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So several of my followers commented on my last post that they know men who go by Connie. I was surprised but I should not have been - humankind has a propensity to do the most, so if u can imagine it, it's probably happened ๐Ÿค—. But hold TF up. One of my followers commented on my last post: "True story I work with a black male attorney named Connie." BRUH ๐Ÿ˜‚. Imma keep it 600 this surprised me for real. But it should not have. See what u WASPs don't know is yall got spies amongst your ranks. Spies who studied Caucasiatry at the very highest levels and observed your customs and then skillfully blended in. See the homie Connie fought in Vietnam. His battalion was comprised of dudes from Massachusetts and New Hampshire. He met them on the first day of basic training and said "hello my name is Cornelius" and the white boys was all "ok cool Connie I'm Whitney but people call me Whit and this is Tinsley but we call him Tin Can lol." And Connie was all "FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME" and Whit was all "relax brother. My uncle was named Cornelius and we called him Connie so I was just showing some love." And Whit and Tin Can taught Connie the ways of the northeastern upper crust and the rest is history. Connie went on to Yale law school, joined a white shoe Manhattan firm, was admitted to the partnership his first shot out, and was the first black member at a prestigious Long Island golf club. Connie vacations in Nantucket and golfs on Martha's Vineyard, u feel me? Connie sits on the board of a bank and a major retailer, and is considering joining the board of a tech company, which will require him to wear jeans, which he hasn't done in 32 years. Shout to u, Connie. I'm just fumbling thru life tryina figure shit out in 2017 meanwhile u living in 3017 in the cockpit of a spaceship flying across planets like a BOSS. Interplanetary swag. I fucks with u bruh! Mentor me! My new hero for real ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: his favorite snack is bananas... he comes walking into the living room like this ite snack is bananas.. .he So several of my followers commented on my last post that they know men who go by Connie. I was surprised but I should not have been - humankind has a propensity to do the most, so if u can imagine it, it's probably happened ๐Ÿค—. But hold TF up. One of my followers commented on my last post: "True story I work with a black male attorney named Connie." BRUH ๐Ÿ˜‚. Imma keep it 600 this surprised me for real. But it should not have. See what u WASPs don't know is yall got spies amongst your ranks. Spies who studied Caucasiatry at the very highest levels and observed your customs and then skillfully blended in. See the homie Connie fought in Vietnam. His battalion was comprised of dudes from Massachusetts and New Hampshire. He met them on the first day of basic training and said "hello my name is Cornelius" and the white boys was all "ok cool Connie I'm Whitney but people call me Whit and this is Tinsley but we call him Tin Can lol." And Connie was all "FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME" and Whit was all "relax brother. My uncle was named Cornelius and we called him Connie so I was just showing some love." And Whit and Tin Can taught Connie the ways of the northeastern upper crust and the rest is history. Connie went on to Yale law school, joined a white shoe Manhattan firm, was admitted to the partnership his first shot out, and was the first black member at a prestigious Long Island golf club. Connie vacations in Nantucket and golfs on Martha's Vineyard, u feel me? Connie sits on the board of a bank and a major retailer, and is considering joining the board of a tech company, which will require him to wear jeans, which he hasn't done in 32 years. Shout to u, Connie. I'm just fumbling thru life tryina figure shit out in 2017 meanwhile u living in 3017 in the cockpit of a spaceship flying across planets like a BOSS. Interplanetary swag. I fucks with u bruh! Mentor me! My new hero for real ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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