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Click, Fire, and Nintendo: You can bind the 'input' event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything 660 $(#my Textbox').on 'input', function () { //do something If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not be what you want There is an example of both here: http://jsfiddle.net/66SX6/ share improve this answer answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21 10.5k 4 26 41 82 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Johan Jul 3 '13 at 11:30 I’m glad there are still some people that take cross browser compatibility seriously

Click, Fire, and Nintendo: You can bind the 'input' event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when
you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything
660
$(#my Textbox').on 'input', function () {
//do something
If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not
be what you want
There is an example of both here: http://jsfiddle.net/66SX6/
share improve this answer
answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21
10.5k 4 26 41
82
This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field
contains the new string. - Johan Jul 3 '13 at 11:30
I’m glad there are still some people that take cross browser compatibility seriously

Click, Fire, and Nintendo: You can bind the 'input' event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when
you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything
660
$(#my Textbox').on 'input', function () {
//do something
If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not
be what you want
There is an example of both here: http://jsfiddle.net/66SX6/
share improve this answer
answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21
10.5k 4 26 41
82
This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field
contains the new string. - Johan Jul 3 '13 at 11:30
I’m glad there are still some people that take cross browser compatibility seriously

I’m glad there are still some people that take cross browser compatibility seriously

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Child Support, Children, and Dad: m.facebook.c My daughter has not seen her biological dad since she was four. She's 11 now. When she was two he contacted me and asked if I would allow him to terminate his parental rights so he could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving door father and the sacrifice of the financial support was well worth him never being able to disappoint her again. I never lied to her about where he went or who her dad was..I have always answered her questions in the most age appropriate way possible. When she was four he contacted me and told me he has been diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her. I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and we never heard from him again... Over the summer we ran into somebody that knows him and they commented on how she looks like his other children. They elaborated that he has settled down and has a family now. My stomach tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation short and we got in the car to leave and that's when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day an 11 year old taught me all I need to know about forgiveness. Unlike5,512 Reply Oct 19 at 3:43pm Children are so wholesome!

Child Support, Children, and Dad: m.facebook.c
My daughter has not seen her biological dad
since she was four. She's 11 now. When she
was two he contacted me and asked if I would
allow him to terminate his parental rights so he
could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I
wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving
door father and the sacrifice of the financial
support was well worth him never being able to
disappoint her again. I never lied to her about
where he went or who her dad was..I have
always answered her questions in the most age
appropriate way possible. When she was four he
contacted me and told me he has been
diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her.
I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had
asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and
we never heard from him again... Over the
summer we ran into somebody that knows him
and they commented on how she looks like his
other children. They elaborated that he has
settled down and has a family now. My stomach
tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that
must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation
short and we got in the car to leave and that's
when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He
figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice
thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day
an 11 year old taught me all I need to know
about forgiveness.
Unlike5,512 Reply Oct 19 at 3:43pm
Children are so wholesome!

Child Support, Children, and Dad: m.facebook.c
My daughter has not seen her biological dad
since she was four. She's 11 now. When she
was two he contacted me and asked if I would
allow him to terminate his parental rights so he
could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I
wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving
door father and the sacrifice of the financial
support was well worth him never being able to
disappoint her again. I never lied to her about
where he went or who her dad was..I have
always answered her questions in the most age
appropriate way possible. When she was four he
contacted me and told me he has been
diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her.
I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had
asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and
we never heard from him again... Over the
summer we ran into somebody that knows him
and they commented on how she looks like his
other children. They elaborated that he has
settled down and has a family now. My stomach
tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that
must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation
short and we got in the car to leave and that's
when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He
figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice
thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day
an 11 year old taught me all I need to know
about forgiveness.
Unlike5,512 Reply Oct 19 at 3:43pm
Children are so wholesome!

Children are so wholesome!

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Child Support, Children, and Dad: m.facebook.c My daughter has not seen her biological dad since she was four. She's 11 now. When she was two he contacted me and asked if I would allow him to terminate his parental rights so he could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving door father and the sacrifice of the financial support was well worth him never being able to disappoint her again. I never lied to her about where he went or who her dad was.. I have always answered her questions in the most age appropriate way possible. When she was four he contacted me and told me he has been diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her. I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and we never heard from him again.. Over the summer we ran into somebody that knows him and they commented on how she looks like his other children. They elaborated that he has settled down and has a family now. My stomach tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation short and we got in the car to leave and that's when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day an 11 year old taught me all I need to know about forgiveness. Unlike 5,512 Reply Oct 19 at 3:43pm t Children are so wholesome!

Child Support, Children, and Dad: m.facebook.c
My daughter has not seen her biological dad
since she was four. She's 11 now. When she
was two he contacted me and asked if I would
allow him to terminate his parental rights so he
could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I
wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving
door father and the sacrifice of the financial
support was well worth him never being able to
disappoint her again. I never lied to her about
where he went or who her dad was.. I have
always answered her questions in the most age
appropriate way possible. When she was four he
contacted me and told me he has been
diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her.
I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had
asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and
we never heard from him again.. Over the
summer we ran into somebody that knows him
and they commented on how she looks like his
other children. They elaborated that he has
settled down and has a family now. My stomach
tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that
must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation
short and we got in the car to leave and that's
when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He
figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice
thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day
an 11 year old taught me all I need to know
about forgiveness.
Unlike 5,512 Reply Oct 19 at 3:43pm
t
Children are so wholesome!

Child Support, Children, and Dad: m.facebook.c
My daughter has not seen her biological dad
since she was four. She's 11 now. When she
was two he contacted me and asked if I would
allow him to terminate his parental rights so he
could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I
wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving
door father and the sacrifice of the financial
support was well worth him never being able to
disappoint her again. I never lied to her about
where he went or who her dad was.. I have
always answered her questions in the most age
appropriate way possible. When she was four he
contacted me and told me he has been
diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her.
I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had
asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and
we never heard from him again.. Over the
summer we ran into somebody that knows him
and they commented on how she looks like his
other children. They elaborated that he has
settled down and has a family now. My stomach
tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that
must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation
short and we got in the car to leave and that's
when I saw her smiling. She said "mom.. He
figured out how to be a dad. That's such a nice
thing. I'm happy for his kids." And that's he day
an 11 year old taught me all I need to know
about forgiveness.
Unlike 5,512 Reply Oct 19 at 3:43pm
t
Children are so wholesome!

Children are so wholesome!

