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    Friends, New York, and Respect: Neil Henderson
 @hendopolis
 Follow
 A 16 year old has written a thought
 provoking letter to the Times this
 morning. pic.twitter.com/g3eUhirnnz
 悏Reply Retweeted ā˜…Favorite More

 Annoyed
 Sir, I am getting increasingly
 annoyed at the barrage of
 articles about teenagers, and the
 adults who keep trying to
 explain our behaviour "Moods
 and meltdowns: what's inside
 the teenage brain?, Mar 1)
 I am 16 and a straight-A
 student, like most of my friends.
 We are not as irrational and
 immature as adults seem to
 think. We've grown up with
 financial crises and accept that
 most of us will be unemployed
 We no longer flinch at bloody
 images of war because we've
 grown up seeing the chaos in
 the Middle East and elsewhere
 Most of us are cynical and
 pessimistic because of the
 environment we've grown up in
 which should be explanation
 enough for our apparent
 insolence and disrespect,
 without "experts" having to
 write articles about it.
 Has no one ever seen that we
 are angry at the world we live
 in? Angry that we will have to
 clean up your mess, while you
 hold us in contempt, analysing
 our responses as though we
 were another species?
 I would like adults to treat us
 not as strange creatures from
 other world but as human
 beings with intelligent thought
 - a little different from yours,
 perhaps, but intelligent thought
 nonetheless
 Stop teaching adults how to
 behave around us, and instead
 teach them to respect us
 Jenni Herd
 Kilmarnock, E Ayrshire
raeseddon:

tiffanarchy:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD


dang Jenni, GO OFF


Teenages: Treat us like people
New York Times: What does this perplexing creature want from us? We may never know.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Friends, New York, and Respect: Neil Henderson
 @hendopolis
 Follow
 A 16 year old has written a thought
 provoking letter to the Times this
 morning. pic.twitter.com/g3eUhirnnz
 悏Reply Retweeted ā˜…Favorite More

 Annoyed
 Sir, I am getting increasingly
 annoyed at the barrage of
 articles about teenagers, and the
 adults who keep trying to
 explain our behaviour "Moods
 and meltdowns: what's inside
 the teenage brain?, Mar 1)
 I am 16 and a straight-A
 student, like most of my friends.
 We are not as irrational and
 immature as adults seem to
 think. We've grown up with
 financial crises and accept that
 most of us will be unemployed
 We no longer flinch at bloody
 images of war because we've
 grown up seeing the chaos in
 the Middle East and elsewhere
 Most of us are cynical and
 pessimistic because of the
 environment we've grown up in
 which should be explanation
 enough for our apparent
 insolence and disrespect,
 without "experts" having to
 write articles about it.
 Has no one ever seen that we
 are angry at the world we live
 in? Angry that we will have to
 clean up your mess, while you
 hold us in contempt, analysing
 our responses as though we
 were another species?
 I would like adults to treat us
 not as strange creatures from
 other world but as human
 beings with intelligent thought
 - a little different from yours,
 perhaps, but intelligent thought
 nonetheless
 Stop teaching adults how to
 behave around us, and instead
 teach them to respect us
 Jenni Herd
 Kilmarnock, E Ayrshire
raeseddon:

tiffanarchy:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD


dang Jenni, GO OFF


Teenages: Treat us like people
New York Times: What does this perplexing creature want from us? We may never know.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
raeseddon:

tiffanarchy:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD


dang Jenni, GO OFF


Teenages: Treat us like people
New York Times: What does t...

                
            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Girls, Life, and Love: Jane Austen more more likely to
 have had sex with a woman than a
 man, says historian
 'People often long to know if the eternal spinster Jane
 Austen ever had sex with a man. The answer is almost
 certainly not,' says Lucy Worsley

 The idea that Charlotte Brontƫ, the apparent goddess of hetero-
 sexual romance, was in love with a woman for most of her life, in
 a way that would today be described as lesbian, might come as a
 shock, yet it is not entirely new. Most notably, E.F. Benson in
 his biography of Charlotte Brontƫ, written in 1932, described
 her relationship with Ellen Nussey as 'an emotional thread that
 for years was the vividest colour in Charlotte's life'. More
 directly, he assessed it as 'one of those violent homosexual
 attachments' and found it 'reasonable to conclude that for a
 considerable period of her life, her emotional reactions were
 towards women rather than men'. Even earlier, Vita Sackville-
 West, a lesbian herself, who kept a photograph of Charlotte
 Brontƫ on her desk, wrote in her Journal that the letters of
 Charlotte to Ellen were 'love-letters pure and simple' and left
 little doubt in one's mind as to what Charlotte's tendencies
 really were'2 Ernest Raymond in his book In the Steps of the
 Brontes (1948) described Charlotte's feelings for Ellen as 'a hot

