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Bad, Confused, and Fucking: T-Mobile 1:10 AM Bra drop RAVE I went to a lingerie store yesterday to get some new "pretty" bras and while browsing near the changing room, a staff member (SM) asked another woman (30s, maybe?) going into the changing room how long it had been since she had been fitted. She said a while and before she could finish talking, SM says "OK, well let's get that taken care of" and tries to follow her into the changing roonm Shopper lady stopped her and told her she didn't want a fitting and SM interrupts her again to reassure her it's not uncomfortable and she shouldn't be shy and to tell her every woman needs one. Shopper lady clearly was getting pissed off at this point and straight up said "No You are not going to do a fitting for me." She wasn't rude, but she wasn't polite either, she was blunt Then SM turned the conversation on its head and asked "You're not a mother, are you?" Shopper lady looked so confused at the change of topic, she just said "Huh?" SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The ↑ 2.7k 239 Share T-Mobile 1:10 AM SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The women who aren't mothers yet are far more bashful. Once you have kids and have breastfed, that embarrassment goes right out the window because you'll realise breasts are for feeding babies, not for men to oogle" Shopper lady: gaining back some composure Kids aren't in my future SM: "Oh, it'll happen, one way or another" Shopper lady: now angry "Where in our conversation did I say it was my choice? How do you know you didn't just say that to an infertile woman?" SM: "I... Uh Shopper lady: getting louder "If boobs are only for feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way or another"." SM: still stammering Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a fitting not only because l know how to do it ↑ 2.7k 239 Share T-Mobile 1:10 AM feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way or another"." SM: still stammering Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a fitting not only because l know how to do it myself since l used to do your fucking job, which you'd know if you hadn't kept interrupting me, but because I'm also not buying anything after this" dumps armful of bras on the floor Not quite a mic drop, but her bra drop was still pretty cool By that point, I was outright staring and as Shopper Lady walked past she said "What?" in a defensive way, probably expecting me to defend SM. I just replied with "Just admiring how badass you are" which made her smile as she walked out Edit: just want to say l've seen a few comments assuming it was a Victoria's Secret store, but it wasn't. It was a boutique store with very few locations, and I don't want to say the name of it because apart from this one time, l've never had or seen a bad experience there ↑ 2.7k 239 Share Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'
Bad, Confused, and Fucking: T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 Bra drop
 RAVE
 I went to a lingerie store yesterday to get some
 new "pretty" bras and while browsing near the
 changing room, a staff member (SM) asked
 another woman (30s, maybe?) going into the
 changing room how long it had been since she
 had been fitted. She said a while and before she
 could finish talking, SM says "OK, well let's get
 that taken care of" and tries to follow her into the
 changing roonm
 Shopper lady stopped her and told her she didn't
 want a fitting and SM interrupts her again to
 reassure her it's not uncomfortable and she
 shouldn't be shy and to tell her every woman
 needs one. Shopper lady clearly was getting
 pissed off at this point and straight up said "No
 You are not going to do a fitting for me." She
 wasn't rude, but she wasn't polite either, she was
 blunt
 Then SM turned the conversation on its head and
 asked "You're not a mother, are you?"
 Shopper lady looked so confused at the change
 of topic, she just said "Huh?"
 SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share

 T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The
 women who aren't mothers yet are far more
 bashful. Once you have kids and have breastfed,
 that embarrassment goes right out the window
 because you'll realise breasts are for feeding
 babies, not for men to oogle"
 Shopper lady: gaining back some composure
 Kids aren't in my future
 SM: "Oh, it'll happen, one way or another"
 Shopper lady: now angry "Where in our
 conversation did I say it was my choice? How do
 you know you didn't just say that to an infertile
 woman?"
 SM: "I... Uh
 Shopper lady: getting louder "If boobs are only for
 feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because
 lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why
 would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah
 girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way
 or another"."
 SM: still stammering
 Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a
 fitting not only because l know how to do it
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share

