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy. We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary FRIEND 2 I shal1 eat Italian citizens. WAITRESS Unlimited stick. We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen. We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 2 Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup ANNOUNCER (wet voice) Olive Garden. When You 're Here, You 're Here ifunny.ce

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nane OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food. Gluten Classico. From the kitchen. We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens. Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all1. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You 're Here. S E C R E T S O U P https://t.co/kGVHaBtIDO

S E C R E T S O U P https://t.co/kGVHaBtIDO

Funny, Time, and Word: Spelling Bee Announcer: If you spell this word correctly, you win. The word is LAUREL' Me: Y-A-N-N-Y DISTRICT SPELLING BEE @alyssaa morgann @daniellekiefer @allysonsilver @annapoho Better luck next time kid 😂😂(@alyssaa_morgann @allysonsilver @daniellesusan97 @annapoho)

Better luck next time kid 😂😂(@alyssaa_morgann @allysonsilver @daniellesusan97 @annapoho)

Beautiful, Dancing, and Family: lust-cait of the gutters @chaeronaea ME, watching the olympic ice dancing: this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. this is the pinnacle of human achievement. i am weeping ANNOUNCER: this pathetic worm held her arm kind of weird on the landing. she has shamed her country and family ME: oh. okay i’m me and @hopleasejesus is the announcer

i’m me and @hopleasejesus is the announcer

Wow, Irl, and Me IRL: p: me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! Me_irl

Me_irl

Basketball, White People, and For: Announcer getting into it for the 7 fans in attendance https://t.co/nrm0UyI5Zj

Memes, 🤖, and How: How did @tonyromo fare in his first season as an announcer? https://t.co/825svraClY https://t.co/N6h6QmeP2R

How did @tonyromo fare in his first season as an announcer? https://t.co/825svraClY https://t.co/N6h6QmeP2R

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinne when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made... a monochrome pink canvas i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major arft schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger monochrome pink thank you, it said, to somebody who saw the best in me This belongs here. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2BkIm2s">http://ift.tt/2BkIm2s</a>

This belongs here. via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2BkIm2s

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinne when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made... a monochrome pink canvas i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major arft schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger monochrome pink thank you, it said, to somebody who saw the best in me This belongs here.

This belongs here.

Bitch, National Anthem, and Fuck: Ren @GamelikeEA What better way to pay respects to this great country than with Cardi B's Bodak Yellow San Diego Union-Tribuneネ@sdut Opinion | Should the U.S. pick a new national anthem? sdut.us/2zRiNrX Drop ur national anthem picks 👇🏼 *Cardi B ascends onto the platform* Announcer: And now, for your national anthem... Cardi: *Clears throat* Said little bitch, you can’t fuck with me-

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." i almost cried https://t.co/ywTHCnLUSy

i almost cried https://t.co/ywTHCnLUSy

Be Like, Fall, and Memes: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." Babysitter is Wholesome

Babysitter is Wholesome

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." Babysitter is Wholesome via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2zMdYgA">http://ift.tt/2zMdYgA</a>

Babysitter is Wholesome via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2zMdYgA

Facts, The Play, and The Double: ROMO AS ANNOUNCER: "Here's the play that's coming." 1ST &10 20 CUTLER AS ANNOUNCER: "Here's the double coverage l'd throw to." 1ST &1O @GhettoGronk FACTS! 😂💀 https://t.co/QOWPLfaveO

FACTS! 😂💀 https://t.co/QOWPLfaveO

Colin Kaepernick, Disappointed, and Dodgers: Legendary Sports Anchor Says He "Wil Never Watch Another NFL Game" Because Of Protests @balleralert Legendary Sports Anchor Says He “Will Never Watch Another NFL Game” Because Of Protests – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the on-going controversy surrounding the NFL protests, fans have banded together to boycott the NFL for its mishandling of Colin Kaepernick’s unemployment. Since then, others have called for a boycott for the player’s protests against police brutality and racial injustices. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Among those who are opposed to the protests against police brutality is the legendary sports anchor, Vin Scully. The former Dodgers announcer spoke at an event in Pasadena on Saturday, where he divulged his disappointment in the mishandling of the situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I have only one personal thought, really. …and I am so disappointed. I used to love, during the fall and winter, to watch the NFL on Sunday,” Scully, who spent one year in the Navy, said. “But I have overwhelming respect and admiration for anyone who puts on a uniform and goes to war. So the only thing I can do in my little way is not to preach. I will never watch another NFL game.”