 In Little Women, Alcott based her
 heroine "Jo" on herself. But whereas Jo
 marries at the end of the story, Alcott
 remained single throughout her life. She
 explained her "spinsterhood" in an
 interview with Louise Chandler Moulton,
 "I am more than half-persuaded that l
 am a man's soul put by some freak of
 nature into a woman's body because
 I have fallen in love with so many pretty
 girls and never once the least bit with
 any man." However, Alcott's romance
mysong5:alright!!!!!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Girls, Life, and Love: Jane Austen more more likely to
 have had sex with a woman than a
 man, says historian
 'People often long to know if the eternal spinster Jane
 Austen ever had sex with a man. The answer is almost
 certainly not,' says Lucy Worsley

 The idea that Charlotte Brontƫ, the apparent goddess of hetero-
 sexual romance, was in love with a woman for most of her life, in
 a way that would today be described as lesbian, might come as a
 shock, yet it is not entirely new. Most notably, E.F. Benson in
 his biography of Charlotte Brontƫ, written in 1932, described
 her relationship with Ellen Nussey as 'an emotional thread that
 for years was the vividest colour in Charlotte's life'. More
 directly, he assessed it as 'one of those violent homosexual
 attachments' and found it 'reasonable to conclude that for a
 considerable period of her life, her emotional reactions were
 towards women rather than men'. Even earlier, Vita Sackville-
 West, a lesbian herself, who kept a photograph of Charlotte
 Brontƫ on her desk, wrote in her Journal that the letters of
 Charlotte to Ellen were 'love-letters pure and simple' and left
 little doubt in one's mind as to what Charlotte's tendencies
 really were'2 Ernest Raymond in his book In the Steps of the
 Brontes (1948) described Charlotte's feelings for Ellen as 'a hot

 In Little Women, Alcott based her
 heroine "Jo" on herself. But whereas Jo
 marries at the end of the story, Alcott
 remained single throughout her life. She
 explained her "spinsterhood" in an
 interview with Louise Chandler Moulton,
 "I am more than half-persuaded that l
 am a man's soul put by some freak of
 nature into a woman's body because
 I have fallen in love with so many pretty
 girls and never once the least bit with
 any man." However, Alcott's romance
mysong5:alright!!!!!
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Being Alone, Club, and cnn.com: Strange Fruit.
 @LaEtchi
 If I'm "cockblocking" my friend it's
 because she wants me to do it,
 trust me lol
 09/04/2014 13:55
alloutofreeds:
im-not-trash-im-recyclable:

blazeblastomega:

gordoananke:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that.Ā 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, donā€™t seem to hard.

cause the word ā€œnoā€ is not in yaā€™ll vocabulary.

A woman says no, I donā€™t want to go to prom with you, and getsĀ stabbed to death.
A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on aĀ shooting spree.Ā 
A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and isĀ shot outside the club.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.Ā 
A woman say no, Iā€™m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
A woman says no, we arenā€™t married any more, leave me alone, and a manĀ shoots her to death.
A woman says no, we work together but Iā€™m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst sheā€™s working.Ā 
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to sleep with you, and a manĀ rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
A woman says no, Iā€™m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You donā€™t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.

oh

I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it. 


I would like to add:
A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Club, and cnn.com: Strange Fruit.
 @LaEtchi
 If I'm "cockblocking" my friend it's
 because she wants me to do it,
 trust me lol
 09/04/2014 13:55
alloutofreeds:
im-not-trash-im-recyclable:

blazeblastomega:

gordoananke:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that.Ā 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, donā€™t seem to hard.

cause the word ā€œnoā€ is not in yaā€™ll vocabulary.

A woman says no, I donā€™t want to go to prom with you, and getsĀ stabbed to death.
A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on aĀ shooting spree.Ā 
A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and isĀ shot outside the club.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.Ā 
A woman say no, Iā€™m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
A woman says no, we arenā€™t married any more, leave me alone, and a manĀ shoots her to death.
A woman says no, we work together but Iā€™m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst sheā€™s working.Ā 
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to sleep with you, and a manĀ rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
A woman says no, Iā€™m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You donā€™t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.

oh

I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it. 


