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Anaconda, Be Like, and Jail: The state of Missouri was preparing to release Mike Anderson from his prison sentence when they realized he wasn't in jail; they'd forgotten to pick him up 13 years ago. In that time, he turned his life around, married, had 4 kids, and started a business. They imprisoned him for 5 months, but he got out because the judge thought he was a good person and jail no longer served a purpose. didyouknowblog.com Photo Credit: Associated Pre SNEAK 100 Ma boi be like via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RB5AZe

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Love, Omg, and Girl Memes: i love that me and my dog are the stupidest bitches around: a short compilation I love this omg the cutest (@rubyhound)

Click, Cute, and Fucking: There's this girl at my school and she's really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you'd just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk she was training herself to be happy oh my god does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says "wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin" She fucking Pavlov'd herself, the absolute madwoman Join our group: Science Memes

Join our group: Science Memes

Target, youtube.com, and Black: #FALLONTONIGHT KATE HUDSON AND I WERE GOING TO GO ICE SKATING TOGETHER. SHE CALLED ME BEFORE AND SAID, "HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY BLACK CROWES CDS?" SO I BROUGHT THEM LOADED OLIESTIO WE SKATED 3-4 TIMES AROUND THE RINK.I GO, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?" SHE GOES, GOTTA GO.I HAVE A DATE WITH CHRIS ROBINSON, THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BLACK CROWES." Jimmy talks about a date he almost had with Kate Hudson!

Jimmy talks about a date he almost had with Kate Hudson!

Chill, New York, and No Chill: New York nurses be walking around in these like "We gotta save Mad lives my guy!" fo > 소 No chill😂💀

No chill😂💀

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low...

Bad, Celtic, and Memes: Devina Celtic 22 October at 7:51 AM "My daughter started her period on the bus ride home today... and a boy a year older than her.. that she doesn't really know.. pulled her aside and whispered in her ear that she had a stain on the back of her pants and gave her his sweater to tie around her waist so she could walk home off of the bus... she said she was kind of embarrassed and originally said it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told her 'I have sisters, it's all good!' If you are this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you and that you are raising him right!! We hear so many bad things about today's youth, and I wanted to share something positive! e"

Lay's, Heat, and Kiss: Do you want to know what happiness is? It's waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around to see them in their most peaceful, innocent and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone's shoulder but their own. You smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around and involuntarily a grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn't get any better than that.

Chill, New York, and No Chill: New York nurses be walking around in these like "We gotta save Mad lives my guy!" Y’all got no chill! 😂 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/t0vwR9KDGK

Y’all got no chill! 😂 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/t0vwR9KDGK

Earth, Thought, and Nice: Earth: revolves around the sun once* Humans Thought this was nice :)

Thought this was nice :)

Earth, Thought, and Irl: Earth: revolves around the sun once* Humans Thought this was nice :) [x-post r/me_irl] via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2RAvEnq

Thought this was nice :) [x-post r/me_irl] via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2RAvEnq

Taken, Tumblr, and Wow: The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It's called the Elephant's Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Wow, Radiation Is Pretty Scary

epicjohndoe: Wow, Radiation Is Pretty Scary

Life, Memes, and Pictures: Mom: "You're an adult. You can't just laugh at pictures online and ignore all your problems" Me: "Want to seeme doit again? Turning my life around tomorrow via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Qci11d

Turning my life around tomorrow via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Qci11d

Christmas, Memes, and Australia: idk if y'all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they're attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles and despite being australian they don't bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it's such a good and pure feeling and yealh

Friends, Who, and Name: People who defend your name when you're not around are the most loyal friends you could ever get.

