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Memes, Anyone Know, and Asking: Does anyone know when the voting ends for the Democrats? Asking for a friend

Advice, Grandma, and Memes: Sarah @sarah_petti called my grandma asking for boy advice and she told me "if you have enough time in your schedule to worry about him, you should take another class." my grandma serves her tea boiling omg ☕️🔥 she’s not wrong tho (@sarah_petti on Twitter)

omg ☕️🔥 she’s not wrong tho (@sarah_petti on Twitter)

Funny, Lol, and Asking: @YouhannesEden ldk why my job thinks that when I request days off I'm asking for permission it's a suggestion that y'all would want to find coverage cus I'm not showing up lol This! @crazybitchprobs_ 🤣🤣

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Beautiful, Bitch, and Club: Ebrahim Aseem @EbrahimAseem Instead of asking for a pic of her body ask for a pic of the book shes reading. Buy it, text her the pic Have a book club date & converse. Turn the pages of her mind. W 8/7/18, 7:42 AM 37 Retweets 85 Likes O0 115 Comment ub Like Comment Share Good afternoon beautiful. What book are you reading today? Today 5:13 PM What What book are you reading so we can read it together<3 Delivered Bitch l ain't reading a book These girls only want one thing. And it’s disgusting.

These girls only want one thing. And it’s disgusting.

Memes, Anyone Know, and Asking: Does anyone know when voting ends for the Democrats? Asking for a friend Looks like they're still at it. -Jacob

Looks like they're still at it. -Jacob

Alcoholic, Single, and Asking: Brad @Bradleeder1 Apart from going out and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single Asking for a friend.

Asking for a friend.

Memes, Obama, and Lost: Barack Obama fought for us for 8 years as President. He fought for us so hard this year on the campaign trail, he lost his voice. Now, he's only asking for one thing in return: Get out and vote to PROTECT our progress. mypollingplace.org ← Let's make him proud. #ElectionDay 🇺🇸

Barack Obama fought for us for 8 years as President. He fought for us so hard this year on the campaign trail, he lost his voice. Now, he's ...

Birthday, Crying, and Cute: My Great-Grandma has been constantly asking for a puppy ever since her dog died a few months ago. She was surprised with one on her 96th birthday and her reaction kills me every time. oh my gosh so cute i’m crying lmao

oh my gosh so cute i’m crying lmao

Club, Instagram, and Meme: Ebrahim Aseem @EbrahimAseem Instead of asking for a pic of her body ask for a pic of the book she's reading. Buy it, text her the pid Have a book club date & converse. Turn the pages of her mind. 8/7/18, 7:42 AM @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Definitely, Sorry, and Girl Memes: Is there a greeting card for "sorry I isolated myself for a month, I was having a depressive episode and it will definitely happen again?" Asking for a friend

Asking for a friend

Advice, Boxing, and Grandma: Sarah @sarah_petti called my grandma asking for boy advice and she told me "if you have enough time in your schedule to worry about him, you should take another class." my grandma serves her tea boiling *signs up for kick boxing* That’s not what I wanted to hear, Grammy.

*signs up for kick boxing* That’s not what I wanted to hear, Grammy.

Memes, Death, and Women: Theresa Searcaigh @TSearcaigh A Republican candidate just suggested implementing the death penalty to women who have abortions. Exactly how far are we going to let this country slide before we revolt? Asking for a gender. This is why we #VOTEPROCHOICE. Use our voter guide to elect prochoice candidates ➡️ www.vpc.guide

This is why we #VOTEPROCHOICE. Use our voter guide to elect prochoice candidates ➡️ www.vpc.guide

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Can you imagine the horror

Girls, Dank Memes, and Change: #Equa!Rights (Send tit pics) @stoleyourchill girls have more rights than guys and be asking for more 10/24/18, 10:00 PM ll View Tweet activity Girls have more rights than guys. - change my mind

Girls have more rights than guys. - change my mind

Girls, Memes, and Fuck: When your bro calls you at 1 am telling you he has 2 girls in the back of his car and one of them asking for you but you're right next to your girl. Your girl just sitting there listening waiting for you to fuck up. She got that Acoustic Sensor on deck.

