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        As we continue our celebration of Adam West's Batman legacy, it is important to remember that despite the campy nature of West's Caped Crusader, without the 60s "Batman" television series catapulting the character into popular culture and mass media, the Batman we enjoy today wouldn't exist. In fact, Batman probably would have gone into obscurity entering the Bronze Age of the 1970s. Frank Miller's 80s Dark Avenger (bottom panel) to Christian Bale's live action Dark Knight from the early 2000s wouldn't be recognized as groundbreaking stories or personas us as fans see them as today without Adam West providing not just comic fans but fans, young and old all over the world, a true crimefighter of Gotham City who responds to a call from the Batphone or the Bat Signal. Over 12,000 people, including myself, went to the tribute in Downtown Los Angeles last week to see the Bat Signal shine on Los Angeles City Hall remembering the Bright Knight that placed DC Comics' Batman into the iconic place in pop culture he is today. While we discuss Batman in comics weekly here on History of the Batman, most people know Batman from everything else but comics. They watch tv shows like Gotham, play the Batman Arkham video games and watch the DCEU films. But most importantly, everyone has seen Adam West's Batman tv show, seen him drive the Batmobile and have watched the Bat Signal turned on to shine in the sky. As some comic book fans try desperately to find a "comic" connection between the Adam West Bat-Signal on City Hall, there are no Easter Eggs in paying respects to someone who passed away in real life. The City of Los Angeles 10 times over has tuned in to the same Bat-time and same Bat-channel more than turned a page in issue four of Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns". Mourning doesn't have to be complex. It can be as simple as a gathering of people seeing a special light shine one last time for the man who brought Batman back to life. To be honest with you Gothamites, please don't disrespect West and his global legacy by forcibly overshadowing it with a panel or two because you "stan" over a particular creator. Just celebrate West for what he is, an icon. ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼: OUT
 IS
 ATMAN
 @HISTORY OFTHEBATMAN
 BATMAN
 OULDNT EXIST
As we continue our celebration of Adam West's Batman legacy, it is important to remember that despite the campy nature of West's Caped Crusader, without the 60s "Batman" television series catapulting the character into popular culture and mass media, the Batman we enjoy today wouldn't exist. In fact, Batman probably would have gone into obscurity entering the Bronze Age of the 1970s. Frank Miller's 80s Dark Avenger (bottom panel) to Christian Bale's live action Dark Knight from the early 2000s wouldn't be recognized as groundbreaking stories or personas us as fans see them as today without Adam West providing not just comic fans but fans, young and old all over the world, a true crimefighter of Gotham City who responds to a call from the Batphone or the Bat Signal. Over 12,000 people, including myself, went to the tribute in Downtown Los Angeles last week to see the Bat Signal shine on Los Angeles City Hall remembering the Bright Knight that placed DC Comics' Batman into the iconic place in pop culture he is today. While we discuss Batman in comics weekly here on History of the Batman, most people know Batman from everything else but comics. They watch tv shows like Gotham, play the Batman Arkham video games and watch the DCEU films. But most importantly, everyone has seen Adam West's Batman tv show, seen him drive the Batmobile and have watched the Bat Signal turned on to shine in the sky. As some comic book fans try desperately to find a "comic" connection between the Adam West Bat-Signal on City Hall, there are no Easter Eggs in paying respects to someone who passed away in real life. The City of Los Angeles 10 times over has tuned in to the same Bat-time and same Bat-channel more than turned a page in issue four of Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns". Mourning doesn't have to be complex. It can be as simple as a gathering of people seeing a special light shine one last time for the man who brought Batman back to life. To be honest with you Gothamites, please don't disrespect West and his global legacy by forcibly overshadowing it with a panel or two because you "stan" over a particular creator. Just celebrate West for what he is, an icon. ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼
        

            
            

                
                