Crying, Dad, and Fucking: 4 413 761 T. Share TUP COMMENTS AlphaTangoFoxtrt. 8h My old dog did what we called "The Retard dance" anytime he saw someone crying He'd pick up his rear leg in his mouth, then hop around on three legs. it was the stupidest fucking things l've ever seen and everyone would laugh when he did it My parents told me he did it as a puppy when he tried to get a stick and got his leg instead But he must have remembered everybody laughing and being happy because he'd do it whenever anyway was sad and crying It was the stupidest sweetest thing I have ever seen a dog do. We got him from a shelter after my dad got a promotion at work. He told my brother and I we could either get a dog, or we could get cable (we were very poor pre- promotion. And still not well off post- promotion). We picked the dog. Best decision ever. Reply 482 A dog’s way to cheer you up 😭🥰

A dog’s way to cheer you up 😭🥰

Lol, Tumblr, and Blog: . I welcomed th hedaehoa to her nevw home by tying to eat her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills oud Of me I cho se the dog around the house because he s scored of me now. LOL epicjohndoe: That Was A Painful Lesson

epicjohndoe: That Was A Painful Lesson

Christmas, Funny, and Meme: Katlin @KKeaton16 If you think I'm gonna ride around town and waste my gas looking at Christmas lights. You're dang right @drunkenhumor was voted most savage meme page of 2018. Go follow my favorite account @drunkenhumor @drunkenhumor @drunkenhumor @drunkenhumor

@drunkenhumor was voted most savage meme page of 2018. Go follow my favorite account @drunkenhumor @drunkenhumor @drunkenhumor @drunkenhumor

Taken, Tumblr, and Wow: The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It's called the Elephant's Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Wow, Radiation Is Pretty Scary

epicjohndoe: Wow, Radiation Is Pretty Scary

Family, Spirit, and World: As a public servant, father, and grandfather, President George H.W. Bush was an extraordinary example for us all. His spirit of service and decency will be missed by many, including our family. I hope his memory will be a guiding light for our country and those around the world.

As a public servant, father, and grandfather, President George H.W. Bush was an extraordinary example for us all. His spirit of service and ...

Click, Cute, and Fucking: There's this girl at my school and she's really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you'd just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk r. she was training herself to be happy oh my god does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says "wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin" She fucking Pavlov'd herself, the absolute madwoman Training yourself to smile! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SvV9GF

Training yourself to smile! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SvV9GF

Space, Own, and For: me returning to the comfort of my own space after being around people for too long

Dank, Scooby Doo, and House: *murderer chasing me around the house ME: "ALEXA PLAY THE SCOOBY DOO THEME SONG

Dank, Run, and Ted: Dan Hensley @RealDanHensley 3h Why are you photographing trains? Do you work for the rail company? Are you the media? わ3 Ted Ellis @chiefted 3h It's a hobby, there are a crap ton of people who do it for fun. Not just here in the US but around the world. 3 1 031 Dan Hensley @RealDanHensley 3h So it's a hobby. Why can't you enjoy it in the privacy of your own home? 13 2 Ted Ellis @chiefted Replying to @RealDanHensley and @midnightdog Because trains don't run through my home 4/11/17, 8:34 AM

Memes, Run, and Ted: Dan Hensley @RealDanHensley 3h Why are you photographing trains? Do you work for the rail company? Are you the media? わ3 Ted Ellis @chiefted 3h It's a hobby, there are a crap ton of people who do it for fun. Not just here in the US but around the world. 3 1 031 Dan Hensley @RealDanHensley 3h So it's a hobby. Why can't you enjoy it in the privacy of your own home? 13 2 Ted Ellis @chiefted Replying to @RealDanHensley and @midnightdog Because trains don't run through my home 4/11/17, 8:34 AM All aboard via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zyvp5l

All aboard via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zyvp5l

Christmas, Funny, and Memes: A "let's get hot chocolate & drive around and look at Christmas lights" date >>Asarcasm only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Dick, Girl, and Dank Memes: when you're sucking dick and realize you just needed a hug Jus Hug Your Mouth Around My Meat Girly Girl. 😊😊😊😊😊 Situations

Jus Hug Your Mouth Around My Meat Girly Girl. 😊😊😊😊😊 Situations

Blessed, Melania Trump, and Best: HAP PY HANUKKAH FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP This week, Jews around the world will celebrate the miracles of Hanukkah. First Lady Melania Trump and I send our very best wishes for a blessed and Happy Hanukkah! https://bit.ly/2QsBl9G

This week, Jews around the world will celebrate the miracles of Hanukkah. First Lady Melania Trump and I send our very best wishes for a ble...