I would like to add:
A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Being Alone, Facts, and Fucking: TIME TO FACE THE FACTS
 SEX BOTS ARE FEMALE GENOCIDE
 WHEN SEX BOTS ARE
 CELEBRATED AS
 " THE FUTURE
 WOMEN ARE DESTINED TO
 BECOME PART OF THE PAST
 @XXWOMENAGAINSTSEXBOT & WOMENAGAINSTSEXBOTS.TUMBLR.COM
xdarylofthebellsx:

libertarirynn:

ricwulf:

blackan08:


brett-caton:
Good god, the paranoid delusions of these people! I donā€™t see some popular movement screaming ā€œthe future is MALEā€.
Argh this just so fucking stupid


I dunno, I find this incredibly funny.
Think about the kind of person who would actually say this, and it becomes clear that replacing them, specifically, with sex robots would be a net gain.
These are the people that are devoid of a personality. They lack any and all depth. The only thing these bitter women have to offer is sex, the area that they currently hold the keys to (men are expected to court women, and a manā€™s consent is almost always assumed). Itā€™s even more apparent that itā€™s about maintaining control of this sphere when you look at birth control, and how Feminists have opposed male birth control pills in the past. 
Theyā€™re terrified that men will be able to get sex without them, because without sex theyā€™re nothing.
Meanwhile, back in reality, most women wonā€™t freak out over this. They might think itā€™s icky and be uncomfortable (and I agree to a certain extent), but theyā€™re more than just sex and they know that. They have nothing to fear because that isnā€™t all they offer. Because women are more than their vagina. 

15 sex bots broke into my room and killed me on site idk what youā€™re talking about.Also they make male sex robots too but I see almost no one talk about that for some reason šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

Shouldnā€™t radfems be glad that these exist because then men wonā€™t bother women for sex and fucking sex robots instead, leaving women alone? 

They donā€™t know what they fucking want. Half of them are political lesbians anyway so itā€™s not like they want to have sex with men to begin with. They also insist that women should be treated as more than just sex objects but then act like literal sex objects are replacing women.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Facts, and Fucking: TIME TO FACE THE FACTS
 SEX BOTS ARE FEMALE GENOCIDE
 WHEN SEX BOTS ARE
 CELEBRATED AS
 " THE FUTURE
 WOMEN ARE DESTINED TO
 BECOME PART OF THE PAST
 @XXWOMENAGAINSTSEXBOT & WOMENAGAINSTSEXBOTS.TUMBLR.COM
xdarylofthebellsx:

libertarirynn:

ricwulf:

blackan08:


brett-caton:
Good god, the paranoid delusions of these people! I donā€™t see some popular movement screaming ā€œthe future is MALEā€.
Argh this just so fucking stupid


I dunno, I find this incredibly funny.
Think about the kind of person who would actually say this, and it becomes clear that replacing them, specifically, with sex robots would be a net gain.
These are the people that are devoid of a personality. They lack any and all depth. The only thing these bitter women have to offer is sex, the area that they currently hold the keys to (men are expected to court women, and a manā€™s consent is almost always assumed). Itā€™s even more apparent that itā€™s about maintaining control of this sphere when you look at birth control, and how Feminists have opposed male birth control pills in the past. 
Theyā€™re terrified that men will be able to get sex without them, because without sex theyā€™re nothing.
Meanwhile, back in reality, most women wonā€™t freak out over this. They might think itā€™s icky and be uncomfortable (and I agree to a certain extent), but theyā€™re more than just sex and they know that. They have nothing to fear because that isnā€™t all they offer. Because women are more than their vagina. 

15 sex bots broke into my room and killed me on site idk what youā€™re talking about.Also they make male sex robots too but I see almost no one talk about that for some reason šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

Shouldnā€™t radfems be glad that these exist because then men wonā€™t bother women for sex and fucking sex robots instead, leaving women alone? 

