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Bitch, Cheating, and Definitely: Sprint LTE hey hey do you remember our maths class? oh, hi! yes i do remember maths class i miss having that class you know i miss looking at your hot face what? okay... thanks i guess. you should appreciate it more that I'm talking to you THAAAANKS I was just thinking, do you remember that ugly douche who sat next to you in that class? the what??? okay, do you want to Sprint LTE 3:05 P the what??? okay, do you want to tone yourself down a bit you know that we've been seeing each other for about 2 months now right? me and okay bitch wtf i was being nice to you no need to act like a total whore. i bet he beats you because your dumb and ugly. y do you come onto me if your taken??? i know you pose like a slut in your pictures on facebook for me bitch thank woah, what the hell you. ill definitely fall right into your arms after you call me a whore and slut and say that how about i say goodbye to you orever noW beats me listen im sorry dont go i forgive you Sprint LTE what the fuck, are you okay? like, in the head.. how about you make up to me for being a bitch and go on a date with me this saturday? yeah, alright, definitely! who are you kidding? fuck you then goat hahaha I was joking I dont want a date with you bitch whore im actually really nice there's hundreds of girls who want to date me you should think of yourself as lucky ah yes, im sure there are girls lining up for you when you use phrases like "bitch whore" LOL pathetic Sprint LTE 3:05 P there's hundreds of girls who want to date me you should think of yourself as lucky ah yes, im sure there are girls lining up for you when you use phrases like "bitch whore" LOL pathetic im gonna tell your bf your cheating on him anyway its so obvious you want me i have that affect on girls okay? im laughing so hard right now... youre kidding, right? you have to be i think this is enough for me, i think i'll go ahead and delete you now goodbye, nice chat' fuck u then slut, ill block you 0四0 Aa People really believe this? [x-post r/niceguys]
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Disney, Harry Potter, and Slayer: 20:20 TO 61% Becky BECKY SUPER LIKED YOU ON 02/12/2015 Do you consider guys who play Runescape 12 hours a day attractive? 2 Dec 2015, 20:02 Well perhaps you just haven't found someone interesting enough to tempt you away from it yet I don't know how much more interesting than killing a giant mole 3500 times that it's possible to be There's a whole different world out there to explore!! A real one where the people are actually there that you can speak to and touch! (That sounded better in my head) Send Message 20:24 T o 65%, D' Becky head) But can I level my skills in this other world?? Yes! You can have skills in whatever you choose! Even runecrafting? Not even going to pretend I know what that is It's awful, you don't want to know. Slayer, on the other hand, now that's just a PogChamp and a half! Wow I thought I was nerdy ve no idea what you're even saying. Talk to me about Disney/Harry potter and I'm game Send Message 20:32 T 72% Becky I did spend my Saturday night training magic, if that helps? (l bursted at ape atoll) That helps a little now if we can get you to move on from the runescape talk i'll be happy Or whatever is it you're talking about :p I don't know a whole lot other than Runescape... This makes me sad Why would this make you sad? Runescape is my life Such an attractive guy going to waste on runescape Send Message 20:43 80% Becky It's not going to waste, l'm over 2000 total Okay then. This has been interesting to say the least enjoy your life with runescape I can change That's what they a say Give me a chance 4 Okay you've got one more chance! RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNN NNNNNNEEEESSSSSCCCCA AAAAAAAAA PPPEEE!! Send Message RUNESCAPE

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7/11, Baked, and Baseball: 11:10 PM 63% Verizon 3G Edit Messages Call Contact FaceTime Message Jun 4, 2014, 11:10 PM Hey Mrs. Nelson. This is Robbie. I hope you don't mind that I got your number from Rian's phone its just that I wanted to let you know that your beautiful and maybe I can come over 1 day when Rian's in baseball n we can talk. No disrespect O Send Message 11:29 PM 59% Verizon 3G Edit Messages Oh Robbie, l just don't know. I think about it and it's wrong but..it feels so right. Rian's my best friend but this isnt comin out of thin nowhere. Ive been seeing how you look at me specially when was at your house yesterday. Am I crazy? It's not Rob. Is it..okay if I call you Rob? think it's... sexier. Does that answer your question? Delivered O Send Message 11:47 PM 56% Lul Verizon 3G Edit Messages answer your question? If I can be honest when you were baking them cookies the other day it was hard to control myself Jun 4, 2014, 11:31 PM Maybe we shouldn't..you're too young. Find girls your own age Robbie. Im 18 years old. Full mature. Full experience. All I need is you an empty house n some of them cookies O Message Send 11:47 PM 56% Lul Verizon 3G Edit Messages cookies Come over. Rian's not home. Be naked at the front door in 15 minutes. Quickly. I'm in the car babe. Be there soon. Get ready DON'T I'm fucking with you. You have the wrong number but you need to get your shit together Robbie. WHAT THE FUCK Jun 4, 2014, 11:45 PM O i Message Send 11:47 PM 56% Verizon 3G Edit Messages DON'T I'm fucking with you. You have the wrong number but you need to get your shit together Robbie. WHAT THE FUCK Jun 4, 2014, 11:45 PM That's what happens when you try to bang your best friend's mom. Delivered just wasted gas for this shit. Fuck you man I'm sitting naked in the 7-11 parking lot down the street O Send Message Kid tries to bang friend's mom (x-post r/thathappened)
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