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Lazy, Snuggle, and Little: On Wednesdays, we try to snuggle a little longer and be lazy.

On Wednesdays, we try to snuggle a little longer and be lazy.

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Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done? Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in upstairs to grab the DVD classroom were broken. Went home. bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no where to put it put it back in his nose 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second Youtube video 8. TV remote was2 feet out of reach, so l downloaded the remote control app instead. 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of the TV sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant. Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it... all from the comfort of my living room 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start. 14. I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the the window and AC/ heat from her bed.. we never fought again 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later. 19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates and cutlery 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with febreze Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious

Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious

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Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done?" Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius. 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'lIl shine the laser pointer orn the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in upstairs to grab the DVD classroom were broken. Went home bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no where to put it put it back in his nose 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second Youtube video 8. TV remote was 2 feet out of reach, so l downloaded the remote control app instead 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of the TV sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it... all from the comfort of my living room 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start. 14.I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the the window and AC/ heat from her bed.... we never fought again. 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later 19.I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates and cutlery 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room, and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with febreze LeFunny.net The laziest things

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Being Alone, Be Like, and Being Rich: 13 REASONS YOU'RE NOT AS SUCCESSFUL AS YOU SHOULD BE LAZINESS I don't think there's an easy way to put this. I have to assume that you're lazy. Every single successful person works their butts off to get where they are. It's ok to be lazy Just admit it. But don't whine about not being rich and successful, ok? ENTITLEMENT Only a few people in the world are part of the lucky sperm club. You and me? We gotta work to get what we want. Quit thinking you are owed something. You're not. Get to work 3 FEAR You are afraid, plain and simple. Afraid of looking silly. Afraid of what your friends and family will say. Afraid of everything. Look, you're either going to stop being afraid, or you're not. Nobody can convince you to stop. Imagine though... what awaits you when you stop with the fear excuses? NEGATIVITY You may not realize it, but the people you associate with might be negative [orifices]. They could be soul-sucking beings who don't want anyone to be successful. Get rid of them, now! Surround yourself with successful people. People you want to be like 5 STOP THINKING How much do you want to bet you have paralysis by analysis? You think way too much about what you could or should do. Doers get what they want, and everyone else gets what they get. Stop analyzing and start doing NO GOALS You plan nothing. You believe that someway, somehow, everything you always wanted will just magically happen. So you "play it by ear" and wait. You need goals to shoot for Otherwise, you're just treading water THEYr There's no "they". There's no secret group of people that controls your success or failure. You've made that up to make you feel better about yourself. The truth is you, and you alone, control your success in life/business/everything. It's easy to blame "them" though, isn't it? Weak. NO "X" FACTOR You can't do it because you're not pretty enough. Or don't have a strong personality? You don't have the "X" factor? Wow, what an unbelievably lame excuse. The truth is even jerks, idiots and boring people can be just as successful as anyone else. Your problem is you don't believe it yet WASTE TIME You're a classic time-waster. You spend hours and hours every day working on not-working. You do things that aren't productive. How are you ever going to get anything done, or reach any goal if you keep wasting time? You're not. So you might as well give up now if you're going to keep this path. SOCIAL B.S. You spend way too much time in social media land. You waste probably about 50% of your productive hours of the day doing this. The sad part is, you know it, but you can't stop. So you can't get anything done that matters. THINK SMALL You think way too small. You are constantly looking only a day or a week ahead instead of years ahead. Because of this, you never get anywhere, and you never lead; you always follow DON'T WANT IT You don't really want to be successful. Sure, you like to dream about it like everyone else. But in your heart you are afraid of what might happen if you really get it. That's B.S. fear your brain is feeding you. Success is change, and it feels really, really good. Tell your brain to shut the [foolishness] up. 13 DON'T BELIEVE You never believed that it's possible. Society taught you that only a few "exceptional" people get what they want. Everyone else should just settle. If you really want to believe that, go ahead. The rest of us will be at the front of the line because we believe. By Jim F. Kukral Visit JimKukral.com/13reasons to read more <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://socialmediadaily.tumblr.com/post/108443283199/13-reasons-youre-not-as-successful-as-you-should">socialmediadaily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>13 Reasons You’re Not As Successful As You Should Be</p> </blockquote>

socialmediadaily: 13 Reasons You’re Not As Successful As You Should Be

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