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Christmas, Dad, and Drinking: Judy Brown I've done something ingenious to wind up my Dad (which is basically my favourite holiday pastime). It begins ike this Judy Brown Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 Iplayed an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Replying to @mcjude Last year I decided to play the long game & didn't tamper with the confectionary: spooked by the year before, he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And so, yesterday, home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow, I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet. Judy Brown @mcjude-7h While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate, rolled them in chopped hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h l re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re- sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afar Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn when they came out the bag... but I was out all day, how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree, drinking tea and opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He approached. I hovered in the kitchen, careful not to spook him. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He unwrapped. He examined FURTHER Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing in his mouth. His face played a symphony of emotions: satisfaction, triumph, realisation, horror, disgust. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h I am still chuckling. I will all day long.I know his retribution will be swift and terrible, but no Christmas gift could be greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all 9193 t457 9644 72,816 notes Playing the Long Game

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Brains, Funny, and Head: 2:05 PM hs.hiveswap.com AT&T LTE MARVU AT&T LTE 2:06 PM Done hs.hiveswap.com C HIVESWAP THE EXTENDED ZODIAC By the creator of Homestuck and Hiveswap CAPRIST CAPRI* Purple Sign *RIST Prospit+Time SIGN OF THE AUDACIOUS If your true sign is Caprist, then you possess the unique combination of qualities held by all Purple Signs, Prospit Dreamers, and Time-bound Sign Class: Purple Purple Signs are the workaholics of the sign classes Ambitious and driven, they have a very specific path in mind to reach the pinnacle of their field, and will work tirelessly toward it. However, if their practical brains convince them that their goal is unrealistic, they may be slow to trust anyone with the secret of their true desires. They are often very funny, their wit veering toward the dryly macabre Their fatalism can be incredibly humorous or terrible, depending who you ask. Purple Signs are usually the people who will say out loud what everyone else was thinking but was too nervous to mention. They are very stubborn, and once they've made up their mind about something whether it be a restaurant choice or a political affiliation, it is difficult to change. They have trouble admitting they were mistaken, and also that they are upset. An oft- repeated phrase of the Purple Signs is, "It's fine, don't worry about it. They will let arguments fester rather than face them head on. In love they tend to be strictly asexualterezipyrope: Marvus your sign is showing

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Bad, Friends, and Future: 42 SIMPLE HABITS TO MAKE YOURSELF BETTER @Lifehack 01. Read a book every day 02. Learn a new language 03. Pick up a new hobby 04. Take up a new course 05. Create an inspirational room 06. Overcome your fears 07.Level up your skills 08. Wake up early 09.Have a weekly exercise routine 10.Start your life handbook 11. Write a letter to your future self 12. Get out of your comfort zone 13. Put someone up to a challenge 14.Identify your blind spots 15.Ask for feedback 16.Stay focused with to-do lists 17.Set Big Hairy Audacious Goals (BHAGs) 18.Acknowledge your flaws 19.Get into action 20. Learn from people who inspire you 21.Quit a bad habit 22. Cultivate a new habit 23.Avoid negative people 24. Learn to deal with difficult people 25. Learn from your friends 26. Start ajournal 27.Start a blog about personal development 28. Get a mentor or coach 29. Reduce the time you spend on chat programs 30. Learn chess (or any strategy game) 31. Stop watching TV 32. Start a 30-day challege 33. Meditate 34. Join Toastmasters (Learn public speaking) 35. Befriend top people in their fields 36. Let go of the past 37. Start a business venture 38. Show kindness to people around you 39. Reach out to the people who hate you 40. Take a break 41. Read at least 1 personal development article a day 42. Commit to your personal growth adee305music: Better yourself 💯😎 #BetterMe #PositiveThinking #MindState #BetterYourself #Quotes #BetterMyself #Best #Goals #Change #ChangeForBetter #ChangeidGood #PositiveChanges #Follow #Like #followforfollow #follow4follow #Miami #ADFULLCLIP #Followers #GreatMinds #GreatQuotes #Inspiration #InspirationalQuotes #motivationalquotes (at Miami, Florida)

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Bad, Friends, and Future: 42 SIMPLE HABITS TO MAKE YOURSELF BETTER @Lifehack 01. Read a book every day 02. Learn a new language 03. Pick up a new hobby 04. Take up a new course 05. Create an inspirational room 06. Overcome your fears 07.Level up your skills 08. Wake up early 09.Have a weekly exercise routine 10.Start your life handbook 11. Write a letter to your future self 12. Get out of your comfort zone 13. Put someone up to a challenge 14.Identify your blind spots 15.Ask for feedback 16.Stay focused with to-do lists 17.Set Big Hairy Audacious Goals (BHAGs) 18.Acknowledge your flaws 19.Get into action 20. Learn from people who inspire you 21.Quit a bad habit 22. Cultivate a new habit 23.Avoid negative people 24. Learn to deal with difficult people 25. Learn from your friends 26. Start ajournal 27.Start a blog about personal development 28. Get a mentor or coach 29. Reduce the time you spend on chat programs 30. Learn chess (or any strategy game) 31. Stop watching TV 32. Start a 30-day challege 33. Meditate 34. Join Toastmasters (Learn public speaking) 35. Befriend top people in their fields 36. Let go of the past 37. Start a business venture 38. Show kindness to people around you 39. Reach out to the people who hate you 40. Take a break 41. Read at least 1 personal development article a day 42. Commit to your personal growth adee305music: Better yourself 💯😎 #BetterMe #PositiveThinking #MindState #BetterYourself #Quotes #BetterMyself #Best #Goals #Change #ChangeForBetter #ChangeidGood #PositiveChanges #Follow #Like #followforfollow #follow4follow #Miami #ADFULLCLIP #Followers #GreatMinds #GreatQuotes #Inspiration #InspirationalQuotes #motivationalquotes (at Miami, Florida)

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Bad, Friends, and Future: 42 SIMPLE HABITS TO MAKE YOURSELF BETTER @Lifehack 01. Read a book every day 02. Learn a new language 03. Pick up a new hobby 04. Take up a new course 05. Create an inspirational room 06. Overcome your fears 07.Level up your skills 08. Wake up early 09.Have a weekly exercise routine 10.Start your life handbook 11. Write a letter to your future self 12. Get out of your comfort zone 13. Put someone up to a challenge 14.Identify your blind spots 15.Ask for feedback 16.Stay focused with to-do lists 17.Set Big Hairy Audacious Goals (BHAGs) 18.Acknowledge your flaws 19.Get into action 20. Learn from people who inspire you 21.Quit a bad habit 22. Cultivate a new habit 23.Avoid negative people 24. Learn to deal with difficult people 25. Learn from your friends 26. Start ajournal 27.Start a blog about personal development 28. Get a mentor or coach 29. Reduce the time you spend on chat programs 30. Learn chess (or any strategy game) 31. Stop watching TV 32. Start a 30-day challege 33. Meditate 34. Join Toastmasters (Learn public speaking) 35. Befriend top people in their fields 36. Let go of the past 37. Start a business venture 38. Show kindness to people around you 39. Reach out to the people who hate you 40. Take a break 41. Read at least 1 personal development article a day 42. Commit to your personal growth adee305music: Better yourself 💯😎 #BetterMe #PositiveThinking #MindState #BetterYourself #Quotes #BetterMyself #Best #Goals #Change #ChangeForBetter #ChangeidGood #PositiveChanges #Follow #Like #followforfollow #follow4follow #Miami #ADFULLCLIP #Followers #GreatMinds #GreatQuotes #Inspiration #InspirationalQuotes #motivationalquotes (at Miami, Florida)

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