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<p><a href="https://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/173244303661/computationalcalculator-loloftheday-my" class="tumblr_blog">fueled-by-nightcore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://computationalcalculator.tumblr.com/post/172647784385/loloftheday-my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make" class="tumblr_blog">computationalcalculator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://loloftheday.tumblr.com/post/171089644614/my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make-popcorn-in" class="tumblr_blog">loloftheday</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves</h2></blockquote> <p>look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand</p> </blockquote> <p>Freshman who wants to make popcorn: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c34d655918d424ba76198e6adc9468aa/tumblr_inline_p7o1hr1ihI1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"/></figure><p>Senior who just wants to sleep:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc47a84032f8da49825c9b9621ae6ab/tumblr_inline_p7o1i9Q2cH1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"/></figure></blockquote> <p>For fucking real one time we had to evacuate and stand in the snow while we waited for the fire department because someone filled the hallway with popcorn smoke. I didn’t know it was this possible to fuck up popcorn until college.</p>: NO POPCORN POPCORN BAKED POTATO I pay $20,000 in tuition, l'll make meth in this thing if I want to FROST BY 3 6 8 START <p><a href="https://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/173244303661/computationalcalculator-loloftheday-my" class="tumblr_blog">fueled-by-nightcore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://computationalcalculator.tumblr.com/post/172647784385/loloftheday-my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make" class="tumblr_blog">computationalcalculator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://loloftheday.tumblr.com/post/171089644614/my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make-popcorn-in" class="tumblr_blog">loloftheday</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves</h2></blockquote> <p>look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand</p> </blockquote> <p>Freshman who wants to make popcorn: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c34d655918d424ba76198e6adc9468aa/tumblr_inline_p7o1hr1ihI1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"/></figure><p>Senior who just wants to sleep:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc47a84032f8da49825c9b9621ae6ab/tumblr_inline_p7o1i9Q2cH1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"/></figure></blockquote> <p>For fucking real one time we had to evacuate and stand in the snow while we waited for the fire department because someone filled the hallway with popcorn smoke. I didn’t know it was this possible to fuck up popcorn until college.</p>
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