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Love, Appreciate, and Been: the broken will always be able to love harder than most. once you have been in the dark, you learn to appreciate everything that shines. -Zachry K. Douglas

School, Target, and Tumblr: F4 fo FtO xelamanrique318: kindergarten2002: remember in school when we had to put these orange covers over the keyboards when practicing our typing skills so we wouldn’t be able to peek at where the letters are? no… what the hell kinda school did u go to? prison??

xelamanrique318: kindergarten2002: remember in school when we had to put these orange covers over the keyboards when practicing our typing s...

Forbes, Mean, and English: Artifical Intellegence is venturing into levels we never thought it would be able to reach Machine Learning is becoming smarter than ever before Forbes 28 mar. 2019 u results English dummy thick Edi Did you mean dummy thicc E

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Being Alone, Home Alone, and True: Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone So true

So true

Memes, Soon..., and World: THE WORLD IS GETTING TOO SENSITIVE. SOON I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF MYSELF WITHOUT PEDPLE GETTING OFFENDED Submitted by the highly offensive Jon Loony Halligan

Submitted by the highly offensive Jon Loony Halligan

Life, You, and Now: Ten years from now you want to be able to say you chose this life, not settled for it. @bossbabe.inc

Doctor, Jedi, and Sex: Justin Staggs @Staggfilms DOCTOR: *seeing scratches all over my back* well, I can see you're sexuallv active ME: *remembering drunkenly mistaking a raccoon for Yoda and putting him in my backpack to train me as a Jedi* oh yeah. I did like 100 of sex so far. kinda sad I’ll never be able to do 100 sex

kinda sad I’ll never be able to do 100 sex

Love, Appreciate, and Been: the broken will always be able to love harder than most. once you have been in the dark, you learn to appreciate everything that shines. -Zachry K. Douglas

Dank, Grandma, and Internet: Considering to commit suicide Mom would be sad Grandma would be sad I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE THOSE 7 STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET LAUGH ANYMORE BEFORE GETTING BURIED IN NEW My nibbas by boneless__ MORE MEMES

My nibbas by boneless__ MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Hair, and Help: LIPPER My 6 year old daughter let her hair grow long so she could cut it and donate it this is her right after the hair cut. She’s super proud to be able to help someone “with no hair feel beautiful”.

My 6 year old daughter let her hair grow long so she could cut it and donate it this is her right after the hair cut. She’s super proud to b...

Being Alone, Dank, and Home Alone: Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone 2:26 PM 4/4/19 Twitter for iPhone

Fucking, Love, and Moms: stardustparker reasons i want to be rich to randomly fill up people's entire gofundmes to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards to be able to actually afford my real sense of style to pay my mom's bills and debts reasons i dont want to be rich to hoard the entire fucking planet's resources and kill off the world's population slowly awesomacious: I love this!

Memes, Time, and Sleep: I'm so tired. Almost time to crawl into bed and not be able to sleep for three hourS.

You, For, and Get: You need to understand that I am DAMAGED, I get triggered easily, I have struggled with things, I won't talk to anyone, I'll shut you out, Im not going to be able to trust you for a while because everyone has left, cheated, or chose someone else.

She, Interview, and For: monky bich babey @mssingnoah Follow and just like that, i unstan Billie Eilish interview: want to be able to mourn for XXXTentacion, I don't want to be shamed for it she’s OVER

Alive, Bad, and Cats: inkskinned sometimes i'm like "why am i still here" but then i realize that i'm often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog's mouth and i think there's this sort of western idea of "if youre not CEO youre nothing special" but my dog is still alive bc of me and i'm still alive bc of other people so maybe i'm just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won't be CEO but maybe i'll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that's pretty okay, you know? Youre enough :)

Youre enough :)

Being Alone, True, and Depression: Sometimes a friend with depression will say no to a lot of things and decline all or most of your invitations. This can make you feel like you're overstepping boundaries and should immediately leave them alone until they reach out to you themselves. Pay attention to this feeling: it's true that when people keep saying no to things you ask, it's probably a good idea to stop asking. However, depression can also cause people to say no while wishing they could say yes. The way to deal with this is not to assume, but to just ask directly: 'You've said no the past few times I've invited you to do something. That's okay, but I just wanted to check: would you like me to keep inviting you?' I've done this before with other people dealing with depression and found that they often respond that they do want me to keep asking, and they hope that one of these days they'1l be able to say yes. sondosia wordables.