Your girl just sitting there listening waiting for you to fuck up. She got that Acoustic Sensor on deck.

Funny, Lol, and Memes: How many days in a row can l use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend) 32 Memes For Women That Men Can't Understand-03 #funnymemes #funnypictures #humor #funnytexts #funnyquotes #funny #lol #wtf #memes

32 Memes For Women That Men Can't Understand-03 #funnymemes #funnypictures #humor #funnytexts #funnyquotes #funny #lol #wtf #memes

Crying, Shit, and Today: My friend wanted to order water and the delivery guy was asking for her address, "add pls". She thought it meant add the WORD "please". I'm crying ll DhiMobile 4G 2:00 PM Water Delivery Guy g last seen today at 1:08 PM Sunday Hi.. can you deliver water on Wednesday.? 8:37 PM add pls 8:37 PM Hi. can you please deliver water on Wednesday.? 8:42 PM some shit i would pull

some shit i would pull

Being Alone, Family, and Friends: ghost malone @kxthleen tfw pornhub is more wholesome about mental health than twitter hub brandJames 20 hours ago dddasss YesterdayI've been feeling the same way, man. Guys, I have no idea why but recently, I've been feeling really depressed. But I have absolutely no reason to be depressed. I am actually not joking. I really need help. I have a loving family, great friends, good grades, but I'm fucking depressed for some reason. Like Walker TexasNutter (great name by the way) said, find someone to talk to. The brain is a funny thing, and sometimes shit gets imbalanced up there. Don't let it cut your life short. It's not worth it. It's never is. 4Reply 11 , Reply Walker TexasNutter Yesterday NightDoll 16 hours ago Don't be afraid to seek professional You have a loving family and friends dont be afraid to ask them for help You're not alone help man. I've been there and asking for help was the hardest damn thing i've ever done but it saved my life. Good luck 4 Reply 7Reply

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Advice, Grandma, and Twitter: Sarah @sarah_petti called my grandma asking for boy advice and she told me "if you have enough time in your schedule to worry about him, you should take another class." my grandma serves her tea boiling Get you a grandma that keeps it real (twitter: sarah_petti)

Get you a grandma that keeps it real (twitter: sarah_petti)

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Home, Pictures, and Hilarious: WARNING!!** these 2 men are going around local neighborhoods knocking on doors claiming to be from a plumbing & heating company and asking for entry to your home to check your taps for possible leaks! DO NOT let them in, they ARE NOT plumbers! PLEASE SHARE. THEY ARE DANGEROUS!! k * 30 Hilarious Pictures That Will Guarantee To Make You Laugh

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Memes, Black, and Video: Kevin @Shitpostrgenral @OccupyDemocrats, soooo we still gunna #BelieveA|Women or nah? Asking for a friend @DemocratsLog.c #BelieveSurvivors #BelieveWomen Occupy Democrats 2 mins. BREAKING: New video shows a white woman calling the cops on a 9-year-old Black boy to accuse him of "sexual assault" for brushing up against her in a crowded grocery store aisle. UNBELIEVABLE! Video by Occupy Democrats. Follow us for more! DEMOCRATS (GC)

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Funny, Kardashian, and Asking: Some people wake up and feel like a million bucks Me? I wake up feeling like "insufficient funds" Is there a Kardashian major at my university??? Asking for myself😩

Is there a Kardashian major at my university??? Asking for myself😩

Help, Idiot, and Asking: Asking for help Sitting there like an idiot

Beer, Family, and Life: Graham Allen @GrahamAllen 1 Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh has a FANTASTIC RING TO IT!!!! Almost as good as TRUMP 2020!!! #KavanaughConfirmed Sidenote: I wonder how many people are gonna drink a beer for Kavanaugh tonight?! Asking for a friend One more for the good guys🇺🇸 kavanaughconfirmed himtoo life love faith family

