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80s, Be Like, and Bless Up: When you try to pretend you're not looking at your crush, and then eye contact happens. New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always my rules come with exceptions. First, u been in a action film starring the Rock or a romantic film starring Sarah Jessica Parker. U feel me? A film errybody seent. Oh u acted in one art house film that was featured at the Aspen Film Festival and got a small release in NYC and LA but u rocking Gucci shades at O’hare? U a jacka$$ 🙂. Even a B-list celebrity like Kid Cudi Imma let u rock shades out the goodness of my heart. Like to a oddly specific subsection of 2000s-era stoners u a legit star - shades are ok because them oddly specific fans is hella in love with u and U want a lil privacy. Plus people gon be like “wow kid cudi flying spirit airline?? Damn. Times is rough. AHIMMMMAHHHHHHOHHHHH.” [I always pictured Kid Cudi fans moan like Cudi in private lmao.] He might wear shades to be like “aye lemme hide a lil bit and eat my airport Cinnabon with jiz sauce in peacington.” I feel that. Second, legit athletes. But see it’s always that dude that’s 6’5”+ who wanna rock shades in the airport to create confusion. He ain’t a NBA player but he might could had played college ball. Bruh. U ain’t famous. U just lengthy 😂. “Well smash maybe u just jealous of these actors, rappers and athletes — salty a$$. U just a nobody with a meme page LMAOOO.” Ummmm exactly! And I love it that way! 😂 That’s the whole point. People wear them shades in airports to pretend like they don’t wanna be recognized but low key dying to be recognized. The shades - which is suppose to obscure they identity - actually draw attention to them. People look harder to see who they are. Like them dudes who was heavy metal artists in the 80s but still rock the big hair like ya auntie Julie and tight fake leather pants like homie just dying to be spotted by someone (...like ya auntie Julie lmao she still play they music! She never moved on! She’ll STILL smash Jerry the drummer just to brag at the hair salon! Raw! Knowing she number 8,762! Go head Julie u wild lmao!) Anyway bruv, stop. Take them shades off. See? Light is lovely. Bless up 😂😂😂
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Regret, Target, and Tumblr: the-aspen-tree: These markers were super expensive and I regret nothing

the-aspen-tree: These markers were super expensive and I regret nothing

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Fashion, Target, and Tumblr: now youre erfect the-aspen-tree: Grown up Mari fashion designer extraordinaire (and her personal model) Also sketch of Mari on a whiteboard

the-aspen-tree: Grown up Mari fashion designer extraordinaire (and her personal model) Also sketch of Mari on a whiteboard

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Alive, Bad, and Crying: did you know? didyouknowblog.com The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named "Prometheus." It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964 didyouknowblog.com Photo Credit: wordsmith.com paramud: wellshitcaitlin: aclockworknick: did-you-kno: The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…” And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder Prometheus’s age is actually unknown, but it’s more closely estimated to have been around 4862 years. The oldest living non-clonal tree is actually a Great Basin bristlecone pine in White Mountains, California, at 5066 years old. The oldest clonal tree, however, is a colony of Quaking Aspen in Utah called Pando. Covering 107 acres and having roughly 47,000 stems, Pando’s root system is estimated to be anywhere between 80,000 and 1,000,000 years old.
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Love, Omg, and Prince: silverfangs:i got a ferret!! his name is aspen and i love him. he’s only about 2 months old but he is my prince i love him omg 

silverfangs:i got a ferret!! his name is aspen and i love him. he’s only about 2 months old but he is my prince i love him omg 

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