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Bitch, Tbh, and Good: All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. My eyebrows are subpar tbh

Ass, Life, and Shit: valking @_valking Follow All these were on , y'll be carcul Ask for a baby picture. 12:25 PM 23 Jul 2018 1,198 Retweets 3,159 Likes HOOD VOGUE Following @kxyonn Y'all are super disrespectful to trans people for absolutely no reason.... they really justbe dg he busins and here y'all go.. valking @_valking All these were once men, y'all be carefl.... 1:38 PM- 25 Jul 2018 krissy blake @krissyblakexo 7h some of them literally lie tho and go about it as if they were born like that and that's not right O 137 emilie @gorrissey Follow Replying to @krissyblakexo @kxyonn iras people have literally e udered for saying they're trans....I would lie to if it meant my life 5:57 PM-25 Jul 2018 laurdlannister-kingslayer: insanelycoolish: EXACTLY Notice its a girl saying that shit, y’all telling ‘em to be careful for what so he can fuck your dusty ass instead?

Kanye, Memes, and Netflix: KANYE WEST INTERVIEWED BY DAVID LETTERMAN FOR UPCOMING NETFLIX SPECIAL @rap According to reports, Kanye West was interviewed by David Letterman for the 2nd season of his Netflix show.⁣ -⁣ Rumors are circulating across all social medias about this interview and one person who claimed to be in the room during the interview stated that the conversation the two of them had mostly revolved around mental health issues. ⁣ -⁣ There’s no word on when the interview will be released but is this something you’d like to see? ⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @armenkeleshian⁣

According to reports, Kanye West was interviewed by David Letterman for the 2nd season of his Netflix show.⁣ -⁣ Rumors are circulating acros...

Fucking, Girls, and Instagram: Gavin Atwal @GavinAtwal why are some girls so extra with their instagram captions it's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this So fucking siiiick!!

Memes, Best, and Ghost: @sadpradaboy The number of Giraffes have dropped by 40% over the last 30 years, mainly as a result of human activity. They are officially endangered @BestMemes Ghost @KillianTrill999 If we lose Giraffes then everybody getting fucked up I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 👌

Dad, Love, and Memes: eregr1 ne my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she's just like "but how will know if someone is stealing it" and my dad is just like "because you'lI be sitting on the floor" and she slapped him Is this the thing called love?

Is this the thing called love?

Heart, Kittens, and Singer: Street Singer Was lgnored By Everyone, Then 4 Kittens Came To Show Their Support SHARE THIS POST ON FB fShare 640K the kittens are killing my heart

the kittens are killing my heart

Games, Girl Memes, and Looking: Ladies just a reminder that there are better looking men out there with an extra inch than the one who's playing games with you. @fuckboysfailures

Clothes, Tumblr, and Blog: out are you TO ME to spcak) RIGGA clothes rack blamingmyself-livinginpain: .

blamingmyself-livinginpain: .

Blackpeopletwitter, Girls, and Head: justin @fatherjstn Girls will drink til their organs are on the verge of shutting down, not eat any breakfast the next morning, head to work after only 3hours of sleep, then beat themselves up cuz they forgot to take their makeup off before going to bed cuz that "isn't healthy for your sKin 8:11 PM. 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 1I 14K Retweets 101K Likes Couldn’t be more accurate (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Couldn’t be more accurate (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dank, Free, and Today: @YassMaryam Are you free today?" Tell me what you want & I'll tell you if I'm free Gotta know what I'm getting myself into.

Gotta know what I'm getting myself into.

Beer, Hookers, and Sex: Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois 12h v Also some female penguins have beer observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist Interesting!

Memes, Soda, and Wendys: Wendy's@Wendys 20h When you ask for a water cup and then fill it up with soda. Wait. That's illegal. 1,664 4,189 41.6K T Xbox@Xbox 1h This is it, Chief. 18 9 2,331 T Wendy's@Wendys 1h Thanks Cortana 30 t01 11 2,339 Wendy’s and Xbox are bros via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FC1Ap8

Wendy’s and Xbox are bros via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FC1Ap8

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL ANYMORE, MY THOUGHTS ARE SO MESSED UP IN MY HEAD THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM

Friends, Best, and You: When you have assignments piling up, you're gaining weight, losing friends and deadlines are approaching but you're trying your best to stay positive Nothing to see here Please disperse. 🙃🙃

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for dinner So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen, Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously. I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress" because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and my child's happy memories are more important than any snob nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic. 059 729 Haha Reply 1d Edited awesomacious: This badass dad’s response to Disney haters

Lmao, Weed, and Marijuana: "Are you high again?" Me: lmao

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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Music, The Voice, and Lyrics: Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo Unpopular opinion that has made people angry at me ldon't care about lyrics when I listen to music, I barely listen to them. I care about how the song sounds as a whole and the voice is basically just another layer/instrument to me. What they are actually saying is superfluous Hold up.. what do y’all think about this? 🤔 @BJCalvillo https://t.co/hzD1pfputw

Hold up.. what do y’all think about this? 🤔 @BJCalvillo https://t.co/hzD1pfputw

Tumblr, Blog, and Hair: When ur mom brushes ur hair and tells you what a handsome boy u are Tank Sinatra awesomacious: Awwww :)

awesomacious: Awwww :)

Memes, Happy, and Thought: when you are trying to find a way to cancel your plans I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ANYTHING, Happy winniethepoohday

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

Bae, Funny, and Memes: so l ordered these flower rings for free and they are literally the cutest thing I have ever seen, thank me later TAG BAE 😏 Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁‍♀️ @CoastandWave Also, after the promotion ends, every ring ordered from @CoastandWave will help fund one beach cleanup 💙

TAG BAE 😏 Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁‍♀️ @CoastandWave Also, after the promotion ends, every...

