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                            World Banana Day 2019: Funny Memes and Jokes About the Fruit That Will Make You Go Bananas!
                        
                    

                    
                

            
        
    
    





            

            
            

                

                    
                

                

                    
                    
                    

                        


	


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    School, American, and Banana: MB/DB
American school students discover discreet way around the federal banana prohibition (2019)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    School, American, and Banana: MB/DB
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American school students discover discreet way around the federal banana prohibition (2019)

                
            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Being Alone, Boner, and Do a Barrel Roll: People Can't Handle The
 Way Morrissey Describes A
 Boner In His Novel
 A bulbous salutation to you all.
 posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m
 Alan White
 BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK
 So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's
 recently published novel List of the
 Lost, this happens.
 Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's
 howling mouth and the pained frenzy of
 his bulbous salutation extenuating his
 excitement as it smacked its way into
 every muscle of Eliza's body except for
 the otherwise central zone."
 03
thebibliosphere:

doebarnes:

mugsandpugs:

jottingprosaist:

shredsandpatches:

hedwig-dordt:

naznomad:

martingoresangst:

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

DO A BARREL ROLL



#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??


Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

… guys
….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”
… I mean. Comparatively…

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts.

So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.


@goddessemily   was it this post?



    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Boner, and Do a Barrel Roll: People Can't Handle The
 Way Morrissey Describes A
 Boner In His Novel
 A bulbous salutation to you all.
 posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m
 Alan White
 BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK
 So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's
 recently published novel List of the
 Lost, this happens.
 Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's
 howling mouth and the pained frenzy of
 his bulbous salutation extenuating his
 excitement as it smacked its way into
 every muscle of Eliza's body except for
 the otherwise central zone."
 03
thebibliosphere:

doebarnes:

mugsandpugs:

jottingprosaist:

shredsandpatches:

hedwig-dordt:

naznomad:

martingoresangst:

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

DO A BARREL ROLL



#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??


Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

… guys
….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”
… I mean. Comparatively…

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts.

So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.


@goddessemily   was it this post?



                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Advice, Doctor, and Drugs: Take Medication On An EMPTY
 STOMACH 1 Hour Before or 2
 to 3 Hours After a Meal Unless
 Otherwise Directed By Your Dr.when taking this medication
 OBTAIN MEDICAL ADVICE before
 taking non-prescription drugs, some
 may effect the action of this
 DO NOT DRINK
 ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
 AR
 MAY CAUSE
 It is very IMPORTANT that you Take or
 TM
 DISCOLORATION
 OF THE URINE OR FECES
 Use THIS EXACTLY AS DIRECTED
 Do not skip doses or discontinbe
 unless directed by your doctor
 EXTERNAL USE
 ONLY
 CHEW TABLETS
 BEFORE
 SWALLOWING
 4FOR THE
 NOSE
 We OWE You
 May Cause
 Drowsiness
 SHAKE WELL
 AND KEEP IN
 con
 Do
 With
 TAKE WITH
 FOOD OR MILK
 REFRIGERATOR
 It may be advisable to drink
 IMPORTANT
 FINISH ALL THIS MEDICATION
 UNLESS OTHERWISE DIRECTED
 BY PRESCRIBER
 CA
 a full glass of orange juice
 AND KEEP IN
 or eat a banana daily while
 REFRIGERATOR
 DO NOT
 REFRIGERATE
 may cause DROWSINESS. USE
 taking this medication.
 May cause DROWSINESS
 ALCOHOL may INTENSIFY this
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 DO NOT TAKE
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 MAY
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 MAY CAUSE
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 01976
 SOME NONPRESCRIPTION DRUGS MAY
 May Cause
 DROWSINESS
 MEDICATION SHOULD BE
 REFR
 Disco
 Al
 AGGRAVATE YOUR
 READ ALL LABELS CAREFULLY
 KEEP IN REFRIGERATOR
 DO NOT FREEZE
 IF A WARNING
 TAKE WITH
 my TAKEN WATERNTY OF
 FOOD
 SHAKE W
 ORDER
 TM PLEAS
 AHEAD
 A
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Doctor, and Drugs: Take Medication On An EMPTY
 STOMACH 1 Hour Before or 2
 to 3 Hours After a Meal Unless
 Otherwise Directed By Your Dr.when taking this medication
 OBTAIN MEDICAL ADVICE before
 taking non-prescription drugs, some
 may effect the action of this
 DO NOT DRINK
 ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
 AR
 MAY CAUSE
 It is very IMPORTANT that you Take or
 TM
 DISCOLORATION
 OF THE URINE OR FECES
 Use THIS EXACTLY AS DIRECTED
 Do not skip doses or discontinbe
 unless directed by your doctor
 EXTERNAL USE
 ONLY
 CHEW TABLETS
 BEFORE
 SWALLOWING
 4FOR THE
 NOSE
 We OWE You
 May Cause
 Drowsiness
 SHAKE WELL
 AND KEEP IN
 con
 Do
 With
 TAKE WITH
 FOOD OR MILK
 REFRIGERATOR
 It may be advisable to drink
 IMPORTANT
 FINISH ALL THIS MEDICATION
 UNLESS OTHERWISE DIRECTED
 BY PRESCRIBER
 CA
 a full glass of orange juice
 AND KEEP IN
 or eat a banana daily while
 REFRIGERATOR
 DO NOT
 REFRIGERATE
 may cause DROWSINESS. USE
 taking this medication.
 May cause DROWSINESS
 ALCOHOL may INTENSIFY this
 a TM acar or dangerous machi nating
 effect. Use care when
 TM a car or dangerous machinery
 uilciAn ω
 T
 MY PILLS
 M SCAREN
 DO NOT TAKE
 CK CONSEOUT NOW L ASPIRIN
 A ve wa
 TOUT THE
 CARE when operating a car
 e
 CONSENT OF YOUR PHYSICIAN
 NSING, N
 or
 TAKE WITH
 FOOD
 MEDICATION SHOULD BE-
 DOl
 TAKEN WITH PLENTY OF
 WATE
 DO NOT TAKE
 WITH NITRATES
 MAY
 FOR THE NOSE
 MAY CAUSE
 DROWSINESS OR DIZZINESS
 01976
 SOME NONPRESCRIPTION DRUGS MAY
 May Cause
 DROWSINESS
 MEDICATION SHOULD BE
 REFR
 Disco
 Al
 AGGRAVATE YOUR
 READ ALL LABELS CAREFULLY
 KEEP IN REFRIGERATOR
 DO NOT FREEZE
 IF A WARNING
 TAKE WITH
 my TAKEN WATERNTY OF
 FOOD
 SHAKE W
 ORDER
 TM PLEAS
 AHEAD
 A