Legendary Sports Anchor Says He “Will Never Watch Another NFL Game” Because Of Protests – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the on-g...

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂

Memes, Astros, and 🤖: NYM O HU 30-0HOUSTON CO PITCH 46 SNY ASTROS.COM ASTROSDEHOUSTON COM RTIC YOU WIN FU S0 The coolest thing ever to happen to an announcer! 😂 https://t.co/IdQFGpY6Wh

Baseball, Cute, and Family: owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up kiss cam https://t.co/qbOBWyjlzN

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Baseball, Cute, and Family: owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up kiss cam https://t.co/qbOBWyjlzN

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America, Asian, and Espn: T V ESPN pulls Asian-American announcer from Virginia football game because he has a Confederate general's name Published August 22, 2017 Fox News ESPN pulls announcer named Robert Lee from game Welcome to America in 2017. https://t.co/baigKQXb77

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Batman, Future, and Jordans: NER BROS ANNOUNC ER BROSAN ES SHPOINT MOVI -IN NE DCEU #wBS SD YOFTHEBATMAN Afternoon Gothamites! Before the entire cast of "Justice League" hit the stage of Hall H during San Diego Comic Con this morning, attendees saw a sizzle reel revealing several future Extended Universe films. The reel began with the words “Where wonder awaits, where justice prevails, where good battles evil, from Gotham to Atlantis, Metropolis to Apokolips, Krypton to Themyscira and beyond, welcome to the worlds of DC.” Then several logos were shown for the following films: Shazam, Suicide Squad 2, The Batman (accompanied by Ben Affleck’s Batman), Justice League Dark, Batgirl, Green Lantern Corps (accompanied by Hal Jordan and John Stewart comic art), The Flash (accompanied by a “Flashpoint” logo) and the highly anticipated Wonder Woman 2. The Flash solo movie is reported as being influenced by Geoff Johns and Andy Kubert's popular 2011 arc "Flashpoint". In this crossover event, in an effort to save his mother's life from the Reverse Flash, Barry Allen aka The Flash discovers he has changed reality and the life of his allies, including the Batman; in this timeline, it is Thomas Wayne, Bruce Wayne's father, that is the Dark Knight when his son was gunned down by a mugger. Many have speculations what "Flashpoint" could mean within this cinematic universe, in particular to the established Batman mythology. Yesterday, sources spread about Ben Affleck's Batman potentially being ushered out of the DCEU in future films. Today during the Hall H panel, Affleck stated he is thrilled to be playing the character and his excitement with working with Matt Reeves on the first solo film "The Batman". However, this doesn't set in stone Affleck's future after the first solo film and, within this continuity, Flashpoint could change the status of our current Batman, taking out Affleck. "Flashpoint" in the DCEU could also show us Thomas Wayne as Batman; Thomas Wayne debuted in 2016's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who could possibly suit up as our hero in this Flash film. What are your thoughts on the slated DCEU films, what are your hopes about Flashpoint and thoughts on Affleck's time in the DCEU? We'll have more SDCC news soon, stay tuned! 🦇🎬

Afternoon Gothamites! Before the entire cast of "Justice League" hit the stage of Hall H during San Diego Comic Con this morning, attendees ...

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinne when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink thank you, it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." All someone needs is a lil’ encouragement via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ueXRqH">http://ift.tt/2ueXRqH</a>

All someone needs is a lil’ encouragement via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2ueXRqH

America, Donald Trump, and Party: The only one who can stop The Rock from winning the 2020 election Joe Louis Arena, Election Day, 2020. 30,000 screaming fans drum the stands as The Rock pins Donald Trump until the count of- BUT WHATS THIS?! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR! BAH GAWD THE CROWD FUCKIN LOSES IT! Ref: One.. BOTH CANDIDATES ARE DOWN! Ref: Two.. WE COULD HAVE A NEW POTUS! Ref: Three AND IT IS ALLLLL OVER!! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS YOUR NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! *mic descends from above* Announcer: Ladies and gentleman- Austin: *steals mic* if you're ready to fuckin party gimme a hell yeah Crowd: HELL YEAH! Austin: *catches two beers from the crowd* I SAID IF YOU'RE READY TO FUCKIN PARTY GIMME A HELL YEAH!! Crowd: HELL YEAH!!! *just fuckin chugs them*

