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America, Ted, and Ted Cruz: TRUMPTRUMP TRUMP PENCE PENCE PENCE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BARTON U.S. CONGRESS JoeBarton.com MIKE 0:22 ,ויי FLI7AD <p><a href="http://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/151439740454/communismkills-what-is-trump-doing-cruz-looks" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://communismkills.tumblr.com/post/151436965163/what-is-trump-doing-cruz-looks-worse-than" class="tumblr_blog">communismkills</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What is Trump doing? Cruz looks worse than Christie with his hostage face.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>I don’t have much time. He’ll be back any second. I know I’ll get in trouble when he finds out I did this, but I have to tell the people the truth. </p><p>I always thought that The Trump Mafia was just a conspiracy, but when some of the other Republicans started disappearing, I wasn’t so sure. So, I started asking around, curious if the legend had any truth in it. After days of asking, I got no answers. </p><p>That’s when they found me </p><p>They took me from my home, stuffed me in a van, and put a chloroform rag over my face. I woke up tied to a chair in a damp basement with Trump standing over me. He forced me to say I’d vote for him. I didn’t want to but Trump- he has his ways. </p><p>I was subjected to three hours of the Nutshack theme on a loop. It was excruciating. Every utterance of the word “Nutshack” put lashes in soul and bullet holes in my will to live.</p><p>I couldn’t take it any more. Every part of me begged for it to stop, so I caved in. I told the world I’d vote Trump. I had no choice. </p><p>I thought the torture would be the end of it, but after I made my endorsement, they came back. </p><p>They took me to an abandoned Trump Tower, dragged me by the collar of my shirt, and threw me down a stairwell into a basement. </p><p>Nothing could have prepared me for what I would see when I looked up from the dirty ground.</p><p>Around me stood the republicans that went missing, their faces smudged with grime and their suits tattered. </p><p>There’s no more time. He’s coming. Tell Marco that I lo</p></blockquote>

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clint-thrasher-barton: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: he didn’t do it officer let him go!!!!!

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