 T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because
 lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why
 would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah
 girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way
 or another"."
 SM: still stammering
 Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a
 fitting not only because l know how to do it
 myself since l used to do your fucking job, which
 you'd know if you hadn't kept interrupting me,
 but because I'm also not buying anything after
 this" dumps armful of bras on the floor
 Not quite a mic drop, but her bra drop was still
 pretty cool
 By that point, I was outright staring and as
 Shopper Lady walked past she said "What?" in a
 defensive way, probably expecting me to defend
 SM. I just replied with "Just admiring how badass
 you are" which made her smile as she walked out
 Edit: just want to say l've seen a few comments
 assuming it was a Victoria's Secret store, but it
 wasn't. It was a boutique store with very few
 locations, and I don't want to say the name of it
 because apart from this one time, l've never had
 or seen a bad experience there
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share
Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'

Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'

Donald Trump, Future, and Golden Globes: Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as "OUR Future President" @balleralert Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering and heartfelt speech at last night’s Golden Globes, the internet is already planning Oprah’s presidential campaign for 2020. But, the thought of Queen O running for president has some people quite upset. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of president Trump, is calling out NBC for raving over Oprah and referring to her as "OUR future president." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The network tweeted the statement shortly after Oprah's speech, which also aired on NBC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Jr. says, "In case anyone had any doubts about where the media stands this should take care of it. The bias against @realDonaldTrump is now so obvious they have simply given up hiding it." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr. added, "Can you trust anything they say at this point? Americans see the truth in job s & in their wallets!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr.’s rant comes after Oprah’s longtime partner, Steadman Graham, said the Queen would "absolutely" run for President in 2020 if convinced by the people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Luckily Trump has not responded because babyyyyyy blacktwitter will drag profusely.
Donald Trump, Future, and Golden Globes: Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC
 For Referring to Oprah as "OUR
 Future President"
 @balleralert
Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering and heartfelt speech at last night’s Golden Globes, the internet is already planning Oprah’s presidential campaign for 2020. But, the thought of Queen O running for president has some people quite upset. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of president Trump, is calling out NBC for raving over Oprah and referring to her as "OUR future president." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The network tweeted the statement shortly after Oprah's speech, which also aired on NBC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Jr. says, "In case anyone had any doubts about where the media stands this should take care of it. The bias against @realDonaldTrump is now so obvious they have simply given up hiding it." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr. added, "Can you trust anything they say at this point? Americans see the truth in job s & in their wallets!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr.’s rant comes after Oprah’s longtime partner, Steadman Graham, said the Queen would "absolutely" run for President in 2020 if convinced by the people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Luckily Trump has not responded because babyyyyyy blacktwitter will drag profusely.

Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering...

Apparently, Children, and Memes: 11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing TrackS@balleraler 11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing Tracks - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An 11-year-old of Haines City, Florida was struck and killed by an Amtrak Train as she returned from getting soda and snacks for her and her brother. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, Yazmin Smith had earbuds in her ears and was looking at her cellphone as she walked towards the tracks. The train was traveling 68 mph. The conductor told investigators that he blew the horn for about a quarter of a mile while trying to stop the train. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Yazmin walked up and over the tracks with her earbuds in and never, ever, ever heard the train until the absolute last second, when she looked up and it was too late,” Judd said. “She tried to jump off the tracks, and she died as a result of being hit by the train.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yazmin was a fifth grader at Davenport School of the Arts, who was home with her 9-year- old brother that day. Smith’s brother was home napping when she decided to go to for snacks. The children’s mother was on her way home from work at the time. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to investigators, the earbuds have not been evaluated yet. “If you have noise-canceling earbuds, plus you have your favorite music in your ears, the end result is what, apparently, at this point in the investigation, we saw,” Judd said. “She never heard the train.”
Apparently, Children, and Memes: 11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On
 Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While
 Crossing TrackS@balleraler
11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing Tracks - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An 11-year-old of Haines City, Florida was struck and killed by an Amtrak Train as she returned from getting soda and snacks for her and her brother. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, Yazmin Smith had earbuds in her ears and was looking at her cellphone as she walked towards the tracks. The train was traveling 68 mph. The conductor told investigators that he blew the horn for about a quarter of a mile while trying to stop the train. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Yazmin walked up and over the tracks with her earbuds in and never, ever, ever heard the train until the absolute last second, when she looked up and it was too late,” Judd said. “She tried to jump off the tracks, and she died as a result of being hit by the train.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yazmin was a fifth grader at Davenport School of the Arts, who was home with her 9-year- old brother that day. Smith’s brother was home napping when she decided to go to for snacks. The children’s mother was on her way home from work at the time. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to investigators, the earbuds have not been evaluated yet. “If you have noise-canceling earbuds, plus you have your favorite music in your ears, the end result is what, apparently, at this point in the investigation, we saw,” Judd said. “She never heard the train.”