Las Vegas, Breakfast, and Flight: WHOA! My aunt snapped this pic of a shredded engine on Frontier flight 260 from Vegas to Tampa. The plane was able to turn around and land. She says all passengers got a free breakfast voucher. Oh hell nah! Free breakfast?! 🤯 https://t.co/2ejqRqUiYr

Oh hell nah! Free breakfast?! 🤯 https://t.co/2ejqRqUiYr

Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: IFYOU ARE ABOUT TO MISS YOUR EXIT ON THE HIGHWAY, DONT PUTALL DRIVERS IN DANGER BY BRAKING AND CUTTING ACROSS SEVERAL LANES ITS OKTOJUST GO TO THE NEXT EXIT AND TURN AROUND advice-animal: Just don’t…please

advice-animal: Just don’t…please

Game of Thrones, Laundry, and Dirty: kelc33 This is what happens in The Clegane household when the Mountain leaves his dirty laundry laying around. X

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novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Doctor, Driving, and Love: 8:09 II O reddit USE APP Log in / Register r/doctorwho Misc Tound my lost cat thanks to Doctor Who u/OuterSpaceSimon Today i finally found my lost cat (i freaking love this dickhead) after he escaped the house three days ago Little bit of backstory: My cat always sleeps by my side and i have a habit of watching a few episodes of Doctor Who before sleeping. Because of that, my cat runs to my bed as soon as he hears the Tardis sound because its a "sign" to go sleeping for him He never leaves the house but 3 days ago i couldnt find him anywhere and i figured out he somehow escaped.. I started to search him and spent a lot of hours outside calling his name but i never found him. Today, I went to bed and started my daily episode and when the Tardis sound came up i felt really sad but then i had the idea! At 1:00 AM, i grabbed my phone, ran to my car, connected the phone and played a video of the tardis sound so loud i probably woke everyone in the area up.. after driving around for a little, still blasting the sound, i really saw my freaking idiot cat running towards my car (t was 1km away from my house) and he was sooo freaking happy to hear the sound and see me :D So now, here i am, watching Doctor Who with my cat by my side again TLDR: Cat ran away, three days later i found him by blasting the tardis sound in my car at 1:00 AM Share20 Comments 206 awesomacious: The good doc saves the day

awesomacious: The good doc saves the day

Family, Memes, and 🤖: @doseoftaya stop tellin ur daughters/nieces that they need to cover up because ur having male company or their uncles are coming over. If they are looking at ur daughter/niece sexually, then they don't need to be around them Stop protecting molestors/rapists bc they're family.

Too Much, Word, and Girl Memes: my boyfriend absolutely hates this song when i play it and says i play it too much. but obviously he sings this song on a daily basis when i'm not around and his little sister exposed him to me so now i'm exposing him to everyone else he ain’t miss a single word lmaoo via; @mxddylicious

Memes, Rugby, and Ligers: Leicester ligers trying to turn their season around RUGBY MEMES Accurate 😬🐅 rugby leicestertigers bristolbears premrugby

Accurate 😬🐅 rugby leicestertigers bristolbears premrugby

Bad, Beard, and Comfortable: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!" Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did I?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "canl pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax I'd never let anything hurt you. He'sa good boy." I'll never forget it ever bcI know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah ves the two least intimidating living things I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy wholesome stories

wholesome stories

Bad, Beard, and Comfortable: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!" Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did I?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "canl pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax I'd never let anything hurt you. He'sa good boy." I'll never forget it ever bcI know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah ves the two least intimidating living things I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy Wholesome interactions via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2G2Zsb9

Wholesome interactions via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2G2Zsb9

Af, Funny, and Phone: Why u smiling at ur phone???" CUZ MY BESTFRIEND AND I ARE FUNNY AF Tag a bff that you have too many inside jokes with that it annoys everyone else around you 😂😂

Tag a bff that you have too many inside jokes with that it annoys everyone else around you 😂😂

Cars, Dank, and 🤖: RON GRAY @Ronsthoughts_ Me and a cop were stuck at a red light down town for like 5 minutes and no other cars were around and he looked over at me and nodded, then we both ran the red liaht together