One more for the good guys🇺🇸 kavanaughconfirmed himtoo life love faith family

Latinos, Memes, and App Store: 11:30AM Presidential Alert ALL LATINOS PLEASE LEAVE THE UNITED STATES IMMEDIATELY Dismiss 280 Stocks App Store Maps @GeorgeLopez Asking for Unos Amigos #askingforafriend did everyone get this , my Tia is #inconsolable and who ordered these #PODS #gacho

Asking for Unos Amigos #askingforafriend did everyone get this , my Tia is #inconsolable and who ordered these #PODS #gacho

Fire, Video Games, and Game: John Lewis VVG-Vintage Video Gaming NES/SNES/N64 /GameBoy / SEGA GameCube 40 mins . I had a house fire last night. Unfortunately, my game room with 30 systems and over 2000 games did not survive. It is all gone, I have nothing. I'm not asking for anything, just press f to say goodbye This is absolutely heartbreaking. A moment of silence for John Lewis... https://t.co/8s6Ow04vBs

This is absolutely heartbreaking. A moment of silence for John Lewis... https://t.co/8s6Ow04vBs

Fire, Friends, and Memes: when you play some fire on the aux and everyone asking for the name of the song Follow @comediic for more😂😂 - Tag your friends! 😂

Follow @comediic for more😂😂 - Tag your friends! 😂

Bill Cosby, Dude, and Smh: So if your Momma came to you and said "this dude raped me 36 years ago would you be asking for proof? Hell no you wouldn't. It'd be chittychittybangbang Pay attention to these dudes and how they react to these Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby situations. Smh. Be careful y'all.

Hell no you wouldn't. It'd be chittychittybangbang Pay attention to these dudes and how they react to these Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby s...

Fire, Funny, and Asking: when you play some fire on the aux and everyone asking for the name of the song Im the plug 😂😂

Im the plug 😂😂

Barcelona, Birthday, and Club: 3 8Fact Football TOTTI 10 A prisoner in Italy asked permission to stay in prison for an extra week so that he woould be able to meet Francesco Totti who was due to visit. The prisoner had reportedly been devastated to learn he would be released before Totti made his visit and so wrote a letter to the prison warden asking for special dispensation to remain inside for another week. 844 games 316 goals 127 assists 25 seasons 6 trophies 3 decades 1 club 1 King of Rome 💛 Happy birthday, Francesco Totti ❤ • • harrykane england elclassico world barcelona rome italy prison birthday king francescototti

844 games 316 goals 127 assists 25 seasons 6 trophies 3 decades 1 club 1 King of Rome 💛 Happy birthday, Francesco Totti ❤ • • harrykane engl...

Beautiful, Community, and Dank: My wife told me that one of the 4th graders in her class asked, “How many times are you going to wear that outfit?” Then she gave her a smug, twisted lipped look and said, “You wore it last year, too.” I’ll be honest, this story gave me pause for a few reasons. First: I’m a 36-year-old working father who wears jeans and a polo every day, and never, not once, has anyone, 4th grader or adult, ever asked how many times I planned to wear “that outfit.” Second: I was obviously more bothered by this than she was, and when I asked her why, she said “Women just say stuff like that” as if it was as normal as someone asking for the time. All of this made me feel like my wife, an educator with an educator for a husband, was expected to have vast wardrobe money, even though we had white collar educations, with white collar student loan debt, but were living on blue collar wages. And all of it made me wonder why any of this is acceptable, and for the first time I got this small understanding of the social struggles women experience, and it made me want to rage. Third: I couldn’t understand how a 10yo girl would already understand this sort of thing, and feel justified in telling a teacher that she needed to “get a new outfit.” Did she pick this up at home, or from a sibling, or from friends, or TV, or all four? We live in a rural, low-income Oregon town. I wonder how she treated the people around her when they didn’t have a variety of “outfits” that met her standards. Fourth: My wife could wear the same outfit everyday for the rest of her life, and she’d still be a beautiful, caring, compassionate, well educated, mother of three who spends hours fussing over her students, and donating time to the education of our community. I don’t know how many times my wife wore that outfit, and I don’t care, because that isn’t the point. And if you are reading this, and you think otherwise, you are part of the problem, and it’s time for you to spend more time giving back, and less time judging how people dress. Because garbage like this obviously begins young, younger than I ever imagined, but it can end now, with adults focusing on what really matters. (via Clint Edwards, https://amzn.to/2NDDgaI)

