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Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Please spread! I was worried that this post would be a protest against these employers, and am pleasantly surprised that this is being promoted as a positive. Many, many people are either wrongfully convicted, or grossly overcharged due to mandatory minimums in drug possession, minor crimes, and three-strike rules. Disproportionately, these sentences fall on people of color, especially poor people, and particularly black people.  Prison is dehumanizing and deprives people of far more than their liberty. Individuals with a felony conviction, even once released, have trouble finding housing, jobs, income sources, etc., and society provides barely any aid or recourse. Bless these employers for going against the tide and helping change a brutally unjust system.  All of the people subjected to the brutality of the American criminal justice system deserve the chance to rebuild their lives.
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Blade, Gif, and Logic: SOCIAL S ANTIS <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160632443711/klubbhead-kamiyu910-la-femme-noelle" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/160628886643/kamiyu910-la-femme-noelle-klubbhead" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/160628011028/la-femme-noelle-klubbhead-arizonagunguy" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://la-femme-noelle.tumblr.com/post/160627856777/klubbhead-arizonagunguy-jingopatriot" class="tumblr_blog">la-femme-noelle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/160627694968/arizonagunguy-jingopatriot" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://arizonagunguy.tumblr.com/post/160627290128/jingopatriot-fish6bowl6apocalypse6" class="tumblr_blog">arizonagunguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jingopatriot.tumblr.com/post/160627019784/fish6bowl6apocalypse6-unknown-anarchists-you" class="tumblr_blog">jingopatriot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fish6bowl6apocalypse6.tumblr.com/post/160626728600/unknown-anarchists-you-better-dont-fuck-with" class="tumblr_blog">fish6bowl6apocalypse6</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unknown-anarchists.tumblr.com/post/160596287794/you-better-dont-fuck-with-me" class="tumblr_blog">unknown-anarchists</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You better don’t fuck with me</p></blockquote> <p>That knife looks more flimsy than your logic.</p> </blockquote> <p>Lets address that rock solid grammar.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight. 👍🏻</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="270" data-tumblr-attribution="explosivecumberbatch:F0JzH0OPSyQcQxfmbZ6fhA:ZHINtj1tFdcfj" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/95f84dc9c2d7a3e2d6b32e8a3d249b2b/tumblr_ntygklBswV1uc8rl3o1_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/95f84dc9c2d7a3e2d6b32e8a3d249b2b/tumblr_inline_opwmokiaCm1tmmkdf_540.gif" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/95f84dc9c2d7a3e2d6b32e8a3d249b2b/tumblr_ntygklBswV1uc8rl3o1_250.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>That looks like my paring knife. Did you get that at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?</p> </blockquote> <p>What is that, a 1.5″ blade? It’s adorable. Won’t do much though. </p><p>You wanna be considered a threat, AntiFa? We will meet you on the battlefield and see who the real threat is. You threaten our freedoms, our liberty, you will not be allowed to succeed. Though considering this is supposed to be threatening, doesn’t seem like it’s going to be a very big or difficult fight.</p></blockquote> <p>Op deleted the post lol</p></blockquote> <p>Op deleted their account.</p></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;You better don&rsquo;t fuck with me&rdquo;</p>
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Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of <p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>

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Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for <p><a href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/150863852433/princeshahar-thefingerfuckingfemalefury" class="tumblr_blog">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princeshahar.tumblr.com/post/150863458498">princeshahar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/150862472268">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boss-hoody.tumblr.com/post/150861917631">boss-hoody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com/post/150860532423">thefingerfuckingfemalefury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaeronaea.tumblr.com/post/125468419679">chaeronaea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rubitrightintomyeyes.tumblr.com/post/107873738992">rubitrightintomyeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/55618968303">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://onion.com/1dCMw1g">Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine</a></p> <p>SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.</p> <p>“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”</p> <p>“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”</p> <p>Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.</p> <p>In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.</p> <p>Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.</p> <p>“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”</p> <p>“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”</p> <p>Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.</p> <p>“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”</p> <p>While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.</p> <p>“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath &amp; Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”</p> <p>“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.</p> <p>At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ec1a22a867e7c4d43c8c241154788b5/tumblr_inline_ni1xkk1LzZ1qjwjh9.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>this is the fucking funniest post i’ve ever read </p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE MYSTERY ROCK</p>NO ONE KNOWS </blockquote> <p>Okay, but what is the purpose tho. This is some 3 sea shells shit</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT DOES THE SHOWER ROCK DO</p> <p>should I buy one</p> <p>would my shower experience be improved by owning a shower rock?</p> <p>someone tell me i’m so confused<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s a pumice stone for exfoliating your feet, you guys….</p> </blockquote> <p>I thought they meant that it was LITERALLY a rock <br/></p><p>Like</p><p>just a big  rock <br/></p><p>with no clear reason for being there</p></blockquote>
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Chelsea, Energy, and Instagram: CHEAP How many days straight canIeat this before dying? not as tasty as shown. In fact, this photo is of an entirely different product IS ORIENTAL a flavor? Top Ramen HA SHOWN AT SLACKTORY oodles of noodles Pinterest tumblr for people who can't read good HA SHOWN AT CNNABON ORLD FAMOUS CINNAMON ROLL timeto eat youre foelinge agan SHOWN AT SLACKTORY you are Officiall adal BED BATH& BEYOND SHOWN AT IA SLACKTORY <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slacktory.tumblr.com/post/21853245135/weve-got-four-more-at-a-larger-resolution-over-at" target="_blank">slacktory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We’ve got four more at a larger resolution over at  <strong><a href="http://slacktory.com/2012/04/honest-ads-realistic-ads-for-instagram-top-ramen-cinnabon/" title="Honest Ads 2 on Slacktory" target="_blank">Honest Ads 2: 8 Realistic Ads for Instagram, Top Ramen, Cinnabon and More</a> </strong>by <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Chelsea_Fagan" title="Chelsea Fagan on Twitter" target="_blank">Chelsea Fagan</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/dcmjs" title="Matt Stevenson on Twitter" target="_blank">Matt Stevenson</a></p> <p>Be sure to read the bottle in the 5-hour Energy ad. The photoshop job was so good that at first glance I didn’t notice that it said “tastes like fruity jizz,” among other things.</p> </blockquote>

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