Confused, Reddit, and Been: REDDIT 3m ago r/FreeSpeech sent you a message You have been banned from participating in r/ FreeSpeech. You can still view and subscribe to r/FreeSpeech, but you won't be able to post or comment. Confused confusion] *Confused confusion*

*Confused confusion*

Memes, 🤖, and Who: HE WHO DRINKS A 5TH ON THE 4TH MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GO 4TH ON THE STH 😜

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Bad, Cars, and Life: Birmingham, Alabama obe NEWS timberwolfalpha: aixela89: ryderdai: msleoduh: fatcr0w: quietly-islayem: tontonmichel: bellygangstaboo: what the hell is going on in this country?! Well damn Shit has been bad for a while Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts. if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it Reblog to save a life…. I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings. Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding. Reblog to save a life Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

Dank, Dogs, and Goals: Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs MEMES Follow your goals.

Follow your goals.

School, Autism, and Congratulations: Follow @MyNamels Leanne Today, my sister with severe autism, graduated from high school. People constantly said because she can't talk she wouldn't be able to, but we learn something new about her everyday & she continues to teach us anything is possible. Congratulations C/O2k18! Anything is possible Don’t let anyone say there are limits.

Don’t let anyone say there are limits.

Birthday, The Office, and Yo: THAT'S A GOOD ALL OF THEIR HIGH END BLENDS. THIS WILL BE PERFECT FOR EMILY'S BIRTHDAY. WAIT... EMILY? YO R NEMESIS AT WORK? WHAT DO YOu THINK OF SELECTION. THIS COFFEE SAMPLER PACK? COFFEE AFTER THIS SHE'LL KNOW WHAT REAL COFFEE TASTES LIKE AND WON'T BE ABLE TO GO BACK. SHE'LL HAVE TO BREW HER OWN OR STOP AT A FANCY PLACE EACH MORNING. THIS GIFT WILL COST HER THO SANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR. YES SHE YOu HATE DRINKS THE FREE GARBAGE COFFEE IN THEWOULD YOu BREAK ROOM AT HER. WHY GET HER A GIFT? THE OFFICE. The gift.

The gift.

Ass, Bitch, and Club: Both Captain Marvel and Thor produce electricity and we know that when it passes through a conductor magnetic field is produced. So ideally they will have north and south poles. Since electricity will travel from head to feet head will be north and feet will be south But Like poles repel each other Thus they would never be able to kiss each other. So all you bitch ass mofos thinking of a love story, its scientifically impossible. Deeptanshu Sheel 69 Will Be Possible52 7 hrs Like Reply More laughoutloud-club: Dude got a point

Being Alone, Com, and Can: 90/365 I might not be able to fix all your problems, but I can make sure you don't have to face them all alone. TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Computers, Future, and Power: EU Parlament: We are entrusting the future of copyright to the developers, computers are the future and surely programmers will be able to do something that would fairly claim copyright Programmers: We have the power Or not.

We have the power Or not.

Cars, Social Media, and Best: Kieran @Finbar Not the best car but happy to be able to buy my mum a carS KPI8 NEF tegan @tegancalder "Not the best" buying your mum a car regardless is so so kind, see how social media won't accept it unless it's a Merc/Range This is nice

This is nice

Dad, Growing Up, and Life: Follow just a reminder that your parents don't determine what you become. my dad has been a meth addict my entire life. growing up i always felt like that would confine me in what i would be able to make of myself. recently i was accepted to my top choice medical school. UAMS 0 Never give up on your dreams

Never give up on your dreams

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Dude, True, and Thank You: 13:34 r/Avengers Posted by u/taurustrev S . 10h Hoping to live to see Endgame So I don't even know if anybody will see this...but I figured I'd give it a shot. My name is Trevor Eastman and I'm 26 years old. I was diagnosed last June with stage 4 terminal esophageal, stomach and liver cancer. I was qiven a vear to live and chemo and radi- ation has made me absolutely miserable. It's almost like I can feel myself dying and it's the scariest thing All I want is to be able to see Avengers:Endgame while I'm still able to. If anybody could make my wish come true...and is even able to do such a thing...I would be forever grateful. If not...well that's okay too. At least I tried. Thank you all for listening 488 ー39 ShareAward BEST COMMENTS Gorillaz-forillaz 10h I DMd the Russo brothers on Instaqram, I sent a screen shot of your post and the reason why you should see the movie early.: stay strong, dude!:) Reply 95 taurustrev6h Thank you so much 23 gingerbOmbs 7h Add a comment Lets help this kid out

Lets help this kid out

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Dank, Movies, and Horror Movies: @NotNikk Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film you'll be able to sleep That would actually make me watch the movies.

That would actually make me watch the movies.

