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Deer, Friends, and Colorado: In Colorado, USA, a deer entered a store and the owner of the store gave him peanut bar. Then the deer came out, after 30 minutes to bring his friends! #Monday 11/18/18, 10:06 PM Got anymore?

Got anymore?

Lol, Girl, and Relatable: macee mygrant @maceejane A random girl at the bar came up to me and told me this guy wanted my number. I asked her what guy and she pointed to my boyfriend. Lol he's ridiculous wholesome!!

wholesome!!

Christmas, Memes, and Liverpool F.C.: Dave Seed TM @dave_seed BAR Congratulations to Liverpool who have won the league again for the 3rd time this season! It's officially a new record. It's the first time they've won it 3 times before Christmas Congrats.

Congrats.

Nfl, Wild, and Sunday: Insane footage of a bar going wild for Cris Collinsworth Sunday night slide-in 😂

Lol, Girl, and Boyfriend: macee mygrant @maceejane A random girl at the bar came up to me and told me this guy wanted my number. I asked her what guy and she pointed to my boyfriend. Lol he's ridiculous

Messi, Espanol, and Pele: Directo 17:17 ESP 0 1 BAR artidazo R.C.D.ESPANOL 12 18 Pelé tiene razón, Messi sólo juega con una pierna porque no necesita la otra cabroworld

Pelé tiene razón, Messi sólo juega con una pierna porque no necesita la otra cabroworld

Memes, Barca, and 🤖: 48:19 BAR 02 BET SI.NO ME QUISISTE AS AZ O ME BUSQUES CUANDO ESTE ASÍ Deportes y risas en MEMEDEPORTES.COM Dembélé es aclamado tan solo 2 semanas después de llegar tarde siempre Barça Dembélé LigaSantander memedeportes https:-www.memedeportes.com-futbol-dembele-es-aclamado-tan-solo-2-semanas-despues-de-llegar-tarde-siempre

Dembélé es aclamado tan solo 2 semanas después de llegar tarde siempre Barça Dembélé LigaSantander memedeportes https:-www.memedeportes.com-...

Crying, Dude, and Memes: When the dude who always grunts is stuck under the bar crying for help V1G: @thegainz Do yall hear sumn eHhg The boy who cried 🐺

The boy who cried 🐺

Time, Hatred, and Comics: ON BYPAGSING SKIL CHALLENGEPATREON.CoM/THIEVE4CANT Without Maldock's hatred holding the fort together, the walls collapse! together, tie You only have a few miutes to escape this maze... or be buried here for all time! KEEPING A MAP! WE'RE VOOMEV! DOOMED! DO THINK KNOW THE WAY BACK? RELAX GUYS. WERE FINE. CAST TINY HUT BELIEVE THAT SO WHAT VO WE VO WHEN THE SPELL END4 CANTOR? I-M THINKING BY BAR T ANV ZACH YESTHIEVESCAN.COM On Bypassing Skill Challenges [OC]

On Bypassing Skill Challenges [OC]

Soon..., Home, and Girl Memes: me when it's 1:39 am and i needa late night snack Me as soon as i’m home from the bar ( @singlewomanprobs )

Me as soon as i’m home from the bar ( @singlewomanprobs )

America, Baseball, and Family: Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush December 1, 2018 Melania and I join with a grieving Nation to mourn the loss of former President George H.W. Bush, who passed away last night. Through his essential authenticity, disarming wit, and unwavering commitment to faith, family, and country, President Bush inspired generations of his fellow Americans to public service-to be, in his words, "a thousand points of light" illuminating the greatness, hope, and opportunity of America to the world President Bush always found a way to set the bar higher. As a young man, he captained the Yale baseball team, and then went on to serve as the youngest aviator in the United States Navy during the Second World War. Later in life, he rose to the pinnacle of American politics as a Congressman from Texas, envoy to China, Director of Central Intelligence, Vice President of eight years to President Ronald Reagan, and finally President of the United States. With sound judgement, common sense, and unflappable leadership, President Bush guided our Nation, and the world, to a peaceful and victorious conclusion of the Cold War. As President, he set the stage for the decades of prosperity that have followed. And through all that he accomplished, he remained humble, following the quiet call to service that gave him a clear sense of direction. Along with his full life of service to country, we will remember President Bush for his devotion to family-especially the love of his life, Barbara. His example lives on, and will continue to stir future Americans to pursue a greater cause. Our hearts ache with his loss, and we, with the American people, send our prayers to the entire Bush family, as we honor the life and legacy of 41 Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush

Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush

Girls, Makeup, and Omg: Jodi Capps @Jodiiilynne *Girls in the bathroom at the bar* omg you're gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you're so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever "Girls outside of the bathroom* if you bump into me one more time I'm going to fight you If you think you’re cutting this line you are literally dead (twitter: jodiiilynne)

If you think you’re cutting this line you are literally dead (twitter: jodiiilynne)

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares awesomacious: Everybody deserves a second chance

awesomacious: Everybody deserves a second chance

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelor's degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Rpf0qA

Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Rpf0qA

Drunk, Girl, and Girl Memes: Me hammered in the bar bathroom telling myself I'm not that drunk IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS Girl you’re fineeeeee

Girl you’re fineeeeee

Drunk, Fast Food, and Food: Sober me: "I'm only eating vegetables for the next month" Drunk me: stops at 5 different fast food places on the way home from the bar @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance

Everybody deserves a second chance

Burger King, College, and Phone: Brian Tannebaum 17 hrs This is my client. He spent some time on the other side of the law and on the other side of some bars, causing him to have to give up custody of his son. After that experience his dream was to work at Sports Authority. He filled out the application and told them about his past, and assumed he wouldn't get the job, so he left with his mother and went and applied at Burger King where he heard he may have a better chance. As he was walking through the parking lot of Burger King, Sports Authority called his mother's cell phone (because he didn't have one), and asked him to come in for an interview. They gave him a job and based on his intelligence and work ethic, his manager encouraged him to go to college. So he went and got his AA and then his bachelors degree and then he went to law school and passed the bar. Today I drove to Palm Beach to tell him that he had been admitted to the Florida Bar 6101 465 Comments 217 Shares Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KFOG95

Everybody deserves a second chance via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KFOG95

Memes, Teacher, and Cross: Student: *Puts a hoodie on* Teacher Degenerates like you belong on a cross. a student could deadass pull an AR-15 out of their backpack in the middle of class and a teacher will still yell at you for eating a granola bar

a student could deadass pull an AR-15 out of their backpack in the middle of class and a teacher will still yell at you for eating a granola...

Memes, Messi, and 🤖: 44:55 ATM 0 0 BAR OH LA LAI CON ESTO ME PODRE COMPRAR OTRA SKIN Deportes y risas en MEMEDEPORTES.COM Lo que le sucedió realmente a Griezmann en el regate de Messi 1-1 atleticodemadrid fcbarcelona fortnite griezmann messi mirada monedas ohlala paVos skin suelo memedeportes https:-www.memedeportes.com-futbol-lo-que-le-sucedio-realmente-a-griezmann-en-el-regate-de-messi

Lo que le sucedió realmente a Griezmann en el regate de Messi 1-1 atleticodemadrid fcbarcelona fortnite griezmann messi mirada monedas ohlal...

Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: GIRLAT BAR SAYS SHE HAS 2TICKETS TOASHOW ANDASKSIFWANT TO GO I SAY YES,SHE GIVES ME BOTH TICKETS makeameme.org advice-animal: Roller coaster ride.

advice-animal: Roller coaster ride.

Girls, Makeup, and Memes: Jodi Capps @Jodiilynne *Girls in the bathroom at the bar omg you're gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you're so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever Girls outside of the bathroom* if you bump into me one more time l'm going to fight you Post 1652: this makes sense to me (DM a friend)

Post 1652: this makes sense to me (DM a friend)

Being Alone, Bitch, and Food: RSVP'd to a wedding and said I'm bringing a date. Joke is on them, I'm coming alone...but guess who's getting two plates of food? This bitch I don’t go to weddings for the food, I go for the open bar so I can drink while I cry that I’m alone.

