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Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life
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America, Bad, and Clock: commented on this 1hr- If starting ww3 and getting millions of people killed is what it takes to push narratives that I like than so be it, sacrifices are needed to make progress That progress shall begin in 5 more days Like CommentShare Holy fuck, ww3 is not happening and I don't know what would ever make you think it would Like Reply 38 mins WW3 will happen sooner or later its inevitable. It might not happen this year or the next but it will happen before the next century Like Reply 32 mins Fair enough, I guess Who knows though, nukes could be disarmed and conventional warfare could es..okay, Ireally don't know Anything's possible Like Reply-26 mins With America being hellbent on antagonizing Russia, the odds of that are being increased by a good lot isn't it? Like Reply 18 mins Have you heard of the Doomsday Clock? Like Reply 18 mins Nah, but with increasing political tensions and the X increasing push for marxism in our politics and our education a war is certain When and how many lives will be sacrificed remains to be seen. Humanity won't die off, but there will be suffering that makes ww2 look like a boy scout exercise Like Reply 15 mins Gonna try and build a bunker and hide underground before then Like Reply 14 mins You guys could have had Trump beaten by a landslide if the greed and arrogance of the democrat party didn't pick a sociopathic lunatic for a front runner. Either way you best get working on it if either of them win Like Reply-8 mins Isn't Canada kinda fucked too at this rate? Alternatively, I could go up there but eh Like Reply-8 mins Write a comment.. memehumor: World War II wasnโ€™t that bad anyways
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