Will, You, and Handle: This week you will be able to handle whatever comes your way

Life, Memes, and Live: If you can see the positive sides of everything, you'll be able to live a much richer life than others.

Help, Math, and What Is: You are a device that has been improved for over 80 years Yup. Your purpose is to flawlessly perform calculations Yes. So, you should be able to do basic math Makes sense to me What is 0.1+ 0.2? 0.30000000000000004 pls help me

pls help me

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 3-17-201 ADE diadraws: happy jade week! crossing my fingers that ill be able to draw for every day, but with my job i never know what’s gonna happen _

diadraws: happy jade week! crossing my fingers that ill be able to draw for every day, but with my job i never know what’s gonna happen _

Click, Memes, and Diabetes: 63 MILLION VOTED FOR HIM 30 STATES ELECTED HIM 306 ELECTORAL VOTES RECEIVED LET THE PRESIDENT DO HIS JOB! "We The People" want President Trump to be able to do his job! There Is PANIC In The Diabetes Industry! Big Pharma executives can't believe their eyes. SEE WHY CLICK HERE ►► http://u-read.org/no-diabetes

"We The People" want President Trump to be able to do his job! There Is PANIC In The Diabetes Industry! Big Pharma executives can't believe...

Beautiful, Quotes, and Thing: What a beautiful thing it is, to be able to stand tall and say, "I fell apart, and I survived. Daily Quotes.

Flexing, Game, and Lightning: LPhilip Swift EAL @philswiftontv Due to severe weather, heavy downpours, lightning and thunderstorms, we will not be able to go to Bristol motor speedway today Maybe l should have Flex Sealed the sky! 8/18/18, 8:50 AM 550 Retweets 3,753 Likes Game Boy @Game_Boy 422 22h Replying to @philswiftontv Phil is now attempting to challenge the gods

Children, Family, and Fresh: ughts In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old crowley-for-king "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." "These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them" porygons My heart wtf Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit. POV Fantasy slice of life book when? "Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and yet I love her sl crazypenguin159 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great- great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end" ovano-jovanke SHOOK 490,210 notes Found on r/tumblr. Sooo wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Hvs77N

Tumblr, Academy, and Blog: jununy: you will never be able to guess who my favourite umbrella academy characters are…………..

jununy: you will never be able to guess who my favourite umbrella academy characters are…………..

Best, Help, and Wholesome: when you see a post in new with 0 upvotes and you get it to 1 I might not be able to help you much, but I can try my best Wholesome redditors

Wholesome redditors

Club, Shit, and Tumblr: All-fathers, let the dark magic flow through me one last time. laughoutloud-club: When you’ve been constipated for 5 days and just pray to be able to shit again

Bilbo, Boo, and Definitely: boo boo the fool @kennananoo Follow "Money won't solve your problems" Ur right. But it'd be great to be able to afford basic needs, help out my parents more, see a therapist, and have time for developing my hobbies and skills instead of worKing a job don't like that leaves me with no energy or free time 10:06 pm -5 Mar 2019 31,282 Retweets 79,594 Likes It definitely helps

It definitely helps

Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 0 dracophile: randomthingieshere: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: forthefuns: follow forthefuns for more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?! Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence. Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words. I’m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture! Ack.(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

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Homeless, Goal, and Make: To be able to wear no make up and not look homeless is my ultimate goal

Dude, Fucking, and Funny: I don't really know. I can send you a photo of the phone, will that work? Great I'm sure l'll be able to recognize it. As you can see, theres a massive crack on the screen I'm hoping you'll be able to fix it. Fucking teenagers Actually I'm 46. That's sad, dude. It's pretty funny if you assed me. https://t.co/B6LH6iMbLm

Dad, Growing Up, and Life: brian Follow just a reminder that your parents don't determine what you become. my dad has been a meth addict my entire life. growing up i always felt like that would confine me in what i would be able to make of myself recently i was accepted to my top choice medical school. UAMS 5:42 pm -3 Mar 2019 positive-memes: Work hard and believe in yourself guys!

positive-memes: Work hard and believe in yourself guys!

Food, Memes, and Thought: Food For Thought* If we had no eyes we wouldn't be able to detect color. What if we are missing an entire aspect of our lives just because we don't have an organ to detect it? weirdworldinsta

Dad, Growing Up, and Life: brian Follow just a reminder that your parents don't determine what you become. my dad has been a meth addict my entire life. growing up i always felt like that would confine me in what i would be able to make of myself recently i was accepted to my top choice medical school. UAMS 5:42 pm -3 Mar 2019 Work hard and believe in yourself guys!

Work hard and believe in yourself guys!

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