They donā€™t know what they fucking want. Half of them are political lesbians anyway so itā€™s not like they want to have sex with men to begin with. They also insist that women should be treated as more than just sex objects but then act like literal sex objects are replacing women.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            




    Facts, Fucking, and Funny: TIME TO FACE THE FACTS
 SEX BOTS ARE FEMALE GENOCIDE
 WHEN SEX BOTS ARE
 CELEBRATED AS
 " THE FUTURE
 WOMEN ARE DESTINED TO
 BECOME PART OF THE PAST
 @XXWOMENAGAINSTSEXBOT & WOMENAGAINSTSEXBOTS.TUMBLR.COM
ricwulf:

blackan08:


brett-caton:
Good god, the paranoid delusions of these people! I donā€™t see some popular movement screaming ā€œthe future is MALEā€.
Argh this just so fucking stupid


I dunno, I find this incredibly funny.
Think about the kind of person who would actually say this, and it becomes clear that replacing them, specifically, with sex robots would be a net gain.
These are the people that are devoid of a personality. They lack any and all depth. The only thing these bitter women have to offer is sex, the area that they currently hold the keys to (men are expected to court women, and a manā€™s consent is almost always assumed). Itā€™s even more apparent that itā€™s about maintaining control of this sphere when you look at birth control, and how Feminists have opposed male birth control pills in the past. 
Theyā€™re terrified that men will be able to get sex without them, because without sex theyā€™re nothing.
Meanwhile, back in reality, most women wonā€™t freak out over this. They might think itā€™s icky and be uncomfortable (and I agree to a certain extent), but theyā€™re more than just sex and they know that. They have nothing to fear because that isnā€™t all they offer. Because women are more than their vagina. 

15 sex bots broke into my room and killed me on site idk what youā€™re talking about.Also they make male sex robots too but I see almost no one talk about that for some reason šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Facts, Fucking, and Funny: TIME TO FACE THE FACTS
 SEX BOTS ARE FEMALE GENOCIDE
 WHEN SEX BOTS ARE
 CELEBRATED AS
 " THE FUTURE
 WOMEN ARE DESTINED TO
 BECOME PART OF THE PAST
 @XXWOMENAGAINSTSEXBOT & WOMENAGAINSTSEXBOTS.TUMBLR.COM
ricwulf:

blackan08:


brett-caton:
Good god, the paranoid delusions of these people! I donā€™t see some popular movement screaming ā€œthe future is MALEā€.
Argh this just so fucking stupid


I dunno, I find this incredibly funny.
Think about the kind of person who would actually say this, and it becomes clear that replacing them, specifically, with sex robots would be a net gain.
These are the people that are devoid of a personality. They lack any and all depth. The only thing these bitter women have to offer is sex, the area that they currently hold the keys to (men are expected to court women, and a manā€™s consent is almost always assumed). Itā€™s even more apparent that itā€™s about maintaining control of this sphere when you look at birth control, and how Feminists have opposed male birth control pills in the past. 
Theyā€™re terrified that men will be able to get sex without them, because without sex theyā€™re nothing.
Meanwhile, back in reality, most women wonā€™t freak out over this. They might think itā€™s icky and be uncomfortable (and I agree to a certain extent), but theyā€™re more than just sex and they know that. They have nothing to fear because that isnā€™t all they offer. Because women are more than their vagina. 

