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9gag, Ass, and Fucking: VIA 9GAG.COM TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individua's have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE No fucking way I'm not certain that's feasible. Really Perhaps you should check with <name> . Iwasn't involved in that project. Interesting behaviour You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck.... Ask me f I gve a fuckmsme it's not my fucking problem Of course I'm concerned What the fuck?... Fuck it, it won't work.. Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?l try to schedule that. When the fuck do you expect me to do this?...Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?.. I'm not sure I can implement this. He's got his head up his ass... Eat shit.. Eat shit and dio Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life'?They weren't happy with it? Are you sure it's a problem? He's not familiar with the problem Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? You don't say. Excuse me? Kiss my aSS. Fuck it, I'm on salaryn So you'd like my help with that? Of course Im concerned
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