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: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so l just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back. I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask. Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was stil extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught. I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that's not the point Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crushl And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!" My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" biggest-gaudiest-patronuses damn right we did Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
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midoriko-sama: cannibality: insurrectionary-frybreadism: lenins-and-things: carnival-phantasm: the-defiant-pupil: mojave-red: rantingmacaron: mojave-red: more-snatched-photos: It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs. There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical. No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.  With a bag you have one floppy boi We have holders for that. There’s no real difference. Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool. Then there are Soviet milk pyramids. Those are the oddest milk containers of all but they’re really cool. Thanks! That’s horrible! Curse you for sharing! i want a Soviet milk pyramid : feathP @mfeatherine i really like bothering people outside of ontario and quebec by posting pictures of bagged milk because the concept is so foreign to them and they go crazy midoriko-sama: cannibality: insurrectionary-frybreadism: lenins-and-things: carnival-phantasm: the-defiant-pupil: mojave-red: rantingmacaron: mojave-red: more-snatched-photos: It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs. There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical. No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.  With a bag you have one floppy boi We have holders for that. There’s no real difference. Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool. Then there are Soviet milk pyramids. Those are the oddest milk containers of all but they’re really cool. Thanks! That’s horrible! Curse you for sharing! i want a Soviet milk pyramid
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