Her, Edge, and Like: her lips are like the galaxy's edge

cnn.com, Pizza, and Traffic: Canadian air traffic controllers send pizza to US counterparts affected by shutdown By Augusta Anthony, CNN Updated 4:05 AM EST, Mon January 14, 2019 awesomacious: People always say Canadians are so nice

awesomacious: People always say Canadians are so nice

Illuminati, Uno, and Reason: The reason that the UNO reverse card can reflect any attack is because if you reverse the syllables of UNO you will get NO U MESSAGES illuminati Stay right where you are now The name itself is a clue

The name itself is a clue

Growing Up, Memes, and Http: johnny @johntaii i used to hate this mf growing up Imao like how are you always sad and depressed but now i understand. I understand even more. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CtpMWB

I understand even more. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CtpMWB

Dad, Hipster, and Homey: o AT&T 2:49 PM (g.17% 51% Messages Da Details Yo Emily, just chilling in the break room and wanted to say what is up? I am really getting the hang of this hipster language. Sup dad I'm just hangin loose That is cold homey Caine nine. Are you in the cooling at the cradle? Dad what the hell are you saying Read 2:44 PM Naht muccch. Just Coolin in the box. Swag out iMessage A Good Dad via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QYM87y

A Good Dad via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QYM87y

Alive, Anthony Hopkins, and Food: None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you're carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There's no time for anything else Anthony Hopkins Say the truth via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QVGhju

Say the truth via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QVGhju

Hookers, Sex, and Penguins: Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron DuBois 12h Also some female penguins have been observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist

Funny, Hookers, and Sex: Byron Dubois Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron DuBois 12h v Also some female penguins have been observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist This is important.

Harry Potter, Living, and How: "- How are you? - Living. 95 Harry Potter. (via apprenticehero)

Community, Tumblr, and Videos: < Derrick Simmons OME VIDEOS PLAYLISTS COMMUNITY A year to make the most of 1 week ago 121 views 3:56 When people tell you no 3 weeks ago 138 views 2:20 Your Brokenness will Heal oy 1 month ago- 87 views 3:29 Brighter Days 1 month ago 106 views 2:59 awesomacious: Found this guy on the comment section of a video saying something positive and I checked out his channel. All of them are just inspirational/helpful messages for whoever watches them. This guy needs more exposure then he has.

awesomacious: Found this guy on the comment section of a video saying something positive and I checked out his channel. All of them are jus...

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit awesomacious: They just want to fit in

awesomacious: They just want to fit in

Mean, Back, and Carrie: Carrie Wittmer e @carriesnotscary LOW RISE JEANS ARE NOT COMING BACK IF WE DO NOT LET THEM PLEASE JOIN THE HIGH WAIST ALLIANCE WITH ME EVEN IF YOU ARE A MAN AND DONT KNOW WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN. Thank u

Beautiful, Children, and Memes: Anti Vax memes Karen Chungus Anti Vaxx, Mother of 2 beautiful children who are UNVACCINATED, and new to Faccbook! Add Friend Karen memes Big Chungus emes the ultimate fusion via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T2cFTs

the ultimate fusion via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T2cFTs

You, What, and Always: Always do what you are afraid to do.

Takers, People, and Happiest: The happiest people are the givers,not the takers.

Smile, Who, and Gillette: tg John Lurie @lurie_john If you are a man who is upset about the Gillette commercial, you should smile more. You are so much prettier when you smile.

Dank, Energy, and Work: mary chrystler @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don't kn o w "What are your plans for the weekend?" Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

"What are your plans for the weekend?" Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

Fall, Netflix, and Couch: ErBear @Rica_Bee Netflix: (every 45 seconds) aRe YoU StiLL wAtcHiNg ??? Netflix when you fall asleep on the couch: *somehow plays 18 episodes in a row*

Arsenal, Meme, and Http: my friend 39 "let's make a live action meme" me Live adaptations of old templates are on the rise! Invest now to throw a new light to your meme arsenal!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2FG8atP

Live adaptations of old templates are on the rise! Invest now to throw a new light to your meme arsenal!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/...

Club, Dad, and School: A teacher at an elementary school in SC wanted to help little boys with no dad at home so he started a "Gentleman's Club" where these little guys dress up and learn to shake hands, make eye contact, etc. He evern has extra jackets and ties for boys who can't afford them. These teachers are priceless.

These teachers are priceless.

Dogs, Tumblr, and Blog: SAFELY ENDANGERED We T00 HEY, HERE'S YOUR BALL BACK! OH NO DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET IT HUMANS ARE so CLUmSY awesomacious: What have we done to deserve dogs :’-)

awesomacious: What have we done to deserve dogs :’-)

Beautiful, Cum, and Best: Meredith @themeredith Why the fuck do I have to be attracted to men? Women are beautiful and tell you you're pretty in bar bathrooms, all men do is lie and cum quick Fyi, @the_meredith is the best

Food, Friends, and Money: dankmemeuniversity "Come get sum food wit me" "I'm broke." "Did i ask if you had money?" Westatrikanman iamtheaardvarlk These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be the best kind of friends via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RxwEgf

the best kind of friends via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RxwEgf

Food, Friends, and Money: dankmemeuniversity "Come get sum food wit me" "I'm broke." "Did i ask if you had money?" Westatrikanman iamtheaardvarlk These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be the best kind of friends

the best kind of friends

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