                    As we continue our celebration of Adam West's Batman legacy, it is important to remember that despite the campy nature of West's Caped Crusader, without the 60s "Batman" television series catapulting the character into popular culture and mass media, the Batman we enjoy today wouldn't exist. In fact, Batman probably would have gone into obscurity entering the Bronze Age of the 1970s. Frank Miller's 80s Dark Avenger (bottom panel) to Christian Bale's live action Dark Knight from the early 2000s wouldn't be recognized as groundbreaking stories or personas us as fans see them as today without Adam West providing not just comic fans but fans, young and old all over the world, a true crimefighter of Gotham City who responds to a call from the Batphone or the Bat Signal. Over 12,000 people, including myself, went to the tribute in Downtown Los Angeles last week to see the Bat Signal shine on Los Angeles City Hall remembering the Bright Knight that placed DC Comics' Batman into the iconic place in pop culture he is today. While we discuss Batman in comics weekly here on History of the Batman, most people know Batman from everything else but comics. They watch tv shows like Gotham, play the Batman Arkham video games and watch the DCEU films. But most importantly, everyone has seen Adam West's Batman tv show, seen him drive the Batmobile and have watched the Bat Signal turned on to shine in the sky. As some comic book fans try desperately to find a "comic" connection between the Adam West Bat-Signal on City Hall, there are no Easter Eggs in paying respects to someone who passed away in real life. The City of Los Angeles 10 times over has tuned in to the same Bat-time and same Bat-channel more than turned a page in issue four of Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns". Mourning doesn't have to be complex. It can be as simple as a gathering of people seeing a special light shine one last time for the man who brought Batman back to life. To be honest with you Gothamites, please don't disrespect West and his global legacy by forcibly overshadowing it with a panel or two because you "stan" over a particular creator. Just celebrate West for what he is, an icon. ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼: OUT
 IS
 ATMAN
 @HISTORY OFTHEBATMAN
 BATMAN
 OULDNT EXIST
As we continue our celebration of Adam West's Batman legacy, it is important to remember that despite the campy nature of West's Caped Crusader, without the 60s "Batman" television series catapulting the character into popular culture and mass media, the Batman we enjoy today wouldn't exist. In fact, Batman probably would have gone into obscurity entering the Bronze Age of the 1970s. Frank Miller's 80s Dark Avenger (bottom panel) to Christian Bale's live action Dark Knight from the early 2000s wouldn't be recognized as groundbreaking stories or personas us as fans see them as today without Adam West providing not just comic fans but fans, young and old all over the world, a true crimefighter of Gotham City who responds to a call from the Batphone or the Bat Signal. Over 12,000 people, including myself, went to the tribute in Downtown Los Angeles last week to see the Bat Signal shine on Los Angeles City Hall remembering the Bright Knight that placed DC Comics' Batman into the iconic place in pop culture he is today. While we discuss Batman in comics weekly here on History of the Batman, most people know Batman from everything else but comics. They watch tv shows like Gotham, play the Batman Arkham video games and watch the DCEU films. But most importantly, everyone has seen Adam West's Batman tv show, seen him drive the Batmobile and have watched the Bat Signal turned on to shine in the sky. As some comic book fans try desperately to find a "comic" connection between the Adam West Bat-Signal on City Hall, there are no Easter Eggs in paying respects to someone who passed away in real life. The City of Los Angeles 10 times over has tuned in to the same Bat-time and same Bat-channel more than turned a page in issue four of Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns". Mourning doesn't have to be complex. It can be as simple as a gathering of people seeing a special light shine one last time for the man who brought Batman back to life. To be honest with you Gothamites, please don't disrespect West and his global legacy by forcibly overshadowing it with a panel or two because you "stan" over a particular creator. Just celebrate West for what he is, an icon. ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Evening Gothamites and greetings from Los Angeles City Hall! I just came from the Adam West tribute ceremony where Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and Police Department Chief Charlie Beck celebrate the life of Adam West who passed away June 9th (bottom right art by @NoRoomInTheFridge). Before lighting the Bat-signal in honor of our celebrated crime fighter, speeches were given by Burt Ward, Robin to Adam West's Batman in the '60s tv series, Ralph Garman and joined on the steps of the hall were Adam West's family, Co-publisher of DC Comics Jim Lee and "Batman" movie's Catwoman herself Lee Meriwether! West's classic Batmobile made an appearance at the foot of City Hall along with what felt like thousands of Batman fans remembering the amazing Adam West. It was definitely a wonderful tribute to a Batman we will all miss. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼: eHisTop YoF THE ATMAN
 ADAM BATMAN WEST
Evening Gothamites and greetings from Los Angeles City Hall! I just came from the Adam West tribute ceremony where Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and Police Department Chief Charlie Beck celebrate the life of Adam West who passed away June 9th (bottom right art by @NoRoomInTheFridge). Before lighting the Bat-signal in honor of our celebrated crime fighter, speeches were given by Burt Ward, Robin to Adam West's Batman in the '60s tv series, Ralph Garman and joined on the steps of the hall were Adam West's family, Co-publisher of DC Comics Jim Lee and "Batman" movie's Catwoman herself Lee Meriwether! West's classic Batmobile made an appearance at the foot of City Hall along with what felt like thousands of Batman fans remembering the amazing Adam West. It was definitely a wonderful tribute to a Batman we will all miss. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼
        