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Android, Twitter, and Time: miri @lesbianyoongie bts: weve answered that before so we will now imitate whales communicating while our leader cries george's hobi @hobipersona 19h no wonder bts are so chaotic and mess around during interviews when they get asked the same 5 questions every time 6:30 AM 10/18/19 Twitter for Android

Android, Twitter, and Time: miri
@lesbianyoongie
bts: weve answered that before so
we will now imitate whales
communicating while our leader
cries
george's hobi @hobipersona 19h
no wonder bts are so chaotic and mess
around during interviews when they get asked
the same 5 questions every time
6:30 AM 10/18/19 Twitter for Android

Android, Twitter, and Time: miri
@lesbianyoongie
bts: weve answered that before so
we will now imitate whales
communicating while our leader
cries
george's hobi @hobipersona 19h
no wonder bts are so chaotic and mess
around during interviews when they get asked
the same 5 questions every time
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Internet, Love, and Test: My 12 year old son asked me to punch him as hard as could to test his strength. I told him no but he insisted. He's now been unconscious for around 4 hours, what should I do? Answered 12m ago Hide the body BEGIN THE SACRIFICIAL CEREMONY Don’t you just love people in the internet?

Internet, Love, and Test: My 12 year old son asked
me to punch him as hard as
could to test his strength. I
told him no but he insisted.
He's now been unconscious
for around 4 hours, what
should I do?
Answered 12m ago
Hide the body
BEGIN THE SACRIFICIAL CEREMONY
Don’t you just love people in the internet?

Internet, Love, and Test: My 12 year old son asked
me to punch him as hard as
could to test his strength. I
told him no but he insisted.
He's now been unconscious
for around 4 hours, what
should I do?
Answered 12m ago
Hide the body
BEGIN THE SACRIFICIAL CEREMONY
Don’t you just love people in the internet?

Don’t you just love people in the internet?

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How, Did, and You: Classmate: How did you do on the exam? Me: Im not sure, I answered every question though D BEFS NJ ORS Hwאר

How, Did, and You: Classmate: How did you do on the exam?
Me: Im not sure, I answered every
question though
D BEFS
NJ
ORS
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How, Did, and You: Classmate: How did you do on the exam?
Me: Im not sure, I answered every
question though
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Children, Life, and Tumblr: What is the loveliest thing a child has ever said to you? Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley, author "Now, The Physics of Time" Updated Aug 2, 2017 Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever said? "Would you like one, Grandpa?" OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old granddaughter, but I still think it counts. I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll give her a second. So I tried that test with my granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with chocolate, which she likes much more) According to extensive experiments, children who "pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better long-term outcome. She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her, and she now had two in her hand. That's when she looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one, Grandpa?" Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily give my life for her. 1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter

Children, Life, and Tumblr: What is the loveliest thing a child has
ever said to you?
Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley,
author "Now, The Physics of Time"
Updated Aug 2, 2017
Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever
said?
"Would you like one, Grandpa?"
OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old
granddaughter, but I still think it counts.
I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child
a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this
case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll
give her a second. So I tried that test with my
granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with
chocolate, which she likes much more)
According to extensive experiments, children who
"pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful
in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in
life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better
long-term outcome.
She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute
hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She
asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her,
and she now had two in her hand. That's when she
looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one,
Grandpa?"
Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily
give my life for her.
1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers
awesomacious:

The sweetest granddaughter

Children, Life, and Tumblr: What is the loveliest thing a child has
ever said to you?
Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley,
author "Now, The Physics of Time"
Updated Aug 2, 2017
Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever
said?
"Would you like one, Grandpa?"
OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old
granddaughter, but I still think it counts.
I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child
a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this
case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll
give her a second. So I tried that test with my
granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with
chocolate, which she likes much more)
According to extensive experiments, children who
"pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful
in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in
life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better
long-term outcome.
She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute
hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She
asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her,
and she now had two in her hand. That's when she
looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one,
Grandpa?"
Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily
give my life for her.
1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers
awesomacious:

The sweetest granddaughter

awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter

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Children, Life, and Grandpa: What is the loveliest thing a child has ever said to you? Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley, author "Now, The Physics of Time" Updated Aug 2, 2017 Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever said? "Would you like one, Grandpa?" OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old granddaughter, but I still think it counts. I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll give her a second. So I tried that test with my granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with chocolate, which she likes much more) According to extensive experiments, children who "pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better long-term outcome. She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her, and she now had two in her hand. That's when she looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one, Grandpa?" Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily give my life for her. 1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers The sweetest granddaughter

Children, Life, and Grandpa: What is the loveliest thing a child has
ever said to you?
Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley,
author "Now, The Physics of Time"
Updated Aug 2, 2017
Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever
said?
"Would you like one, Grandpa?"
OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old
granddaughter, but I still think it counts.
I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child
a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this
case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll
give her a second. So I tried that test with my
granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with
chocolate, which she likes much more)
According to extensive experiments, children who
"pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful
in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in
life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better
long-term outcome.
She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute
hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She
asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her,
and she now had two in her hand. That's when she
looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one,
Grandpa?"
Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily
give my life for her.
1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers
The sweetest granddaughter

Children, Life, and Grandpa: What is the loveliest thing a child has
ever said to you?
Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley,
author "Now, The Physics of Time"
Updated Aug 2, 2017
Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever
said?
"Would you like one, Grandpa?"
OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old
granddaughter, but I still think it counts.
I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child
a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this
case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll
give her a second. So I tried that test with my
granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with
chocolate, which she likes much more)
According to extensive experiments, children who
"pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful
in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in
life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better
long-term outcome.
She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute
hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She
asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her,
and she now had two in her hand. That's when she
looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one,
Grandpa?"
Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily
give my life for her.
1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers
The sweetest granddaughter

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Beautiful, Community, and God: 21 Answers votes oldest newest You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES 1811 Have you tried using an XML parser instead? link edit flag edited Nov 14 at 0:18 community wiki bobince regex and html

Beautiful, Community, and God: 21 Answers
votes
oldest
newest
You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that
can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many
times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is
insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular
language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break
down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular
regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me
crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even
Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with
regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.
Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together
like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and
HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you
parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to
inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late
it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue
(except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive
this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and
security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the
dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg
ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless
screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and
existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy
radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of
regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you
see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he
comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne
stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES
1811
Have you tried using an XML parser instead?
link edit flag
edited Nov 14 at 0:18
community wiki
bobince
regex and html

