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        Breaking News: History is important: a75N 1234 AM
 Thread
 ta You Retweet.ed
 wyatt
 aSayWhenLA
 BREAKING Holy fk.
 Seventy-two killed resisting
 gun confiscation in Boston.
 National Guard units seek-
 ing to confiscate a cache
 of recently banned assault
 weapons were ambushed by
 elements of a Para-military
 extremist faction.
 10:58 PM 09 Aug 19 Twitter for
 Android
 3,916 Retweets 5,899 Likes
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA ld
 Replying to @SayWhenLA
 Military and law enforcement
 sources estimate that 72 were-
 killed and more than 200 injured
 before government forces were
 compelled to withdraw.
 Speaking after the clash, Governor
 Thomas Gage declared that the
 extremist faction, which was made
 up of local citizens,
 29 tn 543
 1,420
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id
 has links to the radical right-wing
 tax protest movement.
 Gage blamed the extremists for
 recent incidents of vandalism
 directed against internal revenue
 offices. The governor, who
 described the group's organizers
 as 'criminals," just issued an
 executive order authorizing the
 12t 420 1267
 wyatt SayWhenLA ld
 summary arrest of any individual
 who has interfered with the
 government's efforts to secure law
 and order.
 The military raid on the extremist
 arsenal followed wide-spread
 refusal by the local citizenry to
 turn over recently outlawed
 assault weapons
 1n 417
 129
 WyattSayWhenLA Id
 Gage issued a ban on
 military-style assault weapons
 and ammunition earlier in the
 woek. This decision followed a
 meeting in early this month
 between govermment and military
 leaders at which the governor
 authorized the forcible
 confiscation of illegal arms.
 1 400 190
 Wyatt SayWhenLA ld
 One government official, speaking
 on condition of anonymity
 pointed out that "none of these
 people would have been killed had
 the extremists obeyed the law and
 turned over their weapons
 voluntarily.
 Government troops initially
 succeeded in confiscating a large
 supply of
 183
 Wyatt SayWhenLA ld
 outlawed weapons and
 ammunition. However, troops
 attempting to seize arms and
 ammunition in Lexington met with
 resistance from heavily armed
 extremists who had been tipped
 aff regarding the government's
 plans.
 During a tense standoff in the
 Lexington town park, National
 Guard
 t 1209
 1 0
 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id
 Colonel Francis Smith,
 commander of the government
 operation, ordered the armed
 group to surrender and return to
 their homes. The impasse was
 broken by a single shot, which was
 repartedly fired by one
 of the
 right-wing extremists.
 tu 3s0 160
 Q1360
 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id
 Eight civilians were killed in the
 Aensuing exchange.
 Ironically, the local citizenry
 blamed government forces rather
 than the extremists for the civilian
 deaths. Before order could be
 restored, armed citizens from
 surrounding areas had descended
 upon the guard units
 1 409 1224
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id
 Colonel Smith, finding his forces
 aver matched by the armed mob,
 ordered a retreat.
 Governor Gage has called upon
 citizens to support the state
 national joint task force in its
 effort to restore law and order.
 n 367
 uTO
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id
 The governor also demanded the
 surrender of those responsible for
 planning and leading the attack
 against the government troops
 t 1202
 6
 n 38
 WyattSayWhenLA Id
 Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and
 John Hancock, who have been
 identified as ringleaders" of the
 extremist faction, remain at large.
 And this fellow Americans, is how
 the American Revolution began,
 April 20, 1775
 n u34 254
 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id
 On July 4th, 1776 these same
 extremists as Bill Mitchell calls
 them, signed the Declaration of
 Independence, pledging to each
 ather and their countrymen their
 lives, fortunes, & sacred honor.
 Many of them lost everything,
 aver the course of the next few
 years. Lest we forget..
 un 504
 JusticeForEricGarmer @th.. Id
 Tweet your reply
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                    Breaking News: History is important: a75N 1234 AM
 Thread
 ta You Retweet.ed
 wyatt
 aSayWhenLA
 BREAKING Holy fk.
 Seventy-two killed resisting
 gun confiscation in Boston.
 National Guard units seek-
 ing to confiscate a cache
 of recently banned assault
 weapons were ambushed by
 elements of a Para-military
 extremist faction.
 10:58 PM 09 Aug 19 Twitter for
 Android
 3,916 Retweets 5,899 Likes
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA ld
 Replying to @SayWhenLA
 Military and law enforcement
 sources estimate that 72 were-
 killed and more than 200 injured
 before government forces were
 compelled to withdraw.
 Speaking after the clash, Governor
 Thomas Gage declared that the
 extremist faction, which was made
 up of local citizens,
 29 tn 543
 1,420
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id
 has links to the radical right-wing
 tax protest movement.
 Gage blamed the extremists for
 recent incidents of vandalism
 directed against internal revenue
 offices. The governor, who
 described the group's organizers
 as 'criminals," just issued an
 executive order authorizing the
 12t 420 1267
 wyatt SayWhenLA ld
 summary arrest of any individual
 who has interfered with the
 government's efforts to secure law
 and order.
 The military raid on the extremist
 arsenal followed wide-spread
 refusal by the local citizenry to
 turn over recently outlawed
 assault weapons
 1n 417
 129
 WyattSayWhenLA Id
 Gage issued a ban on
 military-style assault weapons
 and ammunition earlier in the
 woek. This decision followed a
 meeting in early this month
 between govermment and military
 leaders at which the governor
