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 kathy

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Baked, College, and Fire: NO POPCORN POPCORN BAKED POTATO I pay $20,000 in tuition, l'll make meth in this thing if I want to FROST BY 3 6 8 START <p><a href="https://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/173244303661/computationalcalculator-loloftheday-my" class="tumblr_blog">fueled-by-nightcore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://computationalcalculator.tumblr.com/post/172647784385/loloftheday-my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make" class="tumblr_blog">computationalcalculator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://loloftheday.tumblr.com/post/171089644614/my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make-popcorn-in" class="tumblr_blog">loloftheday</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves</h2></blockquote> <p>look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand</p> </blockquote> <p>Freshman who wants to make popcorn: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c34d655918d424ba76198e6adc9468aa/tumblr_inline_p7o1hr1ihI1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"/></figure><p>Senior who just wants to sleep:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc47a84032f8da49825c9b9621ae6ab/tumblr_inline_p7o1i9Q2cH1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"/></figure></blockquote> <p>For fucking real one time we had to evacuate and stand in the snow while we waited for the fire department because someone filled the hallway with popcorn smoke. I didn’t know it was this possible to fuck up popcorn until college.</p>

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Baked, Be Like, and Chill: How do you make a person love you using witchcraft? That is a very difficult spell. You'll have to light a pink candle using wooden matches, write your and the person of your desire's name on two different pieces of paper drip a circle with the pink wax around your names and eventually seal them together that way, During all of this you have to focus intensely on your beloved and imagine what your relationship would be like. Making someone love you is very difficult though That's the easiest spell in the world! To make a man love you collect some of your menstrual blood, bake it into a cake and feed it to him What is it this time? <p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>

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Andrew Bogut, Baked, and Beautiful: Celebrity Baker Creates A Million-Dollar Wedding Cake In the Form Of Arabian Bride @balleralert Celebrity Baker Creates A Million-Dollar Wedding Cake In the Form Of Arabian Bride - blogged by @MsJennyb (pic @splashnews) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it comes to the details and decorations for a wedding, the cake is one of the most important pieces. Whether it’s an elaborate, tall-tiered, detailed baked dessert or small, simple and sweet, the cake will be featured in more than half of the wedding reception photos, so it has to be beautiful. Which is why celebrity baker Debbie Wingham took her time to prepare one of the most expensive, most detailed, over-the-top cakes. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cake, which is worth a whopping $1 million, is shaped as an Arabian bride and is edible from head to toe. From the cake bride’s lace-textured dress, edible pearls and iced flowers, the elaborate six-foot tall dessert weighs over 220 pounds, and took more than 10 days to create. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ With more than 5000 flowers, 1000 pearls, 110 pounds of fabric-like fondant and “five flawless three-carat white diamonds all valued at $200k each, along with VVS1 smaller stones,” which is the only portion of the cake that is inedible, the cake is a life-size masterpiece. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cake bride was unveiled at the BRIDE show at Dubai World Trade Centre.

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