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💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something. Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened. Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. 💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

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Outwitting A Faerie: A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, "And your name, please?" And, like a fool, you give it to him. I got asked for clarification on this (but can't reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which l'm more than happy to provide. In this post, a faerie is asking for 'your' name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is. In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination-usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life. In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it's you can just lie to him. Alternately ayellowbirds Might i suggest the less direct yet still n call me..."? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would g "you may name you feel Ligma." I respond. Ligma...2" Inqures the faerie. They gasp as they finish saying it, realizing all too late that the darlk magics have already taken hold of them. I smirk into the nearby camera. Li-" Outwitting A Faerie

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teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS CHAOTIC EVIL : Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC. Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

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