11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing Tracks - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An 11-year...

Comfortable, Memes, and Mondays: I REFUSETO BE IN THE RAT RACE Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s nothing wrong with normal. Except when it pertains to the rat race. - If you’re a normal person who’s tired of getting one raise a year (if that), tired of sitting under-utilized at your cubicle, tired of sitting over-utilized at your cubicle, tired of being TIRED, normal isn’t going to save you. So which options do you have? You only have three options at this point: ✔️Marry someone rich. ✔️Inherit a bunch of money. ✔️Sell your organs (which is illegal) Now, let me give you a few tips to do it the right way: ✔️Live like you don’t know when (and where) your next pay check will come from. Audit all your spending habits to see where you can cut back. And I mean REALLY cut back. ✔️Believe you can actually make money on your own without having to show up and sit in a cubicle for 40 hours a week. Most of us stick to the rat race not because it’s the only way we know, but because we think the alternative just isn’t feasible. ✔️Work outside normal working hours. When 5 o’clock strikes, the day is not done. There are still 7 hours left. Weird people know they need to use your time wisely if they want to exit the rat race. ✔️Wake up on F*cking Monday morning with a purpose!Weird people understand Mondays are no different than any other day of the week. Mondays are another opportunity to put in the work to escape the rat race. And guess what? Tomorrow is Monday. Are you ready? - ratrace success lifestyle millionairementor
Comfortable, Memes, and Mondays: I REFUSETO BE
 IN THE RAT RACE
Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s nothing wrong with normal. Except when it pertains to the rat race. - If you’re a normal person who’s tired of getting one raise a year (if that), tired of sitting under-utilized at your cubicle, tired of sitting over-utilized at your cubicle, tired of being TIRED, normal isn’t going to save you. So which options do you have? You only have three options at this point: ✔️Marry someone rich. ✔️Inherit a bunch of money. ✔️Sell your organs (which is illegal) Now, let me give you a few tips to do it the right way: ✔️Live like you don’t know when (and where) your next pay check will come from. Audit all your spending habits to see where you can cut back. And I mean REALLY cut back. ✔️Believe you can actually make money on your own without having to show up and sit in a cubicle for 40 hours a week. Most of us stick to the rat race not because it’s the only way we know, but because we think the alternative just isn’t feasible. ✔️Work outside normal working hours. When 5 o’clock strikes, the day is not done. There are still 7 hours left. Weird people know they need to use your time wisely if they want to exit the rat race. ✔️Wake up on F*cking Monday morning with a purpose!Weird people understand Mondays are no different than any other day of the week. Mondays are another opportunity to put in the work to escape the rat race. And guess what? Tomorrow is Monday. Are you ready? - ratrace success lifestyle millionairementor

Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s no...

