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Did David 'Avocado' Wolfe Post a Meme About Solar Panels Draining Light from the Sun?

Reddit, Millennials, and Avocado: This is what millennials are buying instead of houses @Shitheadsteve Avocado toast is going to crash the housing market (pic via reddit: u-_RichardParry_)

Reddit, Millennials, and Avocado: This is what millennials are buying
instead of houses
@Shitheadsteve
Avocado toast is going to crash the housing market (pic via reddit: u-_RichardParry_)

Reddit, Millennials, and Avocado: This is what millennials are buying
instead of houses
@Shitheadsteve
Avocado toast is going to crash the housing market (pic via reddit: u-_RichardParry_)

Smh, Avocado, and Toast: Joe Randazzo @Randazzoj Americans upset that their eleven millionth dollar earned might be taxed at a higher rate will just need to get a second job and do a better job of saving Pesky avocado toast smh

Smh, Avocado, and Toast: Joe Randazzo
@Randazzoj
Americans upset that their
eleven millionth dollar earned
might be taxed at a higher rate
will just need to get a second
job and do a better job of
saving
Pesky avocado toast smh

Smh, Avocado, and Toast: Joe Randazzo
@Randazzoj
Americans upset that their
eleven millionth dollar earned
might be taxed at a higher rate
will just need to get a second
job and do a better job of
saving
Pesky avocado toast smh

Pesky avocado toast smh

Memes, PlayStation, and Euro: AMEN CIGNOR TGCOM24.MEDIASET.IT Acquista la PlayStation 4 a 9 euro pesandola al posto della verdura: arrestato - Tgcom24 Primiano De Mite Beh adesso gli servirà un Avocado 1h Mi piace Rispondi485 Joseph Carnevale Se la pesava al posto delle castagne mi sa che ci rimetteva pure 50 min Mi piace Rispondi - 629 Abbiamo un vincitore . playstation playstation4 verdura verdure videogames commenticalcignoranti

Memes, PlayStation, and Euro: AMEN
CIGNOR
TGCOM24.MEDIASET.IT
Acquista la PlayStation 4 a 9 euro pesandola al
posto della verdura: arrestato - Tgcom24
Primiano De Mite
Beh adesso gli servirà un Avocado
1h Mi piace Rispondi485
Joseph Carnevale
Se la pesava al posto delle castagne
mi sa che ci rimetteva pure
50 min Mi piace Rispondi
- 629
Abbiamo un vincitore . playstation playstation4 verdura verdure videogames commenticalcignoranti

Memes, PlayStation, and Euro: AMEN
CIGNOR
TGCOM24.MEDIASET.IT
Acquista la PlayStation 4 a 9 euro pesandola al
posto della verdura: arrestato - Tgcom24
Primiano De Mite
Beh adesso gli servirà un Avocado
1h Mi piace Rispondi485
Joseph Carnevale
Se la pesava al posto delle castagne
mi sa che ci rimetteva pure
50 min Mi piace Rispondi
- 629
Abbiamo un vincitore . playstation playstation4 verdura verdure videogames commenticalcignoranti

Abbiamo un vincitore . playstation playstation4 verdura verdure videogames commenticalcignoranti

Dad, Wine, and Millennials: Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop buying avocado toast but y'all raised us on charcuterie boards And crushing those Capri Suns is why we’re so good at throwing back wine today. Thanks mom & dad 👌🏽🍷 (@thegrilledchez)

Dad, Wine, and Millennials: Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop
buying avocado toast but y'all raised us
on charcuterie boards
And crushing those Capri Suns is why we’re so good at throwing back wine today. Thanks mom & dad 👌🏽🍷 (@thegrilledchez)

Dad, Wine, and Millennials: Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop
buying avocado toast but y'all raised us
on charcuterie boards
And crushing those Capri Suns is why we’re so good at throwing back wine today. Thanks mom & dad 👌🏽🍷 (@thegrilledchez)

And crushing those Capri Suns is why we’re so good at throwing back wine today. Thanks mom

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM Holy guacamole you're hot What's up Ok, I' be real with you, you're a good looking guy and all but you just completely blew it. In the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You completely killed the mood, I'm allergic to guacamole and you Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado Sent

