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Much Love

Much Love

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Blowjobing

Blowjobing

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I Swear To God

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Af, Asian, and Aww: Anonymous 04/23/18 (Mon)22:57:12 No.766778676 Hey /b/romosexuals, story time > Be me, 17 year old 7/10 male Have an objectively 6, subjectively 8/10 asian gf who loves me 182 KB JPG Major trust issues from a relationship that went bad a while ago relationship friends since 13 Clingy af, probably still a result of that last We've known each other since we were 12, been Tell her I love her evervdav Despite her always replying that she loves me to, start doubting that Gf tells me after a lot of thinking, she's asexual Ohshitlmaydieavirgin Suddenly text my ex spontaneously, find out she's single Lie and say I'm single She asks to meet up for a coffee at Tims (I'm a Leaf) > I decide to go because I'm pissed at my gf Continue? Alright then go to the meet up with ex s my ex is just as beautiful as ever. She has shorter hair and small tits but thats sorta my thing She got me a coffee alread >It was the same type of coffee I drank when was with her on our first date (Double double) >She smiles, it looks cute on her > I ask her whats up, and she mentions my clearly visible erection I sat down faster than I lost my erection s We make small talk for a bit, we instantly have a spark > I havent felt this spark for a few years Eventually she says what both of us have been thinking "We should get back together." Idk what to say. Can't tell her I lied about being single at this point, but I also like her a lot more than my gf > Decide to keep it going "Sure, but I don't have a lot of free time with work. > I just lost my job > I give her the address to the apartment I'm in, which I don't actually pay for. My best bud does Invite her over one time She says "Why not tonight?" My gf hasn't text me and doesnt have a key, and my buddy is out of townm Sure, what could go wrong? Almost done the story /b/ois, cont.? > Take her back to the apartment > Time is a bit late. Ask her what she wants to do She immediately gives me a smile that could only mean one of two things, sex or something sexual > Before I can say anything she notices a picture have of me and my girlfriend on top of the shelf >"Who's this?" > I panic > My sister >She gets confused. My sister is asian? > "You never told me you had a sister, anon, andI met your family > Ohshit.jpg > I make up a story on the spot about my parents splitting and my dad remarrying. She's my stepsister. We broke up over a year ago. My parents fought once in front of her. Not too far fetched "Aww, anon. I'm so sorry." She says, basically jumping into my arms after putting the photo down Haven't even blown a load in at least a week >Boner is visible >She goes for it. I had forgotten that one of the main reasons we broke up was her sex drive and mine not matching up >Suddenly remember second was that she was a crazy bitch towards me sometimes > I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries sWe fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed crazv bitch towards me sometimes >I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries s We fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed Wake up to a banging on the door Groggily get up to find my ex making breakfast and my best friends gf at the door Wtf I yell through the door at her "What do you want?" (My best bud) left something and needed her to bring it to him > I open the door cautiously She sees my ex, and me half naked. She ofo knows about my af She asks to talk to me in private Takes me to the bedroom, locks the door and quietly asks me "Are you cheating or did you break I don't lie to her >She gets frustrated with me and leaves without my buds thing he needed "What was that?" My ex asks Now T don't remember exactly what I said at this point because I was scared shitless. My buds gf was for sure gonna tell mine and now things were gonna tumble down Cont? > "What was that anon?" >Ex js getting visibly annoyed and worried > She looks back at the photo of me and my "sister I look down at the floor My ex suddenly pieces something together right then and there >"ls she vour girlfriend?" > I fucking crumble and admit everything >She's surprisingly understanding, but just as understandably upset > ''You should call her No >"I need you to do this for me" I do > I explain the whole thing to her, sparing the sexual details > She sounds pretty heartbroken I try to console her but it doesnt work as well as l would have hoped She hangs up on me I'm in a puddle of tears sitting next to the first girl | ever loved > She hugs me awkwardly one last time > "I need one more thing from you > I look at her and wipe away some tears. "What?" > She smiles at me warmly and says "I need about tree fiddy I suddenly realised what I should have long ago My ex was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era The god damn loch ness monster had tricked me again Anon is conflicted