 authorized the forcible
 confiscation of illegal arms.
 1 400 190
 Wyatt SayWhenLA ld
 One government official, speaking
 on condition of anonymity
 pointed out that "none of these
 people would have been killed had
 the extremists obeyed the law and
 turned over their weapons
 voluntarily.
 Government troops initially
 succeeded in confiscating a large
 supply of
 183
 Wyatt SayWhenLA ld
 outlawed weapons and
 ammunition. However, troops
 attempting to seize arms and
 ammunition in Lexington met with
 resistance from heavily armed
 extremists who had been tipped
 aff regarding the government's
 plans.
 During a tense standoff in the
 Lexington town park, National
 Guard
 t 1209
 1 0
 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id
 Colonel Francis Smith,
 commander of the government
 operation, ordered the armed
 group to surrender and return to
 their homes. The impasse was
 broken by a single shot, which was
 repartedly fired by one
 of the
 right-wing extremists.
 tu 3s0 160
 Q1360
 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id
 Eight civilians were killed in the
 Aensuing exchange.
 Ironically, the local citizenry
 blamed government forces rather
 than the extremists for the civilian
 deaths. Before order could be
 restored, armed citizens from
 surrounding areas had descended
 upon the guard units
 1 409 1224
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id
 Colonel Smith, finding his forces
 aver matched by the armed mob,
 ordered a retreat.
 Governor Gage has called upon
 citizens to support the state
 national joint task force in its
 effort to restore law and order.
 n 367
 uTO
 Wyatt @SayWhenLA Id
 The governor also demanded the
 surrender of those responsible for
 planning and leading the attack
 against the government troops
 t 1202
 6
 n 38
 WyattSayWhenLA Id
 Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and
 John Hancock, who have been
 identified as ringleaders" of the
 extremist faction, remain at large.
 And this fellow Americans, is how
 the American Revolution began,
 April 20, 1775
 n u34 254
 Wyatt SayWhenLA Id
 On July 4th, 1776 these same
 extremists as Bill Mitchell calls
 them, signed the Declaration of
 Independence, pledging to each
 ather and their countrymen their
 lives, fortunes, & sacred honor.
 Many of them lost everything,
 aver the course of the next few
 years. Lest we forget..
 un 504
 JusticeForEricGarmer @th.. Id
 Tweet your reply
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        Authorized: Nick Jack Pappas & @Pappiness 14m
 On page 290 of the #MuellerReport, the words of a very innocent and very cool
 person:
 On May 17, 2017, Acting Attorncy General Rosenstein appointed Robert S. Mueller, III as
 Special Counsel and authorized him to conduct the Russia investigation and matters that arose
 from the investigation.501The President learned of the Special Counsel's appointment from
 Scssions, who was with the President, Hunt, and McGahn conducting interviews for a new FBI
 Director.02 Sessions stepped out of the Oval Office to take a call from Rosenstein, who told him
 about the Special Counsel appointment, and Sessions then returned to inform the President of the
 news.503 According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special
 Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, "Oh my God. This
 is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."504 The President became angry and
 lambasted the Attorney General for his decision to recuse from the investigation, stating, "How
 could you let this happen, Jeff?"S05 The President said the position of Attorney General was his
 most important appointment and that Sessions had "let [him] down," contrasting him to Eric
 Holder and Robert Kennedy.506 Sessions recalled that the President said to him, "you were
 supposed to protect me," or words to that effect.507 The President returned to the consequences of
 the appointment and said, "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins
 your presidency. It takes years and years and I won't be able to do anything. This is the worst
 thing that ever happened to me."508
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                    Authorized: Nick Jack Pappas & @Pappiness 14m
 On page 290 of the #MuellerReport, the words of a very innocent and very cool
 person:
 On May 17, 2017, Acting Attorncy General Rosenstein appointed Robert S. Mueller, III as
 Special Counsel and authorized him to conduct the Russia investigation and matters that arose
 from the investigation.501The President learned of the Special Counsel's appointment from
 Scssions, who was with the President, Hunt, and McGahn conducting interviews for a new FBI
 Director.02 Sessions stepped out of the Oval Office to take a call from Rosenstein, who told him
 about the Special Counsel appointment, and Sessions then returned to inform the President of the
 news.503 According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special
 Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, "Oh my God. This
 is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."504 The President became angry and
 lambasted the Attorney General for his decision to recuse from the investigation, stating, "How
 could you let this happen, Jeff?"S05 The President said the position of Attorney General was his
 most important appointment and that Sessions had "let [him] down," contrasting him to Eric
 Holder and Robert Kennedy.506 Sessions recalled that the President said to him, "you were
 supposed to protect me," or words to that effect.507 The President returned to the consequences of
 the appointment and said, "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins
 your presidency. It takes years and years and I won't be able to do anything. This is the worst
 thing that ever happened to me."508
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        mysharona1987:

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mysharona1987:

relatabletoaster:

claudiekitty:


mysharona1987:


as2filmjourney:

mysharona1987:

panmacmillanindia:

mysharona1987:

Peter James: An author who is very into death.

So which one is your favourite?

The one about death.

Lmao

Update:
This is trolling, right?
At this point, it has to be. 


Give me the touch of death


I wish for death

Why is Peter James actively threatening his readers?
A question that needs to be asked, frankly. 


Tag yourself I’m Not Dead Enough

You can always be a bit more dead, I suppose.

Update:
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mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

sensible-psychopath:

mysharona1987:

relatabletoaster:

claudiekitty:


mysharona1987:


as2filmjourney:

mysharona1987:

panmacmillanindia:

mysharona1987:

Peter James: An author who is very into death.

So which one is your favourite?

The one about death.

Lmao

Update:
This is trolling, right?
At this point, it has to be. 


Give me the touch of death


I wish for death

Why is Peter James actively threatening his readers?
A question that needs to be asked, frankly. 


Tag yourself I’m Not Dead Enough

You can always be a bit more dead, I suppose.

Update:
This is amazing.

Hey, if Peter James suddenly goes on a mass killing spree you cannot say that there were not warnings. 
        

            
            

                
                
                    mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

sensible-psychopath:

mysharona1987:

relatabletoaster:

claudiekitty:


mysharona1987:


as2filmjourney:

mysharona1987:

panmacmillanindia:

mysharona1987:

Peter James: An author who is very into death.

So which one is your favourite?

The one about death.

Lmao

Update:
This is trolling, right?
At this point, it has to be. 


Give me the touch of death


I wish for death

Why is Peter James actively threatening his readers?
A question that needs to be asked, frankly. 


Tag yourself I’m Not Dead Enough

You can always be a bit more dead, I suppose.

Update:
This is amazing.

Hey, if Peter James suddenly goes on a mass killing spree you cannot say that there were not warnings. : ais HaIR REVENGE
 18 MILLION COPIES SOLD
 PETER
 JAMES PETERPETERR
 YOU
 JAMES I JAMES S
 DEAN, OFTHE | SIMPLE
 KNIFE
 THEY WERE MARKED
 FOR DEATH
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 TE
 DEAD
 WANTNO
 MAN'S
 TIME
 NOUGH
 DEAD
 PETER
 PETER PETERIJAMESÄ° ME
 JAMES JAMES
 PETER JAMES
 DEAD
mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

sensible-psychopath:

mysharona1987:

relatabletoaster:

claudiekitty:


mysharona1987:


as2filmjourney:

mysharona1987:

panmacmillanindia:

mysharona1987:

Peter James: An author who is very into death.

So which one is your favourite?

The one about death.