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I' be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I' be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent

Avocado, Good, and Fat: YOU'RE FAT, BUT YOU'RE GOOD FAT. AVOCADO AFFIRMATION Positive self-talk

Avocado, Good, and Fat: YOU'RE FAT,
BUT YOU'RE
GOOD FAT.
AVOCADO AFFIRMATION
Positive self-talk

Avocado, Good, and Fat: YOU'RE FAT,
BUT YOU'RE
GOOD FAT.
AVOCADO AFFIRMATION
Positive self-talk

Positive self-talk

Avocado, Good, and Fat: YOU'RE FAT, BUT YOU'RE GOOD FAT. AVOCADO AFFIRMATION Positive self-talk

Avocado, Good, and Fat: YOU'RE FAT,
BUT YOU'RE
GOOD FAT.
AVOCADO AFFIRMATION
Positive self-talk

Avocado, Good, and Fat: YOU'RE FAT,
BUT YOU'RE
GOOD FAT.
AVOCADO AFFIRMATION
Positive self-talk

Positive self-talk

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM Holy guacamole you're hot What's up Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a good looking guy and all but you just completely blew it. In the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You completely killed the mood, I'm allergic to guacamole and you. Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado Sent

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent

Memes, Millennials, and Avocado: Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop buying avocado toast but y'all raised us on charcuterie boards Cu th, @cabbagecatmemes

Memes, Millennials, and Avocado: Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop
buying avocado toast but y'all raised us
on charcuterie boards
Cu
th,
@cabbagecatmemes

Memes, Millennials, and Avocado: Y'all wonder why millennials can't stop
buying avocado toast but y'all raised us
on charcuterie boards
Cu
th,
@cabbagecatmemes

@cabbagecatmemes

Advice, Family, and Future: Emily Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM Holy guacamole you're hot What's up Ok, I'l be real with you, you're a good looking guy and all but you just completely blew it. In the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You completely killed the mood, I'nm allergic to guacamole and you. Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado Sent holy cannoli, she’s got a shitty attitude. (@unhingedny he threatened me and my family if he wasn’t tagged in this 🤷‍♂️)

Advice, Family, and Future: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'l be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'nm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent
holy cannoli, she’s got a shitty attitude. (@unhingedny he threatened me and my family if he wasn’t tagged in this 🤷‍♂️)

Advice, Family, and Future: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'l be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'nm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent
holy cannoli, she’s got a shitty attitude. (@unhingedny he threatened me and my family if he wasn’t tagged in this 🤷‍♂️)

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily Tue, Dec 4. 5:31PM Holy guacamole you're hot What's up Ok, I'l be real with you, you're a good looking guy and all but you just completely blew it. In the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You completely killed the mood, I'm allergic to guacamole and you. Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado Sent meirl

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4. 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'l be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent
meirl

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4. 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'l be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent
meirl

meirl

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM Holy guacamole you're hot What's up Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a good looking guy and all but you just completely blew it. In the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You completely killed the mood, I'm allergic to guacamole and you. Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado Sent Allergies.

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent
Allergies.

Advice, Future, and Guacamole: Emily
Tue, Dec 4, 5:31PM
Holy guacamole you're hot
What's up
Ok, I'll be real with you, you're a
good looking guy and all but you
just completely blew it. In the
future with your next match do
NOT use holy guacamole. You
completely killed the mood, I'm
allergic to guacamole and you.
Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado
Sent
Allergies.

Allergies.

Beer, Girls, and Weird: Daniel King @Daniel_King 25 Girls Fridge Avocado, yogurt, fancy chocolates that they only take like one bite out of a day (?), full water filter, butter that's not butter at all some weird Trader Joes off- brand, bagel thins, " don't know whose beer that is it's been in there forever, have it if you want" QUICK name 5 random things in your fridge

QUICK name 5 random things in your fridge

Funny, Avocado, and Chicken: 9AM: Egg whites and Avocado 1PM: Kale Salad 6PM: Chicken and Veggies 11PM: 23 Oreos Tub of ice cream New Years Diet resolution is going perfect👌🏻

