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Martial artists and a lovely little bit of harmless vengeance.omg-humor.tumblr.com: duskirises cinnacorn + rosslynpaladin: throwtime: throwtime: I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.. a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her. This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But l'm very proud to say, this ended without violence. Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of l'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items. The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief. what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. He said to take what I was looking for, that's Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes. Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls. What a great day. Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story. Source: throwtime 148,102 notes ... Martial artists and a lovely little bit of harmless vengeance.omg-humor.tumblr.com
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<p>Time once again for your computer-assisted rundown of the most talked about topics in entertainment and media. This is Fandometrics, Week in Review.<b><br/></b></p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124610516555/tv-shows-week-ending-2015-steven-universe">Television</a></h2><p><b>Jumps:</b></p><ul><li><i>Pretty Little Liars</i> jumped seven spots, the fandom having a <i>very</i> serious discussion over the latest, startling plot twist. <br/></li><li>Also up seven, <i>Once Upon a Time</i>. Will Merida from <i>Brave</i> move to Storybrooke? The new <a href="https://youtu.be/eEGbbv0a9bU">trailer</a> says maybe!<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps:</b> <i>Sherlock</i> (-11) </p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="250" data-tumblr-attribution="dosageofdisney:CHva8Yk6mCWa3mmfz7y_hw:Z3IkWq1pODFbB" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f41840192ccb81a1034e0f85ef47916/tumblr_nrd32mDsqF1shhth1o1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="250"/></figure><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124609771178/movies-week-ending-july-20th-2015-suicide-squad">Movies</a><br/></h2><p><b>Jumps: </b></p><ul><li>A new trailer for <i>Suicide Squad</i> and the <i>Ant-Man</i> premiere put them at No. 1 and No. 2 respectively.<br/></li><li>Also getting traction, <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>—its first appearance on the list since April.<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps:</b> <i>The Hunger Games</i> (-6), <i>Ghostbusters</i> (-6), <i>Jurassic Park</i> (-5)</p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124609037722/musical-acts-week-ending-july-20th-2015-5-seconds">Music</a></h2><p><b>Jumps: </b></p><ul><li>The music scene was all shook up by Lana Del Rey’s Honeymoon and Blue by Marina &amp; the Diamonds. Del Ray: up seven to No. 6, the Diamonds: freshly polished at No. 14.<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps: </b>Ariana Grande (-12), Panic! At the Disco (-4), </p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124608288092/celebrities-week-ending-july-20th-2015-satoru">Celebs</a></h2><p><b>Jumps: </b></p><ul><li>Satoru Iwata, president of Nintendo passed away—fan art and remembrances sent his name to the top of the celebs list.<br/></li><li>Caitlyn Jenner’s rousing speech at the ESPYS got her a standing O and put her back on the list after a four week absence.<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps:</b> Chris Pratt (-15), Tom Hiddleston (-4)</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-tumblr-attribution="huffingtonpost:OMziNOUGgwm1jl7Nb48xWw:Zs6mOy1pjNZUw" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1c396c609d98a92aed2cb6635981e41/tumblr_nrl3167fe21qb6v6ro1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282"/></figure><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124607545062/video-games-week-ending-july-20th-2015-pokemon">Games</a></h2><p><b>Jumps:</b></p><ul><li><i>Five Nights at Freddy’s</i> scored two spots on this week’s Games list—the franchise at No. 3 and the brand new game (<i>Five Nights IV</i>) at No. 9. Here’s the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-taWymx1WI">trailer</a>.</li><li>Plus <i>EarthBound</i>, a cult favorite and Iwata production, made its debut at No. 15</li></ul><p><b>Slumps: </b><i>Fire Emblem</i> (-6), <i>Team Fortress 2</i> (-4)</p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124606893754/web-celebs-week-ending-july-20th-2015">Web celebs</a><br/></h2><p><b>Jumps:</b></p><ul><li><a href="http://grumpsaesthetics.tumblr.com/post/124511195437/follow-for-more-grump-aesthetic">Soft Grump Aesthetics</a> is now a thing, so Dan Avidan is too. This is his first appearance on the web celebs list.</li><li>Also, Hannah Hart returns to the list with Grace Helbig (No. 19) after promo press for the <a href="http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/15/grace-helbig-hannah-hart-electra-woman-dyna-girl"><i>Electra Woman and Dyna Girl</i></a> reboot.</li></ul><p><b>Slumps: </b>Thomas Sanders, Joe Sugg</p>: CELEBRITIES FANDOMETRICS ULSDEO GAMES M WEEK IN REVIEW Nl <p>Time once again for your computer-assisted rundown of the most talked about topics in entertainment and media. This is Fandometrics, Week in Review.