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NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 馃槀. They will argue about anything. It鈥檚 both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 馃槀. I love it. I鈥檓 not saying they ain鈥檛 wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: 鈥渇am I love getting food off the Halal carts.鈥 NY person: 鈥渙h word, son? Oh it鈥檚 like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?鈥 *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: 鈥渟ure...(?)鈥 NY person: 鈥渁yo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?鈥 Me: 鈥渦mmm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)鈥 NY person: 鈥渟on [pregnant pause] SON 馃槀. U can鈥檛 be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?鈥 Friend (quietly): 鈥淚 mean ... he wildin son.鈥 (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don鈥檛 really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: 鈥渁yo u mean...Like up by World Trade?鈥 And I鈥檓 like: 鈥淚 guess...(?)鈥 NY person: 鈥淪ON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 馃槀 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say 鈥淗ALAL CHICKEN GYROS鈥 with 鈥淥NE DOLLAR SAMOSA鈥...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it鈥檚 two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it鈥檚 kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I鈥檓 like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don鈥檛 tell that story often anyway I鈥檓 not sayin don鈥檛 eat at them carts u eat at son! I鈥檓 just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.鈥 馃槀馃槀馃槏 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 馃槀. They will argue about anything. It鈥檚 both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 馃槀. I love it. I鈥檓 not saying they ain鈥檛 wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: 鈥渇am I love getting food off the Halal carts.鈥 NY person: 鈥渙h word, son? Oh it鈥檚 like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?鈥 *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: 鈥渟ure...(?)鈥 NY person: 鈥渁yo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?鈥 Me: 鈥渦mmm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)鈥 NY person: 鈥渟on [pregnant pause] SON 馃槀. U can鈥檛 be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?鈥 Friend (quietly): 鈥淚 mean ... he wildin son.鈥 (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don鈥檛 really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: 鈥渁yo u mean...Like up by World Trade?鈥 And I鈥檓 like: 鈥淚 guess...(?)鈥 NY person: 鈥淪ON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 馃槀 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say 鈥淗ALAL CHICKEN GYROS鈥 with 鈥淥NE DOLLAR SAMOSA鈥...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it鈥檚 two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it鈥檚 kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I鈥檓 like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don鈥檛 tell that story often anyway I鈥檓 not sayin don鈥檛 eat at them carts u eat at son! I鈥檓 just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.鈥 馃槀馃槀馃槏 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 馃槀. They will argue about anything. It鈥檚 both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calorie...

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