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America, Bad, and Be Like: Lou Ohio I need to get my life off my chest. About me. I'm a 46 year old banker and I have been living my whole life the opposite of how I wanted. All my dreams, my passion, gone. In a steady 9-7 job. 6 days a week. For 26 years. I repeatedly chose the safe path for everything, which eventually changed who I was. Today I found out my wife has been cheating on me for the last 10 years. My son feels nothing for me. I realised I missed my father's funeral FOR NOTHING. I didn't complete my novel, travelling the world, helping the homeless. All these things I thought I knew to be a certainty about myself when i was in my late teens and early twenties. If my younger self had met me today, I would have punched myself in the face. I'll get to how those dreams were crushed soon. Let's start with a description of me when I was 20. It seemed only yesterday when I was sure I was going to change the world. People loved me, and I loved people. I was innovative, creative, spontaneous, risk taking and great with people. I had two dreams. The first, was writing a utopic/dystopic book. The second, was travelling the world and helping the poor and homeless. I had been dating my wife for four years by then. Young love. She loved my spontaneity, my energy, my ability to make people laugh and feel loved. I knew my book was going to change the world I would show the perspective of the 'bad' and the twisted', showing my viewers that everybody thinks differently, that people never think what the do is wrong. I was 70 pages through when i was 20.I am still 70 pages in, at 46. By 20, I had backpacking around New Zealand and the Philippines. I planned to do all of Asia, then Europe, then America To date, I have only been to New Zealand and the Philippines. Now, we get to where it all went wrong. My biggest regrets. I was 20. I was the only child. I needed to be stable. I needed to take that graduate job, which would dictate my whole life. To devote my entire life in a 9-7 job. What was I thinking? How could I live when the job was my life? After coming home, I would eat dinner, prepare my work for the following day, and sleep at 10pm, to wake up at 6am the following day God, I can't remember the last time I've made love to my wife Yesterday, my wife admitted to cheating on me for the last 10 years. 10 years. That seems like a long time, but i can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt. She says it's because I've changed. I'm not the person l was. What have I been doing in the last 10 years? Outside of work, I really can't say anything. Not being a proper husband. Not being ME. Who am 1? What happened to me? I didn't even ask for a divorce, or yell at her, or cry. I felt NOTHING. Now I can feel a tear asl write this. But not because my wife has been cheating on me, but because I am now realising I have been dying inside. What happened to that fun-loving, risk taking, energetic person that was me, hungering to change the world? I remember being asked on a date by the most popular girl in the school, but declining her for my now-wife. God, I was really popular with the girls in high school. In university/college too. But i stayed loyal. I didn't explore. I studied every day Remember all that backpacking and book-writingI told you about? That was all in the first few years of college. I worked part-time and splurged all that I had earned. Now, I save every penny. I don't remember a time I spend anything on anything fun. On anything for myself. What do I even want now? My father passed ten years ago. I remember getting calls from mom, telling me he was getting sicker and sicker. I was getting busier and busier, on the verge of a big promotion. I kept putting my visit off, hoping in my mind he would hold on. He died, and I got my promotion. I haven't seen him in 15 years. When he died, I told myself it didn't matter what I didn't see him. I rationalized that being dead, it wouldn't matter anyway. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Rationalizing everything, making excuses to put things off. Excuses Procrastination. It all leads to one thing, nothing. I rationalized that financial security was the most important thingInow know, that it definitely is not. I regret doing nothing with my energy, when I had it. My passions. My youth. I regret letting my job take over my life. I regret being an awful husband, a money- making machine. I regret not finishing my novel, not travelling the world. Not being emotionally there for my son. Being a damn emotionless wallet. If you're reading this, and you have a whole life ahead of you, please. Don't procrastinate. Don't leave your dreams for later. Relish in your energy, your passions. Don't stay on the internet with all your spare time (unless your passion needs it). Please, do something with your life while you're young. DO NOT settle down at 20. DO NOT forget your friends, your family Yourself. Do NOT waste your life. Your ambitions. Like I did mine. Do not be like me srsfunny: A Sad But Common Story