Beautiful, Community, and God: 21 Answers
votes
oldest
newest
You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that
can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many
times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is
insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular
language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break
down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular
regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me
crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even
Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with
regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.
Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together
like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and
HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you
parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to
inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late
it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue
(except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive
this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and
security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the
dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg
ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless
screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and
existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy
radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of
regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you
see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he
comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne
stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES
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Anna, Dating, and Donald Trump: One year later, how Trump's election has changed the way we date Anna Orso, STAFF WRITER Updated: Monday, November 6, 2017, 7:41 PM Center City resident Bryan Leib, 32, poses for a photograph in Old City on Monday, November 6, 2017. Leib's dating has taken a hit since Trump was elected president. The first date was going great. Until politics came up It was a summer evening at Nineteen, and for two hours, Bryan Leib and the woman he met on a dating app had been enjoying drinks and a bird's-eye view of the Philadelphia skyline. Then she asked for whom he had voted in the presidential election. Leib, treasurer of the Philadelphia Young Republicans, answered honestly: Donald Trump. "She stopped in her tracks and said, 'You know what, Bryan? This has been a lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people," Leib, 32, of Center City, recalled. "And she literally got up and left." stability: reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

Anna, Dating, and Donald Trump: One year later, how Trump's election
has changed the way we date
Anna Orso, STAFF WRITER
Updated: Monday, November 6, 2017, 7:41 PM
Center City resident Bryan Leib, 32, poses for a photograph in Old City on
Monday, November 6, 2017. Leib's dating has taken a hit since Trump was
elected president.
The first date was going great. Until politics came up
It was a summer evening at Nineteen, and for two hours, Bryan Leib and the
woman he met on a dating app had been enjoying drinks and a bird's-eye
view of the Philadelphia skyline.
Then she asked for whom he had voted in the presidential election. Leib,
treasurer of the Philadelphia Young Republicans, answered honestly:
Donald Trump.
"She stopped in her tracks and said, 'You know what, Bryan? This has been a
lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people," Leib, 32, of
Center City, recalled. "And she literally got up and left."
stability:
reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

Anna, Dating, and Donald Trump: One year later, how Trump's election
has changed the way we date
Anna Orso, STAFF WRITER
Updated: Monday, November 6, 2017, 7:41 PM
Center City resident Bryan Leib, 32, poses for a photograph in Old City on
Monday, November 6, 2017. Leib's dating has taken a hit since Trump was
elected president.
The first date was going great. Until politics came up
It was a summer evening at Nineteen, and for two hours, Bryan Leib and the
woman he met on a dating app had been enjoying drinks and a bird's-eye
view of the Philadelphia skyline.
Then she asked for whom he had voted in the presidential election. Leib,
treasurer of the Philadelphia Young Republicans, answered honestly:
Donald Trump.
"She stopped in her tracks and said, 'You know what, Bryan? This has been a
lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people," Leib, 32, of
Center City, recalled. "And she literally got up and left."
stability:
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Tumblr, Blog, and Fish: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him and asked him to say when he was feeding his fish because she was worried about them and couldn't see. From that moment on, every time he fed the fish, he said it out loud. @factsweird Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company awesomacious: Wholesome Mr Rogers

Tumblr, Blog, and Fish: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan
mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him
and asked him to say when he was feeding his
fish because she was worried about them and
couldn't see. From that moment on, every
time he fed the fish, he said it out loud.
@factsweird
Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company
awesomacious:

Wholesome Mr Rogers

Tumblr, Blog, and Fish: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan
mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him
and asked him to say when he was feeding his
fish because she was worried about them and
couldn't see. From that moment on, every
time he fed the fish, he said it out loud.
@factsweird
Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company
awesomacious:

Wholesome Mr Rogers

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Fish, Girl, and Mail: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him and asked him to say when he was feeding his fish because she was worried about them and couldn't see. From that moment on, every time he fed the fish, he said it out loud. @factsweird Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company Wholesome Mr Rogers

Fish, Girl, and Mail: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan
mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him
and asked him to say when he was feeding his
fish because she was worried about them and
couldn't see. From that moment on, every
time he fed the fish, he said it out loud.
@factsweird
Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company
Wholesome Mr Rogers

Fish, Girl, and Mail: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan
mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him
and asked him to say when he was feeding his
fish because she was worried about them and
couldn't see. From that moment on, every
time he fed the fish, he said it out loud.
@factsweird
Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company
Wholesome Mr Rogers

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Fish, Girl, and Mail: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him and asked him to say when he was feeding his fish because she was worried about them and couldn't see. From that moment on, every time he fed the fish, he said it out loud. @factsweird Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company Wholesome Mr Rogers

Fish, Girl, and Mail: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan
mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him
and asked him to say when he was feeding his
fish because she was worried about them and
couldn't see. From that moment on, every
time he fed the fish, he said it out loud.
@factsweird
Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company
Wholesome Mr Rogers

Fish, Girl, and Mail: Mr. Rogers personally answered his fan
mail. A 5-year-old blind girl once wrote him
and asked him to say when he was feeding his
fish because she was worried about them and
couldn't see. From that moment on, every
time he fed the fish, he said it out loud.
@factsweird
Photo courtesy of The Fred Rogers Company
Wholesome Mr Rogers

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Guess, Happy, and Poems: Heye hear it? wrote you a poem, wanna Ooo l'm excited let's here it Roses are red, Romance is dead, How many dates, Till I get you in bed? How romantic I'm sold I'm really happy to hear that But the question still wasn't answered Hmm I guess it depend on if you can keep up with those romantic poems when you whisper them in my ear *Whispers* Roses are nice, Violets are fine, I'll be the six, If you be the nine. We’re in boys

Guess, Happy, and Poems: Heye
hear it?
wrote you a poem, wanna
Ooo l'm excited let's here it
Roses are red,
Romance is dead,
How many dates,
Till I get you in bed?
How romantic
I'm sold
I'm really happy to hear that
But the question still wasn't answered
Hmm I guess it depend on if you can
keep up with those romantic poems
when you whisper them in my ear
*Whispers*
Roses are nice,
Violets are fine,
I'll be the six,
If you be the nine.
We’re in boys

Guess, Happy, and Poems: Heye
hear it?
wrote you a poem, wanna
Ooo l'm excited let's here it
Roses are red,
Romance is dead,
How many dates,
Till I get you in bed?
How romantic
I'm sold
I'm really happy to hear that
But the question still wasn't answered
Hmm I guess it depend on if you can
keep up with those romantic poems
when you whisper them in my ear
*Whispers*
Roses are nice,
Violets are fine,
I'll be the six,
If you be the nine.
We’re in boys

We’re in boys

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Zero, Computer, and Image: Answer Recommended for you What is the difference between Null and empty string in Python? David Armendáriz, B.S. Mathematics, Universidad San Francisco De Quito (2019) Answered Sep 5 Upvoted by Sverre Pippard Vigander, M.S. Computer Programming & Digital Electronics, Norwegian University of Science and Technology (20... and Saurabh, 10+ years of experience in C++/Win32 programming! Originally Answered: What is the difference between Null and empty string in python? Non-zero value undefined null I think this image explains things better. Spot on!

