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Anime, Disappointed, and Girls: MONSTER GIRL I Am NOT A HUMAN GIRL I HAVE SEEN HUmANAND IN MAGAUNES GIRLS ON THE NONE OF THEM ARE SmOOTH wHERE I HAVmy SizE OR SHAPE HumAN GIRLS ARE HAIR EvEN THE CURVY" ONES EveN WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOEED TO LOOK A meSS, W ARE NOTHING ALIKE BEING A moNSTER, EXCEP T.. HA HA HA OTHER PEOPLE MINDA LOT So UGLY SO UGLY WHy DO You LooK TCH ATTRCTİYE RLS SHOULD SHA LIKE THAT Guys DONT LUKEe TO FLOsS wHEN WISH YOU DIDNT oK How YOU GIRLS! WHY DO PE PLE HATEI must BE A mONSTER my BODy? wHy Do THEY WANT m€ TO CHANGE IT SoMUCH? CUTEOSPHERE teslacarter: cuteosphere: it always disappointed me that Monster Girls are an anime porn thing rather than something used to explore the way society and the media dehumanises women, but oh well shout out to all my fellow monsters This is so on point. In my writing, my main female characters are always some sort of monster. Giant werewolf girl that can rip your throat out? Yep. I started really realizing that maybe there’s something wrong with the world, and not me, when the only way I could make a character I truly understood how to write was if they were able to shapeshift into a huge monstrous thing with snarling maws and fur everywhere. I just gave up and went “FINE I guess I’m a monster then!” and embraced the fur and fangs and everything else that made people afraid of me. (Like not shaving my armpits or my legs.) Heck, I won’t even be as invested in a game as I might if I can’t either play as a non-human character or make myself a non-human character. I bought Guild Wars 2 simply because of the Charr. I knew nothing about MMORPGs at the time, I just saw sabercat people and bought it. I love this comic. I love the message. One that is so hard to articulate.
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Facts, Food, and Gif: Danielle food, meaning that tool use is bred into their nature up toa minutes. They Close thei nostrils and ears to dive to depths of 60 feet. Saturday 19:06 Tuesday 17:42 Thursday 17:21 Did you know that when otters sleep they hold hands so they don't float away from each other in the water? Day 4 of otter facts Otter fur is so dense that even when they are in the water their actual skin doesn't get wet. Day 6 of oller facts Otters are keystone species in kelp forests. They eat sea urchin, which eat kelp. Without otters the kelp forests would disappear. Sunday 15:39 Day 2 of otter facts: 11% of all sea otter deaths from 2000-2003 were due to their extreme mating rituals Wednesday 16:28 Frlday 19:0G Day 5 of otter facts River otters can stay underwater for up to 8 minutes. They close their nostrils and ears to dive to depths of 60 feet. Day 7 of otter facts: Sca otters give birth in the water and nurse their young while floating on their backs so they can teach hem quickly lo fish and hunl. Today 1716 Day 3 of otter facts Baby otters raised in captivity stil know to use rocks to break open food, meaning that tool use is bred into their nature Today 17:21 Today 16:16 Day 6 of otter facts: Otters are keystone species in kelp forests. They eat sea urchin, which eat kelp. Without otters the kelp forests would disappear Day 8 of otter facts Otters have loose skin under their armpits that they use as pockets Sent Sent en Type a message GIF Type a message GIF GIF Type a message The Battle continues. I still have facts and she hasnt unmatched. Whos gonna break first?

The Battle continues. I still have facts and she hasnt unmatched. Whos gonna break first?