Books, Funny, and Book: AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO HATES IT WHEN BOOKS HAVE MOVIE POSTERS AS COVERS? judging a book by its cover

judging a book by its cover

Bored, Tinder, and Business: tay @Taylor_Stag My flight was delayed 3 hours so l was doing what any human does when they're bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes "ouch hard no for that one?" And Iturn around ONLY TO SEE THE MANIJUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA no way lmfao

no way lmfao

Be Like, Life, and Failure: When you're born a failure but some how manage to turn your life around It be like that sometimes

It be like that sometimes

Girl Memes, How, and Teachers: how teachers walk around during tests LMFAOOOOOO

Business, Ability, and Doubt: When you feel discouraged about your business idea because there's so many people around you doing the same thing. Go to the grocery store & look down the bread isle. Same idea, 15+ companies selling the same thing! We all can eat. Don't doubt your ability. Just make sure you doing what YOU supposed to be doing! Real talk 💯 https://t.co/mt77y8A5YM

Real talk 💯 https://t.co/mt77y8A5YM

Funny, For, and Always: Always coming around and begging us for a buck....NO HAND OUTS BUD!

Always coming around and begging us for a buck....NO HAND OUTS BUD!

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Universe necklace🌎 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewels...

Memes, Afghanistan, and Pharmacy: Students attend their graduation ceremony in Kandahar, Afghanistan. Around 400 students graduated in the fields of nursing, pharmacy and medicine at Kandahar Mamon Tahiri institute. Photo: EPA-Muhammad Sadiq education afghanistan graduation bbcnews

Students attend their graduation ceremony in Kandahar, Afghanistan. Around 400 students graduated in the fields of nursing, pharmacy and med...

I Bet, Shower, and Sorry: THE EXPERIMENT A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS PLACED 5 MONKEYS IN A CAGE AND IN THE MIDDLE, A LADDER WITH BANANAS ON TOP EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE LADDER, THE SCIENTISTS SOAKED THE REST OF THE MONKEYS WITH COLD WATER. AFTER A WHILE, EVERY TIME A MONKEY WENT UP THE LADDER, THE OTHER ONES BEAT UP THE ONE ON THE LADDER. AFTER SOME TIME, NO MONKEY DARE TO GO UP THE LADDER REGARDLESS OF THE TEMPTATION. SCIENTISTS THEN DECIDED TO SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE MONKEYS. THE FIRST THING THIS NEW MONKEY DID WAS TO GO UP THE LADDER. IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER MONKEYS BEAT HIM UP. AFTER SEVERAL BEATINGS, THE NEW MEMBER LEARNED NOT TO CLIMB THE LADDER EVEN THOUGH NEVER KNEW WHY THE SECOND MONKEY WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE SAME OCCURED. THE FIRST MONKEY PARTICIPATED ON THE BEATING FOR THE SECOND MONKEY. A THIRD MONKEY WAS CHANGED AND THE SAME WAS REPEATED. THE FOURTH WAS SUBSTITUTED AND THE BEATING WAS REPEATED AND FINALLY THE FIFTH MONKEY WAS REPLACED. WHAT WAS LEFT WAS A GROUP OF 5 MONKEYS THAT EVEN THOUGH NEVER RECEIVED A COLD SHOWER, CONTINUED TO BEAT UP ANY MONKEY WHO ATTEMPTED TO CLIMB THE LADDER. IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO ASK THE MONKEYS WHY THEY WOULD BEAT UPALL THOSE WHO ATTEMPTED TO GO UP THE LADDER, I BET THEIR ANSWER WOULD BE: "I DON T KNOW. THAT'S HOW THINGS ARE DONE AROUND HERE." DON T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE THIS WITH OTHERS AS THEY MIGHT BE ASKING THEMSELVES WHY WE CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING IF THERE IS A DIFFERENT WAY OUT THERE. Conclusion: Don't follow others behavior, think before you follow. And sorry for the long post, here's a BANANA epicjohndoe: This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

epicjohndoe: This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

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