Good advice never stopped me from making bad decisions :)⠀
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Bout to risk it all..😂
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Oh you blackout? That’s cute... I carb out. I don’t even need to get drunk to make bad decisions so there! I win.... another round pls while...
If my guy had me continuously guess I’d be like, Taco Bell?? In n out? Chipotle?! McDeesss? Happy hour? And then we’ll both be 20 pounds hea...