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Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel “othered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM 🤗) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: “OMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <— if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her 🤗. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment “SMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct 😂) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up 😍😂😂😂
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Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂
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Bad, Clothes, and Sorry: Juliajml5 tumblr . com also Known as THE DEVIL But it is not as bad as it seems... Basically you must UNDERSTAND what are you drawing, how the fabric behave and why it behaves that way So, you just need to avoid drawing random strokes without loaic... cause it is hardly going to look reasonable The bosic clicke ways of de for madion See this kirt? COMPRESSED STRETCHED TW İSTED it can be... ond many others.. So this way the folds and wrinkles are based on tension and gravity one-point tensiontwo-points tensicn near tcnsion G force floor line Fobric folds on itsclf over layers and gaps You can think it as mounrtains GAP LAYER and too. On clothes, it will behave along with its characteristics and with the body that it is on faoic is LATERS loose Strokes lcok mor Loyer Gop GAPS Parallel under stretchia ond compression Strokes ar rodial to the ension point strokes on tighter fubrics a loose fabric is often shapeless ond 6oft Follow mor the form under tt (vno big need fer lats of lines) In general, we'll see most of the wrinkling on the joints of the body Knees, ankles,wrists, elloouus,armpits etc... also, usually more strokes on the ends Always keep in mind how clothes interact with each other and with what is under it! if you want straight o clothes) use hard%brics or neot one of these t fec 0 0 this is w it uweit ou MOVEMENT! if the bod Comprssed ond twisted. complicatedl here Thingscon get USE REFERENCES! İfyu're rot sure of uwhot to do or it do esnt look good enough nawed much lcss rovbe Hope I helped someone:D juliajm15: sorry for any grammar mistakes long time without a tutorial… I tried to explain my general process of working here, hope someone will find it useful :)

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Dating, Fire, and Funny: break or makeup Bom thank you for the block. Iasked you to block him because he might be upset with me. Met him on your dating site last few months and he is a very cool and nice guy, he knows how to treat a woman but he is wired. This guy eats my pubic hair, including the one in my armpit.the first day we made out, he was with clipper, first he said he wanted to shave me, was not very cool with it but I felt it was romantic, so allowed him. He just used the clipper to shave small and put it in a tissue paper as I watched him chew it as he made love to me. It was not funny that night cause l was scared. avoided him for some days but he was just too nice to me,so l went back, but he promised not to shave me this time but to chew directly from the source. The love making he was using his teeth to drag my pubic hair and it was so very painful, l was shouting, so I pushed him off and he begged and begged so I asked him to use razor instead of clipper, so he just uses razor to to cut small and be chewing as he makes love to me. got use to it, but when he finishedthe hair in my private part, he moved to my armpit, that was how Isaid never, that he should better be cutting my wevon since he likes eating hair, but he picked offense claiming l insulted him. He begged and begged but refused So he gave me one cream to apply in my private part to make the hairs grow within few days, that was how we concluded. What made me send this story to Bom was fear, because he always call me to ask if the hair has grown, if l say no, he will just end the call, all he is concerned about is hair. Bom are you sure he is not a ritualist? don't want to get him upset that was why lasked you block him, but apart from this hair chewing the guy is very ok. Please l need advise, should I run for my life or is it just a habit. Like he chews the hair and swallow with moaning sound, like chewing the hair and fingering me or pressing my boobs. You will see the fire in his eyes as he chews my pubic hair View all 2275 comments peju petite Modaran hirah m Chai What did I just read? 😷 (Via- @break_or_makeup h-t @hirah_m ) 🔸Follow us on 📸 Instagram: @KraksTV | @KraksHQ | @KraksNews 🔁 Twitter: @KraksTV 👻 Snapchat: @KraksTV 🌀Facebook: KraksTV | KraksHQ 🔴 YouTube: KraksHQ
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Food, Gym, and Life: How I The Teach Deadlift @drjacob harden Pull! YOUR DEADLIFT TECHNIQUE CHECKLIST It looks quite simple to go and rip some weight off the floor, but there is actually quite a technical aspects to picking things up and putting them down.🏋 . Learning to deadlift is one of the best things you will ever do for your body. And EVERYONE needs to know how. Not just to go to the gym but to pick up that bag of dog food, or your grandchild, or move your couch. Real life 💩 s***. . 📽 This is how I teach a beginner to deadlift. As you get more skilled, you can combine steps like hinging and breaking at the knees at the same time or bracing and locking the lats at the top rather than just before the pull. You'll find your perfect pull over time, but start here and make sure you have the fundamentals down. . Here's the entire checklist for you to run through: . ✔Set up close to bar. Sumo will be closer than conventional so you don't roll the bar. ✔Hinge at the hips until the hamstrings go on stretch. ✔Maintain spinal position and bend the knees to reach the bar. If you are pulling sumo, also push the knees out as you bend. ✔Grip tight. ✔Brace your core and take a big breath into your stomach. ✔Pull all slack out of the bar as you lock the lats and get your armpits over the bar. ✔PULL!!! ✔Finish by pushing the hips through and squeezing the glutes, not by hyperextending the spine. ✔Put it down the same way. Hinge until you are past the knees and then bend the knees to reach the ground. . Tag a friend and GO GET STRONG! MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox FutureproofYourBody
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