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Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
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Growing Up, Lol, and The Simpsons: Bat <p><a href="http://dandaman97x.tumblr.com/post/175381118217" class="tumblr_blog">dandaman97x</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175374707764/merlynapanachay-libertarirynn-voice-acting" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://merlynapanachay.tumblr.com/post/175373287251/libertarirynn-voice-acting-is-a-highly" class="tumblr_blog">merlynapanachay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175364900179/voice-acting-is-a-highly-underrated-skill" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Voice acting is a highly underrated skill.</p></blockquote> <p>These characters are all actually the same person????????</p> </blockquote> <p>Yup! Lol excluding guest appearances, The Simpsons only has a cast of like 10 people who voice the hundreds of characters.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="571" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/64005de9cc72cd50e681c1e3e4be591e/tumblr_inline_pb3cr19QLz1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="571" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="581" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0db53270239123c397a75d993336942d/tumblr_inline_pb3cr18Pdx1rw09tq_500.png" data-orig-height="581" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="610"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/365570f59e050e6ad9c1848d730d03fd/tumblr_inline_pb3cr1b3Zt1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="610"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="236"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/78802eed3a2cb36cae753a56d7c917f4/tumblr_inline_pb3cr2uTe11rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="236"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Female voice actors that do boys always fucks me up</p></blockquote> <p>I mean it makes a lot of sense as a long-term investment. Young male actors will grow up and their voices will change. Casting an adult woman means you don’t have to keep re-casting every few years.</p><p>For my fellow Christian kids who weren’t allowed watch Simpsons growing up, a more familiar example for you might be Junior Asparagus:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="138"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/862986a5fb6a42d2488513712859c358/tumblr_inline_pb3znrxIXp1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="138"/></figure><p>He was voiced by the show creator’s wife!</p>
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Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
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