            
            

                
                
                    Evening Gothamites and greetings from Los Angeles City Hall! I just came from the Adam West tribute ceremony where Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and Police Department Chief Charlie Beck celebrate the life of Adam West who passed away June 9th (bottom right art by @NoRoomInTheFridge). Before lighting the Bat-signal in honor of our celebrated crime fighter, speeches were given by Burt Ward, Robin to Adam West's Batman in the '60s tv series, Ralph Garman and joined on the steps of the hall were Adam West's family, Co-publisher of DC Comics Jim Lee and "Batman" movie's Catwoman herself Lee Meriwether! West's classic Batmobile made an appearance at the foot of City Hall along with what felt like thousands of Batman fans remembering the amazing Adam West. It was definitely a wonderful tribute to a Batman we will all miss. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼: eHisTop YoF THE ATMAN
 ADAM BATMAN WEST
Evening Gothamites and greetings from Los Angeles City Hall! I just came from the Adam West tribute ceremony where Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and Police Department Chief Charlie Beck celebrate the life of Adam West who passed away June 9th (bottom right art by @NoRoomInTheFridge). Before lighting the Bat-signal in honor of our celebrated crime fighter, speeches were given by Burt Ward, Robin to Adam West's Batman in the '60s tv series, Ralph Garman and joined on the steps of the hall were Adam West's family, Co-publisher of DC Comics Jim Lee and "Batman" movie's Catwoman herself Lee Meriwether! West's classic Batmobile made an appearance at the foot of City Hall along with what felt like thousands of Batman fans remembering the amazing Adam West. It was definitely a wonderful tribute to a Batman we will all miss. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏼
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Today has been a hard one for me Gothamites. To be honest, I've been crying throughout the day once hearing about the death of Adam West. The "Batman" tv series in the late 1960s was my first introduction to Batman, always watched the reruns and instantly was captivated by the POP art status of the show. Ever since I watched those episodes, I wanted to watch more and especially read more stories about this character. I wouldn't be your Dark Knight Archivist I am today without Adam West as the Caped Crusader. Adam West's important role as the Batman goes beyond my fandom. Before the tv show began, Batman comics were diving in sales. Once Batmania hit, a resurgence of fandom for both readers and those watching at home happened and it literally resurrected the desire for Batman to continue in DC Comics. The 1966 show led to the popularity of characters like Barbara Gordon's Batgirl and even to the reinvention of its Gothic mythology in the 1970s, issuing in a whole new world for the Dark Knight in the 1980s. Once the "dark" back in Dark Knight returned, adult graphic novels and blockbuster films happened, giving us movie franchises that we continue to see today. Whether or not you are a fan of the "campy" nature of Adam West and Burt Ward's Dynamic Duo of the 1960s, there is no denying that without West becoming the pop culture icon from this series, the Batman you love today either wouldn't be here or wouldn't be the powerhouse hero that Batman is within DC Comics and Warner Bros. This is why Adam West's Batman IS THE Batman. His Caped Crusader is the one that paved the way for all the other Batman media we love from film to tv to video games. You don't have to love the camp but you should respect it. This and the fact that Mr. West was one of the nicest people are just some of many other reasons why he will truly be missed in this world. Farewell, Old Chum, we'll always leave the Bat-signal on for you. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon. RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏽: alIISTORYO
 EBATMAN
 THERE WOULD BE NO DARK KNIGHT
 HISTORY
 HEBATMAN
 WITH
 R.D.R ADAM WEST
Today has been a hard one for me Gothamites. To be honest, I've been crying throughout the day once hearing about the death of Adam West. The "Batman" tv series in the late 1960s was my first introduction to Batman, always watched the reruns and instantly was captivated by the POP art status of the show. Ever since I watched those episodes, I wanted to watch more and especially read more stories about this character. I wouldn't be your Dark Knight Archivist I am today without Adam West as the Caped Crusader. Adam West's important role as the Batman goes beyond my fandom. Before the tv show began, Batman comics were diving in sales. Once Batmania hit, a resurgence of fandom for both readers and those watching at home happened and it literally resurrected the desire for Batman to continue in DC Comics. The 1966 show led to the popularity of characters like Barbara Gordon's Batgirl and even to the reinvention of its Gothic mythology in the 1970s, issuing in a whole new world for the Dark Knight in the 1980s. Once the "dark" back in Dark Knight returned, adult graphic novels and blockbuster films happened, giving us movie franchises that we continue to see today. Whether or not you are a fan of the "campy" nature of Adam West and Burt Ward's Dynamic Duo of the 1960s, there is no denying that without West becoming the pop culture icon from this series, the Batman you love today either wouldn't be here or wouldn't be the powerhouse hero that Batman is within DC Comics and Warner Bros. This is why Adam West's Batman IS THE Batman. His Caped Crusader is the one that paved the way for all the other Batman media we love from film to tv to video games. You don't have to love the camp but you should respect it. This and the fact that Mr. West was one of the nicest people are just some of many other reasons why he will truly be missed in this world. Farewell, Old Chum, we'll always leave the Bat-signal on for you. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon. RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏽
        

