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one-time-i-dreamt: d00dlef0x: anetjay: one-time-i-dreamt: invisableeyes: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: ???????????????????????????? this guy on Facebook randomly sent me a pic of me along with this message (my name is Tea in case that part is confusing) Huh. Scary. That鈥檚 not something I ever thought about. Why the anger? It鈥檚 just something that I鈥檇 also rather not think about, and because I am not self-absorbed, I never thought I was interesting/pretty/known enough to have it happen to me. I am aware these things do happen though. When I once reverse image searched some of the selfies I posted in the past, I found things like, people using them as their profile pictures on things like that Ask site but also LinkedIn (scarier), reposting them to Instagram, reposting them here. I don鈥檛 mind stuff like having them reposted, but claiming to be me is where I draw the line. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you at some point. SKELETON Even my skeleton???? Especially your skeleton He also called you a bollywood star wh I don鈥檛 think I know anyone who looks less like a Bollywood star than me 馃槀: one-time-i-dreamt: d00dlef0x: anetjay: one-time-i-dreamt: invisableeyes: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: ???????????????????????????? this guy on Facebook randomly sent me a pic of me along with this message (my name is Tea in case that part is confusing) Huh. Scary. That鈥檚 not something I ever thought about. Why the anger? It鈥檚 just something that I鈥檇 also rather not think about, and because I am not self-absorbed, I never thought I was interesting/pretty/known enough to have it happen to me. I am aware these things do happen though. When I once reverse image searched some of the selfies I posted in the past, I found things like, people using them as their profile pictures on things like that Ask site but also LinkedIn (scarier), reposting them to Instagram, reposting them here. I don鈥檛 mind stuff like having them reposted, but claiming to be me is where I draw the line. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you at some point. SKELETON Even my skeleton???? Especially your skeleton He also called you a bollywood star wh I don鈥檛 think I know anyone who looks less like a Bollywood star than me 馃槀

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thejoanglebook: thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: 鈥淩ecipe for Me鈥 馃尭 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. It鈥檚 turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!!聽https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWho鈥檚 good or bad? Who鈥檚 to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?I鈥檓 all at seaI鈥檓 no authority on anything but meI couldn鈥檛 tell you why I am who I鈥檝e becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumI鈥檒l impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, you鈥檇 need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what you鈥檇 needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy body鈥檚 composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and It鈥檚 important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIt鈥檚 all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still,聽I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I haven鈥檛 made yet, but I willI鈥檒l find my way with my willThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and that鈥檚 greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worth鈥檚 fragile like an eggWhen it breaks it鈥檚 tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesn鈥檛 help that I鈥檓 lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAlone鈥t鈥檚 hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I don鈥檛 shout 鈥淚鈥檓 here鈥滻f I don鈥檛 make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I can鈥檛 foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope so鈥ut I鈥檓 good enoughWhatever I face,聽I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isn鈥檛 a raceI鈥檒l let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with it鈥檚 lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerI鈥檒l take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meNow I see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeThey鈥檙e changing all the timeChanging all the timeI鈥檓 changing all the time: RECIPE FOR ME thejoanglebook: thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: 鈥淩ecipe for Me鈥 馃尭 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. It鈥檚 turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!!聽https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWho鈥檚 good or bad? Who鈥檚 to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?I鈥檓 all at seaI鈥檓 no authority on anything but meI couldn鈥檛 tell you why I am who I鈥檝e becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumI鈥檒l impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, you鈥檇 need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what you鈥檇 needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy body鈥檚 composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and It鈥檚 important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIt鈥檚 all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still,聽I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I haven鈥檛 made yet, but I willI鈥檒l find my way with my willThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and that鈥檚 greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worth鈥檚 fragile like an eggWhen it breaks it鈥檚 tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesn鈥檛 help that I鈥檓 lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAlone鈥t鈥檚 hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I don鈥檛 shout 鈥淚鈥檓 here鈥滻f I don鈥檛 make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I can鈥檛 foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope so鈥ut I鈥檓 good enoughWhatever I face,聽I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isn鈥檛 a raceI鈥檒l let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with it鈥檚 lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerI鈥檒l take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meNow I see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeThey鈥檙e changing all the timeChanging all the timeI鈥檓 changing all the time

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this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :): Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)20:56:36 No.55046566 story time because I want to share and it's a special day be me, 22, KHHV, NEET no real purpose in life, autistic >live in a small town but still don't know anyone >down the street is a harvest festival going on go there on a whim see nice old man making caramel apples hand dipped >i go over and buy one with some pocket change l ow saved up >it's really good we talk about caramel apples >his name is Ted >he asks if I'd like to help him make apples enthusiastically say yes, go to a factory next day at 9 AM >I get to dip the apples and put the sticks on them >I box them up and sell them, get to decorate them too Told I would not last longer than a year by floor manager since nobody does >Get to know Ted, he has no kids and his wife died in a boat accident we talk every day about apples and candy >he gets me into football we watch football together, he lets me show him anime >7 years pass >I've been there the longest Ted doesn't come to work, I call him No response, I go to his house >Door unlocked, go in and see him on the floor call 911, he had a stroke and died later that day in the hospital cry for days because my only friend is gone >A few days pass, I learn that he left the factory and the apple shop to me >note says "You're the hardest worker I've ever met, I know you will make me proud" >burst into tears in front of lawyer every day I go to that factory to work hard >l come up with all sorts of ideas to decorate the apples every holiday Still KHHV, but I love making apples >Whole town knows me as the apple man Never been happier making caramel apples Today would have been his 76th birthday. We got a huge catering order done today in time for Halloween. Business is better than ever. I know you're watching me, Ted. I hope I'm making you proud. this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

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this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :): Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)20:56:36 No.55046566 story time because I want to share and it's a special day be me, 22, KHHV, NEET no real purpose in life, autistic >live in a small town but still don't know anyone >down the street is a harvest festival going on go there on a whim see nice old man making caramel apples hand dipped >i go over and buy one with some pocket change l ow saved up >it's really good we talk about caramel apples >his name is Ted >he asks if I'd like to help him make apples enthusiastically say yes, go to a factory next day at 9 AM >I get to dip the apples and put the sticks on them >I box them up and sell them, get to decorate them too Told I would not last longer than a year by floor manager since nobody does >Get to know Ted, he has no kids and his wife died in a boat accident we talk every day about apples and candy >he gets me into football we watch football together, he lets me show him anime >7 years pass >I've been there the longest Ted doesn't come to work, I call him No response, I go to his house >Door unlocked, go in and see him on the floor call 911, he had a stroke and died later that day in the hospital cry for days because my only friend is gone >A few days pass, I learn that he left the factory and the apple shop to me >note says "You're the hardest worker I've ever met, I know you will make me proud" >burst into tears in front of lawyer every day I go to that factory to work hard >l come up with all sorts of ideas to decorate the apples every holiday Still KHHV, but I love making apples >Whole town knows me as the apple man Never been happier making caramel apples Today would have been his 76th birthday. We got a huge catering order done today in time for Halloween. Business is better than ever. I know you're watching me, Ted. I hope I'm making you proud. this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

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positive-memes:Bed time stories: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories
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Be Me: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them. NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep? Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg? Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister
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