Zero, Computer, and Image: Answer Recommended for you
What is the difference between Null and empty string in Python?
David Armendáriz, B.S. Mathematics, Universidad San Francisco De Quito
(2019)
Answered Sep 5 Upvoted by Sverre Pippard Vigander, M.S. Computer Programming
& Digital Electronics, Norwegian University of Science and Technology (20... and
Saurabh, 10+ years of experience in C++/Win32 programming!
Originally Answered: What is the difference between Null and empty string in python?
Non-zero value
undefined
null
I think this image explains things better.
Spot on!

Zero, Computer, and Image: Answer Recommended for you
What is the difference between Null and empty string in Python?
David Armendáriz, B.S. Mathematics, Universidad San Francisco De Quito
(2019)
Answered Sep 5 Upvoted by Sverre Pippard Vigander, M.S. Computer Programming
& Digital Electronics, Norwegian University of Science and Technology (20... and
Saurabh, 10+ years of experience in C++/Win32 programming!
Originally Answered: What is the difference between Null and empty string in python?
Non-zero value
undefined
null
I think this image explains things better.
Spot on!

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Memes, Movies, and Popcorn: MOVIES (AND OTHER THINGS) A COLLECTION OF QUESTIONS ASKED, ANSWERED, ILLUSTRATED ME THE POPCORN MEG2 SHEA FOREWORD BY ILLUSTRATED BY JOHN ARTURO SERRANO LEGUIZAMO TORRES Preorder waiting for me! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @arturodraws @SheaSerrano https://t.co/U8dmY7RrDQ

Memes, Movies, and Popcorn: MOVIES
(AND OTHER THINGS)
A COLLECTION OF QUESTIONS ASKED, ANSWERED, ILLUSTRATED
ME
THE
POPCORN
MEG2
SHEA
FOREWORD BY
ILLUSTRATED BY
JOHN
ARTURO
SERRANO LEGUIZAMO
TORRES
Preorder waiting for me! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@arturodraws @SheaSerrano https://t.co/U8dmY7RrDQ

Memes, Movies, and Popcorn: MOVIES
(AND OTHER THINGS)
A COLLECTION OF QUESTIONS ASKED, ANSWERED, ILLUSTRATED
ME
THE
POPCORN
MEG2
SHEA
FOREWORD BY
ILLUSTRATED BY
JOHN
ARTURO
SERRANO LEGUIZAMO
TORRES
Preorder waiting for me! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@arturodraws @SheaSerrano https://t.co/U8dmY7RrDQ

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Tiger, Time, and Wife: If a tiger attacked your mother in law and wife at the same time, who would you save? Vedant Kumar, Ambidextrous. Answered Aug 24, 2013 The tiger Can confirm, I am the Tiger

Tiger, Time, and Wife: If a tiger attacked your
mother in law and wife at the
same time, who would you
save?
Vedant Kumar, Ambidextrous.
Answered Aug 24, 2013
The tiger
Can confirm, I am the Tiger

Tiger, Time, and Wife: If a tiger attacked your
mother in law and wife at the
same time, who would you
save?
Vedant Kumar, Ambidextrous.
Answered Aug 24, 2013
The tiger
Can confirm, I am the Tiger

Can confirm, I am the Tiger

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Fire, Gryffindor, and Target: Let's see.. Would ratheror put on unknowingly decaphtate Okay...ruth a hat that's on fire? a woman.. That's a weird one. what? You ve no right to Complain Harry You still havent answered last your truth Because what kind of question is "would you snog a Shitch to dead loved bring your Ones back ? You can always Pick a dare instead. Pff, he hasn't picked Single dare since we started playing a Have so No , you haven't. That's not very Gryffindor of you OKAY, FINE! Grive me a dare! I promise I'lldo it, too! (Hmm... It's not your turn... It is now! Came an, Luna! Name child your after professor Snape wingedcorgi:a man of his word.

Fire, Gryffindor, and Target: Let's see..
Would
ratheror put on
unknowingly
decaphtate
Okay...ruth
a hat that's
on fire?
a woman..
That's a
weird one.
what?
You ve no
right
to Complain
Harry
You still
havent
answered
last
your
truth

Because what kind of
question is "would
you
snog a Shitch to
dead loved
bring your
Ones back ?
You can always
Pick a dare
instead.
Pff, he hasn't picked
Single dare since we
started playing
a
Have so
No , you haven't.
That's not very
Gryffindor of you

OKAY, FINE!
Grive me
a dare!
I promise
I'lldo it, too!
(Hmm...
It's not
your turn...
It is now!
Came an, Luna!
Name
child
your
after professor Snape
wingedcorgi:a man of his word.

Fire, Gryffindor, and Target: Let's see..
Would
ratheror put on
unknowingly
decaphtate
Okay...ruth
a hat that's
on fire?
a woman..
That's a
weird one.
what?
You ve no
right
to Complain
Harry
You still
havent
answered
last
your
truth

Because what kind of
question is "would
you
snog a Shitch to
dead loved
bring your
Ones back ?
You can always
Pick a dare
instead.
Pff, he hasn't picked
Single dare since we
started playing
a
Have so
No , you haven't.
That's not very
Gryffindor of you

OKAY, FINE!
Grive me
a dare!
I promise
I'lldo it, too!
(Hmm...
It's not
your turn...
It is now!
Came an, Luna!
Name
child
your
after professor Snape
wingedcorgi:a man of his word.

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Phone, Walmart, and Her: subcorax shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped "i'm in an important meeting, what do you want?"

Phone, Walmart, and Her: subcorax
shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle
at walmart who just answered her phone and
snapped "i'm in an important meeting, what do
you want?"

Phone, Walmart, and Her: subcorax
shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle
at walmart who just answered her phone and
snapped "i'm in an important meeting, what do
you want?"

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I Bet, Sorry, and Trash: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d my most trash parent move ever was when my kids wanted to go to Legoland & I did not feel like it so I called my bff on speaker & she answered: Thank you for calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are closed until after the holidays. I said "see baby, they're not open!" 505 0 L15.8K 107K Rakeem against The Machine 21h i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh baby i wanted to go toooo000 1 213 158 “It breaks my heart baby!”

I Bet, Sorry, and Trash: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!”