15 sex bots broke into my room and killed me on site idk what youā€™re talking about.Also they make male sex robots too but I see almost no one talk about that for some reason šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Empire, Stephen, and Target: 201
 TE
thecarefree:
Austria-Hungary (also known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austro-Hungarian monarchy or k.u.k. Monarchy), more formally known as the Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Holy Hungarian Crown of Saint Stephen, was a constitutional monarchic union between the crowns of the Austrian Empire and the Kingdom of Hungary in Central Europe. The union was a result of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867, under which the House of Habsburg agreed to share power with the separate Hungarian government, dividing the territory of the former Austrian Empire between them. The Austrian and the Hungarian lands became independent entities enjoying equal status.
 Austria-Hungary was a multinational realm and one of the worldā€™s great powers at the time. The dual monarchy existed for 51 years until it dissolved on 31 October 1918 before a military defeat on the Italian front of the First World War.
In the autumn of 1918, the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy collapsed. In the capital cities of Vienna and Budapest the leftist and liberal movements and politicians (the opposition parties) strengthened and supported the separatism of ethnic minorities. These leftist or left-liberal pro-Entente maverick parties opposed the monarchy as a form of government and considered themselves internationalist rather than patriotic. Eventually, the German defeat and the minor revolutions in Vienna and Budapest gave political power to the left/liberal political parties. 
As it became apparent that the Allied powers of the British Empire, France, Italy and the United States would win World War I, nationalist movements which had previously been calling for a greater degree of autonomy for various areas started pressing for full independence.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Empire, Stephen, and Target: 201
 TE
thecarefree:
Austria-Hungary (also known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austro-Hungarian monarchy or k.u.k. Monarchy), more formally known as the Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Holy Hungarian Crown of Saint Stephen, was a constitutional monarchic union between the crowns of the Austrian Empire and the Kingdom of Hungary in Central Europe. The union was a result of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867, under which the House of Habsburg agreed to share power with the separate Hungarian government, dividing the territory of the former Austrian Empire between them. The Austrian and the Hungarian lands became independent entities enjoying equal status.
 Austria-Hungary was a multinational realm and one of the worldā€™s great powers at the time. The dual monarchy existed for 51 years until it dissolved on 31 October 1918 before a military defeat on the Italian front of the First World War.
In the autumn of 1918, the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy collapsed. In the capital cities of Vienna and Budapest the leftist and liberal movements and politicians (the opposition parties) strengthened and supported the separatism of ethnic minorities. These leftist or left-liberal pro-Entente maverick parties opposed the monarchy as a form of government and considered themselves internationalist rather than patriotic. Eventually, the German defeat and the minor revolutions in Vienna and Budapest gave political power to the left/liberal political parties. 
As it became apparent that the Allied powers of the British Empire, France, Italy and the United States would win World War I, nationalist movements which had previously been calling for a greater degree of autonomy for various areas started pressing for full independence.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
thecarefree:
Austria-Hungary (also known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austro-Hungarian monarchy or k.u.k. Monarchy), more formally known ...

                
            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Being Alone, Club, and cnn.com: Strange Fruit.
 @LaEtchi
 If I'm "cockblocking" my friend it's
 because she wants me to do it,
 trust me lol
 09/04/2014 13:55
alloutofreeds:

im-not-trash-im-recyclable:
blazeblastomega:

gordoananke:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that.Ā 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, donā€™t seem to hard.

cause the word ā€œnoā€ is not in yaā€™ll vocabulary.

A woman says no, I donā€™t want to go to prom with you, and getsĀ stabbed to death.
A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on aĀ shooting spree.Ā 
A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and isĀ shot outside the club.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.Ā 
A woman say no, Iā€™m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
A woman says no, we arenā€™t married any more, leave me alone, and a manĀ shoots her to death.
A woman says no, we work together but Iā€™m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst sheā€™s working.Ā 
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to sleep with you, and a manĀ rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
A woman says no, Iā€™m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You donā€™t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.

oh

I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it. 


I would like to add:A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Club, and cnn.com: Strange Fruit.
 @LaEtchi
 If I'm "cockblocking" my friend it's
 because she wants me to do it,
 trust me lol
 09/04/2014 13:55
alloutofreeds:

im-not-trash-im-recyclable:
blazeblastomega:

gordoananke:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that.Ā 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, donā€™t seem to hard.

cause the word ā€œnoā€ is not in yaā€™ll vocabulary.

A woman says no, I donā€™t want to go to prom with you, and getsĀ stabbed to death.
A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on aĀ shooting spree.Ā 
A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and isĀ shot outside the club.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.Ā 
A woman say no, Iā€™m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
A woman says no, we arenā€™t married any more, leave me alone, and a manĀ shoots her to death.
A woman says no, we work together but Iā€™m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst sheā€™s working.Ā 
A woman says no, I donā€™t want to sleep with you, and a manĀ rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
A woman says no, Iā€™m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You donā€™t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.

oh

I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it. 