My wife told me that one of the 4th graders in her class asked, “How many times are you going to wear that outfit?” Then she gave her a smug...

Bad, Chelsea, and Homeless: The Telegraph @Telegraph Follow Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates outside £8m London home Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates.. Pop superstar Ed Sheeran, who spent nights sleeping rough on the streets of London early in his career, has won planning permission to install "anti-homeless" r... telegraph.co.uk feminismisahatemovement: holybucketbatman: fuck-ler: capatalismnt: Please don’t pay for his music. also don’t listen to it, it’s extremely bad He’s wanting to do this to his home: He submitted the proposal to the Kensington and Chelsea Borough Council and the plan was rejected because the proposed four-foot-high railings (fence) and simple cast iron gate (which was chosen purely privacy and security for the front of the home) were considered “too domestic” looking for the former industrial area. The council gave Sheeran a list of options for privacy “railings”, and after changing the proposal Sheeran was given permission that was more in line with the neighbourhood, which is in a conservation area. A direct quote from Sheeran states: “Dear Natalie Edwards from The Sun newspaper. Your story is bollocks, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason.The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep. Have a good day.” this comment has been substantiated by the local police and security companies that Sheeran and his neighbours have had to contact previously when paparazzi have been taking photographs not only of Sheeran’s house but inside his windows, and constantly knocking on his door and yelling outside his house. Think about this for a moment, a guy bought a house and fixed it up, he was trying to gain some privacy by asking for a simple fence and gate to indicate the property line and gain some distance from the paps, - which the police and council said was fine - and the newspapers who can no longer use these ill-gotten photos and are probably pissed have managed to spin this story to make it seem that this guy (whether you like his music or not), is an asshole and is anti-homeless. And you’re all eating this shit up and believing the newspapers, even though the Sun and Telegraph are well known across the UK for making shit up and lying. smh. These days you have to fact-check 97% of newspaper articles as much as reddit trolls.

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Crime, Driving, and Drugs: Going to try party drugs? *I'm not gonna give vou a preach now just asking for a little favour This is from me (an EMT) to you. 1. Remember the name(s) of what you took.~ 2. If vou only know the slang name, ask (the person you get it from) what kind of drug it's similar to. 3. Tell a good friend what you toolk in case you won't be able to if something happens. 4. If you don't know what you took, remember how it looked (color, form, taste, amount) 5. Please don't lie to the paramedics We are not the police. *We hate interrogating, we love helping. We won't tell you off for taking drugs. *You don't even know what a terrible liar you are when you're drunk. *Telling us that "someone must have put it in my drink" is getting old. Telling us what you took: Will actually make us quite happy, because you're honest. Will make us treat you like an adult. Will un-complicate everything. Will make us stop annoying you (asking questions) and maybe give you a break. Will shorten your hospital stay. Can spare you of unnecessary/ uncomfortable tests and treatments. Will make the ambulance ride less scary and more comforting; We are actually quite nice people and we'll always listen if you wanna talk Sincerely, your EMT P.S. Stay safe emt-monster.tumblr.com pigletkin: kenderfriend: arkhamarchitecture: edens-blog: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. this is so important Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it. I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI. Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay. Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops

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Funny, McDonalds, and Best: u/hotanormy69.5m 2meirl4meirl r/Showerthoughts u/amalshan96 5h Going to McDonald's and ordering a salad is the same as going to a prostitute and asking for a hug Funny Mindblowing T 1.7k 101 Share BEST COMMENTS tejas_96 5h Which sometimes is exactly what you need Reply 1 432 Vote Comment T Share Randomly on r/showerthoughts via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2D4hKHb

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memehumor: Give It What It Wants

Girls, Memes, and Girl: When your bro calls you at 1 am telling you he has 2 girls in the back of his car and one of thern asking for you bul you e ght nexl lo your girl.

Funny, Girls, and Girl: When your bro calls you at 1 am telling you he has 2 girls in the back of his car and one of thern asking for you bul you e ght nexl lo your girl. 😂😂 This how yall do? funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Rp @alwaysp0ppin2

😂😂 This how yall do? funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Rp @alwaysp0ppin2

Lmao, Logic, and Memes: RFA William Nylander isn't expected to be at Toronto Maple Leafs training camp. The Leafs are offering $6 million, while Nylander is asking for $8 million @nhl_ref_ logic "WE CAn an WE WiLL KeErp nYLan DeR, mAtTheWs and mArNeR" lmao $8M a year? get outta here with that

lmao $8M a year? get outta here with that

Love, Wow, and Poetic: Quick note: your brutal honesty? Ain't nobody asking for that. Where is you clever honesty? Your compassionate honesty? Your insightful honesty? Uplifting? Poetic? Empowering? Take your brutal honesty and go sit in the back with all the devil's advocates. 152 15.3 37.5K wow I love this One of the truest things I've ever heard is that people who say they're "brutally honest" are more interested in the brutality than the honesty Honesty is golden, but how you serve it matters

Honesty is golden, but how you serve it matters

College, Shit, and Home: kayla smith * @kaysmith925 picking a college major based on a slight interest you kinda have is the equivalent of a kid telling extreme makeover home edition he kinda likes elephants or sum shit and getting his bedroom turned into a wildlife sanctuary ok but what's your major and did your room have a theme?? asking for reasons

ok but what's your major and did your room have a theme?? asking for reasons

Girls, Joker, and Memes: -Dem @purplleReign -You are asking for PS4 from girls who can't afford to buy themselves Data? Joker It’s not that deep na 😂😂😂 . KraksTV

It’s not that deep na 😂😂😂 . KraksTV

Dank, Girls, and Valentine's Day: no Following @tbhjuststop why are girls asking for a giant teddy bear for valentines day when this exists RETWEETS LIKES

Birthday, Funny, and Guess: When it's your birthday and you haven't told anybody in 5 minutes @tank.sinatra y-34 Guess what today is? I’m getting older, but @pencilsofpromise has a solution to make it all better. This year, if you’re able, I’m asking for individual donations of $38 towards this great cause. $38 because I’m 38, and also it costs them $75 to educate each child. So it takes two to teach one, and I like the idea of teamwork. If you’re unable that’s totally fine too. I hope you all have a great day! (Link in bio to donate).

Guess what today is? I’m getting older, but @pencilsofpromise has a solution to make it all better. This year, if you’re able, I’m asking fo...

Dank, Memes, and Work: When giraffes go to work do you think they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks? Asking for a friend. OR @Memes

Animals, Funny, and Lawyer: The suspect told police 'give me a lawyer dog. 'give me a lawyer The court says he wasn't asking for a lawyer. By Tom Jackman November 2 UNCUFFMY CLIENT THISINSTANT! 48 Animals Photos Gallery That Are Too Funny For Words

48 Animals Photos Gallery That Are Too Funny For Words

Funny, Lowes, and Asking: How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes LOWES Asking for a friend https://t.co/aMp5yHLbKj

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