            
            

                
                
                    Today has been a hard one for me Gothamites. To be honest, I've been crying throughout the day once hearing about the death of Adam West. The "Batman" tv series in the late 1960s was my first introduction to Batman, always watched the reruns and instantly was captivated by the POP art status of the show. Ever since I watched those episodes, I wanted to watch more and especially read more stories about this character. I wouldn't be your Dark Knight Archivist I am today without Adam West as the Caped Crusader. Adam West's important role as the Batman goes beyond my fandom. Before the tv show began, Batman comics were diving in sales. Once Batmania hit, a resurgence of fandom for both readers and those watching at home happened and it literally resurrected the desire for Batman to continue in DC Comics. The 1966 show led to the popularity of characters like Barbara Gordon's Batgirl and even to the reinvention of its Gothic mythology in the 1970s, issuing in a whole new world for the Dark Knight in the 1980s. Once the "dark" back in Dark Knight returned, adult graphic novels and blockbuster films happened, giving us movie franchises that we continue to see today. Whether or not you are a fan of the "campy" nature of Adam West and Burt Ward's Dynamic Duo of the 1960s, there is no denying that without West becoming the pop culture icon from this series, the Batman you love today either wouldn't be here or wouldn't be the powerhouse hero that Batman is within DC Comics and Warner Bros. This is why Adam West's Batman IS THE Batman. His Caped Crusader is the one that paved the way for all the other Batman media we love from film to tv to video games. You don't have to love the camp but you should respect it. This and the fact that Mr. West was one of the nicest people are just some of many other reasons why he will truly be missed in this world. Farewell, Old Chum, we'll always leave the Bat-signal on for you. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon. RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏽: alIISTORYO
 EBATMAN
 THERE WOULD BE NO DARK KNIGHT
 HISTORY
 HEBATMAN
 WITH
 R.D.R ADAM WEST
Today has been a hard one for me Gothamites. To be honest, I've been crying throughout the day once hearing about the death of Adam West. The "Batman" tv series in the late 1960s was my first introduction to Batman, always watched the reruns and instantly was captivated by the POP art status of the show. Ever since I watched those episodes, I wanted to watch more and especially read more stories about this character. I wouldn't be your Dark Knight Archivist I am today without Adam West as the Caped Crusader. Adam West's important role as the Batman goes beyond my fandom. Before the tv show began, Batman comics were diving in sales. Once Batmania hit, a resurgence of fandom for both readers and those watching at home happened and it literally resurrected the desire for Batman to continue in DC Comics. The 1966 show led to the popularity of characters like Barbara Gordon's Batgirl and even to the reinvention of its Gothic mythology in the 1970s, issuing in a whole new world for the Dark Knight in the 1980s. Once the "dark" back in Dark Knight returned, adult graphic novels and blockbuster films happened, giving us movie franchises that