I would like to add:A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter
spaceorphan18:

sulkingheals:

downtroddendeity:

jacemp3:

monkeysaysficus:


audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didnā€™t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. Thereā€™s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopherā€™s stone from tomato sauce next week.Ā 


I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA


leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days

Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, ā€œWHAT?!ā€ and ā€œNO!ā€ at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains arenā€™t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. Youā€™ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesnā€™t have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the
 milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which 
settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, 
leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)ā€¦Misrepresentations: ā€¦for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: Youā€¦ literally do not need the sparkling waterā€¦ you can just beat the eggs until theyā€™re fluffyā€¦


ā€œWarm water clears wax from fruits!ā€: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called ā€œwashing.ā€Misrepresentations: I donā€™t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, butā€¦Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, ā€œdirtā€ is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thingā€¦Misrepresentation: ā€¦which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, youā€™ll see numbers like ā€œ3 hours in the freezerā€ or ā€œ40 minutes in a salted ice bath.ā€
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didnā€™t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that theyā€™d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, theyā€™ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesnā€™t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isnā€™t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
ā€œReveal the genetic memory of the honeycombā€:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than itā€™s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesnā€™t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
ā€œHoney looks like a honeycombā€ isnā€™t even in the ballpark of whatā€™s generally meant by ā€œgenetic memory,ā€
whatā€™s generally meant by ā€œgenetic memoryā€ is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlikeā€¦
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason itā€™s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. Itā€™s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time Iā€™ve tried to put words around an explanation Iā€™m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing ā€œNoā€ to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I canā€™t even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think theirā€¦ letā€™s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. ā€¦With a press thatā€™s designed to recreate the conditions of the earthā€™s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this ā€œworksā€ because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesnā€™t, particularly. Itā€™s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions ā€œpressureā€ when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because weā€™ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, thereā€™s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And ā€œcarbon crystalā€ = ā€œdiamond,ā€ and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds theyā€™d be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, Iā€™m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and Iā€™ll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe Iā€™ll stick to the chaos god theory. Itā€™s less depressing.
@ohnofixit


I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong.

Why you shouldnā€™t believe everything on the internet.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter
spaceorphan18:

sulkingheals:

downtroddendeity:

jacemp3:

monkeysaysficus:


audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didnā€™t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. Thereā€™s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopherā€™s stone from tomato sauce next week.Ā 


I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA


leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days

Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, ā€œWHAT?!ā€ and ā€œNO!ā€ at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains arenā€™t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. Youā€™ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesnā€™t have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the
 milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which 
settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, 
leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)ā€¦Misrepresentations: ā€¦for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: Youā€¦ literally do not need the sparkling waterā€¦ you can just beat the eggs until theyā€™re fluffyā€¦


ā€œWarm water clears wax from fruits!ā€: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called ā€œwashing.ā€Misrepresentations: I donā€™t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, butā€¦Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, ā€œdirtā€ is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thingā€¦Misrepresentation: ā€¦which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, youā€™ll see numbers like ā€œ3 hours in the freezerā€ or ā€œ40 minutes in a salted ice bath.ā€
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didnā€™t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that theyā€™d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, theyā€™ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesnā€™t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isnā€™t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
ā€œReveal the genetic memory of the honeycombā€:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than itā€™s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesnā€™t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
ā€œHoney looks like a honeycombā€ isnā€™t even in the ballpark of whatā€™s generally meant by ā€œgenetic memory,ā€
whatā€™s generally meant by ā€œgenetic memoryā€ is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlikeā€¦
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason itā€™s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. Itā€™s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time Iā€™ve tried to put words around an explanation Iā€™m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing ā€œNoā€ to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I canā€™t even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think theirā€¦ letā€™s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. ā€¦With a press thatā€™s designed to recreate the conditions of the earthā€™s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this ā€œworksā€ because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesnā€™t, particularly. Itā€™s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions ā€œpressureā€ when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because weā€™ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, thereā€™s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And ā€œcarbon crystalā€ = ā€œdiamond,ā€ and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds theyā€™d be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, Iā€™m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and Iā€™ll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe Iā€™ll stick to the chaos god theory. Itā€™s less depressing.
@ohnofixit


I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong.

Why you shouldnā€™t believe everything on the internet.Ā 

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Animals, Cats, and Dogs: oneofthemtheaternerds:

magicianmew:

socialjusticeichigo:


loveofvetnursing:

being-childfree:

kaleidoscopictigerism:

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

schim:


Cats who canā€™t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
Itā€™s called ā€œhead pressingā€ and it occurs in dogs and cats.Ā 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain andĀ thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dogā€™s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIEā€™S LIFE!