Be Like, Bitch, and Memes: # spLive LIVE # SDLive RENEE BE LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS THISTENEE BITCH? Idk about you, but this new Tenee announcer is hot as fuck, definite NUT 😍🔥 tylerbreeze tyedillinger kevinowens chrisjericho romanreigns braunstrowman sethrollins ajstyles deanambrose randyorton braywyatt jindermahal baroncorbin charlotte samoajoe shinsukenakamura samizayn johncena sashabanks brocklesnar alexabliss themiz finnbalor greatballsoffire wwememes wwememe wwefunny wrestlingmemes wweraw wwesmackdown

Baseball, Cute, and Family: owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up strike

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Dancing, Love, and Memes: owlmylove: during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates "and the seeker's taking a dive, he's turning down, can he-" before a muggleborn darts in and yells "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that I love Muggleborns muggleborn harrypotter quidditch turndownforwhat shotsshotsshots

I love Muggleborns muggleborn harrypotter quidditch turndownforwhat shotsshotsshots

Game of Thrones, Game, and Hidden: Announcer Hidden behind these doors are the new episodes of Game of Thrones. Me Sent in by Leo Gomez.

Sent in by Leo Gomez.

Af, Booty, and Cheating: br TEAM STREAM 3m ago Bray Wyatt's wife files for divorce citing affair with Raw in-ring announcer Jojo (Daily Mail) Slide to open NOT ONLY AMI THE EATER OF WORLDS, l'M ALSO THE EATER OF BOOTY BRAY IS GETTING THAT JOJO BOOTY LMAO (but in all seriousness, how in God's name did that happen? Come on Bray, you're one of my favorite current wrestlers and he's lucky af to be getting JoJo, but you can't be cheating like that my nigga 😂😂) kevinowens chrisjericho romanreigns braunstrowman sethrollins ajstyles deanambrose randyorton braywyatt jindermahal thehardyboyz charlotte samoajoe shinsukenakamura samizayn johncena sashabanks brocklesnar bayley alexabliss themiz finnbalor kurtangle extremerules wwememes wwememe wwefunny wrestlingmemes wweraw wwesmackdown

The Worst, Tumblr, and Blog: <a href="http://rainbow-femme.tumblr.com/post/158871718492/mttymrts-mttymrts-this-is-the-worst-thing" class="tumblr_blog">rainbow-femme</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://mttymrts.tumblr.com/post/158870469777/mttymrts-this-is-the-worst-thing-ive-ever" class="tumblr_blog">mttymrts</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://mttymrts.tumblr.com/post/158869770434/this-is-the-worst-thing-ive-ever-seen" class="tumblr_blog">mttymrts</a>: <blockquote>this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen</blockquote> I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers. </blockquote> Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.” Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.” </blockquote>

Butt, Fucking, and Nintendo: cassiebamm-b: Did you know that this is Angelina's baby? All other babies were too afraid of her because of the horns but little Vivienne saw her mother and was able to shoot the scene. Edit: We get it, guys. Her daughter was the toddler, not the baby. The person who made this post even realizes they accidentally got the wrong kid in the picture AldenRants 25-50 I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE WITH THESE RANTS HOLY HELL JUST KILL ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AT LEAST THAT MISERY WOULD END QUICKER.....Hey guys! 😄 @beano.child asked me to rant about Super Smash Bros! *deep, rich, hunky announcer voice* Readyyy?? GO! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE MOST COMPLICATED, FAST-PACED CLUSTERFUCK OF A 4 PLAYER GAME REALLY NEEDED TO DO?? CREATE AN 8 PLAYER OPTION!!! NINTENDO TRYNA GIVE PEOPLE STROKES WITH THESE FLASH NINTENDO ORGIES HAPPENING LEFT AND RIGHT ON THE SCREEN! That's the way I wanna go. NINTENDO WANTS ME to believe that the characters are all pretty evenly matched BUT THEN You have some characters who have moves like COMBUSTING into FLAAAAAmes and LAUNCHING THEMSELVES into other characters, AND THEN you have characters whose attack is to throw turnips and bump her butt into people ?? Not calling any characters out just sayin. DID YOU KNOW NINTENDO HAS A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO PSYCHIC KIDS?? OR A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO TODDLERS THAT CLIMB ICEBERGS FOR A LIFESTYLE OR SOME SHIT?? "Yeah, Alden. Literally everybody knows Lucas, Ness, and the Iceclimbers" BUT WHERE'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THEM?? MOTHERFUCKIN SMASH BROS, THIS GAME I SWEAR IT'S LIKE PLAYABLE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THEM AND IT'S BRILLIANT AN- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I'M DEAD ALREADY?? *throws controller FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK THOSE ICECLIMBERS

Baseball, Cute, and Family: owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up https://t.co/zAjmG3erDT

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