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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh

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Charlie, Fucking, and Gif: heute SHOW heute SHOW heute SHOW <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/175941284852/theindependentconservative-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://theindependentconservative.tumblr.com/post/175940890585/lastsonlost-ricwulf-priceofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">theindependentconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175912880127/ricwulf-priceofliberty-luchadoreofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ricwulf.tumblr.com/post/175912603896/priceofliberty-luchadoreofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">ricwulf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/175903657618/luchadoreofliberty-icantlearngerman" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://luchadoreofliberty.tumblr.com/post/175899273086/icantlearngerman-dragoni-like-charlie" class="tumblr_blog">luchadoreofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icantlearngerman.tumblr.com/post/175859118817/dragoni-like-charlie-chaplins-great" class="tumblr_blog">icantlearngerman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dragoni.tumblr.com/post/175857691217/like-charlie-chaplins-great-dictator-before" class="tumblr_blog">dragoni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p> Like Charlie Chaplin’s ‘Great Dictator’ before, the Trump baby blimp is rapidly earning its rightful place in the history of political satire. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/trump?src=hash">#<b>trump</b></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpUKVisit?src=hash">#<b>TrumpUKVisit</b></a> <br/></p> <p> <a href="https://twitter.com/jelle_simons">Jelle Simons‏ @<b>jelle_simons</b></a> - July 13, 2018<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2> <b>Sending photos to the <a href="http://time.com/5308542/trump-presidential-records-nixon/">National Archives for safekeeping as historical records</a>  #<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TrumpLibrary&amp;src=typd">TrumpLibrary </a></b><br/></h2> </blockquote> <p>German media ist die besten!!!</p> <p>😂🍊😂👊</p> </blockquote> <p>This is no way the same as Chaplin’s Great Dictator. I mean seriously? Chaplin’s film is a work of art. This is just a balloon baby. </p> </blockquote> <p>this fucking balloon is the most forced meme I have ever seen<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m loving how many on the left are eating it up too.</p> <p>I mean, what else can they do at this point? Admit they wasted $30k? Admit that it was way smaller than they envisioned? Admit that they were only being allowed (oi, you got a licence for that mate!) to fly it for two hours?</p> <p>They’re forcing this meme because they need it to work. Nobody thinks this is insulting to Trump. Not a single person. It’s just embarrassing that people think this is in any way cutting.</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you telling me that $30,000 dollars that could have been used to <b>ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE</b> was wasted on a freaking balloon?</p> <h1><b>ARE YOU KICKING SHITTING ME?</b></h1> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="460" data-tumblr-attribution="n-wordbelike:Gji7JlkLipQnH5pkwt1Z6w:ZtCBRg29dWP7E"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc27e9fcf42ac43a77d048a70a90efb4/tumblr_oaopabA06y1vayxj5o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="460"/></figure><p>Please tell me I’m being trolled.</p> </blockquote> <p>The balloon wasn’t even that good.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Them:</b>  LOL WE SHOWED DRUMF WITH OUR £16,000 MEME BALLOON DRUMPFKINS BTFO WE BEAT THE NAZIS AGAIN JUST LIKE IN WWII</p> <p><b>Anyone with half a brain:</b></p> <figure data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2212afd497d8b1f9a2d8c6d10bcbbbd0/tumblr_inline_pby29iB8uK1u3zna7_540.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It’s just hilariously embarrassing</p>

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Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA J+ 2 mins AjAJ+ 2 mins #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book #Comic characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? Is diversit killing comios? As Aj fanboys but ho. Sorry MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50 526 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales made the mistake of admitting that. <p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</p></blockquote> <p>diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing</p> <p>not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once</p> <p>did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment?</p> <p>Let’s take some examples:</p> <p>Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her.</p> <p>You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to.</p> <p>Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man?</p> <p>Please.</p> <p>It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole.</p> <p>Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy.</p> <p>Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use….</p> <p>People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity”</p> <p>They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic.</p> <p>Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America</p> <p>for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself.</p> <p>See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms.</p> <p>But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies</p> <p>EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create.</p> <p>If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is.</p> <p>It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder.</p> <p>Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt.</p> <p>What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book.</p> </blockquote> <p>this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true)</p> </blockquote> <p>this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez</p> </blockquote> <p>And the worst thing is?</p> <p>With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work.</p> <p>But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company.</p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.</p>

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