Funny, Avocado, and Chicken: 9AM: Egg whites and Avocado
1PM: Kale Salad
6PM: Chicken and Veggies
11PM: 23 Oreos Tub of ice cream
New Years Diet resolution is going perfect👌🏻

Funny, Avocado, and Chicken: 9AM: Egg whites and Avocado
1PM: Kale Salad
6PM: Chicken and Veggies
11PM: 23 Oreos Tub of ice cream
New Years Diet resolution is going perfect👌🏻

New Years Diet resolution is going perfect👌🏻

Christmas, Memes, and Avocado: LAD BIBL E Even this avocado got into the Christmas spirit 😂😂 (@scuruchivincenzo)

Christmas, Memes, and Avocado: LAD
BIBL E
Even this avocado got into the Christmas spirit 😂😂 (@scuruchivincenzo)

Christmas, Memes, and Avocado: LAD
BIBL E
Even this avocado got into the Christmas spirit 😂😂 (@scuruchivincenzo)

Christmas, Memes, and Avocado: LAD BIBL E Even this avocado got into the Christmas spirit 😂😂 (@scuruchivincenzo)

Christmas, Memes, and Avocado: LAD
BIBL E
Even this avocado got into the Christmas spirit 😂😂 (@scuruchivincenzo)

Christmas, Memes, and Avocado: LAD
BIBL E
Even this avocado got into the Christmas spirit 😂😂 (@scuruchivincenzo)

Love, Memes, and Omg: Leah Williams @mymonsterischic l love how millennials are associated with avocado toast and selfies instead of the fact that we all constantly joke about wanting to die 11:01 PM-27 Jul 18 19.3K Retweets 109K Likes memes-r-memes: This omg

Love, Memes, and Omg: Leah Williams
@mymonsterischic
l love how millennials are
associated with avocado toast
and selfies instead of the fact
that we all constantly joke about
wanting to die
11:01 PM-27 Jul 18
19.3K Retweets 109K Likes
memes-r-memes:

This omg

Love, Memes, and Omg: Leah Williams
@mymonsterischic
l love how millennials are
associated with avocado toast
and selfies instead of the fact
that we all constantly joke about
wanting to die
11:01 PM-27 Jul 18
19.3K Retweets 109K Likes
memes-r-memes:

This omg

memes-r-memes: This omg

Avocado, Man, and She: When she calls you daddy instead of mr avocado man https://t.co/81QKXac0c7

Avocado, Man, and She: When she calls you
daddy instead of mr
avocado man
https://t.co/81QKXac0c7

Avocado, Man, and She: When she calls you
daddy instead of mr
avocado man
https://t.co/81QKXac0c7

https://t.co/81QKXac0c7

Love, Avocado, and Who: The forbidden avocado on Who doesnt love avocados

Love, Avocado, and Who: The forbidden
avocado
on
Who doesnt love avocados

Love, Avocado, and Who: The forbidden
avocado
on
Who doesnt love avocados

Who doesnt love avocados

Future, Gif, and Guacamole: Holy guacamole Hi there Listen. I'll be honest with you, in the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You are a good looking guy but that killed it, I am allergic to guacamole and you Nice choice of words. Bravo avocado Sent GIF Type a Message... Send Bravo avocado 😂

Future, Gif, and Guacamole: Holy guacamole
Hi there
Listen. I'll be honest with you, in
the future with your next match
do NOT use holy guacamole. You
are a good looking guy but that
killed it, I am allergic to
guacamole and you
Nice choice of words. Bravo
avocado
Sent
GIF
Type a Message...
Send
Bravo avocado 😂

Future, Gif, and Guacamole: Holy guacamole
Hi there
Listen. I'll be honest with you, in
the future with your next match
do NOT use holy guacamole. You
are a good looking guy but that
killed it, I am allergic to
guacamole and you
Nice choice of words. Bravo
avocado
Sent
GIF
Type a Message...
Send
Bravo avocado 😂

Bravo avocado 😂

Avocado, Best, and Relatable: keeping up w vanessa @vanessyuh putting an avocado in the microwave to soften it obviously didn't seem like my best idea but i can honestly say i did not expect it to burst into flames you can also put avocados in a brown paper bag to ripen them up!! be careful!!