I Bet, Sorry, and Trash: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!”

“It breaks my heart baby!”

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Blackpeopletwitter, I Bet, and Sorry: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d my most trash parent move ever was when my kids wanted to go to Legoland & I did not feel like it so I called my bff on speaker & she answered: Thank you for calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are closed until after the holidays. I said "see baby, they're not open!" 505 0 L15.8K 107K Rakeem against The Machine 21h i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh baby i wanted to go toooo000 1 213 158 “It breaks my heart baby!” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, I Bet, and Sorry: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, I Bet, and Sorry: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

“It breaks my heart baby!” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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I Bet, Sorry, and Trash: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d my most trash parent move ever was when my kids wanted to go to Legoland & I did not feel like it so I called my bff on speaker & she answered: Thank you for calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are closed until after the holidays. I said "see baby, they're not open!" 505 0 L15.8K 107K Rakeem against The Machine 21h i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh baby i wanted to go toooo000 1 213 158 “It breaks my heart baby!”

I Bet, Sorry, and Trash: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!”

I Bet, Sorry, and Trash: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!”

“It breaks my heart baby!”

Save

Dank, I Bet, and Memes: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d my most trash parent move ever was when my kids wanted to go to Legoland & I did not feel like it so I called my bff on speaker & she answered: Thank you for calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are closed until after the holidays. I said "see baby, they're not open!" 505 0 L15.8K 107K Rakeem against The Machine 21h i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh baby i wanted to go toooo000 1 213 158 “It breaks my heart baby!” by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Dank, I Bet, and Memes: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!” by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

Dank, I Bet, and Memes: B. @DontWorryBoutB 1d
my most trash parent move ever was
when my kids wanted to go to Legoland
& I did not feel like it so I called my bff on
speaker & she answered: Thank you for
calling Legoland. I'm sorry but we are
closed until after the holidays.
I said "see baby, they're not
open!"
505
0
L15.8K
107K
Rakeem against The Machine 21h
i bet you said it so gentle too like awwwh
baby i wanted to go toooo000
1
213
158
“It breaks my heart baby!” by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

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Apparently, Disappointed, and Love: How should I respond to my boss who fired me via email and let him know that I'm very disappointed that he did not have the courtesy to do this face-to-face (we work from different states, but always communicate through video calls)? Semi-retired print journalist, law school refugee Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and 3.8m answer views Dear Boss, Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me. Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then Love, Ме

Apparently, Disappointed, and Love: How should I respond to my boss
who fired me via email and let him
know that I'm very disappointed
that he did not have the courtesy
to do this face-to-face (we work
from different states, but always
communicate through video
calls)?
Semi-retired print journalist, law
school refugee
Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and
3.8m answer views
Dear Boss,
Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently
hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me.
Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a
gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin
lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye
while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all
have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then
Love,
Ме

Apparently, Disappointed, and Love: How should I respond to my boss
who fired me via email and let him
know that I'm very disappointed
that he did not have the courtesy
to do this face-to-face (we work
from different states, but always
communicate through video
calls)?
Semi-retired print journalist, law
school refugee
Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and
3.8m answer views
Dear Boss,
Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently
hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me.
Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a
gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin
lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye
while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all
have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then
Love,
Ме

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Drunk, Funny, and McDonalds: anonymous asked: What's the most Australian sentence you can string together drinkyourfuckingmilk answered: "oi cunt if we're going on a maccas run d'ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh? myfriendscallmekazzy: charlesoberonn: drinkyourfuckingmilk: the-queen-geek: What does that mean "hey friend, if we're going to drive to mcdonalds do you think we could stop to pick up some cigarettes from the gas/service station and then some alcohol from the liqour store so we can get really drunk, or would you prefer not to? cunt" means friend Cunt does indeed mean friend in Australian this is a real fact All funny, no filler. #funnyjokes

Drunk, Funny, and McDonalds: anonymous asked:
What's the most Australian sentence you can string together
drinkyourfuckingmilk answered:
"oi cunt if we're going on a maccas run d'ya think we could stop
to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from
the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?
myfriendscallmekazzy:
charlesoberonn:
drinkyourfuckingmilk:
the-queen-geek:
What does that mean
"hey friend, if we're going to drive to mcdonalds do you think we
could stop to pick up some cigarettes from the gas/service station
and then some alcohol from the liqour store so we can get really
drunk, or would you prefer not to?
cunt" means friend
Cunt does indeed mean friend in Australian this is a real fact
All funny, no filler. #funnyjokes

Drunk, Funny, and McDonalds: anonymous asked:
What's the most Australian sentence you can string together
drinkyourfuckingmilk answered:
"oi cunt if we're going on a maccas run d'ya think we could stop
to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from
the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?
myfriendscallmekazzy:
charlesoberonn:
drinkyourfuckingmilk:
the-queen-geek:
What does that mean
"hey friend, if we're going to drive to mcdonalds do you think we
could stop to pick up some cigarettes from the gas/service station
and then some alcohol from the liqour store so we can get really
drunk, or would you prefer not to?
cunt" means friend
Cunt does indeed mean friend in Australian this is a real fact
All funny, no filler. #funnyjokes

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Apparently, Head, and Anonymous: anonymous asked: What the fuck is a dreamworks face sonicthehedgegod answered: FILMORUNK AME this face absolita #okay no but this is so much funnier to me now#because i went to dreamworks and met one of the head animators#and apparently everyone knows about the dreamworks face#and complains about it#but the marketing people keep doing it for some reason

Apparently, Head, and Anonymous: anonymous asked:
What the fuck is a dreamworks face
sonicthehedgegod answered:
FILMORUNK
AME
this face
absolita
#okay no but this is so much funnier to me now#because i went to
dreamworks and met one of the head animators#and apparently everyone
knows about the dreamworks face#and complains about it#but the
marketing people keep doing it for some reason

Apparently, Head, and Anonymous: anonymous asked:
What the fuck is a dreamworks face
sonicthehedgegod answered:
FILMORUNK
AME
this face
absolita
#okay no but this is so much funnier to me now#because i went to
dreamworks and met one of the head animators#and apparently everyone
knows about the dreamworks face#and complains about it#but the
marketing people keep doing it for some reason

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Love, Nintendo, and Saw: becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys Years ago, my husband sent an email to Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions about Mario 64; stuff like "How do Bobombs reproduce?" and "Who does the second baby penguin belong to?" and that. I bring it up because one of the fifty-odd questions asked was "Why is there no furniture in Princess Peach's castle?" Nintendo of Europe answered every question, so l can canonically tell you that Princess Peach is so rich that she owns two castles, one for furniture and one for all her artwork. (In case you're wondering, the answers to the other two are "Through a mixture of gunpowder and love" and "No one. It is its own penguin.") purple-possibilities There's extra, and then theres Princess Peach Need A Distraction? These 17 Great Tumblr Posts I Saw This Week Will Help

