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Grandmas

Grandmas

Pettiness
Pettiness

Pettiness

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Uhhhh

Uhhhh

elliot
elliot

elliot

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missing

missing

point
point

point

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 anytime

anytime

kathy
 kathy

kathy

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Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for โ€œIโ€™m chokingโ€ (also the international sign for โ€œchoke me daddyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul ๐Ÿ’•. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: โ€œhere is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ainโ€™t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying โ€œthank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return Iโ€™m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, thatโ€™s no way to live daddy ๐Ÿ˜Œ hereโ€™s something that will give your leftovers better flavor ๐Ÿค—.โ€ Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now Iโ€™m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! Thatโ€™s off the top! A man shouldnโ€™t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it donโ€™t hurt to be his mommy ๐Ÿค— TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion ๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚
Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for
 his human in Rosyth, Scotland
 Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy
 @ DrSmashlove
Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for โ€œIโ€™m chokingโ€ (also the international sign for โ€œchoke me daddyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul ๐Ÿ’•. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: โ€œhere is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ainโ€™t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying โ€œthank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return Iโ€™m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, thatโ€™s no way to live daddy ๐Ÿ˜Œ hereโ€™s something that will give your leftovers better flavor ๐Ÿค—.โ€ Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now Iโ€™m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! Thatโ€™s off the top! A man shouldnโ€™t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it donโ€™t hurt to be his mommy ๐Ÿค— TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion ๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚

Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the han...

Baked, Community, and Family: Trapped Mexican bakers make pan dulce for hundreds of Harvey victims over two days The four workers used nearly 2,000 kilogrammes of flour and baked da [Read more] ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝThis is why we love our people โคโคโค they were trapped and didn't need to do this, but they weren't thinking of just themselves - they were thinking about everyone else. That is the immigrant spirit. Houston ImmigrantJustice SiSePuede ใƒปใƒปใƒป Four bakers who became trapped in their bakery for two days in the wake of Hurricane Harvey made hundreds of loaves of bread to give to flood victims. The workers from the El Bolillo Bakery in Houston, Texas, used up nearly 2,000kg of flour to bake bread and pan dulce, Mexican sweet bread, throughout the night and day after they were left stranded by the floods over the weekend. The four bakers had been working on a late shift when they realised they could not leave the shop because of the level of water on the streets. To take their minds off worrying about their family and friends, they decided to continue to bake for those affected by the devastating downpours. The Mexican bakery, which specialises in Mexican cakes and patisseries, had remained dry and had not been cut off from electricity so the bakers were able to work throughout the night and the following day. Brian Alvarado, the manager of the shop on South Wayside Drive, told The Independent: "When they realised they were stuck, they decided to keep themselves busy and help the community and made as many loaves of bread as they could. "By the time the owner managed to get to them, they had made so much bread that we took the loaves to loads of emergency centres across the city for people affected by the floods. "We didn't count exactly how many loaves they made, but they used 4,400 pounds [1,996kg] of flour." hurricaneharvey Repost @iwakesheeple
Baked, Community, and Family: Trapped Mexican
 bakers make pan
 dulce for hundreds of
 Harvey victims over
 two days
 The four workers used nearly 2,000
 kilogrammes of flour and baked da
[Read more] ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝThis is why we love our people โคโคโค they were trapped and didn't need to do this, but they weren't thinking of just themselves - they were thinking about everyone else. That is the immigrant spirit. Houston ImmigrantJustice SiSePuede ใƒปใƒปใƒป Four bakers who became trapped in their bakery for two days in the wake of Hurricane Harvey made hundreds of loaves of bread to give to flood victims. The workers from the El Bolillo Bakery in Houston, Texas, used up nearly 2,000kg of flour to bake bread and pan dulce, Mexican sweet bread, throughout the night and day after they were left stranded by the floods over the weekend. The four bakers had been working on a late shift when they realised they could not leave the shop because of the level of water on the streets. To take their minds off worrying about their family and friends, they decided to continue to bake for those affected by the devastating downpours. The Mexican bakery, which specialises in Mexican cakes and patisseries, had remained dry and had not been cut off from electricity so the bakers were able to work throughout the night and the following day. Brian Alvarado, the manager of the shop on South Wayside Drive, told The Independent: "When they realised they were stuck, they decided to keep themselves busy and help the community and made as many loaves of bread as they could. "By the time the owner managed to get to them, they had made so much bread that we took the loaves to loads of emergency centres across the city for people affected by the floods. "We didn't count exactly how many loaves they made, but they used 4,400 pounds [1,996kg] of flour." hurricaneharvey Repost @iwakesheeple

[Read more] ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝThis is why we love our people โคโคโค they were trapped and didn't need to do this, but they weren't thinking of just themselves ...