my colleges satire newspaper had an article about iasip and its so… Apt: Area Man Watches
Always Sunny' in the
Worst Possible Way
by Julia Ryan
It was revealed early last week through a conversation with
a casual acquaintance that area man Doug Sherman watches It's
Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but in the worst way possible.
Casual acquaintance and generally good person Debbie
Barbo commented, "When I met Doug, he seemed like an okay
guy. But as soon as he started talking about It's Always Sunny in
Philadelphia, a red light immediately went off in my head. My
first thought was, "Uh-oh, is this guy actually the worst?' and
the answer really depends on why he likes the show." She then
explained her reasoning, saying, "Listen, I love Always Sunny as
much as the next guy, I have the Pepe Silvia speech completely
memorized and I will recite it, even when my friends and family
beg me to stop. But like... If he even mentions 'The D.E.N.N.I.S.
System, it's all over."
According to sources close to Doug, he frequently talks about
how "[the writers] aren't afraid to do anything, dude. They'll do
anything, it's crazy. It's like, they'll just show them doing terrible
shit, like they'll kill a hooker and it's totally whatever because
they're just rally bad people. It's sick!!"
Those close to Doug noted that, while they need to skip the
really terrible episodes of Always Sunny, Doug doesn't need to. In
fact, Doug almost exclusively watches 'Mac is a Serial Killer,' and
Mac Fights Gay Marriage' the most cringe inducing episodes of
the series. "Dude, it's funny because, hes like so gay. No, dude
that's not what I meant, I'm just saying like... Whatever. No, its
like, he keeps harassing that girl because she used to be a dude
and it's funny because he's like gay. It's hilarious!"
Additionally, Doug's only criticism of the show is that he
doesn't like Dee because he thinks shes "naggy."
Doug's mother commented, "I love Always Sunny and I love
my son. I've been a fan for 12 years and 22 years respectively. But
if I have to listen to my son talk about how Always Sunny fights
back against PC culture, I'm gonna kill him and then myseli in
end us both, I swear to god."
my colleges satire newspaper had an article about iasip and its so… Apt