Love, Nintendo, and Saw: becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys
Years ago, my husband sent an email to
Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions
about Mario 64; stuff like "How do Bobombs
reproduce?" and "Who does the second baby
penguin belong to?" and that. I bring it up
because one of the fifty-odd questions asked
was "Why is there no furniture in Princess
Peach's castle?"
Nintendo of Europe answered every question,
so l can canonically tell you that Princess Peach
is so rich that she owns two castles, one for
furniture and one for all her artwork.
(In case you're wondering, the answers to the
other two are "Through a mixture of gunpowder
and love" and "No one. It is its own penguin.")
purple-possibilities
There's extra, and then theres Princess Peach
Need A Distraction? These 17 Great Tumblr Posts I Saw This Week Will Help

Love, Nintendo, and Saw: becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys
Years ago, my husband sent an email to
Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions
about Mario 64; stuff like "How do Bobombs
reproduce?" and "Who does the second baby
penguin belong to?" and that. I bring it up
because one of the fifty-odd questions asked
was "Why is there no furniture in Princess
Peach's castle?"
Nintendo of Europe answered every question,
so l can canonically tell you that Princess Peach
is so rich that she owns two castles, one for
furniture and one for all her artwork.
(In case you're wondering, the answers to the
other two are "Through a mixture of gunpowder
and love" and "No one. It is its own penguin.")
purple-possibilities
There's extra, and then theres Princess Peach
Need A Distraction? These 17 Great Tumblr Posts I Saw This Week Will Help

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Beautiful, Bitch, and Children: kalichnikov
"Terf is a slur used to silence us" dang bitch wish it worked shut the fuck up
Source: kalichnikov

nermish-ish-blog asked:
BORK!
What the heck is a terf? Thought it was a trans slur but idk now.
paper-mario-wiki answered:
trans exclusive radical feminist.
basically a shitty person, usually a really angry talk-to-your-
manager type woman who believe trans women shouldnt have a
say in feminist issues because they arent "real" women.
paper-mario-wiki
also they tend to reclaim the lesbian D*ke slur a LOT which is weird.
criticalfrog|
Transwomen are male. Males do not get to speak about feminism
because they are men. You are also a man and should not speak on
feminism
|radicalyobi
feminism is not for males
paper-mario-wiki
cool, youre fundamentally and objectively incorrect, and also dont talk
anymore

4:47 AM-12 Apr 2019
36,016 Retweets 90,837 Likes
gahdamnpunk
Beautiful
cial
honey-harpe
It's almost as if it's not damaging their self esteem, image to their classmates,
and wow it's like people want to be treated with kindness
a-room-of-my-own
I tried that with kids at a summer camp I worked at about 10 years ago. They
had activities after lunch and I proposed dancing and relaxation. They loved it.
The especially cute thing was one day, I brought a few CDs of Roma music, I'm
a big fan so I have quite a few from Django Reinhardt manouche jazz to Roma
folk songs. There were Roma children from Kosovo, but I didn't know if the
songs were in their language or not. Turned out they were and the kids were
just
happy! That's one of my fondest memories of that summer. They taught
SO
the lyrics to the other children (and to me ha!) and also how to dance. As for
relaxation, one hyperactive boy came everyday and really appreciated it.

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Beautiful, Bitch, and Children: kalichnikov
"Terf is a slur used to silence us" dang bitch wish it worked shut the fuck up
Source: kalichnikov

nermish-ish-blog asked:
BORK!
What the heck is a terf? Thought it was a trans slur but idk now.
paper-mario-wiki answered:
trans exclusive radical feminist.
basically a shitty person, usually a really angry talk-to-your-
manager type woman who believe trans women shouldnt have a
say in feminist issues because they arent "real" women.
paper-mario-wiki
also they tend to reclaim the lesbian D*ke slur a LOT which is weird.
criticalfrog|
Transwomen are male. Males do not get to speak about feminism
because they are men. You are also a man and should not speak on
feminism
|radicalyobi
feminism is not for males
paper-mario-wiki
cool, youre fundamentally and objectively incorrect, and also dont talk
anymore

4:47 AM-12 Apr 2019
36,016 Retweets 90,837 Likes
gahdamnpunk
Beautiful
cial
honey-harpe
It's almost as if it's not damaging their self esteem, image to their classmates,
and wow it's like people want to be treated with kindness
a-room-of-my-own
I tried that with kids at a summer camp I worked at about 10 years ago. They
had activities after lunch and I proposed dancing and relaxation. They loved it.
The especially cute thing was one day, I brought a few CDs of Roma music, I'm
a big fan so I have quite a few from Django Reinhardt manouche jazz to Roma
folk songs. There were Roma children from Kosovo, but I didn't know if the
songs were in their language or not. Turned out they were and the kids were
just
happy! That's one of my fondest memories of that summer. They taught
SO
the lyrics to the other children (and to me ha!) and also how to dance. As for
relaxation, one hyperactive boy came everyday and really appreciated it.

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God, Teacher, and Bible: If Christians read the Bible to get closer to God, what do atheists read to further intensify their non-belief? Adi Chanda, Teacher (2007-present) Answered Wed The same, actually

God, Teacher, and Bible: If Christians read the Bible
to get closer to God, what do
atheists read to further
intensify their non-belief?
Adi Chanda, Teacher (2007-present)
Answered Wed
The same, actually

God, Teacher, and Bible: If Christians read the Bible
to get closer to God, what do
atheists read to further
intensify their non-belief?
Adi Chanda, Teacher (2007-present)
Answered Wed
The same, actually

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God, Memes, and Power: I pray because I believe. in the power of prayer I pray because I have no doubt that God has answered my prayers I pray because God allowed me to wake up to see another day No matter what others think or say Iwill pray

God, Memes, and Power: I pray because I believe.
in the power of prayer
I pray because I have no
doubt that God has
answered my prayers
I pray because God
allowed me to wake up
to see another day
No matter what others
think or say
Iwill pray

God, Memes, and Power: I pray because I believe.
in the power of prayer
I pray because I have no
doubt that God has
answered my prayers
I pray because God
allowed me to wake up
to see another day
No matter what others
think or say
Iwill pray

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Donkey, God, and Memes: rumen @kngarou My bible teacher asked the class "What biblical character had conversation with a donkey?" and my little sister answered "Shrek" OLY BIBLE Oh god, one more Shrek movie. Amen. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZyeIWu

Donkey, God, and Memes: rumen
@kngarou
My bible teacher asked the class
"What biblical character had
conversation with a donkey?" and my
little sister answered "Shrek"
OLY
BIBLE
Oh god, one more Shrek movie. Amen. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZyeIWu

Donkey, God, and Memes: rumen
@kngarou
My bible teacher asked the class
"What biblical character had
conversation with a donkey?" and my
little sister answered "Shrek"
OLY
BIBLE
Oh god, one more Shrek movie. Amen. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZyeIWu

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Dank, Donkey, and God: rumen @kngarou My bible teacher asked the class "What biblical character had conversation with a donkey?" and my little sister answered "Shrek" OLY BIBLE Oh god, one more Shrek movie. Amen. by SwooshArts MORE MEMES

Dank, Donkey, and God: rumen
@kngarou
My bible teacher asked the class
"What biblical character had
conversation with a donkey?" and my
little sister answered "Shrek"
OLY
BIBLE
Oh god, one more Shrek movie. Amen. by SwooshArts
MORE MEMES

Dank, Donkey, and God: rumen
@kngarou
My bible teacher asked the class
"What biblical character had
conversation with a donkey?" and my
little sister answered "Shrek"
OLY
BIBLE
Oh god, one more Shrek movie. Amen. by SwooshArts
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Girl, Hope, and All The: This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep and the guy beside her took her clicker and answered all the question so she still got credit i hope they get married

Girl, Hope, and All The: This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep
and the guy beside her took her
clicker and answered all the question
so she still got credit
i hope they get married

Girl, Hope, and All The: This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep
and the guy beside her took her
clicker and answered all the question
so she still got credit
i hope they get married

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Life, Memes, and Happy: I am praying that September is filled with answered prayers, miracles,progress, and Success. Happy Life <3

Life, Memes, and Happy: I am praying
that September
is filled with
answered prayers,
miracles,progress,
and Success.
Happy Life
<3

Life, Memes, and Happy: I am praying
that September
is filled with
answered prayers,
miracles,progress,
and Success.
Happy Life
<3

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Huh, True, and Work: Alexandre Kouyoumdjian, PhD Human-Computer Interaction, Université Paris-Saclay (2018) + Answered Aug 23 Upvoted by Sayantan Das, B.tech Computer Science (2020) and Ankit Sharma, MS Computer Science, Northeastern University (2016) My wife Hey, look, I found a job offer for a research position: "Compiler research scientist". That sounds great, you should apply! Ме - Hmm, I'm sure that's really interesting work, but I don't really know much about compiling What are you talking about? My wife Ме - Huh? Well, it's true. I mean, I did take one class about compiling back when I was working toward my bachelor's, but that was ages ago, and just one class But you're always working next to My wife me and constantly telling me that you're compiling! I found that adorable. Damn that was way too adorable! Compiling != expert in compiler

Huh, True, and Work: Alexandre Kouyoumdjian, PhD
Human-Computer Interaction,
Université Paris-Saclay (2018)
+
Answered Aug 23 Upvoted by Sayantan
Das, B.tech Computer Science (2020) and
Ankit Sharma, MS Computer Science,
Northeastern University (2016)
My wife Hey, look, I found a job offer for a
research position: "Compiler research
scientist". That sounds great, you should
apply!
Ме
- Hmm, I'm sure that's really interesting
work, but I don't really know much about
compiling
What are you talking about?
My wife
Ме
- Huh? Well, it's true. I mean, I did take
one class about compiling back when I was
working toward my bachelor's, but that was
ages ago, and just one class
But you're always working next to
My wife
me and constantly telling me that you're
compiling!
I found that adorable.
Damn that was way too adorable! Compiling != expert in compiler

Huh, True, and Work: Alexandre Kouyoumdjian, PhD
Human-Computer Interaction,
Université Paris-Saclay (2018)
+
Answered Aug 23 Upvoted by Sayantan
Das, B.tech Computer Science (2020) and
Ankit Sharma, MS Computer Science,
Northeastern University (2016)
My wife Hey, look, I found a job offer for a
research position: "Compiler research
scientist". That sounds great, you should
apply!
Ме
- Hmm, I'm sure that's really interesting
work, but I don't really know much about
compiling
What are you talking about?
My wife
Ме
- Huh? Well, it's true. I mean, I did take
one class about compiling back when I was
working toward my bachelor's, but that was
ages ago, and just one class
But you're always working next to
My wife
me and constantly telling me that you're
compiling!
I found that adorable.
Damn that was way too adorable! Compiling != expert in compiler

Damn that was way too adorable! Compiling != expert in compiler

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Life, Love, and Memes: What is difference between "I like you" and "I love you." Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

Life, Love, and Memes: What is difference
between "I like you" and
"I love you." Beautifully
answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower,
you just pluck it. But when
you love a flower, you
water it daily." One who
understands this,
understands life.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

Life, Love, and Memes: What is difference
between "I like you" and
"I love you." Beautifully
answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower,
you just pluck it. But when
you love a flower, you
water it daily." One who
understands this,
understands life.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

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Animals, Desperate, and Dogs: Clifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog. Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem. Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town. Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townstfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll. Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two. "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident. "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually" He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with you." "You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM lolzandtrollz:Big Red Dog

Animals, Desperate, and Dogs: Clifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara
OH MY GOD
Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either
Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency
developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog.
Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They
are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side
Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately
the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape
Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
movie
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and
we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods
constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town
one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the
hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture
footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is
destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides
Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer)
gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother
wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free,
immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant
cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
Clifford is down for the count, when the townstfolk, recognizing that
Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
enough for him to finish the beast off for good
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more But the
legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth
knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride
into battle against the forces of evil once more
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of
waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white.
The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out
to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in
the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself
into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore
from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a
hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
arms around himself to fight off the cold
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
threat to the two.
"Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf,
worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the
Birdwell Island incident.
"And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously
Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot
in common, actually" He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on.
was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly
excited to talk with you."
"You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you
work for?"
The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you
about the Avengers Initiative.
VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
lolzandtrollz:Big Red Dog