Avocado, Best, and Relatable: keeping up w vanessa
@vanessyuh
putting an avocado in the microwave to
soften it obviously didn't seem like my
best idea but i can honestly say i did not
expect it to burst into flames
you can also put avocados in a brown paper bag to ripen them up!! be careful!!

Avocado, Best, and Relatable: keeping up w vanessa
@vanessyuh
putting an avocado in the microwave to
soften it obviously didn't seem like my
best idea but i can honestly say i did not
expect it to burst into flames
you can also put avocados in a brown paper bag to ripen them up!! be careful!!

you can also put avocados in a brown paper bag to ripen them up!! be careful!!

Love, Memes, and Omg: Leah Williams @mymonsterischic l love how millennials are associated with avocado toast and selfies instead of the fact that we all constantly joke about wanting to die 11:01 PM-27 Jul 18 19.3K Retweets 109K Likes memes-r-memes: This omg

Love, Memes, and Omg: Leah Williams
@mymonsterischic
l love how millennials are
associated with avocado toast
and selfies instead of the fact
that we all constantly joke about
wanting to die
11:01 PM-27 Jul 18
19.3K Retweets 109K Likes
memes-r-memes:

This omg

Love, Memes, and Omg: Leah Williams
@mymonsterischic
l love how millennials are
associated with avocado toast
and selfies instead of the fact
that we all constantly joke about
wanting to die
11:01 PM-27 Jul 18
19.3K Retweets 109K Likes
memes-r-memes:

This omg

memes-r-memes: This omg

Avocado, Humans of Tumblr, and Bee: ess bee fritz @RandomAntics I'm the avocado of people. While you wait and wait for me to mature enough to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition into a disgusting mess. 10:07 a.m. 29 Aug 2014 976 RETWEETS 1,434 FAVOURITES

Avocado, Humans of Tumblr, and Bee: ess bee fritz
@RandomAntics
I'm the avocado of people. While you
wait and wait for me to mature enough
to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition
into a disgusting mess.
10:07 a.m. 29 Aug 2014
976 RETWEETS
1,434 FAVOURITES

Avocado, Humans of Tumblr, and Bee: ess bee fritz
@RandomAntics
I'm the avocado of people. While you
wait and wait for me to mature enough
to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition
into a disgusting mess.
10:07 a.m. 29 Aug 2014
976 RETWEETS
1,434 FAVOURITES

Say It, Avocado, and Brain: *sees an avocado* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "It's an avocadooooo, thanks"

Say It, Avocado, and Brain: *sees an avocado*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me:
"It's an avocadooooo, thanks"

Say It, Avocado, and Brain: *sees an avocado*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me:
"It's an avocadooooo, thanks"

Hipster, Memes, and Avocado: IWANT SOMEONETOLOOKATİMY MEMES THE WAY THIS HIPSTER CHICK LOOKSAT HER AVOCADO

Hipster, Memes, and Avocado: IWANT SOMEONETOLOOKATİMY MEMES
THE WAY THIS HIPSTER CHICK LOOKSAT
HER AVOCADO

Hipster, Memes, and Avocado: IWANT SOMEONETOLOOKATİMY MEMES
THE WAY THIS HIPSTER CHICK LOOKSAT
HER AVOCADO

Tumblr, Vegan, and Avocado: Raw vegan tacos are the best! G (Lettuce, avocado, lemon, cilantro, red onion, cherry tomatoes, capsicum, corn) 8 memehumor: That’s not a taco, that’s a salad 🌮🤦‍♂️

Tumblr, Vegan, and Avocado: Raw vegan tacos are the best! G
(Lettuce, avocado, lemon, cilantro, red onion,
cherry tomatoes, capsicum, corn)
8
memehumor:

That’s not a taco, that’s a salad 🌮🤦‍♂️

Tumblr, Vegan, and Avocado: Raw vegan tacos are the best! G
(Lettuce, avocado, lemon, cilantro, red onion,
cherry tomatoes, capsicum, corn)
8
memehumor:

That’s not a taco, that’s a salad 🌮🤦‍♂️

memehumor: That’s not a taco, that’s a salad 🌮🤦‍♂️

Funny, Memes, and Avocado: I'm the avocado of people. While you wait and wait for me to mature enough to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition into a disgusting sm.ony SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Avocado: I'm the avocado of people. While you
wait and wait for me to mature enough
to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition into
a disgusting sm.ony
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Avocado: I'm the avocado of people. While you
wait and wait for me to mature enough
to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition into
a disgusting sm.ony
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Avocado, Toast, and Avocado Toast: Matt's Idea Shop @MattsldeaShop AVOCADO TOAST $13.50 Toast $1.00 AVocado 0 $1.50

Avocado, Toast, and Avocado Toast: Matt's Idea Shop
@MattsldeaShop
AVOCADO TOAST
$13.50
Toast
$1.00
AVocado
0
$1.50

Avocado, Toast, and Avocado Toast: Matt's Idea Shop
@MattsldeaShop
AVOCADO TOAST
$13.50
Toast
$1.00
AVocado
0
$1.50

Beautiful, Guacamole, and Memes: don't @ me but guacamole is nasty Female Struggles @NotesForGirlz The most beautiful transformation 1/22/18, 8:31 AM The only avocado I’ll support is @wherearetheavocados, otherwise, shit trash ✍🏽👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Beautiful, Guacamole, and Memes: don't @ me but guacamole is nasty
Female Struggles @NotesForGirlz
The most beautiful transformation
1/22/18, 8:31 AM
The only avocado I’ll support is @wherearetheavocados, otherwise, shit trash ✍🏽👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Beautiful, Guacamole, and Memes: don't @ me but guacamole is nasty
Female Struggles @NotesForGirlz
The most beautiful transformation
1/22/18, 8:31 AM
The only avocado I’ll support is @wherearetheavocados, otherwise, shit trash ✍🏽👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Memes, Avocado, and Toast: Matt's Idea Shop @MattsldeaShop AVOCADO TOAST $13.50 eashop Toast $1.00 Avocado $1.50 Makes sense

Memes, Avocado, and Toast: Matt's Idea Shop
@MattsldeaShop
AVOCADO TOAST
$13.50
eashop
Toast
$1.00
Avocado
$1.50
Makes sense

Memes, Avocado, and Toast: Matt's Idea Shop
@MattsldeaShop
AVOCADO TOAST
$13.50
eashop
Toast
$1.00
Avocado
$1.50
Makes sense

Makes sense

Avocado, Dank Memes, and Toast: Matt's Idea Shop @MattsldeaShop AVOCADO TOAST $13.50 Toast $1.00 Avocado 0 $1 .50 Makes sense

Avocado, Dank Memes, and Toast: Matt's Idea Shop
@MattsldeaShop
AVOCADO TOAST
$13.50
Toast
$1.00
Avocado
0
$1
.50
Makes sense

Avocado, Dank Memes, and Toast: Matt's Idea Shop
@MattsldeaShop
AVOCADO TOAST
$13.50
Toast
$1.00
Avocado
0
$1
.50
Makes sense

Makes sense

Memes, Snapchat, and Avocado: When she calls you daddy instead of mr avocado man iStoc iSt iS ос Stoc ос by Getty Ima St by Snapchat: DankMemesGang

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Memes, Snapchat, and Avocado: When she calls you daddy instead of
mr avocado man
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Halloween, Memes, and Avocado: So my niece picked her Halloween costume today I'm an avocado 😂 Credit: @leoramirez8

Halloween, Memes, and Avocado: So my niece picked her
Halloween costume today
I'm an avocado 😂 Credit: @leoramirez8

Halloween, Memes, and Avocado: So my niece picked her
Halloween costume today
I'm an avocado 😂 Credit: @leoramirez8

White People, Avocado, and Immigration: Kimberly @KimmyAnahi 22h White people ur time is now!!! Go apply:) since Hispanics are always "stealing jobs" KTLA @KTLA Santa Barbara County Avocado Farmer Struggles to Find Workers Amid Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/2JMrkNU 135 t2 48.7K 111K Y’all got what you wanted ahora a Chingarle, Güeritos!