we continue to see today. Whether or not you are a fan of the "campy" nature of Adam West and Burt Ward's Dynamic Duo of the 1960s, there is no denying that without West becoming the pop culture icon from this series, the Batman you love today either wouldn't be here or wouldn't be the powerhouse hero that Batman is within DC Comics and Warner Bros. This is why Adam West's Batman IS THE Batman. His Caped Crusader is the one that paved the way for all the other Batman media we love from film to tv to video games. You don't have to love the camp but you should respect it. This and the fact that Mr. West was one of the nicest people are just some of many other reasons why he will truly be missed in this world. Farewell, Old Chum, we'll always leave the Bat-signal on for you. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon. RIPBatman ✌🏼💙🦇🙏🏽
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.: Hey it's Jennifer from the
 other night
 Hey
 Oh wow a green text. don't
 date poor people. Sorry. I'd
 send you an emoji but you
 probably wouldn't see it. Take
 Care
Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.: Hey it's Jennifer from the
 other night
 Hey
 Oh wow a green text. don't
 date poor people. Sorry. I'd
 send you an emoji but you
 probably wouldn't see it. Take
 Care
Idk why they don't make texting girls with green bubbles prohibited in the United States. Let me paint a picture in your head why I made that statement. Couple days ago my boy texts me and says let's go to a music festival. I'm always down for an adventure so we go. It was some local EDM music festival. We get there and I step on the ground I get a big wave of pussy smell (wasn't fresh either) right into my nose. I wasn't complaining bc that's my boy and he paid for me. Any ways the DJ come on and starts saying some useless shit so I decided to roam around the ground to get better signal to post a meme on this page. As I was doing that, some shorty approached me and asked me if I knew where she can get lit. I truly didn't understand what she meant. Turns out she wanted to buy some weed so I told her $15 for a joint and she buys it off me. Low key I sold her some shitty weed. She started to make small talk. That girl has an IQ of Patrick Starr. She was asking me how'd I get so tan I told her I'm Pakistani we born that way. She didn't know where-what Pakistan was so I gave her a whole geographic lesson. After 20 mins of explaining she said "so you're Mexican." I was so mad I told her yea and my name was Pedro. She found it sooo intriguing. I get her number bc I had to go back to my boy. Couple hours later go by and my dick gave me the bat signal so I text her "this your prince charming that sold you narcotics couple mins ago" I thought I was clever. But I forgot she was dumb and she texted me "lol what does that mean?" i replied with "dis Pedro" she replied with "oh lol come meet me in the parking lot." I tip toe my way to the Parking lot and I see her looking as whorish as possible 😍😍😍😍 idk how I did it but I went through of 20 mins of small talk. TBH after that 20 Mins I lost so many brain cells that my dicks bat signal went away. So guys if you wanna feel what Autism is like just say your name is Pedro to a girl in a music festival.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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