Animals, Desperate, and Dogs: Clifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara
OH MY GOD
Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either
Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency
developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog.
Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They
are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side
Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately
the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape
Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
movie
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and
we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods
constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town
one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the
hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture
footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is
destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides
Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer)
gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother
wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free,
immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant
cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
Clifford is down for the count, when the townstfolk, recognizing that
Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
enough for him to finish the beast off for good
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more But the
legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth
knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride
into battle against the forces of evil once more
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of
waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white.
The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out
to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in
the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself
into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore
from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a
hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
arms around himself to fight off the cold
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
threat to the two.
"Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf,
worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the
Birdwell Island incident.
"And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously
Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot
in common, actually" He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on.
was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly
excited to talk with you."
"You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you
work for?"
The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you
about the Avengers Initiative.
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God, Memes, and 🤖: If God has ever answered your prayers give Him praise. <3

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Girl, Hope, and All The: This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep and the guy beside her took her clicker and answered all the question so she still got credit i hope they get married

Girl, Hope, and All The: This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep
and the guy beside her took her
clicker and answered all the question
so she still got credit
i hope they get married

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Lol, Tumblr, and Anonymous: JASKER etumble Anonymous said: What's your icon of? I'd hate to ask. But I'm so curious! I apologize if you've already answered this question, but it's gorgeous and I simply have to know! jasker: ahh my icon is my gemsona, moss agate! that pictures a bit old so HERE IS A NEW MOSS! this time without cape, i dont think ive ever drawn her without her cape lolactually i think ill… update my icon to this too lol

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Fucking, Funny, and God: overlyspecificmcrmemes 2019-08-17 23:26 in an hour August 17th 2019, 10:26:28 pm 4 minutes ago pat "e-girl" gill asked: ok so im just sittin around rn and i suddenly remembered when i saw mcr on my super sweet 16 on mtv back in the day and i couldnt tell if it was real or a fever dream but it was real alright nope that was a real thing they were on my super sweet 16 Ask overlyspecificmcrmemes a question #answered #anon #i had to google it #but yea they did tgat 97 1 note cripplepunkdyke: overlyspecificmcrmemes: cripplepunkdyke: @overlyspecificmcrmemes i forgot i did this earlier and now i’m losing my fucking mind you asked that??dskfjksahdfa holy shit sorry about ur mind hope it recovers 😔😔 DKFNGFDKNGFDKLNGFD NO I DIDNT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PAT E-GIRL GILL THING OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT i am Jared 19 fuck that’s so funny im gonna cryyy

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2019-08-17 23:26 in an hour
August 17th 2019, 10:26:28 pm 4 minutes ago
pat "e-girl" gill asked:
ok so im just sittin around rn and i suddenly remembered
when i saw mcr on my super sweet 16 on mtv back in the day
and i couldnt tell if it was real or a fever dream but it was real
alright
nope that was a real thing they were on my super sweet 16
Ask overlyspecificmcrmemes a question #answered #anon
#i had to google it #but yea they did tgat
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cripplepunkdyke:

overlyspecificmcrmemes:
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@overlyspecificmcrmemes i forgot i did this earlier and now i’m losing my fucking mind

you asked that??dskfjksahdfa holy shit sorry about ur mind hope it recovers 😔😔

DKFNGFDKNGFDKLNGFD NO I DIDNT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PAT E-GIRL GILL THING

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2019-08-17 23:26 in an hour
August 17th 2019, 10:26:28 pm 4 minutes ago
pat "e-girl" gill asked:
ok so im just sittin around rn and i suddenly remembered
when i saw mcr on my super sweet 16 on mtv back in the day
and i couldnt tell if it was real or a fever dream but it was real
alright
nope that was a real thing they were on my super sweet 16
Ask overlyspecificmcrmemes a question #answered #anon
#i had to google it #but yea they did tgat
97
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cripplepunkdyke:

overlyspecificmcrmemes:
cripplepunkdyke:

@overlyspecificmcrmemes i forgot i did this earlier and now i’m losing my fucking mind

you asked that??dskfjksahdfa holy shit sorry about ur mind hope it recovers 😔😔

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2019-08-17 23:26 in an hour
August 17th 2019, 10:26:28 pm 4 minutes ago
pat "e-girl" gill asked:
ok so im just sittin around rn and i suddenly remembered
when i saw mcr on my super sweet 16 on mtv back in the day
and i couldnt tell if it was real or a fever dream but it was real
alright
nope that was a real thing they were on my super sweet 16
Ask overlyspecificmcrmemes a question #answered #anon
#i had to google it #but yea they did tgat
97
1 note
cripplepunkdyke:@overlyspecificmcrmemes i forgot i did this earlier and now i’m losing my fucking mindyou asked that??dskfjksahdfa holy shit sorry about ur mind hope it recovers 😔😔

Fucking, Google, and Mtv: overlyspecificmcrmemes
2019-08-17 23:26 in an hour
August 17th 2019, 10:26:28 pm 4 minutes ago
pat "e-girl" gill asked:
ok so im just sittin around rn and i suddenly remembered
when i saw mcr on my super sweet 16 on mtv back in the day
and i couldnt tell if it was real or a fever dream but it was real
alright
nope that was a real thing they were on my super sweet 16
Ask overlyspecificmcrmemes a question #answered #anon
#i had to google it #but yea they did tgat
97
1 note
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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: condomnation answered your question: what's the saddest movie you've ever seen? Aa if we're gonna be honest the only movie ive cried at in theater was megamind and i don't know why coolator: i want this framed

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saddest movie you've
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question: what's the
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Internet, Best, and Murphy's Law: standard-dingo Follow Murphy's Law Murphy's law states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer. What are some examples where you applied this law? ooo Follow Request Answer More 1 ANSWER David Donnelly, Freelancer Answered Nov 20, 2018 This is Cunningham's Law and not Murphy's Law Murphy's Law is "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" kirboob Outstanding uiove Source: catchymemes Practical applications of internet laws

Internet, Best, and Murphy's Law: standard-dingo Follow
Murphy's Law
Murphy's law states that the best
way to get the right answer on the
internet is not to ask a question; it's
to post the wrong answer. What are
some examples where you applied
this law?
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This is Cunningham's Law and not Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law is "Anything that can go wrong will go
wrong"
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Practical applications of internet laws

Internet, Best, and Murphy's Law: standard-dingo Follow
Murphy's Law
Murphy's law states that the best
way to get the right answer on the
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to post the wrong answer. What are
some examples where you applied
this law?
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David Donnelly, Freelancer
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This is Cunningham's Law and not Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law is "Anything that can go wrong will go
wrong"
kirboob
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Dank, Friends, and Iphone: Akosuahmav Icalled my boyfriend with my friend's phone and he answered 'hey my love .He just knew it was me. I love him so much 09:33 22/07/2019 Twitter for iPhone somethingis wrong I can feel it Someone’s in trouble. by scrom-hulios MORE MEMES

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Life, House, and Time: For the very first time in my life, a tall
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