White People, Avocado, and Immigration: Kimberly @KimmyAnahi 22h
White people ur time is now!!! Go apply:) since Hispanics are
always "stealing jobs"
KTLA @KTLA
Santa Barbara County Avocado Farmer Struggles to Find
Workers Amid Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/2JMrkNU
135
t2 48.7K
111K
Y’all got what you wanted ahora a Chingarle, Güeritos!

White People, Avocado, and Immigration: Kimberly @KimmyAnahi 22h
White people ur time is now!!! Go apply:) since Hispanics are
always "stealing jobs"
KTLA @KTLA
Santa Barbara County Avocado Farmer Struggles to Find
Workers Amid Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/2JMrkNU
135
t2 48.7K
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Y’all got what you wanted ahora a Chingarle, Güeritos!

Y’all got what you wanted ahora a Chingarle, Güeritos!

Avocado, Dank Memes, and Sad: Llama In A Tux @LlamalnaTux Please. My avocado. It is so sad @llamainatux

Avocado, Dank Memes, and Sad: Llama In A Tux
@LlamalnaTux
Please. My avocado. It is so sad
@llamainatux

Avocado, Dank Memes, and Sad: Llama In A Tux
@LlamalnaTux
Please. My avocado. It is so sad
@llamainatux

@llamainatux

White People, Avocado, and Immigration: KTLA @KTLA Santa Barbara County Avocado Farmer Struggles to Find Workers id Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/ 2JMrkNU Kimberly @KimmyAnahi White people ur time is now!!! Go apply:) since Hispanics are always "stealing jobs"

White People, Avocado, and Immigration: KTLA
@KTLA
Santa Barbara County Avocado
Farmer Struggles to Find Workers
id Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/
2JMrkNU
Kimberly
@KimmyAnahi
White people ur time is now!!! Go
apply:) since Hispanics are always
"stealing jobs"

White People, Avocado, and Immigration: KTLA
@KTLA
Santa Barbara County Avocado
Farmer Struggles to Find Workers
id Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/
2JMrkNU
Kimberly
@KimmyAnahi
White people ur time is now!!! Go
apply:) since Hispanics are always
"stealing jobs"

Bitch, Dumb, and Twitter: avocado thottie @lildedjanet i may be a dumb bitch but at least I never made a musically 8:38 PM. 28 Sep 18 [SOURCE]

Bitch, Dumb, and Twitter: avocado thottie
@lildedjanet
i may be a dumb bitch but at least
I never made a musically
8:38 PM. 28 Sep 18
[SOURCE]

Bitch, Dumb, and Twitter: avocado thottie
@lildedjanet
i may be a dumb bitch but at least
I never made a musically
8:38 PM. 28 Sep 18
[SOURCE]

Avocado, Vagina, and Toast: *eats avocado toast once* Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina a Magical Place PopSugar Celebrity

Avocado, Vagina, and Toast: *eats avocado toast once*
Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina
a Magical Place
PopSugar Celebrity

Avocado, Vagina, and Toast: *eats avocado toast once*
Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina
a Magical Place
PopSugar Celebrity

Mario Kart, Memes, and Mario: avocado thottie @lildedjanet Fuck your zodiac sign what character do u choose to play in Mario kart Dump of stolen memes

Mario Kart, Memes, and Mario: avocado thottie
@lildedjanet
Fuck your zodiac sign what character
do u choose to play in Mario kart
Dump of stolen memes

Mario Kart, Memes, and Mario: avocado thottie
@lildedjanet
Fuck your zodiac sign what character
do u choose to play in Mario kart
Dump of stolen memes

Gym, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school Private school 😂😭

Gym, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
Private school 😂😭

Gym, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
Private school 😂😭

Private school 😂😭

Mario Kart, Mario, and Avocado: avocado thottie @lildedjanet Fuck your zodiac sign what character do u choose to play in Mario kart

Mario Kart, Mario, and Avocado: avocado thottie
@lildedjanet
Fuck your zodiac sign what character
do u choose to play in Mario kart

Mario Kart, Mario, and Avocado: avocado thottie
@lildedjanet
Fuck your zodiac sign what character
do u choose to play in Mario kart

