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novelty-gift-ideas:Best Amazon Reviews: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. novelty-gift-ideas:Best Amazon Reviews

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<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>: Changed my life, May 27, 2014 By Kristi This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools & Home Improvement) Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice. hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her, 3 July 2015 By Ben Harrison Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder. 16591 autigully smooth naite ll Pens Stylos b Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012 By A keen skier This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of 12 (Office Product) My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012 By Mrs Toledo What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re- enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! a karen katz lift-the-flap book Where is Baby'S Belly Button? DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012 By PacMan This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book (Board book) This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK. This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no character development, and there is scarcely any plot. Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/169708809763/best-amazon-reviews" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/tag/best-amazon/">Best Amazon Reviews</a></b></p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://thepagejakeenglish.tumblr.com/post/126931913009/what-the-fuck-did-i-just-read" class="tumblr_blog">thepagejakeenglish</a>:</p><blockquote><p>WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ</p></blockquote> <p>Tumblr can’t program an app for shit because they’re too busy writing fanfiction about themselves.</p>: Available Updates Tumblr Version 4.3.1, 27.3 MB Aug 17, 2015 UPDATE "4.3?" roared David Karp across the boardroom table. He spun on his heels, turning his back to the board. His shoulder muscles rippled through his gingham shirt. "4.3? We can do better than that. We HAVE to do better than that." The boardroom broke into murmurs. They had done everything right with 4.3. The entire company, top to bottom, had signed off on it. The research was there. It was focus-grouped for ten months straight. It was a sure-fire hit. An executive VP piped up. "But, David, 4.3 is the most market-tested product we've ever released! The approval numbers are off the charts!" David's hand came smashing down on the luxurious mahogany slab. Glasses rattled. A ballpoint pen was sent flying. "l don't give a darn about the numbers! What happened to doing something because you gave a flying flip about it? What happened to the passion? Numbers? The others guys can have numbers. We've gotta have passion, or we're not worth the CD-ROMs we're printed on. Passion. That's what it's all about. That's why we're all here." David gestured behind him, toward the plate-glass window, the Manhattan skyline sparkling beyond. "We do it for them For the common man. The common man needs Tumblr now more than ever." He spun again, now facing outward onto the city he loved. From every street rose a memory. Lexington Avenue, where he learned to ride a bike, and where he got his first broken arm (Maury, who owned the bagel store, came running out when it happened. Good old Maury). Bleecker Street, where he got his first kiss, and saw his first real rock 'n roll show. The Velvet Underground. A sound so raw and real it could only come out of NYC. Finally, he looked down directly onto the street below. The street on which he'd built his business...no, not his business-his dreams. Below was a street on which the creative passions of millions of users had stacked up into a four-hundred-thirty-one- story skyscraper that housed the collective energy of Tumblr. David Karp pressed his nose against the glass and looked deep down into the canyon of 431st Street. Four-three-one. That's when it hit him "Four-three-one. That's it. Version 4.3.1 That's what we've gotta do. Version 4.3.1 of the Tumblr app for iOS." Silence fell over the board room. The air around the one-of-a-kind, designer table was thick with uncertainty. Then came the sound, ringing out like a shot. It was a handclap. The executive VP has risen to his feet. Another handclap erupted from his palms. His muscular, deliberate applause electrified the room The next thing David knew, the entire board was on its feet. Clapping, stomping, hollering. The sound was thunderous, deafening. This was it. This was why he had followed his dream in the first place. This... This was 4.3.1 <p><a href="http://thepagejakeenglish.tumblr.com/post/126931913009/what-the-fuck-did-i-just-read" class="tumblr_blog">thepagejakeenglish</a>:</p><blockquote><p>WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ</p></blockquote> <p>Tumblr can’t program an app for shit because they’re too busy writing fanfiction about themselves.</p>
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meme-mage: BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Jack Daniel’s Reclaimed Oak Bolt-Action Pen with Gun Metal Fittings with Genuine Leather Pen Pouch - Christmas Present BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Offer Good Through 11/30/2015Looking for a unique Christmas present? These handcrafted ballpoint pen are made in our woodshop out of salvaged whiskey barrels once used by the Jack Daniel’s Distillery and include gun metal plated fittings. The included ink is a black Parker Style cartridge. Jack Daniel’s is a brand of Tennessee whiskey and the highest selling American whiskey in the world. Each year, millions of barrels of whiskey are produced and sold. As part of the distilling process, the whiskey is aged in oak barrels. The whiskey is aged in these barrels for 4 years. The used barrels are salvaged, the steel bands are removed, and the staves disassembled. Finally, the staves are cut into over-sized (7/8in. x 7/8in. x 5-1/4in. minimum) pen blanks. : BLACK FRIDAY SALE! Bolt-Action Whiskey Barrel Pen with Leather Pouch $35.00 meme-mage: BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Jack Daniel’s Reclaimed Oak Bolt-Action Pen with Gun Metal Fittings with Genuine Leather Pen Pouch - Christmas Present BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Offer Good Through 11/30/2015Looking for a unique Christmas present? These handcrafted ballpoint pen are made in our woodshop out of salvaged whiskey barrels once used by the Jack Daniel’s Distillery and include gun metal plated fittings. The included ink is a black Parker Style cartridge. Jack Daniel’s is a brand of Tennessee whiskey and the highest selling American whiskey in the world. Each year, millions of barrels of whiskey are produced and sold. As part of the distilling process, the whiskey is aged in oak barrels. The whiskey is aged in these barrels for 4 years. The used barrels are salvaged, the steel bands are removed, and the staves disassembled. Finally, the staves are cut into over-sized (7/8in. x 7/8in. x 5-1/4in. minimum) pen blanks.