I don’t go to weddings for the food, I go for the open bar so I can drink while I cry that I’m alone.

Beer, Friends, and How Many Times: pulpmother Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends. pulpmother Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say "Yeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but he's such a nice guy. He's never beat me in my life I couldn't ask for a better guy in my life. Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it. biggestniq I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it's a thing that happens. wedgemccloud This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it This is why you are not exempt from statements about "all men" even if you are overall good. You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender The expectations on you are always lower than they should because "at least you're not X" musingsofatiredmind That..is the best response I've seen to the "not all men thing. Thank you.

Drunk, Memes, and New York: A Mexican restaurant called "Amigos Taqueria Y Tequila" in Westerly, Rhode lsland is selling T-whirts calling for the murder of our president. In a restaurant, to "86" something is to get rid of it, when talking about humans, its murder. The phone number at the restaurant is 401-315-5800. 886 86 86 45 86 45 Regardless of whether it was the first to coin the phrase, the restaurant business in the 1930s was one of the main incubators for its usage and development. Believed to be slang for the word “nix,” it was initially used as a way of saying that the kitchen was out of something, as revealed in Walter Winchell’s 1933 newspaper column that featured a “glossary of soda-fountain lingo” used in restaurants during that time. It later evolved into a code that restaurants and bars used when they wanted to cut someone off, because they were either rude, broke, or drunk, as in “86 that chump at the end of the bar.” This possible origin stems from the Prohibition era at a bar called Chumley’s located at 86 Bedford Street in New York City. To survive, many speakeasies had the police on somewhat of a payroll so that they might be warned of a raid. In the case of Chumley’s, it is said that police would call and tell the bartender to 86 his customers, which meant that 1) a raid was about to happen and 2) that they should all exit via the 86 Bedford door while the police would approach at the entrance on Pamela Court. Another plausible explanation for the saying is brought you by the U.S. Navy’s Allowance Type (AT) coding system that was used to identify and classify the status of inventory. The code AT-6 was assigned to inventory that was designated for disposal, specifically after World War II as the Navy decommissioned many of its warships and went through the process of cleaning out its storerooms where they kept spare parts. During this process, any parts that were labeled AT-6 were considered trash and thrown out. It is easy to see phonetically how this could result in the term “86” and the idea of throwing something away to become synonymous.

Regardless of whether it was the first to coin the phrase, the restaurant business in the 1930s was one of the main incubators for its usage...

Florida, Time, and Girl Memes: When all four of your boyfriends walk into the bar at the same time while you're recruiting a new one @UnstableAndHot This is why i had to move to Florida ( @unstableandhot )

This is why i had to move to Florida ( @unstableandhot )

Drinking, Drunk, and Funny: I hate when people say "every time l see u ur always drunk" like? Yes? U see mee when we're at the bar. Drinking. Catch me between 9 AM 7 PM and I won't be drunk. Unless I'm catching a day fade. Then l might be drunk at arn absurd early time of the day but whatever just fuck u srcsm only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Ass, Anal, and Fuck: Your Local Fuck Up @PeachyKeenTeen How l Got A Bar of Soap Stuck Up My Ass: A Thread This reminded me of anal, but I’m pretty sure having a bar of cops up your ass would hurt more

This reminded me of anal, but I’m pretty sure having a bar of cops up your ass would hurt more

Club, Girls, and Makeup: Jodi Capps @Jodiilynne *Girls in the bathroom at the bar* omg you're gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you're so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever Girls outside of the bathroom* if you bump into me one more time l'm going to fight you the duality of the club

the duality of the club

College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better amazing iwas on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said ihad nice brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl to me I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten. Amazing Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered "count olaf" this is a nice post once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said "you're cured" A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut" until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you" awesomacious: [Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other.

awesomacious: [Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other.