Lmao

Update:
This is trolling, right?
At this point, it has to be. 


Give me the touch of death


I wish for death

Why is Peter James actively threatening his readers?
A question that needs to be asked, frankly. 


Tag yourself I’m Not Dead Enough

You can always be a bit more dead, I suppose.

Update:
This is amazing.

Hey, if Peter James suddenly goes on a mass killing spree you cannot say that there were not warnings. 
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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mysharona1987:

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        His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky đŸ˜ŗđŸ˜ŗ: Elijah Daniel
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                    His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky đŸ˜ŗđŸ˜ŗ: Elijah Daniel
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 because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic
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 Look inside
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 The Billionaire & The
 Bellboy
 TRUMP
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 an entire donald trump sex novel like 50
 shades of grey & put it on amazon
 tomorrow i swear to god.
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 Kindle Price: $1.99
 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES
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 DAILY
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 Who Wrote a Hit
 Erotic Novella
 Starring Donald
 TRUMP
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 WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11
 TRUMP EROTICA
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 SKIN GLISTENING IN THE
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 A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST
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        gucci-flipflops:

Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.: WANTED
 By the Drug Enforcement Administration
 Name: Frank Larry Matthews
 Aliases: FRANK McNEAL, PEEWEE, MARK III
 $20,000.00 REWARD
 2o 8 4'9
 SHERIFF CLARK CO
 PHOTO TAKEN 2/16/69
 PHOTO TAKEN 1/5/73
 Build: medium
 Hair: black
 Eyes: brown
 Complexion: clear
 Description: Age: 33, born 2/13/44
 Height: 5'9"
 Place of Birth: Durham, N.C. Weight: 180 lbs.
 SS No.: 242-66-8429
 Occupation: realtor
 Note: may have had plastic surgery
 Citizenship: U.S
 Ethnic Origin: Black American
 Remarks: A Federal Bench Warrant was issued on July 3, 1973, Eastern District of New York, charging
 Matthews with failure to appear after indictment for violation of 21 USC 846 Heroin Conspiracy
 Caution: this individual is reportedly in the company of two bodyguards and should be consid-
 ered armed and dangerous.
 The Drug Enforcement Administration has authorized the payment of $20,000.00 as a reward to
 anyone providing information dirctiyresuting in the apprehension of this subject. All such
 information will be kept strictly confidential.
 Peter B. Bensinger, Administratbr
 IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON
 CONTACT DEA PRINCIPLE OFFICES ARE LISTED ON BACK. United States Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration
 CIRCULAR NO. 17 FBI NO. 640 716D
gucci-flipflops:

Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.
        

            
            

                
                
                    gucci-flipflops:

Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.: WANTED
 By the Drug Enforcement Administration
 Name: Frank Larry Matthews
 Aliases: FRANK McNEAL, PEEWEE, MARK III
 $20,000.00 REWARD
 2o 8 4'9
 SHERIFF CLARK CO
 PHOTO TAKEN 2/16/69
 PHOTO TAKEN 1/5/73
 Build: medium
 Hair: black
 Eyes: brown
 Complexion: clear
 Description: Age: 33, born 2/13/44
 Height: 5'9"
 Place of Birth: Durham, N.C. Weight: 180 lbs.
 SS No.: 242-66-8429
 Occupation: realtor
 Note: may have had plastic surgery
 Citizenship: U.S
 Ethnic Origin: Black American
 Remarks: A Federal Bench Warrant was issued on July 3, 1973, Eastern District of New York, charging
 Matthews with failure to appear after indictment for violation of 21 USC 846 Heroin Conspiracy
 Caution: this individual is reportedly in the company of two bodyguards and should be consid-
 ered armed and dangerous.
 The Drug Enforcement Administration has authorized the payment of $20,000.00 as a reward to
 anyone providing information dirctiyresuting in the apprehension of this subject. All such
 information will be kept strictly confidential.
 Peter B. Bensinger, Administratbr
 IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON
 CONTACT DEA PRINCIPLE OFFICES ARE LISTED ON BACK. United States Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration
 CIRCULAR NO. 17 FBI NO. 640 716D
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Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Writing is a process that often undergoes heavy editsâ€Ļ that includes responding to feedback. 
I had no idea this post would resonate with so many people. I let my vitriol surrounding several comments I received on a recent update get to me and it spilled out into .gif form and it’s now morphed into the most widely shared thing I’ve ever posted. So many comments and tags have said things along the lines of, “This was why I quit writing” or “This is why I hate writing fanfic.” And that’s soul crushing to hear, but I can relate. 
But while there are some crappy and entitled readers, there are also many brilliant ones and I’m so grateful for them. The huge response to this post made me go back and skim through the comments on my old stories, and comments like the one below are about half the reason some of those stories got finished, even if it was months later. 
Comments like these are so rare, but when they do come up, they leave me staring at my computer screen, drumming my fingers on the keyboard, struggling to convey my feelings about how their words have touched my heart. These are the comments that take the longest amount of time to respond to and the ones that cause me to wear out my backspace key the fastest. 
It’s easy to complain, but it’s literally just as easy to praise, so I just wanted to take a moment to recognize all those dear and dedicated readers who have propped me up when I wanted to quit. Readers like you are why I keep writing, and why I even feel honored to do it on rare occasion. 
And fellow writers, keep your heads up if you can. :) 