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meme-mage: BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Jack Daniel’s Reclaimed Oak Bolt-Action Pen with Gun Metal Fittings with Genuine Leather Pen Pouch - Christmas Present BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Offer Good Through 11/30/2015Looking for a unique Christmas present? These handcrafted ballpoint pen are made in our woodshop out of salvaged whiskey barrels once used by the Jack Daniel’s Distillery and include gun metal plated fittings. The included ink is a black Parker Style cartridge. Jack Daniel’s is a brand of Tennessee whiskey and the highest selling American whiskey in the world. Each year, millions of barrels of whiskey are produced and sold. As part of the distilling process, the whiskey is aged in oak barrels. The whiskey is aged in these barrels for 4 years. The used barrels are salvaged, the steel bands are removed, and the staves disassembled. Finally, the staves are cut into over-sized (7/8in. x 7/8in. x 5-1/4in. minimum) pen blanks. : BLACK FRIDAY SALE! Bolt-Action Whiskey Barrel Pen with Leather Pouch $35.00 meme-mage: BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Jack Daniel’s Reclaimed Oak Bolt-Action Pen with Gun Metal Fittings with Genuine Leather Pen Pouch - Christmas Present BLACK FRIDAY SALE - Offer Good Through 11/30/2015Looking for a unique Christmas present? These handcrafted ballpoint pen are made in our woodshop out of salvaged whiskey barrels once used by the Jack Daniel’s Distillery and include gun metal plated fittings. The included ink is a black Parker Style cartridge. Jack Daniel’s is a brand of Tennessee whiskey and the highest selling American whiskey in the world. Each year, millions of barrels of whiskey are produced and sold. As part of the distilling process, the whiskey is aged in oak barrels. The whiskey is aged in these barrels for 4 years. The used barrels are salvaged, the steel bands are removed, and the staves disassembled. Finally, the staves are cut into over-sized (7/8in. x 7/8in. x 5-1/4in. minimum) pen blanks.

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stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower:STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW.The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser.I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink.And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too.If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously.It’s only about 1-2 dollars.The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush.Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please?It’s a very cheap way to get around life.: PAPEREMATE Union PENCIL INK 110 stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower:STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW.The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser.I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink.And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too.If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously.It’s only about 1-2 dollars.The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush.Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please?It’s a very cheap way to get around life.

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shutup-imreading: stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower: STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW. The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser. I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink. And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too. If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously. It’s only about 1-2 dollars. The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush. Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please? It’s a very cheap way to get around life. why didn’t I see this yesterday before fucking my entire biology gcse up?: PAPEREMATE Union PENCIL INK 110 shutup-imreading: stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower: STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW. The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser. I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink. And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too. If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously. It’s only about 1-2 dollars. The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush. Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please? It’s a very cheap way to get around life. why didn’t I see this yesterday before fucking my entire biology gcse up?
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