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        trashmouthbi:
SUMMER 1989 - © 2006
1. swimming with friends in a quarry2. loser/lover3. silver (beating the devil)4. the barrens are ours5. teenage (the aladdin)6. i just wanna (pinchyourcheeksthey’resocute)7. interlude - rock war8. power of us9. sunlight on red10. safehouse11. for you12. kissing bridge // kissing bridge13. i swearbonus tracks14. winter fire  //  winter fire15. eddie, my love
flat version of art here( click images for better quality | song lyrics in the booklet by @reddies-club​ and trashofthething | album idea from here , my own version inspired by this. both by @notfine-mp3​ | any songs not linked here or mentioned in René’s og post i made up | packaging template from here | @sharkpuppyofficial​ @sharkpuppymusic​ )
check out all the creators tagged and/or linked on this post and shoot them an ask + rb if you appreciate their content! reblogs are appreciated!
: trashmouthbi:
SUMMER 1989 - © 2006
1. swimming with friends in a quarry2. loser/lover3. silver (beating the devil)4. the barrens are ours5. teenage (the aladdin)6. i just wanna (pinchyourcheeksthey’resocute)7. interlude - rock war8. power of us9. sunlight on red10. safehouse11. for you12. kissing bridge // kissing bridge13. i swearbonus tracks14. winter fire  //  winter fire15. eddie, my love
flat version of art here( click images for better quality | song lyrics in the booklet by @reddies-club​ and trashofthething | album idea from here , my own version inspired by this. both by @notfine-mp3​ | any songs not linked here or mentioned in René’s og post i made up | packaging template from here | @sharkpuppyofficial​ @sharkpuppymusic​ )
check out all the creators tagged and/or linked on this post and shoot them an ask + rb if you appreciate their content! reblogs are appreciated!

        

            
            

                
                
                    trashmouthbi:
SUMMER 1989 - © 2006
1. swimming with friends in a quarry2. loser/lover3. silver (beating the devil)4. the barrens are ours5. teenage (the aladdin)6. i just wanna (pinchyourcheeksthey’resocute)7. interlude - rock war8. power of us9. sunlight on red10. safehouse11. for you12. kissing bridge // kissing bridge13. i swearbonus tracks14. winter fire  //  winter fire15. eddie, my love
flat version of art here( click images for better quality | song lyrics in the booklet by @reddies-club​ and trashofthething | album idea from here , my own version inspired by this. both by @notfine-mp3​ | any songs not linked here or mentioned in René’s og post i made up | packaging template from here | @sharkpuppyofficial​ @sharkpuppymusic​ )
check out all the creators tagged and/or linked on this post and shoot them an ask + rb if you appreciate their content! reblogs are appreciated!
: trashmouthbi:
SUMMER 1989 - © 2006
1. swimming with friends in a quarry2. loser/lover3. silver (beating the devil)4. the barrens are ours5. teenage (the aladdin)6. i just wanna (pinchyourcheeksthey’resocute)7. interlude - rock war8. power of us9. sunlight on red10. safehouse11. for you12. kissing bridge // kissing bridge13. i swearbonus tracks14. winter fire  //  winter fire15. eddie, my love
flat version of art here( click images for better quality | song lyrics in the booklet by @reddies-club​ and trashofthething | album idea from here , my own version inspired by this. both by @notfine-mp3​ | any songs not linked here or mentioned in René’s og post i made up | packaging template from here | @sharkpuppyofficial​ @sharkpuppymusic​ )
check out all the creators tagged and/or linked on this post and shoot them an ask + rb if you appreciate their content! reblogs are appreciated!

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:

smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule.
@black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad.

Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you.

good. stay away from children while you’re at it.

We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know.

you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option.


You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. Deadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobby: smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:

smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule.
@black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad.

Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you.

good. stay away from children while you’re at it.

We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know.

you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option.


You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. Deadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobby
        

            
            

                
                
                    smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:

smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule.
@black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad.

Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you.

good. stay away from children while you’re at it.

We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know.

you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option.


