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Dank, Memes, and Nudes: THE NUDES MAYBE When someone ask for nudes send them this πŸ˜‚ by horrorshusbend MORE MEMES

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Desperate, Dick Pics, and Friends: eo0 Virgin 3:08 pm Hope YOU MATCHED WITH HOPE ON 1/11/17 Can't think of a pickup line but fingers crossed my failed modelling career will be enough to entice you for a few dates before we go our separate ways and forget about each other Yesterday 7:37 am You had me at failed modelling career. If drinks are involved in those dates I'm in We can awkwardly unmatch afterwards and pretend we're strangers when we match again Are you in? Yesterday 10:04 amm Drinks are a given, we'll need them to get past the awkward comment I make about us both having facial moles I'm in, but only if you make me pay and tell your friends you're just doing it for a free meal Yesterday 11:33 am I prefer the term 'beauty mark', you can buy me a drink while you think of a horrible pickup line about it Of course, but only if you tell all your friends I'm at least a 9 when you put a picture of me in the group chat Yesterday 12:53 pm Already done. This is all panning out perfectly, shall we say the 11th of November? Of course you have to flake on the first date to assert your superiority, and I'll let it slide cause I'm desperate to find somebody that will impress my mum Yesterday 5:52 pm That sounds perfect. I'll use my excuse of exams to reschedule last minute so I can start the psychological games And I'll let you use me to impress your mum only because it shows how respectful you are to her and women Yesterday 6:17 pm You're the best, I'd ask for your phone number to arrange this but I can't hold conversations so add me on snap instead - As you know I respect women so of course I won't ask for nudes or send unsolicited dick pics Sent Yesterday 9:46 pm Perfect, we'll arrange this through strategically taken selfies Okay that made me laugh. We'll discuss the nudes arrangement over drinks thern GIF lype a message Send She wanted a name pun
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