I know I reblogged this before with the first part but the added content is perfect so I’m reblogging again. To those who have left me these kind of comments, even if I wasn’t mentally able to respond at the time, please know how much they mean to me. I have them saved so I can go back and read them when I’m down. Thank you for sticking around.
: Anonymous reader who has never commented before
 I loved this update, but is it too much to ask that you make the
 chapters longer? Also, it's been so long since your last update that I
 had to go back and re-read the previous chapter just to know what was
 going on. It would be great if you could give us more regular updates so we
 don't get confused. Thanks
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tomfooleryprime:
Writing is a process that often undergoes heavy editsâ€Ļ that includes responding to feedback. 
I had no idea this post would resonate with so many people. I let my vitriol surrounding several comments I received on a recent update get to me and it spilled out into .gif form and it’s now morphed into the most widely shared thing I’ve ever posted. So many comments and tags have said things along the lines of, “This was why I quit writing” or “This is why I hate writing fanfic.” And that’s soul crushing to hear, but I can relate. 
But while there are some crappy and entitled readers, there are also many brilliant ones and I’m so grateful for them. The huge response to this post made me go back and skim through the comments on my old stories, and comments like the one below are about half the reason some of those stories got finished, even if it was months later. 
Comments like these are so rare, but when they do come up, they leave me staring at my computer screen, drumming my fingers on the keyboard, struggling to convey my feelings about how their words have touched my heart. These are the comments that take the longest amount of time to respond to and the ones that cause me to wear out my backspace key the fastest. 
It’s easy to complain, but it’s literally just as easy to praise, so I just wanted to take a moment to recognize all those dear and dedicated readers who have propped me up when I wanted to quit. Readers like you are why I keep writing, and why I even feel honored to do it on rare occasion. 
And fellow writers, keep your heads up if you can. :) 

I know I reblogged this before with the first part but the added content is perfect so I’m reblogging again. To those who have left me these kind of comments, even if I wasn’t mentally able to respond at the time, please know how much they mean to me. I have them saved so I can go back and read them when I’m down. Thank you for sticking around.

        

            
            

                
                
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tomfooleryprime:
Writing is a process that often undergoes heavy editsâ€Ļ that includes responding to feedback. 
I had no idea this post would resonate with so many people. I let my vitriol surrounding several comments I received on a recent update get to me and it spilled out into .gif form and it’s now morphed into the most widely shared thing I’ve ever posted. So many comments and tags have said things along the lines of, “This was why I quit writing” or “This is why I hate writing fanfic.” And that’s soul crushing to hear, but I can relate. 
But while there are some crappy and entitled readers, there are also many brilliant ones and I’m so grateful for them. The huge response to this post made me go back and skim through the comments on my old stories, and comments like the one below are about half the reason some of those stories got finished, even if it was months later. 
Comments like these are so rare, but when they do come up, they leave me staring at my computer screen, drumming my fingers on the keyboard, struggling to convey my feelings about how their words have touched my heart. These are the comments that take the longest amount of time to respond to and the ones that cause me to wear out my backspace key the fastest. 
It’s easy to complain, but it’s literally just as easy to praise, so I just wanted to take a moment to recognize all those dear and dedicated readers who have propped me up when I wanted to quit. Readers like you are why I keep writing, and why I even feel honored to do it on rare occasion. 
And fellow writers, keep your heads up if you can. :) 