<b><br/></b></p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124610516555/tv-shows-week-ending-2015-steven-universe">Television</a></h2><p><b>Jumps:</b></p><ul><li><i>Pretty Little Liars</i> jumped seven spots, the fandom having a <i>very</i> serious discussion over the latest, startling plot twist. <br/></li><li>Also up seven, <i>Once Upon a Time</i>. Will Merida from <i>Brave</i> move to Storybrooke? The new <a href="https://youtu.be/eEGbbv0a9bU">trailer</a> says maybe!<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps:</b> <i>Sherlock</i> (-11) </p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="250" data-tumblr-attribution="dosageofdisney:CHva8Yk6mCWa3mmfz7y_hw:Z3IkWq1pODFbB" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f41840192ccb81a1034e0f85ef47916/tumblr_nrd32mDsqF1shhth1o1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="250"/></figure><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124609771178/movies-week-ending-july-20th-2015-suicide-squad">Movies</a><br/></h2><p><b>Jumps: </b></p><ul><li>A new trailer for <i>Suicide Squad</i> and the <i>Ant-Man</i> premiere put them at No. 1 and No. 2 respectively.<br/></li><li>Also getting traction, <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>—its first appearance on the list since April.<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps:</b> <i>The Hunger Games</i> (-6), <i>Ghostbusters</i> (-6), <i>Jurassic Park</i> (-5)</p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124609037722/musical-acts-week-ending-july-20th-2015-5-seconds">Music</a></h2><p><b>Jumps: </b></p><ul><li>The music scene was all shook up by Lana Del Rey’s Honeymoon and Blue by Marina &amp; the Diamonds. Del Ray: up seven to No. 6, the Diamonds: freshly polished at No. 14.<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps: </b>Ariana Grande (-12), Panic! At the Disco (-4), </p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124608288092/celebrities-week-ending-july-20th-2015-satoru">Celebs</a></h2><p><b>Jumps: </b></p><ul><li>Satoru Iwata, president of Nintendo passed away—fan art and remembrances sent his name to the top of the celebs list.<br/></li><li>Caitlyn Jenner’s rousing speech at the ESPYS got her a standing O and put her back on the list after a four week absence.<br/></li></ul><p><b>Slumps:</b> Chris Pratt (-15), Tom Hiddleston (-4)</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-tumblr-attribution="huffingtonpost:OMziNOUGgwm1jl7Nb48xWw:Zs6mOy1pjNZUw" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1c396c609d98a92aed2cb6635981e41/tumblr_nrl3167fe21qb6v6ro1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282"/></figure><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124607545062/video-games-week-ending-july-20th-2015-pokemon">Games</a></h2><p><b>Jumps:</b></p><ul><li><i>Five Nights at Freddy’s</i> scored two spots on this week’s Games list—the franchise at No. 3 and the brand new game (<i>Five Nights IV</i>) at No. 9. Here’s the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-taWymx1WI">trailer</a>.</li><li>Plus <i>EarthBound</i>, a cult favorite and Iwata production, made its debut at No. 15</li></ul><p><b>Slumps: </b><i>Fire Emblem</i> (-6), <i>Team Fortress 2</i> (-4)</p><h2><a href="http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/124606893754/web-celebs-week-ending-july-20th-2015">Web celebs</a><br/></h2><p><b>Jumps:</b></p><ul><li><a href="http://grumpsaesthetics.tumblr.com/post/124511195437/follow-for-more-grump-aesthetic">Soft Grump Aesthetics</a> is now a thing, so Dan Avidan is too. This is his first appearance on the web celebs list.</li><li>Also, Hannah Hart returns to the list with Grace Helbig (No. 19) after promo press for the <a href="http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/15/grace-helbig-hannah-hart-electra-woman-dyna-girl"><i>Electra Woman and Dyna Girl</i></a> reboot.</li></ul><p><b>Slumps: </b>Thomas Sanders, Joe Sugg</p>
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Batman: MEMBERS /r/Gaming comments related other discussions My experience with GTA Online Gimgur.com) submitted 5 hours ago by abcmatt 754 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: top you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments- I-1 TheScarletCravat 85 points 1 hour ago I never shoot people unless shot at. Needless to say, my k/d ratio is rather poor! I do like to believe that people will be inherently good if you offer friendship in the game. My character is a classic French Mime, complete with a fleet of two tone black and white cars. I communicate entirely through Jazz Hands. When I first started my career as a Vinewood Street performer/d-list Batman villain I drove up to the nearest player and got out of the car. Now, I'd built this up in my head as my debut, almost: the moment where I find out if I can have good clean, non-murdering fun in the game! I climbed out, bowtie and beret at saucy angles, and throw up my jazz hands, waving frantically as if the world depended on it. The other player, nestled inside his sports car, did nothing. He sat there at the intersection as cars queued up behind him. I was fucked. He was going to run me over. But he didn't. The door opened and out steps a dude in a full tweed suit and a fox for a head. He took one look at me, and began to frantically jazz hand back. I remember how we stood for five minutes, waving