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Taken, Photos, and Two: Two photos taken an hour apart, before and after adoption.

Two photos taken an hour apart, before and after adoption.

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Beautiful, Family, and Girl: Volunteered at a pet adoption event and couldn't help but adopt this beautiful girl to be apart of our family.

Volunteered at a pet adoption event and couldn't help but adopt this beautiful girl to be apart of our family.

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American Idol, Ass, and Bad: X 38m Honestly, my ideal date is just something slow easy like a simple dinner where she talks for a long time and we end of having awesome, passionate sex once we get home. t 1 Share 7 the entire lunch. So the lunch finally ends, to fuck off, and the three of us go to the local skate park. We are sitting in my car, I go to the back seat and my date tells the model to start giving me a hand job while she watches. Bro, I'm about to have three way! This was turning out to be the greatest day of my fuckin life! But....NOPE! Fuckin hit a brick wall. The model out of nowhere; after politely tell my friend we First date I ever had turned out to be the most frustrating affair of my entire teens. I finally asked out the hot ass chick in my anatomy class if she wanted to just get a bite with me some time. She actually insisted that we do it that week during school. Day finally arrives and she choose to invited her hot ass friend to come along to chipotle|| beginning to undress; decides to drop the bomb with us. Her friend was a legit local model while the girl I asked out was an American Idol hopeful |(that I actually thought sucked at singing), But I didn't care, she was a total babe. a that she was raped once and wasn't feeling this. I legit couldn't believe this was happening, one min I have two goddesses in the back seat ready to get it on, the next min the other one is asking to be picked up by one of her friends. Well fuck her, I could still have my original date and get it on with her sexy ass. But once again... nope. The model had completely ruined the mood. My date just wanted to go back to school and proceeded to tell me later that days that she only wanted to be friends. What a bunch of fuckin teasing bitches. Anyways, that's where all hell started to break loose, I was stupid enough to tell my best friend at the time about this and he decided to crash the party. I legit thought he would have rooted for me, but instead also skipped school and decided to show up at chipotle right as we arrived. I guess he just wanted to see if I was lying and when I'm he found out I wasn't, was tryin to get with the model I later found out that my date had actually moved to California with her horrific Ex and proceeded to get verbally and physically abused for years. In fact I heard shit aot so bad that she moved back to this Add a comment 37% 8:13 PM 37%自8:13 PM X t 1 Share 7 t 1 Share $7 Yeah sorry/ not sorry. In all fairness, you did ask what our first date was like... so there you go.You got your answers. Sorry it offend you. (In a serious note, if your first date was turning into a three way... then didn't in about 8 seconds flat... how would you feel? Cuz speaking from experience, it's pretty fuckin terrible. It's like winning the lottery ticket and then have to watch someone burn it right in front of you.) Call me a gross disgusting asshole all you want, but maybe you should wait to call me such names until you're put in a position where every sexual fantasy you have ever had is literally unfolding right in front of you, and then taken away in a matter of seconds. (Yeah she said she was raped... but undressing and getting ready to get it on, to only then back out when your friend gives you some suggestions on how we can start having some real fun is a shocking pill to Swallow when you're a 17 year old kid who is literally seconds away from is first sexual experience... that happens to be a three way.) to California with her horrific Ex and proceeded to get verbally and physically abused for years. In fact I heard shit got so bad that she moved back to this state without her kids. Don't know anything else, but frankly... fuck that bitch. She has a right to do what she wants, but completely cock teased me while doing so. Call me cold or monstrous, but couldn't care less that her life fell apart in cali. She didn't give me ass and neither did her friend. My first sexual experience was turning out to be a three way, and it was frankly stolen from me. Ten years later, and I'm still sour about it. Fuck those bitches. Reply Vote Egghammac 36m Wow. Wow.Wow. You're an asshole. A gross disgusting asshole. m reah sorry/ not sorry. In all fairness, you did ask what our first date was like... so there you go. You got your answers. Sorry it offend you. Vote Egghammac Tn a cerinus nnto ifuour firct date wc 1m Add a comment Add a comment X Not sure if this fits but definitely entitled piece of crap
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Charlie, Complex, and Crazy: gallusrostromegalus So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said: "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it's date night." And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?" "He's three. "Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it's such a hassle-" And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not "dog" because I always think of Charlie as "good boy" but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a so I can't just tell her that neurodivergent child, Charlie is a dog because then she'll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on. So the rest of the haircut became a game of "how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?" And the answer is "enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if l'm specific enough" gallusrostromegalus "is he very verbal?" on who he's with. He's very "It really depends quiet at he but won't shut up if he's at the park or has a friend over." "was it hard to potty-train him?" "he's adopted, but I was how good he already genuinely amazed at was with hygene and potty stuff." "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!" "I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them." "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!" "yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones. "Does he throw tantrums when they break?" "Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he's not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree." gallusrostromegalus The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew. Human or dog?

Human or dog?

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