Jealous, Memes, and Parents: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school I’m jealous of this avocado. If I was an avocado they wouldn’t sell me under clearance at the dollar store @memes

Jealous, Memes, and Parents: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
I’m jealous of this avocado. If I was an avocado they wouldn’t sell me under clearance at the dollar store @memes

Jealous, Memes, and Parents: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
I’m jealous of this avocado. If I was an avocado they wouldn’t sell me under clearance at the dollar store @memes

I’m jealous of this avocado. If I was an avocado they wouldn’t sell me under clearance at the dollar store @memes

Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going

Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
e With
Preferred by Teachers
ar E
CRAYONS
24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
e With
Preferred by Teachers
ar E
CRAYONS
24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

Af, Memes, and Parents: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school Posh AF

Af, Memes, and Parents: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
Posh AF

Af, Memes, and Parents: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
Posh AF

Posh AF

Funny, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school Must be nice.

Funny, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
Must be nice.

Funny, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
Must be nice.

Must be nice.

Dogs, Introvert, and Memes: NEVER BE ASHAMED TO BE SOFT NO ONE WANTS HARD AVOCADO ON TOAST. @DRAWINGS oF DOGS FOR BUZZFEED Wise produce. (By @drawingsofdogs for BuzzFeed) . . . . avocado fruit sensitive selfcare introvert ambivert webcomic

Dogs, Introvert, and Memes: NEVER BE ASHAMED
TO BE SOFT
NO ONE WANTS
HARD AVOCADO ON
TOAST.
@DRAWINGS oF DOGS FOR BUZZFEED
Wise produce. (By @drawingsofdogs for BuzzFeed) . . . . avocado fruit sensitive selfcare introvert ambivert webcomic

Dogs, Introvert, and Memes: NEVER BE ASHAMED
TO BE SOFT
NO ONE WANTS
HARD AVOCADO ON
TOAST.
@DRAWINGS oF DOGS FOR BUZZFEED
Wise produce. (By @drawingsofdogs for BuzzFeed) . . . . avocado fruit sensitive selfcare introvert ambivert webcomic

Wise produce. (By @drawingsofdogs for BuzzFeed) . . . . avocado fruit sensitive selfcare introvert ambivert webcomic

Memes, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school His real name is Clarence.

Memes, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
His real name is Clarence.

Memes, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
His real name is Clarence.

His real name is Clarence.

Parents, School, and Taken: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school that 1/1000 chance that you open the perfect avocado

Parents, School, and Taken: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
that 1/1000 chance that you open the perfect avocado

Parents, School, and Taken: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school
that 1/1000 chance that you open the perfect avocado

that 1/1000 chance that you open the perfect avocado

Dank, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up in a loving home with both parents and even taken to a private school

Dank, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school

Dank, Parents, and School: Man, this avocado looks like it was brought up
in a loving home with both parents and
even taken to a private school

Memes, Avocado, and Heart: This frog looks like an avocado that didn't get picked bc it looks too ripe but is actually perfect on the inside @moistbuddha Heart of gold, mate.

Memes, Avocado, and Heart: This frog looks like an avocado that
didn't get picked bc it looks too ripe
but is actually perfect on the inside
@moistbuddha
Heart of gold, mate.

Memes, Avocado, and Heart: This frog looks like an avocado that
didn't get picked bc it looks too ripe
but is actually perfect on the inside
@moistbuddha
Heart of gold, mate.

Heart of gold, mate.

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laying

laying

muslims

muslims

egg whites

egg whites

lovely

lovely

tub

tub

comming

comming

gagging

gagging

lied

lied

expecting

expecting

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expected

expected

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focused

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6pm

6pm

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problem

problem

egg white

egg white

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read

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avocados

raspberries

raspberries

child

child

share

americans

americans

price

price

cover girl

cover girl

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call

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withings

they

they

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beet

of ice

of ice

bananas

bananas

can

can

mud

mud

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lots

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ares

oreo

oreo

david wolfe

david wolfe

how

how

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Fishing

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Lying

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Girl Memes

Girl Memes

Wolf

Wolf

Heart

Heart

Covers

Covers

Citi

Citi

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memes

Love

Love

dank

dank

Being an adult

Being an adult

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9gag