Sports, Live, and Messi: LIVE 44:55 ATM 0 0 BAR bSIN SPORTS HDTS FRENCH FCBCOMPS10 Griezmann buscando a Messi cabroworld

Griezmann buscando a Messi cabroworld

Be Like, Don't Be Like, and Squats: You see these people adding more weight to the bar, but do half squats... don't be like them @gymaholic You see these people adding more weight to the bar But do half squats... don’t be like them. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #gymaholic

You see these people adding more weight to the bar But do half squats... don’t be like them. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #f...

Home, Husband, and Wife: debthaver just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife Wholesome husband

Wholesome husband

Memes, Tbt, and Girl: "Fit girl at a bar" starter paclk 10: @thegain:z Titosvepp Sch Handmade TONIC WATER VODKA Tbt

Tbt

Memes, School, and Space: Madisorn @madskeen In middle school I typed an entire paper while clicking the space bar twice between each word bc i thought that's what double spaced meant Post 1609: this is sooooo something someone named Madison would do

Post 1609: this is sooooo something someone named Madison would do

College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better. amazing i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl" to me I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten. Amazing Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by. At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered "count olaf this is a nice post once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said "you're cured" A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you".

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Drake, Meme, and Memes: Edited on Phoo shop fland drawn on the white bar aan Drawing the Drake meme format Doing a better One with Danny DeVito Much better via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zjOR5O

Much better via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zjOR5O

Food, Love, and Memes: Do you realize a lot of our grandfathers were called to go to war when they were 20 for 4 years and our grandmothers waited on them? Like imagine the love and commitment for that. Most of you idiots can't go to a bar without going home with someone if your s/o is in another town Food for thought. Applies to men and women, if the shoe fits ect. Feel free to complain about an ex in the comments.

Food for thought. Applies to men and women, if the shoe fits ect. Feel free to complain about an ex in the comments.

Food, Love, and Memes: Do you realize a lot of our grandfathers were called to go to war when they were 20 for 4 years and our grandmothers waited on them? Like imagine the love and commitment for that. Most of you idiots can't go to a bar without going home with someone if your s/o is in another town Food for thought. Applies to men and women, if the shoe fits ect. Feel free to complain about an ex in the comments.

Food for thought. Applies to men and women, if the shoe fits ect. Feel free to complain about an ex in the comments.

School, Space, and Word: Madison @madskeen In middle school I typed an entire paper while clicking the space bar twice between each word bc i thought that's what double spaced meant wait so this isn't double spaced ?

wait so this isn't double spaced ?

College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better amazing iwas on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said ihad nice brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl to me I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten. Amazing Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered "count olaf" this is a nice post once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said "you're cured" A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut" until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you" [Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DO7ZMZ

[Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DO7ZMZ

College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better amazing iwas on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said ihad nice brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl to me I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten. Amazing Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered "count olaf" this is a nice post once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said "you're cured" A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut" until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you" [Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other.

[Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other.

Click, Lol, and Space: If you click and hold the space bar, you can move the cursor instead of trying to drag the cursor itself with your fat thumb lol Pay How old were you when you found this out?👇📱🤔 https://t.co/u47qi3YnHQ

How old were you when you found this out?👇📱🤔 https://t.co/u47qi3YnHQ

Brains, Click, and Iphone: Krissy Brierre-Davis @krissys_kitchen How come you guys never told me this iPhone trick? I feel duped. If you click and hold the space bar, you can move the cursor instead of trying to drag the cursor itself with your fat thumb lol Post 1588: what the hELL is going on im@so scared my brains hurt 😱

Post 1588: what the hELL is going on im@so scared my brains hurt 😱

Friends, Snapchat, and Looking: Me looking at my friends as I'm being thrown out of the bar. Snapchat: bitchycodes

Snapchat: bitchycodes

Memes, 🤖, and Bar: When you start laying out shots on the bar, there are only two kinds of people

Ass, Beer, and Bitch: gracie hoos @cottoncandaddy today at my bar one guy made fun of his buddy for drinking a blue hawaiian and he goes "I don't give a shit if it's baby blue this is fucking delicious. how's that budweiser taste you basic ass bitch" and then slammed the rest of it and went "FUCK you and your beer Kyle"

Good, Home, and Wife: kavvka debthaver just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife #this is so good and pure 172,939 notes

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