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Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂
Crime, Guns, and Ironic: Bart Hubbuch @BartHubbuch Replying to @jaynordlinger l advocate that every gun owner be hanged. 4/5/18, 6:13 PM 1 Retweet 9 Likes <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172692481272/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/172691432021/astralnymph-coolmanfromthepast" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/172691185069/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/172691033596/astralnymph-gop-tea-pub-make-sure-to-vote-in" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/172690905449/gop-tea-pub-make-sure-to-vote-in-2018-its-more" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gop-tea-pub.tumblr.com/post/172679438552/make-sure-to-vote-in-2018-its-more-important" class="tumblr_blog">gop-tea-pub</a>:</p><blockquote><p style=""> Make sure to vote in 2018. It’s more important than ever <br/><br/> Here’s what every leftist ‘progressive’ wants whether they admit it or not. They talk about the AR-15 (which is involved in less than 1% of crime/murder and less than 7% of mass shootings) because they want the ‘inch’ before they take the mile. Trust me…. Every. Single. One. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>How do they plan on hanging gun owners… the people who have guns… </p></blockquote> <p>Well, c'mon, it’s not like they’ve given this any thought. At all.</p></blockquote> <p>Obviously I mistakenly expect these people to be smarter, but if they were smarter we wouldnt be having this debate to begin with. </p></blockquote> <p>^^^^^</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/maWU4FfQT4hYAQzOtp2mgvg">@astral–nymph</a>. It ironic and eerily nostalgic that our friend mr. Bart here talks about hanging gun owners.</p><p>I’m reminded of a quote </p><p>“The best remedy for a lyncher or a cursed midnight rider is a 16 shot Winchester rifle in the hands of a dead shot Negro who has nerve enough to pull the trigger.” - John Mitchell, Jr. newspaper editor, politician, teacher, banker, and civil rights activist. Born enslaved.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1276"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f37f46781a071a056344fd3225fe1f1/tumblr_inline_p6tpfnKSle1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1276"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a93ed541f1bd4389e8dbbee956b6a6f/tumblr_inline_p6tpfnJfQr1sp5650_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Don’t forget this one:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="850"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b88db6c4e532ad83008c3221a0b979cb/tumblr_inline_p6tt4irUD11rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="850"/></figure>

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James Bond, Money, and News: NUMBER OF CASINOS PER CAPITA IN EUROPE 7 COUNTRIES THAT TOP THE LIST ACKPOT REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA 1 casino for every 299,429 residents. The most casino densed nation in Europe! Congratulations to the Republic of Macedonia. This rather new country that broke free from Yugoslavia in 1991 has a total of 7 casinos. RELAND 1 casino for every 305,769 residents. That Ireland's among the top countries here is probably not a surprise to anyone. Guiness and gambling sounds like a good mix! Ireland now has a total of 16 casino facilities. Out of these, 14 are located in Dublin. SWITZERLAND 1 casino for every 386,754 residents. After the regulation in 2000, Switzerland has been enjoying quite a boost in casino facilities. The country is now the home for 21 casinos. We'd like to think that with the amount of banker money available - it's only fair some go to casi no. BULGARIA 1 casino for every 502,710 residents. Casino action in Bulgaria is scattered in 5 cities, with the city of Sofia leading the charge with 6 casino facilities, more than 600 slot and video poker machines and 53 table games. It's quite obvious we should all pay Sofia a visit Casino PER CAPITA SPEND WW IS TOPPED BY AUSTRALIA US$990 MONTENEGRO 1 casino for every 657,394 residents. This small country was featured and romanticized in the James Bond movie Casino Royale. In the movie, the country 'was featured as the scene of a casino action where Bond was seen playing poker at Hotel Splendid in Montenegro. AUSTRIA 1 casino for every 722,129 residents.Gaming in Austria is focused in different niches and segments that include sports betting, horse racing and casinos. The hottest casino action is located in Innsbruck, offering 3 casino facilities, 196 slots and 22 table games. PORTUGAL 1 casino for every 984,119 residents. The regulated casino market of Portugal is home to some of the popular casino selections including craps, American and French Roulette, poker, poker tournaments and slot machines. Land based casinos are only allowed to operate 12h per day HITCASINO BONUS.COM <p><a href="https://hitcasinobonus.tumblr.com/post/164685010801/casinos-per-capita-europe" class="tumblr_blog">hitcasinobonus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Read our special in-capita piece on “<a href="https://hitcasinobonus.com/casino-news/infographic-number-casinos-per-capita-in-europe/">Number of Casinos Per Capita in Europe</a>”, feel free to embed our infographic on your own site.<br/></p></blockquote>

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