Chris Bosh, Friday, and Memes: Texas Home Owned By Chris Bosh ls The Headquarters For Drug Trafficking Operation; Bosh's Mother Named a Suspect @balleralert Texas Home Owned By Chris Bosh Is The Headquarters For Drug Trafficking Operation; Bosh’s Mother Named a Suspect – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New developments in the drug trafficking case linked to ChrisBosh’s mother, Freida, has revealed that a Texas home owned by the NBA star has been the headquarters for drug trafficking operation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, the DeSoto, Texas home owned by Bosh was raided early Friday morning, uncovering “a large amount of drug paraphernalia,” iron gates and security camera, which is “consistent with narcotics trafficking.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In days prior to the raid, officials sent undercover cops to the home to collect several garbage bags that were left outside. As they searched through the trash, they found evidence, including baggies with cocaine residue, weed paraphernalia and mail with Freida’s name on it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Chris Bosh owns the house, officials say he is not connected to the sting in any other way. In addition, the publication reports that it remains unclear how Bosh’s mother got wrapped up into the situation, but she remains a suspect at this point, as she is said to be a resident of the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, TMZ reports that no arrests have been made.
Chris Bosh, Friday, and Memes: Texas Home Owned By Chris Bosh ls The
 Headquarters For Drug Trafficking Operation;
 Bosh's Mother Named a Suspect
 @balleralert
Texas Home Owned By Chris Bosh Is The Headquarters For Drug Trafficking Operation; Bosh’s Mother Named a Suspect – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New developments in the drug trafficking case linked to ChrisBosh’s mother, Freida, has revealed that a Texas home owned by the NBA star has been the headquarters for drug trafficking operation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, the DeSoto, Texas home owned by Bosh was raided early Friday morning, uncovering “a large amount of drug paraphernalia,” iron gates and security camera, which is “consistent with narcotics trafficking.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In days prior to the raid, officials sent undercover cops to the home to collect several garbage bags that were left outside. As they searched through the trash, they found evidence, including baggies with cocaine residue, weed paraphernalia and mail with Freida’s name on it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Chris Bosh owns the house, officials say he is not connected to the sting in any other way. In addition, the publication reports that it remains unclear how Bosh’s mother got wrapped up into the situation, but she remains a suspect at this point, as she is said to be a resident of the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, TMZ reports that no arrests have been made.

Texas Home Owned By Chris Bosh Is The Headquarters For Drug Trafficking Operation; Bosh’s Mother Named a Suspect – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀...

Comfortable, Memes, and Mondays: I REFUSETO BE IN THE RAT RACE. Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s nothing wrong with normal. Except when it pertains to the rat race. - If you’re a normal person who’s tired of getting one raise a year (if that), tired of sitting under-utilized at your cubicle, tired of sitting over-utilized at your cubicle, tired of being TIRED, normal isn’t going to save you. So which options do you have? You only have three options at this point: ✔️Marry someone rich. ✔️Inherit a bunch of money. ✔️Sell your organs (which is illegal) Now, let me give you a few tips to do it the right way: ✔️Live like you don’t know when (and where) your next pay check will come from. Audit all your spending habits to see where you can cut back. And I mean REALLY cut back. ✔️Believe you can actually make money on your own without having to show up and sit in a cubicle for 40 hours a week. Most of us stick to the rat race not because it’s the only way we know, but because we think the alternative just isn’t feasible. ✔️Work outside normal working hours. When 5 o’clock strikes, the day is not done. There are still 7 hours left. Weird people know they need to use your time wisely if they want to exit the rat race. ✔️Wake up on F*cking Monday morning with a purpose!Weird people understand Mondays are no different than any other day of the week. Mondays are another opportunity to put in the work to escape the rat race. And guess what? Tomorrow is Monday. Are you ready? - ratrace success lifestyle millionairementor
Comfortable, Memes, and Mondays: I REFUSETO BE
 IN THE RAT RACE.
Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s nothing wrong with normal. Except when it pertains to the rat race. - If you’re a normal person who’s tired of getting one raise a year (if that), tired of sitting under-utilized at your cubicle, tired of sitting over-utilized at your cubicle, tired of being TIRED, normal isn’t going to save you. So which options do you have? You only have three options at this point: ✔️Marry someone rich. ✔️Inherit a bunch of money. ✔️Sell your organs (which is illegal) Now, let me give you a few tips to do it the right way: ✔️Live like you don’t know when (and where) your next pay check will come from. Audit all your spending habits to see where you can cut back. And I mean REALLY cut back. ✔️Believe you can actually make money on your own without having to show up and sit in a cubicle for 40 hours a week. Most of us stick to the rat race not because it’s the only way we know, but because we think the alternative just isn’t feasible. ✔️Work outside normal working hours. When 5 o’clock strikes, the day is not done. There are still 7 hours left. Weird people know they need to use your time wisely if they want to exit the rat race. ✔️Wake up on F*cking Monday morning with a purpose!Weird people understand Mondays are no different than any other day of the week. Mondays are another opportunity to put in the work to escape the rat race. And guess what? Tomorrow is Monday. Are you ready? - ratrace success lifestyle millionairementor

Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s no...

Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”
Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get
 clapped by a flying diamond
 @typicalterome
BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull u...