IT SAYS IT OCCURS IN DOGS TOO SO LETā€™S JUST SAVE AS MANY ANIMALS AS POSSIBLE.


always reblog for a dog or cat


Reblogging again~~ 

The links donā€™t appear to be working anymore so hereā€™s the first plus a few others:
http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressingĀ (Cats)
https://purrfectlove.net/2015/03/head-pressing-in-cats/Ā (Cats)
http://www.petmd.com/dog/conditions/neurological/c_multi_headpressingĀ (Dogs)
https://wagwalking.com/condition/head-pressingĀ (Dogs)
https://animalwellnessmagazine.com/head-pressing-warning-sign/Ā (General)


IMPORTANT!!
My elder cat had head pressing as one of her symptoms when she had toxoplasmosis. Many people, dogs and cats have this, and the vast majority never get sick, but when it arises as clinical disease, it usually presents as neurological problems and brain damage.
HEAD PRESSING IS A SERIOUS SYMPTOM OF BRAIN ISSUES, DONā€™T IGNORE IT!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Animals, Cats, and Dogs: oneofthemtheaternerds:

magicianmew:

socialjusticeichigo:


loveofvetnursing:

being-childfree:

kaleidoscopictigerism:

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

schim:


Cats who canā€™t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
Itā€™s called ā€œhead pressingā€ and it occurs in dogs and cats.Ā 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain andĀ thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dogā€™s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIEā€™S LIFE!


IT SAYS IT OCCURS IN DOGS TOO SO LETā€™S JUST SAVE AS MANY ANIMALS AS POSSIBLE.


always reblog for a dog or cat


Reblogging again~~ 

The links donā€™t appear to be working anymore so hereā€™s the first plus a few others:
http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressingĀ (Cats)
https://purrfectlove.net/2015/03/head-pressing-in-cats/Ā (Cats)
http://www.petmd.com/dog/conditions/neurological/c_multi_headpressingĀ (Dogs)
https://wagwalking.com/condition/head-pressingĀ (Dogs)
https://animalwellnessmagazine.com/head-pressing-warning-sign/Ā (General)


IMPORTANT!!
My elder cat had head pressing as one of her symptoms when she had toxoplasmosis. Many people, dogs and cats have this, and the vast majority never get sick, but when it arises as clinical disease, it usually presents as neurological problems and brain damage.
HEAD PRESSING IS A SERIOUS SYMPTOM OF BRAIN ISSUES, DONā€™T IGNORE IT!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    
                
            

            
                
                
oneofthemtheaternerds:

magicianmew:

socialjusticeichigo:


loveofvetnursing:

being-childfree:

kaleidoscopictigerism:

furbearingbrick:

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    Anaconda, Apparently, and Assassination: prokopetz
 Everybody talks about Anastasia, which is a shame, because it's a far less
 interesting example of Russian fake heir drama than that whole business with
 the False Dmitries
 Okay, so Ivan the Terrible's youngest son, Dmitry, was assassinated in 1591 at
 the age of 8. Fast-forward nine years, and there's a guy going about Eastern
 Europe claiming that he is Dmitry, having secretly escaped the assassination
 attempt and lived in hiding under a false identity ever since. This sort of business
 isn't too unusual, but this guy actually pulls it off, managing to gain the Russian
 throne and rule for nearly eleven months before being dragged from the palace
 and publicly executed in early 1606. He'd subsequently go down in history as
 False Dmitry I
 Here's where it gets interesting. In mid 1607, a second impostor declares
 himself. Bizarrely, this one doesn't dispute the first impostor's legitimacy;
 instead, he claims to be the same guy, having miraculously survived his
 apparent execution the year before. He somehow wins the political support of
 False Dmitry I's widow, and with her vouching for his identity, he gains the
 allegiance of the Cossacks, rallies an army over 100 000 strong, and tries to
 take back" the throne. Though his march on Moscow ultimately failed, he
 successfully conquered most of Southeastern Russia, which he would rule until
 his untimely death in December of 1610, when he was beheaded in a drunken
 altercation with a Tartar prince. The history books know him as False Dmitry II
 Now jump ahead three months to March of 1611, when a third fucking
 impostor pops up. Dude apparently just magically appeared from behind a
 waterfall in goddamn Ivangorod and declared himself Tsar. Following the lead of
 False Dmitry I1, he doesn't dispute either of the two previous impostors, instead
 claiming some sort of spiritual reincarnation and/or magical resurrection - it's not
 entirely clear which - to establish himself as the same guy. He must have talked
 a good game, because he managed to win the support of the same fucking
 Cossacks who supported False Dmitry Il's claim. Unfortunately, he was a far less
 able commander, being forced to flee his stronghold only a year later,
 whereupon he was spirited away to Moscow and secretly executed. Though he
 never managed to actually rule anything, historians decided to stick to the theme
 and dubbed him False Dmitry Il
 At this point the historical record becomes confused, with some sources
 asserting there was a fourth False Dmitry, though others insist that the third
 False Dmitry was simply counted twice due to poor record-keeping. Still,
 whether we're talking about three False Dmitries or four, imagine the whole
 mess from the Tsar's perspective. Dude just wouldn't stay dead!
 gryphye
 ohh vou missed one of my favorite bits
 False Dmitry I not only was executed, it was KNOWN he was fake. Powers that
 be used him until he was trouble, and THEN executed him
 Then quartered hinm
 Then cremated what was left.
 Stuffed the ashes in a can
 And shot him out of a cannon back towards Poland, where he actually came
 from.
 He pissed off a few people, yeah
 prokopetz
 It was a very miraculous survival
 Source:prokopetz
 8,898 notes
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                    Anaconda, Apparently, and Assassination: prokopetz
 Everybody talks about Anastasia, which is a shame, because it's a far less
 interesting example of Russian fake heir drama than that whole business with
 the False Dmitries
 Okay, so Ivan the Terrible's youngest son, Dmitry, was assassinated in 1591 at
 the age of 8. Fast-forward nine years, and there's a guy going about Eastern
 Europe claiming that he is Dmitry, having secretly escaped the assassination
 attempt and lived in hiding under a false identity ever since. This sort of business
 isn't too unusual, but this guy actually pulls it off, managing to gain the Russian
 throne and rule for nearly eleven months before being dragged from the palace
 and publicly executed in early 1606. He'd subsequently go down in history as
 False Dmitry I
 Here's where it gets interesting. In mid 1607, a second impostor declares
 himself. Bizarrely, this one doesn't dispute the first impostor's legitimacy;
 instead, he claims to be the same guy, having miraculously survived his
 apparent execution the year before. He somehow wins the political support of
 False Dmitry I's widow, and with her vouching for his identity, he gains the
 allegiance of the Cossacks, rallies an army over 100 000 strong, and tries to
 take back" the throne. Though his march on Moscow ultimately failed, he
 successfully conquered most of Southeastern Russia, which he would rule until
 his untimely death in December of 1610, when he was beheaded in a drunken
 altercation with a Tartar prince. The history books know him as False Dmitry II
 Now jump ahead three months to March of 1611, when a third fucking
 impostor pops up. Dude apparently just magically appeared from behind a
 waterfall in goddamn Ivangorod and declared himself Tsar. Following the lead of
 False Dmitry I1, he doesn't dispute either of the two previous impostors, instead
 claiming some sort of spiritual reincarnation and/or magical resurrection - it's not
 entirely clear which - to establish himself as the same guy. He must have talked
 a good game, because he managed to win the support of the same fucking
 Cossacks who supported False Dmitry Il's claim. Unfortunately, he was a far less
 able commander, being forced to flee his stronghold only a year later,
 whereupon he was spirited away to Moscow and secretly executed. Though he
 never managed to actually rule anything, historians decided to stick to the theme
 and dubbed him False Dmitry Il
 At this point the historical record becomes confused, with some sources
 asserting there was a fourth False Dmitry, though others insist that the third
 False Dmitry was simply counted twice due to poor record-keeping. Still,
 whether we're talking about three False Dmitries or four, imagine the whole
 mess from the Tsar's perspective. Dude just wouldn't stay dead!
 gryphye
 ohh vou missed one of my favorite bits
 False Dmitry I not only was executed, it was KNOWN he was fake. Powers that
 be used him until he was trouble, and THEN executed him
 Then quartered hinm
 Then cremated what was left.
 Stuffed the ashes in a can
 And shot him out of a cannon back towards Poland, where he actually came
 from.
 He pissed off a few people, yeah
 prokopetz
 It was a very miraculous survival
 Source:prokopetz
 8,898 notes
Nobody made a movie about this because it was just too weird
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Mac Miller, Tumblr, and Blog: thats-tea:Mac Miller dead at age 26 of apparent Overdose.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Mac Miller, Tumblr, and Blog: thats-tea:Mac Miller dead at age 26 of apparent Overdose.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
thats-tea:Mac Miller dead at age 26 of apparent Overdose.