I know I reblogged this before with the first part but the added content is perfect so I’m reblogging again. To those who have left me these kind of comments, even if I wasn’t mentally able to respond at the time, please know how much they mean to me. I have them saved so I can go back and read them when I’m down. Thank you for sticking around.
: Anonymous reader who has never commented before
 I loved this update, but is it too much to ask that you make the
 chapters longer? Also, it's been so long since your last update that I
 had to go back and re-read the previous chapter just to know what was
 going on. It would be great if you could give us more regular updates so we
 don't get confused. Thanks
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tomfooleryprime:
Writing is a process that often undergoes heavy editsâ€Ļ that includes responding to feedback. 
I had no idea this post would resonate with so many people. I let my vitriol surrounding several comments I received on a recent update get to me and it spilled out into .gif form and it’s now morphed into the most widely shared thing I’ve ever posted. So many comments and tags have said things along the lines of, “This was why I quit writing” or “This is why I hate writing fanfic.” And that’s soul crushing to hear, but I can relate. 
But while there are some crappy and entitled readers, there are also many brilliant ones and I’m so grateful for them. The huge response to this post made me go back and skim through the comments on my old stories, and comments like the one below are about half the reason some of those stories got finished, even if it was months later. 
Comments like these are so rare, but when they do come up, they leave me staring at my computer screen, drumming my fingers on the keyboard, struggling to convey my feelings about how their words have touched my heart. These are the comments that take the longest amount of time to respond to and the ones that cause me to wear out my backspace key the fastest. 
It’s easy to complain, but it’s literally just as easy to praise, so I just wanted to take a moment to recognize all those dear and dedicated readers who have propped me up when I wanted to quit. Readers like you are why I keep writing, and why I even feel honored to do it on rare occasion. 
And fellow writers, keep your heads up if you can. :) 

I know I reblogged this before with the first part but the added content is perfect so I’m reblogging again. To those who have left me these kind of comments, even if I wasn’t mentally able to respond at the time, please know how much they mean to me. I have them saved so I can go back and read them when I’m down. Thank you for sticking around.

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.: WANTED
 By the Drug Enforcement Administration
 Name: Frank Larry Matthews
 Aliases: FRANK McNEAL, PEEWEE, MARK III
 $20,000.00 REWARD
 2o 8 4'9
 SHERIFF CLARK CO
 PHOTO TAKEN 2/16/69
 PHOTO TAKEN 1/5/73
 Build: medium
 Hair: black
 Eyes: brown
 Complexion: clear
 Description: Age: 33, born 2/13/44
 Height: 5'9"
 Place of Birth: Durham, N.C. Weight: 180 lbs.
 SS No.: 242-66-8429
 Occupation: realtor
 Note: may have had plastic surgery
 Citizenship: U.S
 Ethnic Origin: Black American
 Remarks: A Federal Bench Warrant was issued on July 3, 1973, Eastern District of New York, charging
 Matthews with failure to appear after indictment for violation of 21 USC 846 Heroin Conspiracy
 Caution: this individual is reportedly in the company of two bodyguards and should be consid-
 ered armed and dangerous.
 The Drug Enforcement Administration has authorized the payment of $20,000.00 as a reward to
 anyone providing information dirctiyresuting in the apprehension of this subject. All such
 information will be kept strictly confidential.
 Peter B. Bensinger, Administratbr
 IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON
 CONTACT DEA PRINCIPLE OFFICES ARE LISTED ON BACK. United States Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration
 CIRCULAR NO. 17 FBI NO. 640 716D
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Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.
        

            
            

                
                
