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Friday night with your best friend be like 🤣 By @itsjasonpowell & @theolegforse - 9gag
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Ass, Be Like, and Soon...: Rapper: "album coming soon"
*snippet playing in the background*
Fans:
@splash.ldn
release the album and stop pretending
that you know what soon means we all
know you too damn well my annoying
ass has been here WAITING I ain't
playin with you no more drop the demn
album
It really be like this 🤣 https://t.co/UhPdYVzYMf
It really be like this 🤣 https://t.co/UhPdYVzYMf
Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:
skepticphantom:
libertarirynn:
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.
Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂
There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this ...
Be Like, Fucking, and Jail: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
skepticphantom:
libertarirynn:
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.
Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂
skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize the...
Be Like, Fucking, and Love: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where ...
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Anaconda, Be Like, and Dude: 12:03pm: hey gorgeous
12:05pm: how are youuuu?
12:08pm: you there?
12:10pm: hello? Babe?
12:13pm: HELLOOOoo
12:16pm: fucking slut, you're ugly
anyways
I mean at some point you need to know when not to stop shooting. If you shoot 0-9 from three, don’t be steph curry. Be like Hassan Whiteside in the fourth and the 4th quarter and take your seat young man. This same logic can be used with people. If it’s NOT working just stop. They say “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” but no need to keep hoisting boulders from ya mother’s basement King. Patience is everything when trying to secure anything in life. I tried to teach that to my homie Martin. He ain’t neva had no Daddy. Boy been patient for him to come from Walmart but we know for far too many of us has waited that wait bruv never coming back. Every dude know a guy who talks about a new girl he bout to pull you know his game weak like Krillin. I’m like “give it some time bro plus she light skin it takes 2 business day to generate a response” She ain’t know he liked him but this was the first step to success. I tried to tell him be different. Don’t text her “wyd” call her and ask about her day girls like that shit when dudes go out they way. This boy took it to the extreme. This man called and left a good 26 voice mails-like this some type of 1990’s rnb video. She ain’t answer his call all weekend. I was there for a few, Boy start apologizing for things he ain’t even do. “Sorry your dog died when you was younger I shoulda been there”. I shook my head for the real ones who got some balls to hold onto. Message after message he poured his heart out about he type of dude he was. Nigga STRAIGHT Lying through his teeth. After the 10th they were all pathetic. Have some pride bro. Nigga started getting mad and roasting her. He wrote a whole thesis telling her off. come to find out on Monday her grandfather died and she was at the funeral. This man done over shot and got her killed his chances with her. She told her brother about it. That man stretched Martin till next Tuesday. No literally he a accordion when he walks now. Pray for Martin.
I mean at some point you need to know when not to stop shooting. If you shoot 0-9 from three, don’t be steph curry. Be like Hassan Whiteside...
![Be Like, Inside Out, and Memes: David Hughes
@david8hughes
[skydiving with my dog]
Me: ur ears r inside out
My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside
out
Me: it's the wind
My dog: I think it's the wind
it be like that @david8hughes](https://pics.me.me/thumb_david-hughes-david8hughes-skydiving-with-my-dog-me-ur-ears-35486019.png)
