IF I GO MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITHOUT BURATTA I START SHAKING AND BARFING AND CRYING (@charlieday)
Time to vomit 🤢
They made us play this shit at church and I had moldy cheese and my stomach hurt for the whole day and the taste fucking lingered I wanted t...
Kids are like tiny drunk frat boys, they scream and barf and grab random boobs and always have food on their shirts and will pass out face d...
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If you dare mention the word "tequila" around me, it's gonna be barf city. (also go follow @funniestplace asap)
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Have you had your stress dream today?
Seriously though BARF 😷 cheesyasfuck
Every. Single. Time.
Hot new holiday colors (From @adamtots)
Check out these hot new colors
(From Adam Ellis: https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedadam)
And just like the movie it would probably take WAY too long to get to the finish
Be fashionable this holiday season.
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
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Is Trump a fascist? The answer will make you barf forever.
every step is important
He. Is. Barf
When I was 18 I drank an entire bottle of lemon cello and barfed on my own shoes and if I get even a whiff of it now I'll barf on yours. (Tw...
All you have to do is wrap all your sheets and blankets up and Rosalita the housekeeper will be so scared that she will barf and cry out for...
I'm gonna FUKCIG barf
it smells like pee I want to barf congrats @hopleasejesus on the 100k
Do you what you must.