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Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.: WANTED
 By the Drug Enforcement Administration
 Name: Frank Larry Matthews
 Aliases: FRANK McNEAL, PEEWEE, MARK III
 $20,000.00 REWARD
 2o 8 4'9
 SHERIFF CLARK CO
 PHOTO TAKEN 2/16/69
 PHOTO TAKEN 1/5/73
 Build: medium
 Hair: black
 Eyes: brown
 Complexion: clear
 Description: Age: 33, born 2/13/44
 Height: 5'9"
 Place of Birth: Durham, N.C. Weight: 180 lbs.
 SS No.: 242-66-8429
 Occupation: realtor
 Note: may have had plastic surgery
 Citizenship: U.S
 Ethnic Origin: Black American
 Remarks: A Federal Bench Warrant was issued on July 3, 1973, Eastern District of New York, charging
 Matthews with failure to appear after indictment for violation of 21 USC 846 Heroin Conspiracy
 Caution: this individual is reportedly in the company of two bodyguards and should be consid-
 ered armed and dangerous.
 The Drug Enforcement Administration has authorized the payment of $20,000.00 as a reward to
 anyone providing information dirctiyresuting in the apprehension of this subject. All such
 information will be kept strictly confidential.
 Peter B. Bensinger, Administratbr
 IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON
 CONTACT DEA PRINCIPLE OFFICES ARE LISTED ON BACK. United States Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration
 CIRCULAR NO. 17 FBI NO. 640 716D
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Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Excerpts from Chicago, Satan’s Sanctum, 1899, Chicago. L.O. Curon
These passages account the author’s thoughts on hell, crime and Chicago’s City Hall. The more things changeâ€Ļ
: HicGo
 STAN'S
 SANCTUM
 By L.O. CUROV

 CHICAGO,
 SATAN'S SANCTUM
 "I am to speak of stories you w not believe;
 of beings you cannot love; of foibles for which
 you have no compassion; of feelings in which you
 have no share."
 ãƒŧW.MC.
 PRA ED

 A noted divine said recently, "I believe that
 this city is to be the greatest city of this continent
 and of the world. I believe that Chicago is the
 devil's headquarters, and I think it is not far from
 the City Ha If our own eyes could be fully
 opened we would see there infinite indecencies,
 bum politicians, ward workers, heel tappers, men
 who are the devil's own and delivered body and
 soul to do his bidding."

 The number of hold ups in Chicago in the
 year 1898, it is believed, exceeded in number those
 of any two large cities in the United States com-
 bined. The press, in fact, claims that their num-
 ber was greater than in all of the cities of the
 United States. They were of almost daily occur
 rence. They are just as numerous, and just as
 ingenious and murderous in design, since the
 continued administration was inaugurated, as before.
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Excerpts from Chicago, Satan’s Sanctum, 1899, Chicago. L.O. Curon
These passages account the author’s thoughts on hell, crime and Chicago’s City Hall. The more things changeâ€Ļ
: HicGo
 STAN'S
 SANCTUM
 By L.O. CUROV

 CHICAGO,
 SATAN'S SANCTUM
 "I am to speak of stories you w not believe;
 of beings you cannot love; of foibles for which
 you have no compassion; of feelings in which you
 have no share."
 ãƒŧW.MC.
 PRA ED

 A noted divine said recently, "I believe that
 this city is to be the greatest city of this continent
 and of the world. I believe that Chicago is the
 devil's headquarters, and I think it is not far from
 the City Ha If our own eyes could be fully
 opened we would see there infinite indecencies,
 bum politicians, ward workers, heel tappers, men
 who are the devil's own and delivered body and
 soul to do his bidding."

 The number of hold ups in Chicago in the
 year 1898, it is believed, exceeded in number those
 of any two large cities in the United States com-
 bined. The press, in fact, claims that their num-
 ber was greater than in all of the cities of the
 United States. They were of almost daily occur
 rence. They are just as numerous, and just as
 ingenious and murderous in design, since the
 continued administration was inaugurated, as before.
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I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL
 k Times bestselling author
 HILL
 continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking
 vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful
 chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite...
 Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand-
 year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is
 now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine.
 His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the
 world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil
 Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef
 drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from
 a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch,
 vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw!
 The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying
 him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn.
 But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon-
 oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself
 out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century
 Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way
 back to the future to save her family and the world..
 and to satisfy their insatiable attraction.
 vonVomance
 DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS
 EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM
 Paranormal Romance
 ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3
 50799
 AVONBOOKS
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 9780062 356543
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martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”


        

            
            

                
                
                    martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL
 k Times bestselling author
 HILL
 continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking
 vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful
 chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite...
 Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand-
 year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is
 now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine.
 His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the
 world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil
 Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef
 drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from
 a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch,
 vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw!
 The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying
 him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn.
 But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon-
 oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself
 out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century
 Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way
 back to the future to save her family and the world..
 and to satisfy their insatiable attraction.
 vonVomance
 DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS
 EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM
 Paranormal Romance
 ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3
 50799
 AVONBOOKS
 Win free prizes, get exclusive content,
 and more-scan with a QR App now!
 9780062 356543
 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN
martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”


                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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