Anon is conflicted

Bad, Confused, and Fucking: T-Mobile 1:10 AM Bra drop RAVE I went to a lingerie store yesterday to get some new "pretty" bras and while browsing near the changing room, a staff member (SM) asked another woman (30s, maybe?) going into the changing room how long it had been since she had been fitted. She said a while and before she could finish talking, SM says "OK, well let's get that taken care of" and tries to follow her into the changing roonm Shopper lady stopped her and told her she didn't want a fitting and SM interrupts her again to reassure her it's not uncomfortable and she shouldn't be shy and to tell her every woman needs one. Shopper lady clearly was getting pissed off at this point and straight up said "No You are not going to do a fitting for me." She wasn't rude, but she wasn't polite either, she was blunt Then SM turned the conversation on its head and asked "You're not a mother, are you?" Shopper lady looked so confused at the change of topic, she just said "Huh?" SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The ↑ 2.7k 239 Share T-Mobile 1:10 AM SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The women who aren't mothers yet are far more bashful. Once you have kids and have breastfed, that embarrassment goes right out the window because you'll realise breasts are for feeding babies, not for men to oogle" Shopper lady: gaining back some composure Kids aren't in my future SM: "Oh, it'll happen, one way or another" Shopper lady: now angry "Where in our conversation did I say it was my choice? How do you know you didn't just say that to an infertile woman?" SM: "I... Uh Shopper lady: getting louder "If boobs are only for feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way or another"." SM: still stammering Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a fitting not only because l know how to do it ↑ 2.7k 239 Share T-Mobile 1:10 AM feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way or another"." SM: still stammering Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a fitting not only because l know how to do it myself since l used to do your fucking job, which you'd know if you hadn't kept interrupting me, but because I'm also not buying anything after this" dumps armful of bras on the floor Not quite a mic drop, but her bra drop was still pretty cool By that point, I was outright staring and as Shopper Lady walked past she said "What?" in a defensive way, probably expecting me to defend SM. I just replied with "Just admiring how badass you are" which made her smile as she walked out Edit: just want to say l've seen a few comments assuming it was a Victoria's Secret store, but it wasn't. It was a boutique store with very few locations, and I don't want to say the name of it because apart from this one time, l've never had or seen a bad experience there ↑ 2.7k 239 Share Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'

Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'

Donald Trump, Future, and Golden Globes: Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as "OUR Future President" @balleralert Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering and heartfelt speech at last night’s Golden Globes, the internet is already planning Oprah’s presidential campaign for 2020. But, the thought of Queen O running for president has some people quite upset. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of president Trump, is calling out NBC for raving over Oprah and referring to her as "OUR future president." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The network tweeted the statement shortly after Oprah's speech, which also aired on NBC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Donald Jr. says, "In case anyone had any doubts about where the media stands this should take care of it. The bias against @realDonaldTrump is now so obvious they have simply given up hiding it." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr. added, "Can you trust anything they say at this point? Americans see the truth in job s & in their wallets!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump Jr.’s rant comes after Oprah’s longtime partner, Steadman Graham, said the Queen would "absolutely" run for President in 2020 if convinced by the people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Luckily Trump has not responded because babyyyyyy blacktwitter will drag profusely.

Donald Trump Jr. Furious with NBC For Referring to Oprah as “OUR Future President”-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After an empowering...

Apparently, Children, and Memes: 11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing TrackS@balleraler 11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing Tracks - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An 11-year-old of Haines City, Florida was struck and killed by an Amtrak Train as she returned from getting soda and snacks for her and her brother. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, Yazmin Smith had earbuds in her ears and was looking at her cellphone as she walked towards the tracks. The train was traveling 68 mph. The conductor told investigators that he blew the horn for about a quarter of a mile while trying to stop the train. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Yazmin walked up and over the tracks with her earbuds in and never, ever, ever heard the train until the absolute last second, when she looked up and it was too late,” Judd said. “She tried to jump off the tracks, and she died as a result of being hit by the train.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yazmin was a fifth grader at Davenport School of the Arts, who was home with her 9-year- old brother that day. Smith’s brother was home napping when she decided to go to for snacks. The children’s mother was on her way home from work at the time. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to investigators, the earbuds have not been evaluated yet. “If you have noise-canceling earbuds, plus you have your favorite music in your ears, the end result is what, apparently, at this point in the investigation, we saw,” Judd said. “She never heard the train.”

11-Year Old Wearing Earbuds and On Cellphone Killed By Amtrak Train While Crossing Tracks - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An 11-year...

Comfortable, Memes, and Mondays: I REFUSETO BE IN THE RAT RACE Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s nothing wrong with normal. Except when it pertains to the rat race. - If you’re a normal person who’s tired of getting one raise a year (if that), tired of sitting under-utilized at your cubicle, tired of sitting over-utilized at your cubicle, tired of being TIRED, normal isn’t going to save you. So which options do you have? You only have three options at this point: ✔️Marry someone rich. ✔️Inherit a bunch of money. ✔️Sell your organs (which is illegal) Now, let me give you a few tips to do it the right way: ✔️Live like you don’t know when (and where) your next pay check will come from. Audit all your spending habits to see where you can cut back. And I mean REALLY cut back. ✔️Believe you can actually make money on your own without having to show up and sit in a cubicle for 40 hours a week. Most of us stick to the rat race not because it’s the only way we know, but because we think the alternative just isn’t feasible. ✔️Work outside normal working hours. When 5 o’clock strikes, the day is not done. There are still 7 hours left. Weird people know they need to use your time wisely if they want to exit the rat race. ✔️Wake up on F*cking Monday morning with a purpose!Weird people understand Mondays are no different than any other day of the week. Mondays are another opportunity to put in the work to escape the rat race. And guess what? Tomorrow is Monday. Are you ready? - ratrace success lifestyle millionairementor

Is is possible for a “normal person” to escape the rat race? Normal people live comfortable, normal lives. They like it that way. There’s no...