at each other, all the while NPCs yelled and tried to drive past. We just stood there, basking in the sweet glow of silent acknowledgement that we were both a pair of pretentious, airy-fairy weirdos in a world full of savage mistrust. We climbed in the car. He sent me a text saying 'Never leave'. I waved my hands enthusiastically and told him I would never. We drove around for what felt like hours, continuously driving up to other players, getting out and jazz-handing. Of course, many were hostile Some immediately joined in. Others eventually understood our cause and stopped attacking, only to wave with us. It was kinda euphoric. Someone brought a bus and we filled it with players and we drove around, congregating in front of people and waving wildly Easily the closest I've ever got to starting a cult. It went tits up, eventually. There were around eight of us, and two guys turned up in the armoured car with the turret. We were fucked, obviously, passive-mode or no. The converts with more violent pasts sadly relapsed and opened fire, and the more devout found it difficult not to add the the fray once the rocket launchers were broken out. I'll never know, but it felt a little like they were protecting their Pope. I stood in the middle, waving my hands like a madman. Burning cars thundered past me, the warm light touching my white silk gloves. Before I was squashed flat by the truck, the last thing I made out through the carnage was The Fox, beating the body of a driver on the tarmac with a baseball bat. I have not seen him since. I miss him. permalink embed save report give gold reply
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<h2>Movies</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 20th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/suicide%20squad"><b>Suicide Squad</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ant%20man"><b>Ant-Man</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jurassic%20world">Jurassic World</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/captain%20america">Captain America: The Winter Soldier</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/minions">Minions</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/mad%20max">Mad Max: Fury Road</a> <i>−3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/batman%20v%20superman"><b>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/star%20wars">Star Wars</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/inside%20out">Inside Out</a> <i>−5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lotr">Lord of the Rings</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/x-men"><b>X-Men: Apocalypse</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20hunger%20games">The Hunger Games</a> <i>−6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/big%20hero%206">Big Hero 6</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jurassic%20park">Jurassic Park</a> <i>−5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boruto%20the%20movie"><b>Boruto: Naruto the Movie</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20hobbit">The Hobbit</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/iron%20man">Iron Man</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thor">Thor</a> <i>−1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ghostbusters">Ghostbusters</a> <i>−6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shrek"><b>Shrek</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.</i></p>: FANDOMETRICS VIESVES S MOVILS MOV <h2>Movies</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 20th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/suicide%20squad"><b>Suicide Squad</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ant%20man"><b>Ant-Man</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jurassic%20world">Jurassic World</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/captain%20america">Captain America: The Winter Soldier</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/minions">Minions</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/mad%20max">Mad Max: Fury Road</a> <i>−3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/batman%20v%20superman"><b>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/star%20wars">Star Wars</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/inside%20out">Inside Out</a> <i>−5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lotr">Lord of the Rings</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/x-men"><b>X-Men: Apocalypse</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20hunger%20games">The Hunger Games</a> <i>−6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/big%20hero%206">Big Hero 6</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jurassic%20park">Jurassic Park</a> <i>−5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/boruto%20the%20movie"><b>Boruto: Naruto the Movie</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20hobbit">The Hobbit</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/iron%20man">Iron Man</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thor">Thor</a> <i>−1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ghostbusters">Ghostbusters</a> <i>−6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shrek"><b>Shrek</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.</i></p>
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