You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. Deadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobby: smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:

smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule.
@black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad.

Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you.

good. stay away from children while you’re at it.

We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know.

you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option.


You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. Deadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobby
                    
                
            

            
                
                
smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:

smonks-alone:

black-girl-against-feminism:
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        pictoline:

Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️: PARECE
 BROMA,
 PERO NO
 IEGG-CELENTE!
 00
 2. EN LA ÚLTIMA CONFERENCIA
 DE LA ONU SOBRE CAMBIO
 CLIMĂTICO, SOLO HABÍA
 UN LUGAR DE
 COMIDA VEGANA.
 Noticias del 2019
 que parecieron del
 Día de los Inocentes,
 pero fueron reales:
 + 54 millones
 1. LA FOTO DE UN HUEVO
 SE CONVIRȚIÓ EN EL
 POST CON MÁS LIKES EN
 INSTAGRAM DE LÀ HISTORIA.
 4. EN TAN SOLO
 DÍAS, NOTRE
 DAME RECAUDÓ
 MUUUCHO MÁS $$S
 QUE LA AMAZONIA.
 6. EL MAYOR
 IMPRESOR PRIVADO
 A 3. SE REVELÓ QUE VLADIMIR PUTIN TODAVÍA
 USA WINDOWS XP, UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO
 OBSOLETO Y CON UN ALTO RIESGO DE SER HACKEADO.
 DE DINERO EN EL MUNDO
 SE ESTĂ QUEDANDO SIN
 DINERO, YA QUE ALGUNOS
 PAÍSES NO LE HAN PAGADO.
 5. LA NASA INVESTIGA EL PRIMER
 DELITO EN EL ESPACIO. SE ACUSA
 A UNA DE SUS ASTRONAUTAS
 DE USAR LA CUENTA DE
 BANCO DE SU EXESPOSA,
 SIN SU PERMISO, DESDE
 LA ESTACIÓN ESPACIAL.
 ¿YA
 DEPOSITARON?
 ****
 FUENTES:
 "There's Only One Vegan Food Truck at Save-the-Planet Talks" Bloomberg.
 "Vladimir Putin 'still uses obsolete Windows XP' despite hacking risk" The Gpardian.
 "A photo of an egg is the most-liked post on Instagram, beating record held by Kylie Jenner" CBS News.
 "Incendios en el Amazonas: ¿alcanzan los US$22 millones ofrecidos por los países ricos para combatir el fuego?" BBC.
 "NASA reportedly investigating first allegation of crime committed in spacef CBS News.
 "World's largest printer of money is running out of money" NBC News.
 PICTOLINE
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Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️
        

            
            

                
                
                    pictoline:

Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️: PARECE
 BROMA,
 PERO NO
 IEGG-CELENTE!
 00
 2. EN LA ÚLTIMA CONFERENCIA
 DE LA ONU SOBRE CAMBIO
 CLIMĂTICO, SOLO HABÍA
 UN LUGAR DE
 COMIDA VEGANA.
 Noticias del 2019
 que parecieron del
 Día de los Inocentes,
 pero fueron reales:
 + 54 millones
 1. LA FOTO DE UN HUEVO
 SE CONVIRȚIÓ EN EL
 POST CON MÁS LIKES EN
 INSTAGRAM DE LÀ HISTORIA.
 4. EN TAN SOLO
 DÍAS, NOTRE
 DAME RECAUDÓ
 MUUUCHO MÁS $$S
 QUE LA AMAZONIA.
 6. EL MAYOR
 IMPRESOR PRIVADO
 A 3. SE REVELÓ QUE VLADIMIR PUTIN TODAVÍA
 USA WINDOWS XP, UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO
 OBSOLETO Y CON UN ALTO RIESGO DE SER HACKEADO.
 DE DINERO EN EL MUNDO
 SE ESTĂ QUEDANDO SIN
 DINERO, YA QUE ALGUNOS
 PAÍSES NO LE HAN PAGADO.
 5. LA NASA INVESTIGA EL PRIMER
 DELITO EN EL ESPACIO. SE ACUSA
 A UNA DE SUS ASTRONAUTAS
 DE USAR LA CUENTA DE
 BANCO DE SU EXESPOSA,
 SIN SU PERMISO, DESDE
 LA ESTACIÓN ESPACIAL.
 ¿YA
 DEPOSITARON?
 ****
 FUENTES:
 "There's Only One Vegan Food Truck at Save-the-Planet Talks" Bloomberg.
 "Vladimir Putin 'still uses obsolete Windows XP' despite hacking risk" The Gpardian.
 "A photo of an egg is the most-liked post on Instagram, beating record held by Kylie Jenner" CBS News.
 "Incendios en el Amazonas: ¿alcanzan los US$22 millones ofrecidos por los países ricos para combatir el fuego?" BBC.
 "NASA reportedly investigating first allegation of crime committed in spacef CBS News.
 "World's largest printer of money is running out of money" NBC News.
 PICTOLINE
pictoline:

Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        prolifeproliberty:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

nonenosome:

gaeteez:


harrythepottercat:

Reporter: What’s your name?
Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!
Police: 


A reminder that Hong Kong police have been arresting children as young as 11. They have also fired at press and begun arresting reporters and aid workers with the excuse that they ‘might be protesters in disguise’. 
They have been filmed beating protesters that have already been subdued/cuffed, as well as using their weapons incorrectly (firing rubber bullets at close range) and driving into crowds. 
People are dying.This is wrong. 


A Hong Kong newspaper had its printing press lit on fire a couple days ago. 

geez.


Please don’t forget or get complacent about Hong Kong! They are still fighting!
: के.
 ॥ल
prolifeproliberty:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

nonenosome:

gaeteez:


harrythepottercat:

Reporter: What’s your name?
Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!
Police: 


A reminder that Hong Kong police have been arresting children as young as 11. They have also fired at press and begun arresting reporters and aid workers with the excuse that they ‘might be protesters in disguise’. 
They have been filmed beating protesters that have already been subdued/cuffed, as well as using their weapons incorrectly (firing rubber bullets at close range) and driving into crowds. 
People are dying.This is wrong. 


A Hong Kong newspaper had its printing press lit on fire a couple days ago. 

geez.


Please don’t forget or get complacent about Hong Kong! They are still fighting!

        

            
            

                
                
                    prolifeproliberty:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

nonenosome:

gaeteez:


harrythepottercat:

Reporter: What’s your name?
Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!
Police: 


A reminder that Hong Kong police have been arresting children as young as 11. They have also fired at press and begun arresting reporters and aid workers with the excuse that they ‘might be protesters in disguise’. 
They have been filmed beating protesters that have already been subdued/cuffed, as well as using their weapons incorrectly (firing rubber bullets at close range) and driving into crowds. 
People are dying.This is wrong. 


A Hong Kong newspaper had its printing press lit on fire a couple days ago. 

geez.


Please don’t forget or get complacent about Hong Kong! They are still fighting!
: के.
 ॥ल
prolifeproliberty:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

nonenosome:

gaeteez:


harrythepottercat:

Reporter: What’s your name?
Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!
Police: 


A reminder that Hong Kong police have been arresting children as young as 11. They have also fired at press and begun arresting reporters and aid workers with the excuse that they ‘might be protesters in disguise’. 
They have been filmed beating protesters that have already been subdued/cuffed, as well as using their weapons incorrectly (firing rubber bullets at close range) and driving into crowds. 
People are dying.This is wrong. 


A Hong Kong newspaper had its printing press lit on fire a couple days ago. 

geez.


Please don’t forget or get complacent about Hong Kong! They are still fighting!

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        despicabledeadpool:

midnight-revelation:
despicabledeadpool:

Dude, he’s like, the ultimate philanthropist 

Gotham, before Bruce Wayne returns to it, is literally falling apart and he all but single-handedly provides the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of the city. He keeps the hospitals up and running, prevents the schools from shutting down, keeps Gotham Police Department functional, and keeps organized crime out of Blüdhaven by rebuilding it and revitalizing the job sector. Philanthropic billionaire Bruce Wayne is responsible for this, not The Dark Knight Batman. He had absolutely no obligation to do any of this. He didn’t have to start The Martha Wayne Foundation or The Thomas Wayne Foundation or Wayne Medical or Wayne Industries. He did it because to save Gotham, it would take more than just Batman beating up on the bad guys, stopping organized crime, and getting rid of corrupt officials. Saving a city from crime means nothing if the city and its people are in physical and financial ruin when all is said and done.

┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ in this┃╱╱╲╲  city╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  Bruce Wayne╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔: Austin Gilkeson
 @osutein
 Bruce Wayne paying 90% taxes on
 income and capital gains over $10
 million would do more to help Gotham
 than Batman ever could.
 Let's Talk Justice League! @letstalkjla 2d
 What's your most controversial opinion about
 Batman?
despicabledeadpool:

midnight-revelation:
despicabledeadpool:

Dude, he’s like, the ultimate philanthropist 

Gotham, before Bruce Wayne returns to it, is literally falling apart and he all but single-handedly provides the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of the city. He keeps the hospitals up and running, prevents the schools from shutting down, keeps Gotham Police Department functional, and keeps organized crime out of Blüdhaven by rebuilding it and revitalizing the job sector. Philanthropic billionaire Bruce Wayne is responsible for this, not The Dark Knight Batman. He had absolutely no obligation to do any of this. He didn’t have to start The Martha Wayne Foundation or The Thomas Wayne Foundation or Wayne Medical or Wayne Industries. He did it because to save Gotham, it would take more than just Batman beating up on the bad guys, stopping organized crime, and getting rid of corrupt officials. Saving a city from crime means nothing if the city and its people are in physical and financial ruin when all is said and done.

┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ in this┃╱╱╲╲  city╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  Bruce Wayne╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
        

            
            

                
                
                    despicabledeadpool:

midnight-revelation:
despicabledeadpool:

Dude, he’s like, the ultimate philanthropist 

Gotham, before Bruce Wayne returns to it, is literally falling apart and he all but single-handedly provides the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of the city. He keeps the hospitals up and running, prevents the schools from shutting down, keeps Gotham Police Department functional, and keeps organized crime out of Blüdhaven by rebuilding it and revitalizing the job sector. Philanthropic billionaire Bruce Wayne is responsible for this, not The Dark Knight Batman. He had absolutely no obligation to do any of this. He didn’t have to start The Martha Wayne Foundation or The Thomas Wayne Foundation or Wayne Medical or Wayne Industries. He did it because to save Gotham, it would take more than just Batman beating up on the bad guys, stopping organized crime, and getting rid of corrupt officials. Saving a city from crime means nothing if the city and its people are in physical and financial ruin when all is said and done.

┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ in this┃╱╱╲╲  city╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  Bruce Wayne╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔: Austin Gilkeson
 @osutein
 Bruce Wayne paying 90% taxes on
 income and capital gains over $10
 million would do more to help Gotham
 than Batman ever could.
 Let's Talk Justice League! @letstalkjla 2d
 What's your most controversial opinion about
 Batman?
despicabledeadpool:

midnight-revelation:
despicabledeadpool:

Dude, he’s like, the ultimate philanthropist 

Gotham, before Bruce Wayne returns to it, is literally falling apart and he all but single-handedly provides the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of the city. He keeps the hospitals up and running, prevents the schools from shutting down, keeps Gotham Police Department functional, and keeps organized crime out of Blüdhaven by rebuilding it and revitalizing the job sector. Philanthropic billionaire Bruce Wayne is responsible for this, not The Dark Knight Batman. He had absolutely no obligation to do any of this. He didn’t have to start The Martha Wayne Foundation or The Thomas Wayne Foundation or Wayne Medical or Wayne Industries. He did it because to save Gotham, it would take more than just Batman beating up on the bad guys, stopping organized crime, and getting rid of corrupt officials. Saving a city from crime means nothing if the city and its people are in physical and financial ruin when all is said and done.

┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ in this┃╱╱╲╲  city╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  Bruce Wayne╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
                    
                
            

            
                
                
despicabledeadpool:

midnight-revelation:
despicabledeadpool:

Dude, he’s like, the ultimate philanthropist 

Gotham, before Bruce Wayne...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Me irl: Call
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 I'm David. Your contact
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 FAJJHAKKFG and try -
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 Wut?
 I don't know who this is?
 David? From like 2nd
 grade?!
 Dude I haven't talked to
 you in forever! Holy shit
 man!
 How have you been?!
 heard you got married to
 Karen. Dude, that's
 awesome.
 I'll admit it was a little
 weird for me when you
 two started dating given
 our history, but I'm so
 stoked for you.
 I mean, she was like my
 girlfriend for 9 years and
 we were engaged.
 Then you knowI lost my
 job because of my
 drinking problem..
 And then lost our house
 because of my cocaine
 problem...
 And then there's the fact I
 started beating her
 senseless because I was
 lashing out and she was
 the always the closet thing
 around that made me feel
 better when I hit it...
 lol does she still walk with
 that limp after I pushed her
 down the stairs?
 God, memories man, ya
 know?
 Actually don't tell her I
 said that. She probably
 won't think it's funny. She
 doesn't really talk to me
 anymore. How did her
 reconstructive jaw surgery
 go?
 At least is made her fat
 ass skinny because she
 had to eat through a straw
 right?! lolll you owe me a
 beer for that one dude.
 I still have a lot of her stuff
 actually.
 She got that restraining
 order against me so I
 didn't know what to do
 with it so it's just in a box
 sitting in the middle of my
 barren living room.
 Sometimes when I pick up
 a bottle and skip out on
 my AA meetings I just sit
 here and stare at it.
 It's actually making me
 kinda sad right now. No
 one could burn a TV
 dinner or take a hit like her
 you know?
 Damn, I shouldn't have
 looked inside this box. All
 this stuff and memories.
 I want her back David.
 Dude, stop.
 Then don't text me this
 stupid contest shit
 asshole.
 OText Message
 Send
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 ASD F GH JKL
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                    Me irl: Call
 FaceTime
 Add Contact
 Text Message
 I'm David. Your contact
 last month has "W O N'!
 Go to
 http://winyourxmas.com?
 FAJJHAKKFG and try -
 6426
 Wut?
 I don't know who this is?
 David? From like 2nd
 grade?!
 Dude I haven't talked to
 you in forever! Holy shit
 man!
 How have you been?!
 heard you got married to
 Karen. Dude, that's
 awesome.
 I'll admit it was a little
 weird for me when you
 two started dating given
 our history, but I'm so
 stoked for you.
 I mean, she was like my
 girlfriend for 9 years and
 we were engaged.
 Then you knowI lost my
 job because of my
 drinking problem..
 And then lost our house
 because of my cocaine
 problem...
 And then there's the fact I
 started beating her
 senseless because I was
 lashing out and she was
 the always the closet thing
 around that made me feel
 better when I hit it...
 lol does she still walk with
 that limp after I pushed her
 down the stairs?
 God, memories man, ya
 know?
 Actually don't tell her I
 said that. She probably
 won't think it's funny. She
 doesn't really talk to me
 anymore. How did her
 reconstructive jaw surgery
 go?
 At least is made her fat
 ass skinny because she
 had to eat through a straw
 right?! lolll you owe me a
 beer for that one dude.
 I still have a lot of her stuff
 actually.
 She got that restraining
 order against me so I
 didn't know what to do
 with it so it's just in a box
 sitting in the middle of my
 barren living room.
 Sometimes when I pick up
 a bottle and skip out on
 my AA meetings I just sit
 here and stare at it.
 It's actually making me
 kinda sad right now. No
 one could burn a TV
 dinner or take a hit like her
 you know?
 Damn, I shouldn't have
 looked inside this box. All
 this stuff and memories.
 I want her back David.
 Dude, stop.
 Then don't text me this
 stupid contest shit
 asshole.
 OText Message
 Send
 QWERTYUIO P
 ASD F GH JKL
 ZX CVBNM
 123
 return
 space
Me irl
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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